YouTube Video ID: An6o64NLdkQ
Episode Post Date: April 14, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 3022
Transcript
Can we find the one good drink on a wall of nasty ones? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. 99 bottles on the wall sounds fun. Until you're us, and 98 of 'em are full of gross mystery liquids. Well, let's think glass half full. Okay. One of them is delicious. Okay, that's more like glass 1/99th full, but okay. I get it. It's time for bottle feeders. Our mission, if we choose to accept it, and we do. We do. Is to find the one good bottle on this wall in 20 guesses or less. There are five distinct categories of nasty that we will be drinking. When we get three accumulated in a particular category, we win the right to ask a question of barkeep Chase, howdy, Chase. Howdy, canadian tuxedo Link. I've come from the north to drink beverages. Listen, if you want to play along at home. We're gonna show you the good bottle right now. So look away. Look away. You got it. Alright, Link. Now you can look back. Feel free. If you were looking away. Feel free to pick a number. Whoa, I'm thirsty for some 48. Oh hey, that's me. 48. I know. Man. Oh, this is. Oh, well, fish. God. Oh, he's a fish guy. He gets the fish all the time. He loves to fish. That is some fishy iced tea. A black tea, not sugar. Oh, I'm so glad it's tea. You know, we've played this game a few times. The one thing that we haven't done, and we've never accidentally chosen the good one really early in the episode. Yeah, I know. But I just want you to know, we do have a plan for if that happens, but we're not even gonna tell you what it is. What is it? I'm sorry, gotta get it out of the way. 69. Yes. I mean, I'm embarrassed by it. I'm embarrassed that I've made this choice. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You don't even know. You confused. You did it. What is it? Did you do it? It smells like a fart. That's what happens when you. Don't even know what it is. You drank that. Hold on. Is there, is there fart juice. Category, it is. Is it the fart category? Nasty. Nasty, nasty. That is sour chicken broth. Oh, sour chicken broth smelled like a fart. Dude. Where does that go? Which, blue? Blue. Good golly. Crap. Crap, crap. That was incredible. It smelled just like a fart. Oh no. Just like a fart. Oh gosh. Isn't that bad? It's not good. So scared. I chose 12. Any rationale? Uh, well. It was a good year for you. Because if, if you're counting one, two. Oh, okay. I don't know, it just seems like two numbers that go together. Okay. Oh, it. Hot. I thought it might be sweet or spicy. I mean sour or what? It's hot. That is spicy fruit punch. Okay. We're not accomplishing anything, Link. No. What, what, we're accumulating categories. Uh, it doesn't feel like it. We'll get there. We're gonna barrage 'em with questions and this will be over before we know it. Thank God. On my 21st birthday, we went, I, I maybe we tell a story. We went camping. We were good boys, so we hadn't really had any drinks until that point. And we brought one Colt 45. That's right. And we all shared it. Remember that? Yep. Malt liquor. Sour. Sour. Sour. Oh, sours blue, right? That is actually a fishy Red Bull. Oh. Oh, you didn't even. Oh, the sour. Oh yeah. Okay, now. The sour from the Red Bull. You didn't even get the fishy. The fish is on the back end. The fish is on the back end, but that helps us. I'm glad the fish comes through. Oh, okay. The fish is really coming through now. But I don't want another fish. You do? I want you to. Yeah, you do. Fish. Because we get to ask the question. Oh man. I'm looking at you, 57 'cause Heinz. Yes. Heinz chose your number to make a whole sauce about. Uhhuh. And that must be something special. Do you know what the 57 means? It's their 57th attempt. I think it's 57 ingredients. I thought it was 57 types of pickles. Just lemme drink this guys. Oh. Hot. Oh. hot again. You're on a hot roll. Yes, it's a spicy enchilada sauce. Oh gosh, yes. Woo. That actually all kind of comes together in a good way. Yeah, that one, that one's one of the better tasting spicy ones I've ever had. Okay, we've got two. Uh. And oh, let's just go someplace. We haven't gone. The nineties. But we have gone there in our lives. Yes, we have. I, I'm just looking for reasons. Whew. Hmm. 1992 was a year that we went to. We went through it. We went through it. Eighth grade. You smell it first, huh? That's a mistake. Yeah. What? What is happening? That's gotta be sour. Salty. Salty is a choice, yes. Salty. We, this is our first salty. I mean, that's got, that's got a lot of salt in it. It is a salty non-dairy milk. Okay. Congratulations. Non-dairy milk. This is