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Episode Post Date: April 7, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 3017
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We're testing crazy new products up against old ones. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. There is a vast internet full of stuff out there. Y'all know about that. And who better to buy that stuff and tell you whether or not it's worth your money than us. It's time for New Tool or Old School. Okay, I'm not much of a food blower. I'm a mouth burner, but my friend Link here is definitely a food blower, like, like none other. Because you don't like burning your mouth. It's the worst thing that can happen to me. And you're also a cat lover now, so maybe you are in the market for a Nékojita FuFu. This is a tiny little robot that cools whatever you want to cool down. A tiny little robot, you mean a silicone... It's a robot. Cat? With a fan inside of it? Yeah, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna set this thing on here, Link. Oh, he, he holds onto the. You see that? You see how he just, he's just ready. And, oh, I'm not gonna run, I'm gonna run one of these because you, these are like $45.99 a piece. Whoa. Okay. We, and we had to invest in their Kickstarter to get it, I think. I think. I dont know. I think. So, we're gonna put th, first of all, let's get a pre-temp on this real quick. How, how, whoa. What is your, what's your temperature at over there? What? Well, my, my soup is. It's hotter over here. It was 70 degrees on your side, and it was 72 degrees on my side. 71. You're blowing hot air over there, boy. Okay. My soup is currently 180. Whoa. Mine is a hundred and. A hundred and forty, 184.6. What is yours? 176. Oh, it's going up. It's going up. It's going up. It's real hot. Is it hot? That's why I ask, is it hot? 'cause I don't like to burn myself. Okay, so we're gonna say that mine is starting at 180. What? What the crap. Now its turned up, so. 182. 183. Let's just say 183. And mine's, it's, I'm hotter, but my soup is cooler. Okay, so you're go, okay, so we're gonna, now let's, let's put 30 seconds on the clock and we'll do 3, 2, 1. 171. 3, 2, 1, go. Okay, well I'm gonna do some stirring and then. Now you can hear him. Oh, he's doing, oh, he's in oscillation mode, so I'm going to full blow mode. I don't blow the whole thing. I just blow one spoonful at a time. Well, how that's not, that's not gonna work because I'm gonna test the temperature of that. That's not how, I mean, I'm a, I'm a professional blower dude. But then this bowl test doesn't make any sense. Well, that's on you, dude, because who sits here and blows a whole bowl? It should just to, we're, we're just testing things. Okay. I'm, I'm telling you right now, I've already eaten a spoonful. Okay. So. Okay, all right. I'm cutting it off. Oh, it's oscillation mode. Well, that was a little hot. I didn't blow enough. I'm coming back in. This test has completely been invalidated by Link. Uh. No it's not, I'll just do this. Well, of course that's gonna be cooler 'cause it's a smaller body. Professional blower over here, man. I'm just telling you. Okay, well we're gonna do the test again with a, uh, a more reliable scientific technique. I mine went down to 170. Mine went down, but I, it was just sitting here for 30 seconds, so. 178. I think that may have just been the time that was elapsed. Okay, now. The problem is, I, that's just, what I'm highlighting is that's just not how you blow hot food. So, okay. So, okay, so, so a one-to-one test would be, you want me to put this on the spoon and dip the whole thing into this thing just like this? That is just too much. That is so extra, dude. And then. That's exactly what I was asking for, though. And then turn it on. That is what I was hoping for. There we go. Now it's on. Probably not for long. Yeah. And then all I gotta do is do a little. Oh, that's good. See, can you even sip with that thing hanging on there? That's a good soup. Yep, there's more hazards to it, than what I have. But that didn't work great. Uh, and this one's probably gonna need to be returned. I can't believe that it costs that much money. Um. It's super cute. The thing that I'm sticking onto is that. Nékojita. It's still going. Is the Japanese term for cat tongue, which is what I am. A person who can't handle hot foods. You're still going. I'm a Nékojita. You hear it? I think it's. This thing is hearty. It's the sound of dying, yes. No, it's, I