YouTube Video ID: OFDiuxyG004
Episode Post Date: January 16, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 2960
Transcript
Today we're eating crazy foods from alternate dimensions. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical morning. If you're anything like us, you've probably already given up on your New Year's resolutions. Yeah, um. I wanted to start journaling. I'm sorry, dude, I know you're really into that. It's okay. You didn't have to do it for me. I, I'm not saying you guilted me into a resolution, but I feel guilty 'cause I'm, I didn't, I didn't, I'm, I'm already not doing it. Okay. I'm sorry, I guess. I forgive you. But, if one of your New Year's resolutions was listening to two guys talk about their travel across space and time to some entirely new and different dimensions, ha, you're in luck. It's time for Multiverse Munchies. In our universe, Triscuits are a beloved snack time staple. A perfect flat surface for a nice flat slice of cheese. Yeah, they're, they're two dimensional. Even though they're called Tri-. Triscuit. Right, but they're, they're 2D. But we found a universe where things are a bit different, a bit more. Mm-hmm. A universe where everything we know as flat is cubed. They have Quadriscuits. Right. Okay, so follow us here. Okay, follow the logic here. So, everything in our universe that is 2D is 3D there. But because we already call this Triscuit, this is now 3D, but we call it Quad. Quadriscuit. Even though a cube has six sides, we don't want you to get confused. Basically it, all I know is that I went into a Hooters. Yeah. Just to get some wings. Right. Not even a look around. Yep. And all I saw was a bunch of CubaLubaDoobies. CubaLubaDoobies, how about CubaLubaLoobies? No, I do. You, you saw CubaLubaDoobies? Well, it was, I guess that was a different type of store. I thought I saw CubaLubaLoobies. It wasn't Hooters. CubaLubaLoobies. So. That's what they were, yeah. Again. Everything that is a dimension now has an additional dimension. Dimension. So anything that's three dimensional there has four dimensions, now, this is when it gets really hard to understand because the fourth dimension is time. Yeah, so anything that is three dimensional, and this is why it's very difficult for us to articulate it, because it's still kind of blowing our minds. CubaLubaLoobie. So anything that's three dimensional there. CubaLubaLoobies. Now transcends time, like we got on a bus and that bus was three dimensional, here, there is four dimensional, so it kind of looks the same. It's hard to describe, but the bus ride transcended time. We were already there. I don't even know if we got on the bus. I'm gonna open this. Let's just eat the Quadriscuit. Here's one. And I know what you're thinking. Where's time? Where's the time? It, where'd the time go? No, no, no. You, I, the funny thing is, is you went there with me and you're still confused. This doesn't look, look doobies. This doesn't have four dimensions. It has three dimensions. So time is not here. Right. Right. This doesn't transcend time. What I was gonna say is, I know what you're thinking. Is that just six Triscuits? I wasn't. Glued together, and that's the first thing that we thought, but then we were like, you know what? Let's just bring it back and see what the people of earth think. Yeah, I see the difference. You didn't expect that, did you? Mm-hmm. Yep. You can fill it with something. Once it's open, you can fill it. Yep. Great. Turns out a quadristic is pretty, quadristic is pretty, what do I call it? Dry. Pretty dry. Pretty dry. Yeah. So I mean, yeah, we went through a lot of trouble to bring these back, only to tell you that Quadriscuits are a Snack Offension. You ever watch that show The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? I'm hearing about it constantly, it seems like those women are inescapable. But we found a universe where they're literally inescapable. Mm-hmm. In that universe, those Swig drinking ladies from the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives have formed a joint dictatorship, stage a coup, and now rule the entire world with an iron fist. Yes. Lots of iron fists. 'cause they each have two. Mm-hmm. Remember that? Mm-hmm. Remember looking at their fists and how iron they were. Uhhuh. Yeah. Yeah. And they each have two. Yep, that's right. You remember what else we learned that right when we showed up, we had to show proof of our Hulu subscription. Oh yeah. A lot of it's coming back to me now. And then we both got Botox. Yeah. But I believe it has worn off since then. We were both also. You tell me. Uh, given the opportunity to swing with other partners, uh, but we politely declined. At least that's what we've said that we've done. Yeah. Hmm. They don't have California rolls. They have Utah rolls. That's why I was holding these California rolls. Yeah. That whole time. Is it, hey, are the vibes a little weird? It's because we're jet lagged. Yeah, right. From all of the, it's that four whole 4D thing. Interdimensional jet stuff. It's that whole 4D thing. This is a Swig, um, you know, Swig is everywhere. They're just doing it. And let me, let me read the ingredients to you. When you say, what do you mean by that? I don't know. Swig is everywhere, they're just doing it. Doing their thing. Sounds like something somebody says when they don't know what to say. Yeah, they're just doing it, man. And I'm just, I'm just not in the mood to let that kind of thing slide. It's like something an old man says around other old men. All right? And no one says anything. That's fine. But I'm not gonna let you do that. You know, those Mormon wives are just, they're just doing it. Ingredients are Dr. Pepper sticky rice, imitation crab, coffee mate infused cream cheese. Mm-hmm. Chopped coconut, kewpie mayo, pineapple, and maraschino cherries. Mm. So this should be awesome. This should be so awesome. And then that's still, uh, wasabi down there. It's doing it, it's just doing its thing down there. You didn't wanna put any on there? Oh, I got some by proximity, it's. Oh, you didn't eat the whole thing? Huh? You just bit it? Why don't you eat the whole thing? Woo. Yep, that's not gonna be easy. I got what? Link's just doing his thing. Um, that is not great. What? I've got too much of the green stuff. It's on the inside of it. What if I had have tried that while we were there? I wouldn't have brought it back. Oh my