what I needed. It's just a generic non-dairy. You know what I think they might have done? They might have put the goody goody right here at the end. Yes. But then they might have put it one less than the end. They might have done that. Because it was 98 degrees was the band. It wasn't 99 degrees. That's right. You remember that? Yep. 98 Degrees is the band. It's because of the band. Am I hot again? Yeah, you are. I'm so hot. Three hots. I'm 98 degrees. Three hots. This wasn't enchilada though. That was another spicy fruit punch. Oh yeah. One of my favorites. Okay, Rhett. We finally get to ask a question. Congrats. Ah, okay. I'd love to split this puppy right down the middle. Um, percent chance of death. Oh percent chance of death. Let's say, I'm gonna try this out for size. What if you, an oracle appears with complete accuracy. Yes. Given the percentage chance that you were gonna die this year. Whoa. Is that percentage such that. You would. You would alter your, your actions drastically? Let's say you would, let's make it specific. Okay. You would alter your life to the, you would quit your job and immediately start bucket listing. Okay, well then, but then that's, that's gonna push you a, let's go a little bit more in the middle than that. Like you would alter your life. You would set aside all weekends for bucket listing. You wouldn't quit your job, but you would, you would go on a three month hiatus. Sabbatical. You go on a sabbatical and then they know you might die, during the sabbatical. But this percentage chance. Because I don't want to just quit my job. 'cause then we're in like the 85% or more. Well, I mean, I'm just, okay. Okay. Let me think about it. The way I would think about it is if you told me that there was a more than 50% chance that I was gonna die, like it was more likely that I was gonna die, I think I would go full bucket list, just because it's just. No, I think I gotta be 80% for. Maybe, okay, maybe seven. Well, something in between. Well, you quit your job, but you don't get divorced. You don't get divorced, you don't quit your job, but. You do quit your job. No, you talk your boss into a four day week and then every weekend is scratching off a bucket list item and once a month is travel required. That's our question. Okay. What percentage chance would you need to know that it was that you were going to die in order to change to a four day work week? Still 40 hours a week. We're talking 10 hour days. You're not working less, you just got a longer weekend. You know what, let's just make it quit your job. And I'm sorry, you can't ask him what percentage this is. Question. You have to say this percentage, yes or no. Oh, okay. Well, let's, okay, back to the drawing board. If you, if an oracle told me that you, you Chase, if. I'm not married, so the divorce thing's not gonna qualify. Alright. I'm gonna simplify all this. If an oracle with complete accuracy told you you had this percentage chance of dying this year, would you quit your job. If your job. Was this. Was this job? Yes. Yes, I would. Okay. Quit my job, if it was not this job. This job. And how many days would you think about it? I'm gonna die here. What? Don't? Hey, he, that was definitive. This is. Yes, you would quit your job. This is a high number. Alright, so it's definitely 50. It's 50 or above. I think we're definitely over 60. I think it's 64, 67 or above. I think we're on the last row. You think we're on the last row? Maybe. Oh yeah, this one goes to that row. We're on the last two rows. We're on the last two rows, people. So pick from the last two rows. But let the numbers speak to you. 84 speaks to me. Yeah, speaks to me too. Come on. The year we met. Oh God. Ah. Bitter. So bitter, dude. Yeah. You've picked from our bitter menu. Oh my gosh. That is bitter tomato juice. Oh, that was a double whammy of badness. Oh my God, man. Would you like to try? No. Alright. So bad. Oh yeah. Okay. Some people I know were born in 1975. Ugh. This is so bad. I don't think you should smell first. Salty. That is salty pineapple juice. Dude, you're getting off easy. Hold on, I kind of like it. I hate you. You getting an easy one. Salty pineapple juice is pretty good. Does that help get rid of the. Yeah, it's actually, it's, it's pretty nice. That's pretty nice. We're gonna do this. He seems so emphatic. I really think. 75 or above. I really think it's, I'm gonna go down here again. 