think it, they know. It's still working. It's still going. I mean, for $45. So if you're a baby, if you have a baby and they don't know how to blow. Hold on, it's getting very loud. Maybe this is a better idea. Well, that was why I kind of wanted you to blow on it. Uh, because typically if you're feeding your child, what you might do is like take it down and then blow on it and then like just give it to 'em so they don't burn themselves, and. Yeah. Versus just setting this little cat on there for an extended period of time. I mean, I gotta tell you right now. It's just too expensive. That I think that just stirring. Yeah. For like a minute, is probably gonna be more effective than blowing or using this expensive cat. We've also got pizza. Yeah, we do. Is, is it hot? Is it real hot? No. Okay, good. That's pretty good though. Hmm? Hmm. I think patience is your friend here. Not a silicone Kickstarter campaign, though it is cute. And it is still working and it was submerged in soup for an extended period of time. You just don't need it. So I'm saying old school. We've got dogs because we're dog vloggers. Right. Where are your dogs at? Um, well, I asked 'em if they wanted to be in this test and I said, would you be willing to come on the show? And they said, well, are you vlogging? Because we're not, we're not participating in vlogging. They draw the line at vlogging within a show that's already on the internet. Yes. So your dogs, I guess, love vlogging. Yeah. Look at, I mean, look at this guy. He loves the attention. Look at Barbara. Barbara's, Barbara's just looking for the food. This is the item that we are testing the TELESIN. You're a good guy. Special dog vlogger necklace. It's not just for dog vlogging, it's for any hands-free filming that you want to do with your MagSafe enabled phone. You just put it around your neck. Like a. Wow, that's very nice. Like a stethoscope. Very nice. Oh yeah. I kinda, I kind of do feel a little bit like a doctor, Barbara. Can you be, can you be my subject? Can you be my subject? You're not a vet, you're just a daddy vlogger at this point. Barbara, the, uh, the camera's over here. The, uh, you know, play to the audience. Okay. Sean's getting a little restless. Can we start this? Okay, so you're, you're gonna be using that thing? I'm going to be trying to dress, uh, Sean in this while filming it with this. Okay, I'm filming. Right? Oh yeah. Look, that's my own hand. Uh, great, um. And look, I can just lean back and film you. You're gonna try that. Okay. I, I'm not much of a doggy dresser. Okay. Here we are again. Barbara, get up here. Just another day with Sean. Get up here on the table. Okay, Barbara, stay right there. Yes. Alright, so Barbara, what I need you to do is I need you to turn this way and then I need you to. Good. We're gonna, we're gonna. Put this. We gonna, we gonna. Push it. Push it out a little bit. Come on. Help, help me out, Sean. Get your legs through, buddy. Turn around this way. Okay. Come on Barbara. Alright, where's your head? As you can see, it's not easy to be a dog vlogger. Is that, that's the, that's the, that was the arm Barbara. You got, he got T rex arms. Okay. Alright, I think I got it. And then this one, the problem is filming this even though I've got it here. Okay. Get an arm through. Okay, come here Barbara. Sit, sit, sit. Poor girl. I, here, come here. Come here baby. Okay. I think, I think this is good enough, right? Oh, wow. She's a little bigger. Oh, I do have a leg through. Of course, I'm not filming anything with this that's worth... Okay. There he is. There, and there she is. You did it buddy. You look great. You look great. Eyes up. Okay. So I don't know who did a better job, but they're both great. Barbara, Barbara, look at me. So. Barbara. Can you stand up in this, is it? Barbara? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can. Can you stand. Come back, come back a little bit. Okay. We got it. I don't, I mean. He looks like a totally different dog. This, this thing's a little bit. It's really, you know what I think he sees through these eyes now. Look at Barbara just staring at him like, can you believe we, we said yes to this vlog crap. You're such a good girl, Barbara. You're such a good girl. You got, the look on her face is incredible. She's not the happiest. Okay. So, um, it seems like you had a little bit of an easier time. You had a little bit. I gotta get a shot of that. I mean, she's just so good. Look at this. Barbara. I'm getting a shot