
it’s time to tell you the secret of the butt touch let’s talk about that good mythical morning all right we have a friend of a friend which means we’re hedging and trying to distance ourselves from the concept that we are presenting to you today when we heard about this we thought this is something that we need to bring to the people we need to bring to the mythical beasts we need to talk about this as a group collectively and here it is it’s called the butt touch and it is it have you heard of this I’ve heard of touching mark hushing butts did the friend of the friend invent this potentially this isn’t first of all this is a girl the friend is our friend is a guy but his friend of a friend is a girl and she said that she has developed a technique for getting through a crowd you see you experience this all the time you’re at a party you’re in some crowded Lobby and you’re like I gotta get to the other side upon sir and I’ve got to break through all these people hmm she has come up with this technique called the butt touch and she says that if you lightly tap someone’s rear end with the back of your hand with the back of your hand a little but it could be called a butt tap but that would be confused with the but tap that you do in like the NBA when somebody makes a good play you know that’s not they don’t use the verb tap I don’t think things called a butt pet yeah you don’t use the word tap sorry should have nothing to do with so any is it it’s just a little backhand but back in the butt touch apparently people she says without even thinking about it will move out of the way and so our friend uh-huh heard about this and then he said I tried it at a party and it totally worked the question is is this a valid thing should we begin trying it should we tell the world about it well first of all the the fact that they’re putting forward that if you touch someone’s butt lightly with the back of your hand it sends a subliminal message for them to move to their brain is it still a little question you’re questioning that I have no question about that when somebody touches my button a crowd I I mean I moot you instinctively you move a little bit I remember when we also look and see who touched your butt remember what yeah remember when we were with the elephants at the Central Florida zoo and we I do the elephant trainers had a little stick and they wouldn’t beat the elephants with it they would just gently tap the elephant on the butt on the leg or the thigh whatever they wanted to move they would just give them a little tap and it would steer the whole elephants an elephant no that’s not it’s kind of different we’re talking about humans at a party I’m talking about elephants at the zoo well big people in a group if you want to move a big person now I take this just a little but touch not personally uh I’m very interested in this because this is a big problem for me getting through crowds is a big problem and very often when I’m in a place where there’s a crowd where there’s a party or the lobby of some conference or something like that you know who’s there with me means this guy and what I have noticed time and time again is that when we start out side by side hmm going into a situation like this nine times out of ten about two minutes later you’re on the other side of the room and I’m stuck in the middle well I’ve been using the butt touch I just haven’t told you I don’t think nobody touching balance I’m I’m sure that you haven’t been tab touch like us in the bun like a snow pile but touching but I want to know because I don’t I feel like I need a technique and I first of all I feel like I’m here’s my fear my theory is I’m bigger so it’s deform difficult for me to get through and I also feel like not only am i bigger I’m taller you are tall I feel like I always feel kind of like I’m intimidating people or not people might be scared of me when I come through and so I feel I’m timid I want to offset my largeness with some timidity that makes sense and that that’s valid for me I’ve been using a technique called the hand plow and it might my arm if the crowd if I want to go this way and there’s a crowd of people I will just extend the arm like this and then just follow it and sometimes I won’t do this I don’t have to do this but I’ll do this and then all of a sudden I can go all the way through all of the biking to snake through it’s a wedge what about the my hand I don’t even you don’t even need that and then I get through but my thing is I’m not afraid to touch strangers if I want to be somewhere I do think that’s the difference between the two of us so based on that one of the differences I think I’m oh I’m not afraid to touch strangers if I gotta be somewhere yeah that’s good so I think I am open to the bud touch I don’t know if I need it because I you know I’ll just go up to a stranger and be like this and oh I excuse me I will say excuse me if they make a guy I think you’re much more comfortable with conflict and like it’s just like the other day when we were at the the lake with the families and the kids and the lifeguard comes up and he’s upset that Shepherd looks like he’s swimming in a place