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Episode Post Date: April 30, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 3034
Transcript
Should we be eating more like animals? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Human dishware has been relatively the same since the dawn of time. You got plates, you got bowls, you got your standard set of silverware and utensils. That's about it. But have you ever looked at your pet or any other animal while they're eating and wondered, why don't we do it more like they do? Why do we continue to blindly follow all these cultural norms like a bunch of sheep? Yeah, let's stop eating like a bunch of sheep and find out how awesome it is to eat like a bunch of sheep. I have just been told we will not be eating like sheep today. So disappointed. But we will be eating like horse. Yes. This is not a baby prison. This is, um, this is a wall feeder. You know, here's a horse in action. Actually, well, this is a still frame of a horse, uh. Not much action. Eating from it. He doesn't look very enthusiastic. But, uh. We really need video for that. Yeah. So that it kind of like, has more energy, but we're excited. Very. Because this is a good idea. Yes. Hear us out. Tall stallion over here. Hands free. Rhett Thee Stallion. Yeah, that's my name. And you're gonna call me. Uh, Link The Other Stallion? I don't wanna be, uh, related to Megan because then I couldn't, um, relate to Megan. Oh God. Christy, are you watching? Christy's okay with this scenario. Oh, Megan Thee Stallion is Megan Thee Hall Pass? I might be changing it, yeah. Okay. All right. Okay, so. No name for me, I guess. Just so you know what this is, this is not hay. This is fried noodles, which is infamously used as the bed on which the lettuce wraps at PF Chang's are put upon. Woo, woo, woo. We know that, because we recently went to Bakersfield. We wanted to eat at BJ's because nothing sounds as good as BJ's in Bakersfield. And, but when we went there, it was too crowded. We had to go to the PF Chang's. We were the only other people in there. We sat down with the team, we ordered the lettuce wraps and it came on this, and that's the last time I've eaten it. I actually didn't eat any of that stuff, because I didn't know it was supposed to be. It's usually just decorative. But today it's the main course. The main thing of that anecdote was that we sat down. That can be a problem, sometimes. We sat down. Maybe you're having butt issues. Maybe you're tall and you don't, it takes a long time to get down there. And longer to get up. So all you gotta do is just, just walk on by and just take a little nibble, Rhett. I didn't like how your tongue came out first. Minimal effort. No hands needed, no bending needed, no squatting needed, no sitting needed. That's harder than it was in Bakersfield. Um, and you know what? It's greasy as all get out. I, yeah, I know, it got all over the tip of my nose. Good golly, good golly. It's times like this. I'm in the hay barn. How a horse snout would be helpful to get in there. But you know, I like to text while I eat. Your nose is glistening from the grease, and under your left eye, as well. Mm-hmm. And I can come from the top all the while texting. There's nothing wrong with standing and eating. Nothing wrong with it at all. It's a good thing. I, I can, there's nothing wrong with scratching yourself while standing and eating. Right. Which I can do. Like I'm scratching the belly, I'm scratching the butt, scratching the thigh. I'm getting, I'm getting a limp. Ow. Well, he almost hurt himself. Almost hurt my knee, and now I can massage that while eating. So these two very horse like men, uh, are going to give the wall feeder a 10 outta 10. It's not a baby prison. Pigs are fabulous creatures, but, they like to eat too much too fast. Which is why the farms have figured out this amazing ingenuitive device. Yeah, so you can see this thing in action, or at least, again, a still frame of action that is taking place. All the pigs are lining up and what they're doing. Look at those pretty pig tails. They're sticking their snout in this thing, and then they are hitting this little bar and it is releasing food into this little trough below. Now, I like nerds gummy clusters. Oh yeah. They're magically mushy, but crunchy. Quite possibly the perfect snack. And we recently went on a trip, it was eight people total. Four couples. Yeah. And we all were sharing a house together and we had to do that thing where a bunch of adults decided to go to the grocery store together without having had. A nightmare. Any conversations about it beforehand. There ended up being this like, let's split up and buy different things. I just kind of stayed back. And I went straight for the gummy clusters, and I got the biggest bag that I could, and I got the ones that are, they're gushing on the inside. Oh. I can't remember what they call 'em. I wouldn't know because I did not get to eat any. Yeah, I ate a lot of 'em. I picked up the bag and it was flat. I can relate to a pig, is what I'm saying is that if I have one of these bags around me, I will finish it. And so I'm gonna toss this over there. This is designed to solve. This is the new way. Solve Rhett's problem. It's full of gummy clusters and it paces the pig, and now human eating. Yeah. And so all you gotta do is get your face down in there. There's, there's like a, they got you rotate this thing. Well, I'm