of her butt. That's really easy. Okay. How'd you feel about that? I mean, I had my phone in my mouth the whole time. I don't even know what kind of shots I got. I'm gonna have to review the footage. My shots were kind of crap too. It was, it's hard to dress a dog. Look at, she's just like, I'm not gonna move at all. I'm gonna probably go to sleep. You sleepy. I think specifically for this. Look around. Exercise, this felt like you maybe had the advantage when we gotta make a decision and get them outta these things. I mean, look, Sean's breathing kind of hard. Isn't he always? Yeah. Yeah. When he, when he comes here, he is breathing very hard. All right, so we're gonna say, uh, what do you call this thing? The Teselin? Telesin. Telesin. Teselin. It doesn't matter. The Telesin, whatchamacall it. It's so good. New Tool. Are you a runner, or perhaps someone who just hates holding and carrying things, but you'd like to stay hydrated? Mm-hmm. May I interest you in the sip strap? Yes. These are SIP straps. There's two of them. We paid $20 for the set, 10 ounces in each. I got 20 ounces on my arms. Why, just wear a watch that you can drink out of. Now. Does it tell time? Let, no, it doesn't, but let me say, it's been leaking the whole time I've had them on, even though it's advertised as a leak proof spout. Both of these are leaking a little bit on me, but you can see I don't even have to think about it. I get a little bit thirsty. My water bottle is not leaking on me, but boy is it heavy in my one hand. Either one works. Ah. Oh man, this hand's getting tired. Now I gotta switch to this hand. Now I feel like I'm running this way. Switch back. Oh, now I can run this way. Ah. Ah, you know what? I'm out. I'm totally outta water because I didn't wanna hold it anymore. So I had this incentive to be drinking more than I actually should. Uhhuh. Now I'm gonna lose the race unless someone out on the course lets me drink a little bit of their water. Oh, I'm so parched. Oh, I heard you say parched. Hey. Hey buddy, we're tied. Oh yeah. Hey, listen, I'm a good sportsman. I'm full of sportsmanship and, uh, you look like a parched brother, so. Can I drink from your wrists? Uh, yeah. Let's pause for a second. Oh, thank you. I went with the flesh colored ones. There you go. Oh yeah, the left one's good. Yeah, get a little bit. Lemme try the right one. A little bit of that one. Okay, now. Okay. I burped. Okay. Okay. And now can I. Huh? Can I more have some while we're running. Because that's part of it, right? You'll be able to drink easily while we're running? Yeah. See how easy it is to share. Wow, you're getting wet, sir. Yeah, it's okay. I win. Okay, so, uh, let's evaluate this. First of all, I look great. Yeah. Second of all. It's so dumb. I was able to nurse and I've always wanted to do that. Third of all, they're still full. Well, I'd say, you know, it was pretty successful in my book, but I mean, how was it for you? Uh, the roof of my mouth hurts from sucking while running. You know, if they only made something where like maybe there was a big bag of water that you could wear on your back and then had like a thing coming around and then you could drink outta that. With a straw, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Almost like a camel. But they don't, so. Yes, they do. Oh, they do? Yeah. I, first of all, the fact that this has leaked quite a bit, uh. Now that I've emptied it a little bit, it isn't leaking as much. My wrists are kind of cool. I like that. Um, but it's still only 20 ounces of water. Not good enough. You, and you can technically share a water bottle with a friend. So, uh, I think we're gonna go with Old school. My dad is one of the funniest people I know. I think he knows it as well, but I don't think he knows why all the time, which is why his podcast Dispatches From Myrtle Beach is worth a listen. I invite you to check it out. He lives in Myrtle Beach and he dispatches to me, so I'm also in his podcast. Every week, wherever podcasts are found. It's called Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, so. Listen up. Now, one of the worst parts of using a broom is the dust pan situation, right? It's awkward. It's two parts. It's like, whoa, what's hanging? Which is in which hand? I don't know what to do. Well, you, you. I gotta bend over. Gotta bend over. I got a bad back. What am I gonna do? Right, well. Trouble no more. You buy the Vabroom for $80. Uhhuh. This is very intriguing to me because I do think a lot