YouTube Video ID: eaVwkqlp8dY
Episode Post Date: March 12, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 2999
Transcript
What's the best food to squeeze right in your friend's face? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. 11 years ago, 11 years ago, we tested squeezable foods by squeezing 'em right in each other's faces, and shirts and pants and the general surrounding area. Here we go. One, two. Oh. Yep. Uh. Uh. That's all I can say. Boy, I didn't remember it was that violent and. Yeah. So much of it, okay. Yeah, and it, and it was fun. And like I always say, you should do something fun every 11 years. Yeah, and what better way to celebrate Stevie's penultimate episode, than getting blasted in the face with questionable liquids. Okay. Okay, okay, let's just squeeze it. Welcome to the Squeezability Chamber 2.0. Okay, boys, you'll be judging Squeezability today based on three criteria: distance, taste, and satisfaction, starting with Flavor Town Secret Sauce. Wow. We never had this. No, no Flavor Town had not fully blossomed its city limits. And I like the flip top of this thing. That thing is just begging to be squeezed. So I'm gonna put this, oh yeah. Put your, put your, put your placard down, 'cause you're gonna help me with alignment. Yes. And as we discovered. Also, what, what, what were we thinking? What, what are we, what was the what? What, what does this do? What is this? Well, it just kind of shows you, it gives a bigger target for splash to show if I miss your face. Okay, I mean, I guess it sort of makes sense. Yeah, we had some stuff figured out. Oh wow, hands free. Look at that. I didn't do that 11 years ago. I didn't just put it on my goggles and just sit like this. We have some Squeezatron options down here, but as we discovered before, the CPR method. Uhhuh. Became crucial. So I'm gonna start with that as the best method. I think you are gonna be able to align it better than me because I can't see the sides. I think that's it right here. Yes. Welcome to Flavor Town. A little low. I gotta push harder. Oh God. What in the world? Hold on, I, oh, that is smoky and creamy. Here we go. Flavor Town. Okay, there we go. I overcorrected a little bit. Let me use. Get a new one. Let me use a. Get a new one. Oh yeah, we got a new one. That's a new thing we got, it's extras. Yes, extra Flavor Town. I think we had extras last time. And check this out. Oh. These three woods come together to make the Squeezatron 2.0 inspired by a tortilla flattener. Press. Press. Yeah, yeah. Damn, Flavor Town, I only got a, I only stuck my toe in the flavor town, but I want to go. Right in the mouth, man. Did it, it did hit you? Yeah, right on the tongue. Well, I broke. I broke the. It was worth it. I broke the Squeezatron. It was worth it. 2.0. You went too hard. You went too hard, but you know what, it worked. Well, there we go. So much for that prototype. Finish me off. Alright, I'm gonna finish you off with just the old CPR mode. Okay. Okay. I, you, you tongue, you tongued me a couple of times. All right. Yeah, boy, that is a tasty sauce. I mean, 10 on taste. Whoa. 10 on taste. Distance, it was a little hard to get there, I had to. It was a little thick. So much effort, uh. It's so thick that when it hit me in the chest, I thought the cap had come off. Yeah, so we're going down because of that. Maybe to a five or a six, actually. Let's say six. Okay. 'cause of the high viscosity. 10 and six. And then what's the last thing we're we're doing. Satisfaction. Satisfaction. I, I just don't know how to come up with satisfaction if I'm not satisfied. So just give it a nice six on satisfaction. I'm gonna give it a, I'm gonna give it a five on satisfaction. Give it a five? Yeah, yep. Okay. So whatever that comes out to. Next up is Sweet Baby Rays, babies. Alright. Yes. Um, it's good. I will say, you may notice that the parts of my face that went into Flavor Town are having a little bit of a reaction, but that's just, that's because I enjoyed it. Okay. I can't really tell, but I don't have on my glasses. Um, okay, so I'm gonna start with CPR. We've, of course, everything that we learned the first time we did this 11 years ago, we've been applying this knowledge and everything that we've squeezed ever since. Yeah, yeah. That goes without was saying, right? Every time I squeeze anything. Because we know what won last time and we've been talking up that Squeezability for 11 years. Oh gosh, here he goes. You ready? Squeeze. Oh man, right in the crotch. I'm so on line. I'm telling you, you were lined up. But I almost need a little, I need a little something to give me a little, little, I need like a little roll of something. To decrease the distance points, should I just move closer? Can, how low can you get? It's definitely less than the flavor. Can you slouch? No, I think move the seat forward is what I'm saying. Yeah, but if you slouch and get. Yes, yes, yes. Alright, this is, we are, we, this is a demerit for