it’s October 11 Rhett’s birthday let’s talk about that I want to do anything on my birthday good mythical morning okay right do you remember this song happy birthday happy birthday happy happy birthday to you that was the song they played at the skating rink growing up because they couldn’t afford the license the original birthday that it’s right and today’s your birthday so I’m gonna sing the skating rink song to do it again happy birthday everybody happy birthday happy happy birthday to me yeah now we’re gonna bring the cookie cake out and then here you’re gonna go out on the skate rink and you know you’re gonna you’re gonna skate around you have sweatpants on you have sweatpants on I wore a sweat suit to my birthday party I think we have a picture of us come out of Pizza Hut Pizza Inn but I don’t think we have it now – shouting you out II don’t want to get people so I got it oh you got it we just showed it it’s going up right now yeah your birthday suit birthday sweat suit why aren’t you wearing birthday sweats today I’m just forgot about them I got it they’re all they’re very small now I’m very a lot bigger than I was what do you think knowing that you know you’re getting older how do you feel I don’t want it’s about that I don’t want to talk about how old I am mortality I don’t make me start crying one foot in the grave son the grave son one foot in the grave son but it’s good I’m happy that it’s my birthday everybody does everything you know what you deserve it you lived another year I’m not a Jehovah’s Witness so I get to celebrate it they don’t they don’t get to do it nope they don’t celebrate birthdays that’s why I’m not one it’s kind of a downer I thought that’s why they went door-to-door asking people to celebrate their burn no that’s not what it’s against my birthday can we have a party nope do you remember the best birthday gift I ever gave you let’s talk about that those about you you’re making my birthday about you okay what we’re gonna get to some gifts I thought we’d start with a little bit about me what first of all you and I met I do the same thing um three out of every no once out of every three years you actually give me a gift two out of every three years you don’t give me anything my birthday comes and goes and nada nothing nothing not even a happy birthday I usually wish you happy birthday here’s what you do the same here here’s what happens when you come pick me up in the morning cuz we carpool on my birthday I distinctly remember you come pick me up and I get in there and you’re like happy birthday and that’s all the talk that’s all it is that’s all the top that’s especially the rest of the day’s the rest of the day is normal I’m 99 and then when it’s my birthday same thing happens when you come pick me up I get in the car Mike happy birthday and you don’t give me a gift because I didn’t give you a gift the previous year unless you gave me a gift the previous year and guess what today you gonna be getting a gift from me really and it’s gonna start the trend that means I got to get one for you yeah exactly I don’t but no but technically this is 2013 your birthday’s already happened and I got you a gift do you remember what it is a card you didn’t give me what did you get me man did you well I want to wait I’m not gonna give you my gifts yet I want you to open some mail let’s sing the mail song grab your guitar we didn’t do it yesterday you were moving the mail song a day so you can open some birthday mail and then hopefully the grand finale will be mine oh you should wear this hat too so you put it on that’s my birthday all I do have to do anything on my birthday you know what take it is it’s my birthday my birthday means me and one foot in the grave now what we pre opened this is male because you don’t want to just open things blindly on the internet because it may explode you never know why here we go from Sava the other foot in the grace Sara Clinton Maryland sent me a bacon tie put it on she said I thought you could be even more professionally funny I can go right over the head right over that more professionally funny yeah yeah well I did a little ease all the help you can I put on a hat to put on hats at home people it’s rets birthday let’s just pull out all the stops we put up balloons and some streamers over there I’m really appreciative stops um I got a card here because no good thing and then you might need license that one see you know that’s true I do you read I hope you have the birth the most awesome amazing birthday ever this is Leah and gig harbor while he made up a word he made a special card for me take a look at it and then she gave me a fake 1 million dollar bill with Rutherford behaves my favorite president actually I don’t know much about Rutherford B what would you spend that on a mocha one real if it were reals dollars a big ice cream cake that doesn’t melt I would spend a million dollars to come up with an ice cream cake that