about that dust pan thing. And the fact that when you, when you try to put it up in the dust pan, you can't get it all in there. Little line. This one has a built-in vacuum right over the top of it. This is the s. The vacuum sucker here that when you put that on the ground and drag it, it sucks the stuff into here. Did you see that? Did you see that? Well, did you hear that? I think we need to demonstrate. $80 is a lot for a broom, but I'm here for it. I think. Now let's test this out in a real world realistic situation. Okay. Oh, don't breathe this in, dude. Oh. It's kitty litter. Hey, I didn't know you were gonna join the kitty litter 5K, man. Here I am. Man who breastfed from me outta my wrists last week. But here I am. Oh man. The only, only. We made a mess. The only 5K on the west coast where you carry your kitty litter. Oh my God. Ugh. This is, oh, and that's real. That's real turds. Come on guys. You didn't have to use real turd. Real turd ain't gonna get sucked up in here. Okay? So, uh. Or I was thinking realtor. You know. Shout out to all the realtors. The, uh, the motto of the kitty litter 5K is leave no trace. So all the kitty litter that you drop on the trail has to be picked up. Uh. I mean, this right here is a reasonable amount to like put in a dust pan if I'm sweeping my kitchen. Lemme try this. Huh? I mean, that's pretty good. I love it. I love it because now I'm gonna make another line. Just gonna, I'm just gonna cut a nice little broom line and then I'm gonna get all of that. Yeah, I'm getting all of that. It's still a weird motion, you know. Okay. This is, so this is for like, if you are a ho-er. If you're good at hoeing. I mean, I'm pretty much done. I, I will acknowledge that I have an entire mountain of cat turds over here that I haven't touched. I will, but you're right, you t typically not sweeping up something like that. You're like, oh, people are coming over. Let me sweep up the kitchen for a second, and then there's that little thing. But let's just take a look at it. So if, if I was swept all this up into a line, like right there, okay. There you go. Like that. I'm dealing with this. And you got a, a relatively. This part right there. Now stop, that. That took a second. That took a second. That's still there. And now you, you gotta do this. Got it. So two man, it's a two man job. So I, yeah, I think you need a duster. And then this. If you're like me and you want to, you want to have it all. Well, actually, that's not a bad idea because it's just functioning as a regular broom right now. And then you could have your dust pan that you could probably even fit right on there. Let's try it. Yeah, yeah. Fit it right on there. This is kind of cutting into the $80, but No, but see, there you go. So this is what you have in your house, and then you've got you. You get rid of that. Well, I think I'm getting a headache now. I told you to hold your breath, dude. I'm gonna get toxoplasmosis. Yeah, you're getting more than a headache. I'm gonna get really aggressive. Cat scratch fever. Woo. I'm gonna start being crazy. I am taking this home. I am gonna use this. It's ridiculous, but I'm gonna use it and I'm going to use it with a dust pan. Okay. Well, you can, you can use your own dust pan. What? You're taking this one home? Yeah. I'm taking this home. You don't have a, you don't have a dust pan at home. We, we, we need a broom. Well, I think the fact that you're gonna take it home, uh, answers the question. Exactly. New Tool. I was, I don't know why I was gonna do this. Try again. New Tool. Okay, so that means that we said that you do need the Telesin Magnetic Neck Mount and also the Vabroom. So about 50%. Batting 500. The two things that I tried. Yes. Um, okay. I don't know what that says. About me. I don't know what it says about you either, Rhett. Thank you for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I'm Lauren. I'm Dan. And we're from New York. But right now we're in Myrtle Beach at the Gay Dolphin Gift Cove. And now it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. You been there? I've been to the Gay Dolphin. Uh, you might see my dad poking around in there. Poking around. Okay. Uh, big, huge news. Link, let 'em know. 3, 2, 1. I'm negative. Uh. Uh, for the most part. Click the top link to watch us react to more of the top food trends of the last 25 years in Good Mythical More. Join my dad, Charles, and me as we talk all things under the sun in our latest episode of Dispatches From Myrtle Beach.