distance. Ready. Oh. Oh God. I mean, yeah, I, I. You had no force. I exhausted. I exhausted. New bottle, dude. If you slouch like that, I'll be right in your mouth before you know it. Uhuh, to you're right, you're right. Hold on, I'm not, I'm, I've got, I'm lining up, man. You're not even getting ready. I don't know why I'm, I'm so gaped open, you're not even up there yet. You're slouched, you ready? Oh, man. It went high and low. No, no, it, I was right there. Boy. You went down two more inches, it would be all over. But it hit me right there. Yeah, it's, I mean, we're so all over it. It is very accurate, but it's, it is in, in this. Weak dude. In this direction. But it's so thick. It has a tough time getting going. And now I'm on, now I'm seconds, you know, so now. What a disappointment, Baby Ray. Okay, well. Third bottle. Now I could go, I could go to the, uh, Sledginator, what is it called? The, the, uh, Squeezanator 2.0. Squeezanator 1.0. That's, yeah. Yep. I think you need the force of it. Okay. So line it, line it up. I'm perfectly aligned from left to right. I've got that figured out. There's been another suggestion that if you bring the tip in, don't have the tip out so much that that will. Oh, pull the tip back. Yeah. D turtle head it. I like that. I'm staring down the the one-eyed Baby Ray Monster. Okay, I'm coming hard. Okay. You ready? You ready? Mm-hmm. What, what just happened? Well, a couple of things. The cap flew like a projectile off of it. It could've killed you. And it hit right there above you. I mean, in the whole, the whole, the whole back of Baby Rays. I mean, look at that. Oh, I got it over on the desk. I said I was coming hard. Well, dude, listen. And, and the, the splatter that went in my mouth hit the back of my throat so hard that now it burns, like. It. Hey, I could have put your nose off. Uh, dude. I mean, I mean, we are, y'all don't know our strength. I broke the 2.0 and, and he sent it through the back of my throat. Yeah, here it is. This, this, this. Holy jubilee. Okay, so I'm gonna go a little easier on this last one. Alright, now no more of that. Okay. The sound that it made was the back blowing out. Yeah, I blew the back out. I have ruined this whole thing. It literally sent Ray into the back of my throat. I think they were right about the alignment though, about bringing the, bringing the thing back here. Okay. You put this down. I still need to slouch though 'cause I'm back to pushing. Maybe I should. I'll get closer. What if I would be a sledgehammer? I'm just afraid. You ready? Ooh. It popped off the top. See, that thing still popped off. It popped off. Mm. But it got right on your mouth. Mm, that, that was the sun ray of. And I mean, right on your, uh, your goggles, and it didn't blow out the back. Um, in terms of, uh, tastiness, I'm gonna give that a strong eight. In terms of sweet sauces. I, we know we love Sweet Baby. It's great. The distance, we gotta bring that way down because. Yeah. We got desperate and almost. If you use a sledgehammer, it's great distance. I think we have to go three for that. Four. Okay, four. Satisfaction. Satisfaction. I mean that the fact that I almost killed you. Is. Very sati-, and I mean. Very satisfying? Chappie, did it get on you? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it got on Chappie. Oh wow. Yeah, it got, the sound wall is covered in Sweet Baby Rays, now. We're gonna be smelling that for years. That's, that's a nine. All right. That's a nine in satisfaction. Tally it up. Let's do strawberry sauce. Oh. Hershey syrup strawberry. This stuff is very liquidy. Oh yeah. I think like, oh. Oh, it comes out as soon as you open it. Yep, alright, I'm gonna close that until I get it where I want it. Is that where you want it? That looks straight. That looks pretty good. Straight on. All right, I'm gonna start with the, with the CPR. Ah, a little low. Yeah, baby. That was, I'm satisfied, first of all. Noted. Let me get rid of that one. Great distance. Alright. Got another one. How, how did it get in my goggles? 'cause it's, look, it is in my goggles. It's run, I can't tell, it's running down your, um. Hold on, how did it do that? It's, it's, well it's running down your face right here. Oh, you went right in there, I'm gonna. It's liquid. I'm seeing red outta my left eye. Okay. There's more where that came from. I'm gonna try to use the Squeezatron Shovel.0. Okay. To do just more of a folded. Yeah. Like that. But you gotta, you gotta that way. And I wanna pull this back, but not quite as far as I did. How's that, still? It feels right. So I'm holding this in place. Okay. Oh, it really is coming out. I'm getting this up there. God. Whoops. Hold on, you, you did no, you scared the crap outta me. You did no recoil. Well. When I thought you were gonna go up, you went down and it scared me. It it did it hit you at all? Yeah. And then it went up and it's, it's on the ceiling. Oh no. I don't know. I mean, when we did this the first time, everything was covered. And now, I mean, how are y'all even gonna get up there to clean that? It's on the ceiling. I think, I think we're just pushing too hard. Me and you both, but I'm gonna try again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I wanna learn how to use this. Yeah, and you haven't hit me right of the mouth yet. Alright, I'm going a little gentler. You gonna do the same thing? Yeah. But a little gentler. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Fun times being had. So, Squeezability, I mean distance. 10 out of 10 for distance. I mean, it's almost as good as water. Height, depth. Taste, four. It needs to have ice cream under it. I don't think this is a good sauce. Okay. I don't think it's a good sauce in any circumstance. Maybe on a banana split. Yeah. Satisfaction. I was very satisfied. Yep. I was satisfied to an eight. This is the first one that has pierced the, uh, the veil of the glasses. Yep. I mean, look at this. So there's strengths all over the place, some weaknesses. It's just full, it's full of it. I, I mean, the glasses are full of sauce. And you look bloody, which is satisfying to me. As you might imagine, an episode like this takes a lot of work to come together and make sure that nobody dies. I am curious what kind of testing went into this episode. Yes, and if you, if you're curious about that, you should watch Behind The Mythically on the Mythical Society. We do that over there where we show you how we make this show. MythicalSociety.com. That's where you get that. Okay, now we are moving to two ingredient squeezes. Oh. This is a pizza squeeze. That's pizza sauce and Velveeta. Yeah, and you know what? I don't think my arms are long enough to reach both of those. I think I'm gonna need some help. Stevie, can you come out here? Why, yes I can. You know, I said. I was only 10 feet away. Yeah, that's right. And now I'm here. Uhhuh. Oh my God. I'm just seeing your crotch. Yeah, yeah. He's got a Sweet Baby, Sweet Baby crotch. There it is. Maybe that's not what I should have said. Okay. I'm scared after what happened last time. Only hands though. Ready? Yeah. Three. Two. One. Oh. I had an accident. I don't know how it went in my right ear. Hey. I didn't see that. Justice is served. I mean, did I get some on you? No, I'm clean. Stevie nailed me, you nailed yourself. I got some on your face, right on your nose. I thought my shot was pretty dang good. I got hit by both of y'all. It's a little white on my eye. Does it taste like pizza? It does. It tastes like, I couldn't tell who hit me, it just tasted like pizza. I'm gonna have to watch that back. I don't know the physics, I just don't know the physics of what happened. Like I'm pushing so hard today. Do I need a new. Yes. Yeah. Oh yeah. Start fresh. I'm gonna get this, oh yeah, y'all gotta really get it on there tight y'all. How am I? I think that's good. Okay. Okay, here we go. Three. Two. One. Oh man. There was a sustained cheese. There was sustained cheese. That's beautiful. Wow. That was amazing. Beautiful. Wow, and you are on exactly the other side. I'm saying. Yes. You guys took quite a turn. Smart. Now here we go, Stevie. This time. As the first one. Yeah, get a fresh one. Well, well hold on. Yeah. I think that was great. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There ain't no stopping it, there ain't no topping that. She's hit both sides of you, and now she's gotta hit you right on the face. And I was, listen, sustained cheese. You should have seen it, it was. Yeah, it was just there, there, there, there, there. I wanna do that again. Please. Alright. I mean, I can't see. Okay. Get that man a windshield wiper. Okay, let's see. Yeah, here we go. Man, that's tasty too. It's good. Just like eating pizza. 3, 2, 1. Sauce, let's pizza. Sustained cheese. Sustained cheese. Wow. Oh Jesus. Jesus. Oh wow, that was incredible. Oh wow. Okay, man. I mean, distance. I just feel like it's almost a ten. Nine? I mean, it didn't like, almost kill you and go over your head, so maybe nine. But, if it's perfection of distance, the sustained cheese. Sustained cheese, which was my nickname in high school. Uh, I do feel like, I mean, I, it was zeroed in. Yeah, I'm, yeah. Okay, 10, uh. 10 on distance. Taste it tasted like I didn't know who hit, the way that I knew that you both hit me was I tasted pizza. Oh yes. Yeah, boy. So. That's a 10. It is a 10. Yeah. And satisfaction. I think that you guys could not be more satisfied. A perfect 30. 10 across the board. Wow. There you have it. Pizza wins, Squeezability 2.0. Yes. And listen, we're making a donation to the Hollywood Food Coalition because of all this, uh, food that we just used for fun. This is not what we're donating. Yeah, we're, we're donating money. And also, don't forget to come back tomorrow for the 3000th episode. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. My name is Rebecca. And my name is Jasmine. 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