he’s not supposed to be swimming as opposed to just saying okay thanks for letting us know you’re like what like that’s the first thing you say to the to the life I was like what it’s like I’m like why do you want to have a conflict right now I don’t I mean and I didn’t like his tone we’ll talk about that at a different time your kid’s gonna drown he could have been nice what you’re trying to save my kid’s life what but a no pun intended for the but touch I mean obviously we’re talking about touching butts here so I mean that it’s not like just touching the side of a shoulder or something like that so I think this this this has to be a sensitive issue it is it different for guys than girls can girls get away with the bud touch technique but guys can’t the girl originated it she gave it to our guy friend he said he did it you know he was such a girl’s buds now I’m not comfortable touching girls butts even with the back of my hand I don’t think that’s appropriate I don’t for me as this I mean think about a committed married man I don’t think that I mean if you take the average person’s but I’m so much higher than that I would have to come down I would be like coming through the crowd like this and every like who’s that guy in the triple threat position going through the crowd you know I have to get down to the buts I think this I’m disqualified from the beginning just because of my stature I I just can have you can have a like a back scratcher that extends the reach of your arm and then you’re that guy huge backs Vic you the guy at the party with a back scratcher there’s always a negative I think girls can get away with the butt touch is this sex I don’t know let us know what you think about but touch you know contribute to the conversation in the comments but do you agree that girls can get away with it more than guys because it’s I don’t know is that sexist I just think it’s more innocuous what when a guy touches a girl’s butt there’s always some undertone of I just touched a girl’s butt and I oh I just did it so I can get pastor well also first of all no doubt yes it is sexist but is it also true yes I mean I’m just it yeah it is more acceptable for whatever cultural reasons I’m not going to get in that it is more acceptable for a girl to do the backhand on a guy than it is for the guy to do a backhand on a girl that’s that’s just the fact she’s not going to change I don’t know but currently as the double standard working in favor of the female species let’s see I think why can’t it just be lower back because sometimes first of all that’s where my reach naturally goes and sometimes I do take somebody and I do move them out of the way and you know some people might think we’ll that sort of like a come-on or something even if it’s a if it’s a girl I I think and you’re a guy which I think you are I think it’s still inappropriate because where do you touch them when you go when you bond with the hand plow where do you where on the body are you like right up I’m up I’m up here you’re not in the front you don’t go no front because that would be a probe in a program Wow I always go for the back you go for the back I go for the back yeah and do you try to do you try to not see I’m thinking about people having conversations it’s like I see people having a conversation I’m like oh I can’t go through there there’s an invisible conversation wall that I can’t break do you think about that see that’s what that’s probably what it is you don’t even think about that you break the conversation wall well I you know I think this conversation there’s lots to tell think about here I don’t think we’re reaching a conclusion maybe you in the comments can give a definitive resolution to the technique of the by have you tried the but touch if so let us know do you think the but touch is appropriate if so if or inappropriate let us know and what is your technique if you don’t want to do the but touch you know what time it is I’m Nate and I enjoy his sister we’re from Pensacola Florida it’s time Josie spinning on wheels mythicality okay now that YouTube is not accepting video responses the way that you’re gonna get your will suggestions and your wheel ending videos is by hashtagging GMM wheel and sending that to us to Google+ Facebook Twitter the places that you know we’re at and we will find those and we will use those we want to announce the all new pink mythical shoe a portion of these are going to go to a portion of the proceeds are going to help fight breast cancer there’s only 500 pairs of these limited edition so check those out link in the description you get those at weak Footwear and Rhett link comm slash store if you like pink like I know you like pink so know you’re going to be aware that inserts I fight for you can put the name of a person who’s a breast cancer survivor or someone else in there Rhett runs away I would like to know where you’re going because if it’s cool now I might be interested in going to if some guy grabbed your wife’s butt it’s like what are you really good I would be like hey come on me but then you have to take him somewhere yeah then you take them into the hallway and then you punch him
