so you’re in a stranger’s bathroom you do your business and then you discover there is no toilet paper what do you do let’s talk about that good mythical morning we ask you to ask us for advice on Google+ Facebook Twitter anywhere that social things happen on the internet and you responded we’re here to help let’s get right into it Kyle Knox asked on Facebook not that I’m in this situation but if you ran out of toilet paper at a complete strangers house what would you do it’s happened to all of us but first I just want to point out that he says not that I’m in this situation what I really think happened is that he is in this situation and he’s on Facebook on his phone on the toilet of a stranger oh yes this a few days ago and anyway though he’s hoping that we given immediate advice so I guess that Kyle this is for next guy for you I’ve been in this situation before I have now first of all I’ve always rescued myself by finding more toilet paper or tissues you just kind of have to do the waddle-waddle and walk around looking under their cabinet yeah stuff right I’m not leaving the bathroom the bathroom I keep the doesn’t like I was walking down the hall wobbling around without a bathroom you never know open every drawer look under towels there is TP that’s forgotten all you need is a couple of squares just to make it and and then the tissue is the go-to thing you almost always you’re going to find a little bit more TP or tissues but sometimes neither one of those is available I I will admit to trying to use the cardboard roll I wouldn’t recommend that if there’s Kleenex handy you can go for that hand towels or used wash rags that are drying from where the stranger has been showering no don’t go that way listen if you got to do it just hop in there shower and take a half shower meaning the bottom half of your body okay you can do that be in there for a while to be late sounds like he’s taking a shower but at least at least he won’t come out smelling like ripe so I just took a little shower very refreshing people would think you’re cool yeah yeah there’s the cool guy so code boys taking a shower in the party or whatever it is looks great or you can put your thumb on the sink spicket and create a diversion of water that becomes a bad day this is my blood that gets really messy really fast trust me oh you’ve done that woman no I can only imagine like it when you do that with you said trust me you’ve done it okay I have what I think is the master plan because let’s just say let’s just say it’s a half bath no shower okay and you the bidet thing is gonna get messy there’s no doubt about that you can’t find TP you can’t find tissues assuming there’s a window in the bathroom if you’re Kate my plan for revolves around there being a window okay you use your underwear okay mm-hmm yes you you use your underwear but then you can’t be the idiot that tries to flush his underwear happy it’s a real big problem you can’t be the idiot who throws his underwear into the trash game because someone’s going to discover that later and then they’re gonna trace it back to you you use your underwear and then you toss it out the window like next to a bush and then after the party is over maybe the next day or in the next week you go and you grab it or they just find some underwear you like act like you’re a landscaper I’m just here to trim the hedges and pick up toilet toilet leavings that I’ve left over my underwear but even if you that somebody finds underwear outside they don’t know that it’s you necessarily so your name’s in the tag yeah I know so I don’t put my name on mine anymore Murr are in all of my tag is there’s not a window you just gotta put it in your pocket go right to your car put it in your car then come back into the party or whatever if there’s no window you just flush zip up and you run you run out the party youse run out I got somewhere to be that’s the only scapel all there D magic tweeted at us rhett and Link any tips on improving my vocabulary we I mean you use the word vocabulary he’s got a lot of syllables in it so uh um that’s a good one I think we are in the age of the dictionary being very valuable well given things like urban dictionary and also given the fact that things entered the urban dictionary and then Webster comes along is like alright this year these new words get added I mean yeah we’ve been inventing words for as we invade we think we invented inventor and we invented eyewear I invented invented right now that’s when you invent something stupid you inventor it so that’s what we’re saying if you want to explain your vocabulary do it by coming up with words I mean we invented the word internet tainment yeah I’ll invent a word right now um spin Dex I don’t know why I was thinking about spandex so I changed the vowel it sounds like a product that wasn’t good but it could be why didn’t you try it Smorgasburg that’s when a lot of things are bad it was like man sorted I was at party last night I got in there they ran out of TP it was smorgasbord is bad of just have this bad night see make up words you’ll seem smart Lessing the male song oh you know what time it is it’s time to sing the male song you know what day it is it’s Thursday Thursday and Thursday Thursday [Applause] [Music] I’m sound like I’m dying inside because I am where you know what kind of rolled it from the moment you were birthed you’re dying a little bit unless you spin deck we got some cells that we’re gonna add to the spinning Boulder mythical male Boulder dear one two three spit over look at your retina Lee my name’s Sam chauffeur Samantha and I’m from Germantown Maryland which is very close to Washington DC I enclose three light-up grills one for you each but one to put on the male Boulder oh my goodness now this is not something you cook on this is something else enough all right so boom what what oh yeah we’re a rave kids yeah yeah yeah yeah okay come on oh yeah yeah yeah what workers from it’s harder spring 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I’ll let that pass and I’m saying that my winner with the best approximation or best interpretation of my situation was Karen the greater horned Dingle I also like your mythical beast name and she did like it’s pretty stylistic and it’s got me approximation of my face up there you gain some weight and then her PSA is like I’m we got something waited to say it’s don’t put fan so I gained to the but wait to say it and it’s very violent I mean all of the fingers are off I think if when art can really make a difference I think we’ve established that I’m an expert in art yes I’ve seen the backlash on that one I think it art can make a difference when there’s severed fingers so don’t involve so don’t miss good mythical more because you’re going to end up missing things like contest where you can win draw rings and other things let’s kill the lights one more time are you ready come on Oh My Mind’s not even long I wonder how it works with folk music [Music] okay what is that me and Bobby McGee you know what time it is hi I’m Allison this is Evan Lee that’s got some although her from Los Angeles California but just in the wheel of mythicality okay October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and an honor that we are selling the pink mythical shoot a portion of the proceeds go to fight breast cancer pick those up at rhettandlink.com/store there’s only 500 pairs available make a difference silent treatment you know how that know what about a rape do you know where they are it’s like a dance party yeah they use glow sticks on Halloween night but if you wear a glow stick around your neck and you’re not 11 trick-or-treating you’re at a rave