you can leave outside that doesn’t melt melt less ice cream uh dear rhett and Link or I want to start off first by saying happy birthday red I made this personalized knitted guitar for you this is Alexis Poe oh now the community look at this happy Birdman happy birthday my names on it check this out right now you have to make your own noises though no no no no Will Rogers autobiography I’ll read this in the world uh Chris from Ashland Oregon dear Rhett it’s killing me but I have way too many books and have to downsize hope you have a happy but don’t make it seem like you’re just passing me off a book your legs and honor keep this card so I get the lousy he-man card you can have the he-man card to link Will Rogers ambassador of goodwill Prince of wit and wisdom check this MJ O’Brien was not really otto it’s a biography just Connor heads up it’s an Autobot when they write it themselves they’re okay it’s just a biography unless PJ O’Brien is a suited pseudonym for Will Rogers happy birthday Rhett I am from Canada and I know you just love beans PS I do not say here’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna sing the real happy birthday song I cooked here we go are you guys seeing – happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday blow it out and eat it all right it now stop bring out my gift where’s where’s my gift is it hidden over there what close your eyes is it’s not rattling I like some beans man is this are these safe to eat they’re from Canada right close your eyes when you eat the beans cuz I don’t want you to see the other the other gift that’s the wrong gift well they got maple syrup in there huh that’s good beans guys all right yeah I didn’t I didn’t wrap it okay all right here’s the gift from me Canadians know their beans close you close your eyes you’re not gonna hurt me are you I’m not gonna get messy I’m gonna hold you on your hands up here put your hand right there put your other hand right there all right this is for the days that we don’t get to see each other like over the weekend if you’re doing something else you can open your eyes it’s a custom-made t-shirt with my face on it and whenever you put it on whenever you look down you see me looking back up at you with a reassuring look the double thumbs up there’s only one of these made unless we start selling these because I think there might be a demand I’m not going to help you put it on because you get yeah this you got that in the way see now look and then you that’s good then whenever you get lonely you need a friend it’s almost like you’re kissing me though and not in any way is it like that it’s just I’m keeping you company man on your shirt so say I’m feeling lonely I’m gonna I wish I had a friend around say that um look up first feeling a little lonely I will show a friend around here with my beans and then look down you see girl you’ve got a friend on your shirt with your button to press it makes music don’t lie this is the worst present you’ve ever gotten right I’m pretty happy with it I’m not gonna wear those here comes the best present you’ve ever gotten I did wrap this one bring it in Stevie yeah open it up red this is gonna this means I’m getting a good present next time for my birthday whoa what was like looking at it in the television of it what check it out whoa Hawkman what’s up hook there’s a reflection haha man poster look at that link now this is the official poster of the Hawkman movie which is coming out and 2042 I’m just kidding I was searching high and low for cuz for a hot man that is incredible yeah I’m gonna put it in my bedroom drawn by Michael Myers my wife is gonna love it draws good calm I contacted this guy cuz I found this design there was no poster for sale and he replies back and he says I can hook you up with the poster or your birthday kidding now I talked to the artist his name is Michael Myers like the Halloween uh is is he a killer I don’t even care he’s drawers good.com I still had to pay for it I shouldn’t be plugging his sites so much it’s my birthday it’s got to end at some point you know what time it is I’m Shivan I’m Jana and we were from Scotland and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality you’ve done will link look at this we want to hang it in our office everything’s right and if you want a poster you don’t get that one but you can get the good mythical morning poster signed by us yeah you can buy that thing I think I like the Hawkman better link is Reds fairy godmother oh hey hello there red I heard that it was your birthday today and I’m your fairy godmother I have the wings of a dove and the voice of a nanny do you get regret your wish wishes hi declared wishes I don’t make wishes I’m not a factory uh do you know anything about ice cream cakes if they make the movie I’ll play on it I will work out I would quit everything I would just go to the gym I’ll get buff I’ll work on my acting skills you have to shave your beard