Can we make movie sounds with all of this? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. I cannot count the number of times a jumbotron has urged me to make some noise, but I rarely, if ever do it. Yep. And so I feel like it’s finally time that I make good on that request. Well, I’m not sure that using everyday objects to add sound effects to strange stock footage videos is the type of noise that they had in mind on the jumbotron. But we will never know unless we try to add weird movie sound effects using everyday objects- True. To stock footage. So, let’s do it. Okay, Rhett. You are up first. So go ahead, don’t touch your, I know it’s so, yeah. He already touched it! I know. It’s a basketball. That’s a demerit. Go ahead and select a stock footage video from this board. Your categories are: animals, human behavior or gettin’ wild. Gettin’ wild! I’m just gonna just start in the upper left hand corner, just like a good boy. Kangaroos. Here’s a preview of your video. Oh, we got a kangaroo fight. Oh, oh! No, no! Look, they’re fighting. Oh, oh, oh! We got a fight. Oh, no. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, no. There’s only so many things that could happen in a kangaroo fight. Hey, man, that reminds me of us in college. Yeah, man. We just take our legs and kick. Okay, so the mystery item that’s in front of you, you have to use as part of your sound effects, but based on what you know- Don’t touch it. Basketball. About your video, you’re gonna go ahead and choose one more noise making item from this word bank. Oh, look, we got a word bank here. I mean, what else is gonna happen? Two birds, squeaky cat toy could be fine. What is gonna happen with these things? I think one of the kangaroos is gonna die a gruesome death and you’re gonna have to have, like, nasty noises. Yeah. Like, you think they’re slowly gonna, like, deflate in, like, a bird whistle noise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They’re inflatable kangaroos. You have to choose, Rhett. Squeaky cat toy. Good. Okay. Now go ahead and reveal your mystery item. It’s a basketball. It’s a watermelon basketball. And the knife is also included and the cutting board as well. Looks pretty ripe. Okay, so, reminder, you have to use all of these things. So I’m gonna give you a second to- Hold on. Prepare and then Link, yeah, go ahead and put your headphones on. Is this- Hello. Oh, that’s loud. Is this a- That’s loud. I can hear myself loudly. How does it work? Motion. Move it. Oh. I hear that. I hear that. Hot mic. Okay. You ready? Hot mic. Oh, no. Okay. Can I prepare? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was giving you a moment to prepare but you didn’t know how to work the cat toy. See what capabilities you have. Oh. What are you doing? Cutting my watermelon. I see that. Do you have something in mind? No. I just figured anything I can do with a watermelon, I can do with half a watermelon. I don’t think you could serve an entire watermelon. Okay. You ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I’m gonna play the video. Smells good. 3, 2, 1. Wow. Oh. That’s just the birds in the background. Oh. No, they’re running, dude. Okay. All right. See, kicking. I mean, that is gruesome. It sounds like that these claws are going into the innards of the other roo. Okay. Gosh, I made a mess. I’m sorry. I got it on ya. It’s okay. I got it on you. You did get it on me. If the kangaroos were like reaching into each other’s eye sockets and like- That’s what it felt like. That’s what I wanted to communicate. Like, just pulling guts out of each other’s chest, that’s what it sounded like. Yeah. Is the splatter on, like, the back, the shoulder, the, no, no, on Link. Also you got, like, behind his neck. Yeah. Yeah. Got it behind my neck. This was a wet melon. I might even call it a watermelon. The visceral nature of it was pretty impressive. Outta 10- What about the birds in the background? Yeah, you have to do a gentleman’s score out of 10. I’m gonna give- Birds in the background. Don’t forget about that. I like the ambiance of the birds from the mice. I’m gonna give you a solid 7. Whoa! That’s good. Okay. All right. So now it is your turn. Here, take this! So, go ahead. I would like