God, that's horrible. But that's not how it works. We bring it back here. I don't know if that's just, thank you. I don't know if it's just, it didn't really hold up in transit. I'm a fan of Dr. Pepper. I'm not a fan of Dr. Pepper infused rice, and that is one of the only things I can taste. So bad. So weird. It's so thought provoking. Right? I'm gonna get more articulate for the subsequent rounds after this. I can guarantee you that. We're gonna say Utah Roll is a Snack Offension. In this universe, whether you're a kid with a lunchbox or an adult looking for a quick hit of protein, everybody loves a snack of string cheese. Yes, but we found a universe where things are made a little naughtier. In this universe, everyone's obsessed with BDSM. They do not have string cheese. No, they don't. They have chain cheese. Check this out. It's longer, it's more chain like. Now, this was a really. It's still in plastic and it's, but it's very, um, foggy in there. It's a little moist. I think that was just something that happened as we crossed over. Uh, I will say this was an interesting place. We went to Subway to order a sub, and we just got a guy on a leash. Yeah. And, uh, we, I mean, he stayed with us pretty much the whole time. He did whatever we said. Yeah. We went to the movies. We saw they were doing a throwback of Indiana Jones and Indiana Jones, uh, didn't just have one whip, he had two. Ah. Because everyone else. Already has a whip. Has a whip. Yeah, it's kind of the thing. They sell nipple clamps at Old Navy. Here we go. Oh my goodness. Let's pull that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's barely holding on in a couple of places. Oh. Oh, that's 'cause you're, it's stuck. It stuck. It's stuck. No, it's, it's not. Use gravity. Oh, use gravity. Look at this. Now let's string it. You know, you got, you gotta see if it's got the, well, it doesn't because it's not string cheese is it? Oh, it well, oh God. It kind of does. Yeah, it does. It kind of does. Well, let's, but let's use 'em for what they're, for here at this point. Um, I would, you know, tie you up behind your back. But t tie my hands to my face. That would be hard for people to see, so just. This is one of the things I like. Okay. Got it. Yep. Put it in my ear. So if, so, if you were just, you know, chaining up your friend. Because. Because that's the kind of thing that they just freely do here. Now see, he looks like he's in trouble, but all he is gotta do now is eat his way out. How easy that was. Ah, look at that. You're not gonna, you're not gonna keep me here. I've gotta go back to the Mormon wife world. I didn't know we were going back. Thirsty. So we're gonna say chain cheese is a Delicious Dimension. You know, you might be saying to yourself, I don't really need more emails and texts in my life. But what about more emails and texts from your boys? Because you need to be the first to know about merch drops, exclusive offers, new content, Mythical news, and more. Plus, we sweeten the deal because you get 10% off your first merch order at Mythical.com when you sign up today. So go over to Mythical.com/newsletter. All right, 10% off. Yeah. I like that. All right, in our dimension, I enjoy a classic screwdriver cocktail. Yes, but. Tell 'em what happened. When you, uh. Tell 'em what happened. When we were in this universe and, you know, you went up to the bar. Mm-hmm. Uh, you went up there and they didn't give you a screwdriver. No. They gave you a power drill. I brought it back to drink it here in front of you because everything in this world that you would expect to be manual is now motorized. Well, it's all powered. Fully powered. Yeah. It's like every, no one walks, everyone power, power walks. Yeah. Uh, one their favorite, you know, uh, movie series featuring Mike Myers. Over there isn't Austin Powers, it's Austin Manual. Because it goes. Yeah. The other way. Uhhuh. Alright. The Supreme Court is just the Power Ranger. Power Rangers, yeah. Yep. And that's plenty. Every hour. Every hour is just a power hour. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Yeah. And then the national anthem. Yeah, that was plenty. Celine Dion's, The Power of Love. This right here, not. Hammerhead sharks are called jack hammerhead sharks. Okay, so, um. You ought to see 'em. I mean, do you, do you really want. All of the Saw movies are called Power Saw movies. Oh, did you see it raisin'? Raisin, I don't see a raisin in there. Did you, did you see the water level raisin'? Uh, the OJ. I wanna get a little sip of it. Well, first do you want that, um, orange. Uh, well keep going and see what happens with the orange. Okay. It started to come out. Yeah, I went a little too hard. I got a little bit on me, so bringing it right to the edge here, right. I'm blocking the microphone. Okay, okay. Get yourself a little bit. See, 'cause if you, if when you do it the way that you drink is by getting it to raise. You, you gotta keep it going though. And then it goes. Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. It's, look, it's going. I mean. We have equipment here. Okay. My fleece, my fleece. My fleece must be laundered. My fleece must be laundered. It tastes good though. Yeah. Yeah, there's just something about it. It's agitated it just the right way. Maybe, yeah. Maybe you kind of contain all of it. Okay. That's good. Or you could just do that now that it's shaken. It's like drinking out of a cement mixer. Uh, we're having a great time. I think that, uh, power drill. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, to you and to you and to you. Is a Delicious Dimension. What were you about to say? I don't know. Yeah, you loved it. I, I still love it. Okay. Okay. Come on, take it, drink it. I'll take the whole thing from you here. I'm glad I didn't cut my lip. I mean, this is all reparable. Isn't that cool though? Watch this. Oh, centrifugal. Yes. Yes. Oh, look at that. Stick your tongue in there. Is it good? It's like. Oh, that's the best way to do it. That was the way to do it. Yep. Thank you. Thank you. If you curl your tongue around. Yeah. You got a surprise splash. Thanks for happening and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I'm Jess. Hi, I'm Connor. And we live in Sydney, Australia. And we just got married. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Congratulations. I like this sense of humor. 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