86. I like the even numbers. Yeah. Uhhuh. Uh, I get that. Pickle juice. That is a sour pickle juice. That was good that after everything else I've been through today. Oh, okay. Sorry, I had to spit it back in there. I'm not gonna try it now. There was a. You ruined any chance there was of that? There's a bunch of particles. That's very true. We added some. You know, while we're contemplating this and while you're watching it, we want to remind you that we have our own television channel. Yes, we roll like that. We call it Mythical 24/7. You can now watch season 25 and 26 of Good Mythical Morning. That. Is the show that you are watching right now. Okay? It's always on. That's why we call it 24/7. Samsung, Roku, Vizio, and more. Figure out if you've got it at Mythical.com/24-7. All right. We're doubled up on a lot of these. Just kind of triple it, so. So now I need to just see which one is calling me. Blue, yellow, green. 88 feels green. Come on. And I was right. I was right. Oh wow. Tuna water. Okay, another question. Why are you not even, you like tuna water? I hate it. I'm happy that we get to ask a question. Okay, Chase. How do we get him to decipher within the 80 and the 90? I mean, this is tough. I think this might be. Mm-hmm. An age related question. Because, let's just decipher this. 'cause, you know, sometimes I think about how long I want to live. Given modern technology, maybe thi, in, in evolving technology, maybe things will change. But the way I've thought about it before, being such a tall man. With lots that can go wrong with your body. You don't wanna live past 90. I I definitely don't want to be alive past 90. I mean, I wanna live past 99. Well, sure. And I don't know if this is gonna get us somewhere. You probably, you probably will. I mean, you'll be an absolute monster. Yeah. Uh, but you got good genes. Thank you. Um, how do we find that question? Chase, would you want to be the sole caretaker of Link at this age? Okay. Um. Would you take the job. If it was the only job that existed? Because in the future when there's no jobs, would you be my sole caretaker at this? At this age? Yeah, would you be Link's sole caretaker at this age if this was the only job that there was, and the au and the, and the alternative is just, universal basic income and do whatever you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can, you can definitely say no. I, I won't, I won't. You might find purpose in this. I won't be aware. I might find purpose in this, but you're making it very appealing to say no, to just stay for the life is good. We got universal basic income. I can do whatever I want. Uh, yeah. I'm gonna say no. Okay. Okay. You're not gonna take care of me. I mean, I'll come visit, but I. Sorry. I got, I was excited. So think about it. No, I. Okay. I'll come visit, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take that job. Not at this age. Yeah, man. So it's, it, it definitely could be nineties. Yeah. I think we're up there. We're on bottom row. We're on bottom row. I mean, we're bottom row. Bottom row for sure. At 87, maybe he would take care of me. I, I gotta, I gotta go back to 99. It's in the nineties, man. Gotta go back to 99. It's in the nineties. We figured it out. All the way. Oh fish. Why'd you pick that one? You gotta pick yellow, you. Oh. I hate this game. Yeah, that one's fish. Oh, the fish. How are you even making fish juice? Is it bought? Is there a, is there like a. No, it's, no, it's gathered. Is there a box of it that you can. It's gathered. Just buy off the shelf and you're just shoving into bottles? I don't know. I just serve them. 91. Naughty by nature. Me too, man. Spicy. Spicy. Oh, that, but that we don't have any there. That is spicy grape juice. Even at 93, he's not gonna wanna take care of me. But you, just in my nineties is when I don't want to take care of you. That's what, alright. But that's. I'm just making sure that's what you guys, that's what you. That's what we're thinking. Well, at least we're working backwards. Yeah. Bitter. I can't put it in my stomach. Oh god. Which one's bitter, dude? Bitter is right here. Hey, look, we have everything. Tomato. Okay. All right, come on. We gotta get another question. 94. Sour. Sour pickle. Okay. Alright, ask another question. Alright. Okay, uh. Is there anything to spit in? Oh, I got a good one. I got a good one. Hmm. Thank you. If, if I think, I think we can get, we can talk about grades now. Okay. Yeah. You got everything going for you. You're a high schooler. You have a 4.8 GPA. Yeah. Everyone's like, this is the, this is the person that, they're valedictorian. Mm-hmm. They're going to go to an Ivy League school. Except, one class, that they. They currently have. They're waiting on their grade. They currently have this grade in one of their classes. That's not even an AP class. And it's before the final exam. Are you, are you nervous? Do is, is your future in jeopardy? Is my future in jeopardy? Because. Do you think