ahead to choose human behavior PDA. I’m going for it. Okay. Here is a preview. Oh, gosh. Yes, they are in public. They’re at a concert. Just smooching it up under- Oh, you want my watermelon? Oh, God. Look at that. Isn’t that sweet? They are in love. Okay, so now we’re going to- There’s swaying and eye contact and smooching and beard stroking. Choose from the word bank. Okay, well, he had a beard, so brushes might help me. I’m gonna go with the two brushes because I think she was stroking his beard. Okay. I’m thinking I can do, yes. You got two brushes. So now you can go ahead and reveal your mystery item. Ooo, that sounded like a fart. That sounds like beard rubbing. And I also need to use. Okay. Need to use that. Okay. This is gonna be- Ah! You can use that. That’s a little movie sound. It’s gonna be interesting. Okay. Take a moment to prepare. I’m just trying to think, like, I can definitely and then can I use my mouth as well or any other orifice? The judges say no. What is this? Oh. Oh, I like that. A little heavy breathing. That’s good, that’s good, that’s good. You got heavy breathing. I got beards. I’m not gonna watch you. I’m only gonna watch the video. Breathing. Bearding. Tongue. Sloppy, sloppy tongue, tongue. All right. You ready? Yeah. Here we go. In 3, 2, 1. No, no. You can’t. What? Nope. Okay. I’m trying to, listen, you try this! I got two brushes and a Reddi-Wip over here and I’m trying to make out at a Coldplay concert. Timing. Let me go again. I mean, what does making out sound like? Like this. Okay. Give him one more thing and then every time the mouths come together, do the whipped cream. Yeah, let me do that. Because, it was like. Like, that was almost working. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then have this and then rub that like that and you gotta use- Forget that. You gotta use them all. I got too many things. You gotta use ’em all. Just hold it. Okay. Lemme try again. Okay. Oh, God. What are they doing? What is happening in those mouths? That was in his pants. Oh, God. This was slightly- Hey, hey, come on. Come on. Come on. Okay. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. It’s called foley. So I really appreciate, you definitely improved once you got a second chance. But, I mean, there’s a demerit for having to take tasted great multiple times. Tasted great. I will say right when you started the Reddi-Wip, it was great, but then when it was just a sustained, the whole time they were kissing- That was what was going on inside of the mouths. Yeah, but it just felt like a washing machine in the mouth. Yeah, you couldn’t see what was happening. No, it felt like there was something was being exchanged. Like, there’s a bunch of stuff going from one person to the next person. Yeah. It was breathing life into it for you. I feel like I’m still being generous by giving you a five. I think you are. I will take it. All right. Okay, Rhett you are up next. Which one do you want to choose? Well, you know what they call me sometimes, hungry man. Okay. Let’s see the first five seconds. I assume it’s somebody eating and it is. Okay. Look at that. Oh, that’s a hungry man. Gratuitous closeup. Ooo, it’s kind of sensual. Is that a bread? This is more sensual than the concert make out. Okay, I need my watermelon back. Oh, slow motion and a cheese string coming outta his mouth. Choose another one, man. That’s gross. Too late. Too late. Okay. I mean- Choose your tool. Your second tool. You don’t need a fork, a knife or a plate for that because he was eating with his hands. I need something that can make some real. Some chewing. Maybe you got something under there. What are you gonna do? Gimme the vintage style water bottle. And you can also go ahead and reveal your mystery item. Oh, okay. What’s in that bucket? Oh, oh, oh. It is a hose. It’s a hose. It is a sponge full of water. So now I’ve kind of got double water situations. Yeah. How you gonna do this? Mmm. That sounds good though. Guess I need to pee. Oh. Yeah. Okay. So you get the rubber touching itself. It’s hard to do. You get the rubber touching itself. That looks like it’s hard to do. It is. Maybe with my right hand I can do that. Oh. Yeah, that’s gross. That’s gonna work. I got this. You gotta use that now. Yeah. This is the bread. Oh, yeah. Crackly. Crackly? More drippy. Let’s go for it. Here we go. Oh, he’s breathing hard 3, 2, 1. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay, here we go. Be careful. New thing. New thing. Ew! He’s peeing his britches. He’s peeing his britches. That cheese string though. Gross! Okay, here we. Okay, now I got it. We’re good. What is that, Rhett? It’s wet. Shh. The burrito- That’s all I got. First of all, what is he eating? Is that a burrito or a croissant? And then. Ooo! Ooo. Ooo. All right, that was pretty good at the end there. Hold on. Don’t yell. Don’t yell. That was pretty good. What I was trying to get with the bread. That was gross, dude. I was trying to make this feel like like, the water hitting the thing. I wanted to look away constantly. That’s all I had. I think once the chewing started happening, I was locked in. I’m gonna give you points for the fact that what I saw was gross and what I heard was gross. But they were different kinds of gross. It’s like he doesn’t have teeth in his mouth. It just has gums. You were very generous with me and I think we gotta start getting real. Oh, come on. I think we gotta start getting real. That right there is no more than a three. Oh, what? That’s crazy. I mean, I took your five, but I did not earn a five. But what I was doing this in the end, that was good. Fine. I’ll give you a four. Oh, wow. That’s harsh. Okay. All right. So you take that. We’ll see how you do sucka. Okay, Link, next video. Well, I like getting wild and I love a good party time, so I’m gonna go with that. Oh, we got old couple. My wheelhouse. Doing some DJing. So there’s two things going on here. You’ve got woman scratching and you got guy just flipping a record, which makes no noise. Just maybe a little- If you do it right. A little wind. Hose sprayer. Okay, choose your second item. Flip flops. Let’s see. I need to have a wiki, wiki, wiki for this. I’m gonna go with the cheap flip flops and I’m gonna combine it with hard noodles. Uncooked noodles. Okay, so I’m just trying to, I’ve gotta get some record scratching. Ah! Oh! What? Sorry, guys. Look away. That changed nothing. I don’t know. I’m just- It just made it worse for everybody. Well, listen, foley’s not pleasant. Hey, by the way, I have a whole tub full of water right here. Sorry. Hey, this is it, boy. Right there, with the grandma. I got it in the bag. Now, this, I don’t know what this is gonna be. Is this, I mean, I think this old man’s gonna have osteoporosis. Oh! It’s raining in here. Maybe a little slower. Yeah, a little slower. See, I’ve learned. Right, so now I’m ready. Okay. 3- Lemme spit again. Oh! Do you want more water? Yeah, I just do that. Okay. 3, 2, 1. That’s his legs. That’s his other leg. Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop- No, you can’t- You can’t make noise. Okay. Pretty good. Pretty good, right? I even got a little rhythm in there. You missed an opportunity. When the lady was touching the little dials, you could have , that’s when you could have had it. Yeah. I’m not really good at foley. You know what I’m saying? That could have been an opportunity. Every time she reaches down. It’s just like. So missed opportunity there. You also made noises with your mouth for the second time. You also spit on the things and you didn’t need to. But the flip flops were a nice choice that coincided- Perfectly. Well with the record scratching. But the timing was a little bit off. I’m gonna give you a five again. All right. That seems low this time around. Okay, Rhett, go ahead- But fine. Your choice. And choose your next video. Wildlife. Let’s see a preview. Wildlife. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I know that feels good, boy. That bear is getting that rump rumpus. All right. I mean, is he gonna do anything else? Is somebody gonna walk up? Is there another animal that we don’t know about yet? Is he gonna kill a deer? Let’s see what I got here. Oh, no, no, no. Choose the second item. That’s right. I guess I’ll try the fork, knife and plate. With spaghetti. Okay. I’m getting a lot of squishy stuff. Well, the rumpus of a bear is pretty squishy. It could be that things are going around. Okay. You know you got bear scratching. It’s very metallic. People are gonna like that, right? For what? A bear’s butt. Well, that’s all I got! Okay, yeah. Okay, let me try. That’s a stiff bear. 3, 2, 1. Ooo. Sorry. Oh, the head shook. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh. It’s dead seal. It’s a dying seal. Oh. Oh, yeah, that was good. Sorry, y’all. Okay, okay. That’s good. We’re good. We’re good, good, good. Hey, that’s pretty good with the head shake with the thing. Yeah, the head shake was good, but the- What? It sounded just like a bear scratching a tree. The rusty bicycle wheel thing. Was that getting y’all? I used what I had. It wasn’t as bad as nails on a chalkboard for me. I used what I had. You used the soft version of the hard thing I had. Yeah, that’s right. All right, I’m gonna go with bulldog. Oh, wait. Oh, I got a rate his. You gotta score him. You gotta gimme a score, bro. Once he shook his head, that worked. It’s nice, huh? I think you’ve improved. Oh, thank you. I’m gonna give that a generous eight. Oh! Hey! Look at that. Yep. Okay. All right. Before you choose that, we wanna remind you William H. Macy, acclaimed actor, he came in and had his last meal with Mythical Chef Josh- Iconic. On “Last Meals”. You can count on Josh to always have a great introspective conversation with somebody, getting at stuff you never knew. Makes you think about your own life in a good way. Watch it on the Mythical Kitchen channel. Okay, so you’re gonna take this. I’ve already said it, but you know what, I’m changing my mind, I’m gonna go with tummy time. Okay, let’s see a preview. Oh, I thought it was gonna be a baby. Oh, it might be. This is just a belied man patting himself. Okay. Is this the preview? So what else could happen? Maybe he like puts his finger deep in the- Yeah. Belly button. Pulls something out. Okay. Choose your- Hose sprayer, bird whistle. Bird whistle. All right. Bird whistle. Why not? Maybe a bird’ll show up. I know it can at least be ambiance. Oh, how does this thing work. Go ahead and un-cloche your mystery item. Oh. Well this is perfect. Okay, okay, all right. Isn’t it? I mean, it’s very belly like. I feel like I need to spit on it, but I’m not going to. I will say it’s not a balloon. There’s another part to it. Oh! Oh! It’s a dingy dongy. I am good at sports. Oh. Yes. And then what does this do? Ain’t that nice. Birds in the background. Yeah, unseen birds. Very, very convincing birds. Can I go double bird? Stereo. Huh? You need the water. Okay. I’m overwhelmed. He doesn’t get more water. Too much stimulation. Just use one bird whistle. That’s fine. And if I do this- Okay. All right, we’re gonna go now. Oh, God. 3, 2, 1. Oh! Wait. I just broke the bird! I broke the bird! I broke the bird! The bird! Use the other bird. Use the other bird! You’re running outta time! He doesn’t even have water in it! Dip the bird in the mug. Dip the bird. Yeah. Now, okay. Hold it up to my mouth for me. No! I’m not helping. All right, start over. Start the belly man over. Okay. There’s some demerits for that first try. But we’ll see. There. You coulda done that. Yeah. Okay. All right. I’m ready. It’s a bird drowning just outta frame. Oh my God. Okay. All right. Well I’m having a difficult time erasing your first try from my memory where there was a bird that was broken. You ended up making a lot of noise in every round from your own mouth and again, it’s kinda like foley 101. Don’t make noises with your mouth. It’s just not easy for me. I kind of thought that you might just go with- It doesn’t make the right noise. See? I had the right noise. Hollow. Timing was a little bit rough. Yeah. Timing was a little bit rough. I suck at this. I can’t be good at everything. I’m gonna be generous though. I’m gonna give you an eight. Mr. Generous over here. You know, I’m not taking it. I’m not taking eight. I’m gonna take a three. Okay. Okay. Three. Then he takes three. Okay, now that he’s taking a three, he’s lost. I clearly lost. Rhett wins. And Link, you have to go out with a bang in Good Mythical More. Okay. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I’m Sam. I’m Guy. And we’re in Guy’s kitchen. 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