your future's in jeopardy, straight A student? Maybe this is what you make on the final exam. Is your future in jeopardy? I'm a senior. Mm-hmm. Already got accepted to college. No, no. Let's go back. You're a junior. Junior. Okay. Junior. This matters. Okay, this does matter. I'm trying to maintain that insanely high GPA. Mm-hmm. And I get this score on a test. I'm a straight A student. Final exam. Final exam. I, I am, I'm sweating about this. Oh, we ain't, we ain't here. We ain't in nineties. But I think I'm sweating because I'm an A student who's got these really high expectations. Yes. I don't think my life is actually, really suffering an insane amount. Okay. Alright, we're here. An insane amount. Look at us down here. We've got this game figured out. So at 87. We've got it figured out. Remember, you've got five more guesses. We've got five more guesses. Of bottles. You see that? I don't know, I just like that. Salty. Sour. I don't know, it was too distracted by the move. Orange, this is right. This is it. No. No, that's salty. Salty. Hey, another question. Another question, another question. Alright, so. Another question. We're sitting here, we're thinking it's in the eighties. How do you decipher? What if you bought a bike and you never rode it and then you wanted to sell it? How are we gonna get any meaning out of between 76 and 85 with where you're going with this question? So you, you've, I think we gotta go. You've listed it on Craigslist for. No. Okay. I think we, I think we gotta go temp. Temperature. The, temperature is meaningful in this range, because if you ask me it's 72 degrees today, are you happy? Are you gonna go, are you gonna go out with knowing that you can just wear whatever you want to? Yes. But if it's 80, it's like, man, I'm gonna sweat a little bit, you know? Oh, maybe. Maybe this is the shorts... Temperature inside your house. Oh, could it be shorts or not? It is this temperature inside your house. He's gonna do what he wants. No, no. Shorts. Shorts, shorts. I'm going with shorts. If it is this temperature inside your house, do you change into shorts? I mean, if it's 75, if it's 76. Don't give him... In my house, I'm getting shorts, man. That's hot. And we know that Chase is kind of warm natured, so that helps. All right, Chase, it's this temperature in your house. How do you know that, that's very true. Instead of, um. You had on sweatpants. Instead of you're, yeah, you're wearing sweats. Yeah, yeah. Sweatsuit. I think there's definitely a level here, where, if it's we're getting too high. I and I am wearing sweatpants, I'm gonna take off the sweatpants. I'm not gonna put on shorts. I'm just gonna walk around in shoney's and. Okay. That, but we're not. That's not an option. We're not there. We're not giving you that? No. No. Because in this scenario, guests are over. I am putting on shorts. I am gonna put on shorts, yes. All right, he's gonna put on shorts. I still think. We're in the eighties. But. We're down here. Hold on, do you also think maybe something is wrong with your air conditioner? Uh, because he's gonna put on shorts. I wouldn't have an 81 degree, oh, that'll be the next question, when you get purple. But I'm not gonna like, take off more. I'm gonna shorts. I'm still, I think. Ooh, he might be. I think he, he's, he, he runs hot. He's, he's hedging a little bit. Yeah, so it's like he's gonna put on shorts pretty early in the, in the heat. Yeah. So I'm feeling 77. Whoa. That's low. It's low. But it might be right. But my bartender get hot. The year I was born and the year Elvis died. Unbuttoning this a little bit. Is this it? We did it. You did it. Yeah. Yay. We did it. You found it. We did the lemonade. It was obviously spot 77. You should have known that the whole time. Gosh, yeah. Because, that was the number of, uh, three pointers? Free throws. That was the number of free throws that you got. No, three pointers. That was the, yeah. I made way more free throws than that. That was the number of three pointers that you got in one of your seasons in high school basketball. Yes. Which we're all aware of. Yes, oh, you're all aware of. And because you got it in 20 or fewer guesses, you've won this chest of 99 different valuable things. Oh. 99 different, oh, pennies. They don't make these anymore. Each one's different. Yep. Each one is different. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I'm Megan. And I'm Austin. We're from Holly Springs, North Carolina. And we just made animal style mac and cheese from the Mythical Cookbook. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Holly Springs. Yeah, wearing those PJs. Microwaving. 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