gonna rotate it with my face. Your snout. With my face, with my face. I think I gotta go chin, or maybe I can get it with my tongue. Yep. Which way are you going? Clockwise or counterclockwise? We have go the same direction. I'm counterclockwise. Counterclockwise. I can't get it. Okay. I can't reach it. No snout. Use tongue. Let me try over here. Can you get tongue on it? Yeah. So I'm pushing and you're pulling. I'm, I'm, I'm cheating. I'm cheating with a finger. Oh, you're going the other way. Counterclockwise. Okay. It is the opposite way that a clock goes. This is the advantage that we have. Oh, oh. And so then you go back and forth. Oh yeah. I got a couple drop. Okay, now I, I don't wanna hurt my, I wanna get my hands in there and get something. I got five gathered. I got we, we so, we sound like we're so upset. I do eat these in bed though. Don't you do it. This is not much different than that. I mean, the amount of work, you just get that one. I mean, I'm burning calories just trying to turn this thing. How many do you think you're gonna get? You would give up. I mean, definitely not 40. I'm about to choke 'cause I'm laying down. I got one stuck right there. I didn't chew it enough. You put a kink in the, in the hose, in the esophagus. Maybe that's part of it, you gotta sit up. And sit up to swallow. Go back down. Yep, get another. By the way, you're the only person gonna, I'm gonna include you on this. I'm not gonna blame your wife. You're the only couple that hasn't paid anybody back for that grocery trip. Well, I didn't buy any of it. Exactly. I bought it. But you ate it all, too. No, I, no, I bought all the groceries. Me, and I think Mike did the other one. The bag was empty. How much did that bag. You want me to buy the bag. On, on the, to text, the text thread or whatever the, the young people call it. Group chat. Yeah. Um, we were talking about what we owed and everybody got in there. We started Venmoing each other. It was a whole thing the day after we got back. It's chaos. You never responded. Chaos. You owe me money. You owe Mike money. You owe Jacob and Hedgen money. Well, they can come for me. I mean, it's not that I don't want to pay it, it's just that it's too complicated. It's not complicated. We figured it all out. We all put our receipts in there. Where's this gonna go in the house? On the counter. Yeah, may I recommend a place so we don't, let's put it in the horse trough. Or you could put it in the corner where you would put like a big vase. Uh, a big plant. I think this is good at, in a work environment. That's what my wife would like. It, it's communal. Like a, like a. The new water cooler. Yeah. It's a snack cooler. The faces get real close. It's real easy to spread rumors. We're gonna put this in the corner of the bullpen. And, uh, it's gonna have gummy clusters in it. I, I really want to eat one more. Mm-hmm. Because this is such a good idea, we're giving it a 10 outta 10. Spread rumors like a pig. Over on the Mythical Society, we have a series called Behind the Mythicality, where we give behind the scenes on episodes, including this one today. You get a load of everything that went into ordering and making and us experiencing this episode at MythicalSociety.com. This Behind the Mythicality includes a fit check from both of us. Yes, it does. Wow. MythicalSociety.com. Alright, this is a puzzle. This is a doggy puzzle. Now, this is for people who want their dogs to potentially get into like, like an Ivy League school. If you still find that valuable, I mean, it's becoming less and less valuable every year. It makes a dog smarter. I thought it was just to wear 'em out. So we got one of these for Barbara at one point. This was pre Sean. PS. Now he wears her out. We got it because we wanted to occupy her with something. You know, it's just like she's so food motivated. We were like, oh, sit her down with one of these things and she'll mess around and wear herself out for 30 minutes or whatever. And the one that we got, she was so good at figuring it out that it just, we just quit using it. 'cause it would be like, 30 seconds later, she had the thing figured out. It was less complex than this. So this tricks us into thinking and being active. It makes you work for your food a little bit. Now, if you want to know. 'cause we're not farmers. If you want to know what it looks like for a dog to interact with one of these. Here's a picture of that. So that's a dog, and that's the same puzzle that we have. And that dog is solving the puzzle. Do you see that? Yeah. I see that, Rhett. I see that it's a boxer and his, his ears are up. He's really engaged. No, it's a dog, Link. Come on, don't be stupid. Alright, here we go. Okay. So I, I'm very familiar with these, so I know how to solve it. I just wanna see if you can figure it out and you cannot use your hands. Yep. Link present. I'm just gonna keep doing that until my owner gets annoyed. Where does this thing go? On the kitchen table again? I think this is the, maybe a, a floor product. I can smell that there's treats inside of these boobies. Well, you can see it. It's the, there's beef in there. Oh, and that one went that way. Oh, and that one wants to go this way. Uhhuh. There you go. Look at it. He's a smart boy. And then that, that goes that way, Uhhuh. And you gotta make sure one that's got meat in it went in there, did it? Nope, there's no meat in that one. Okay, well find a meaty one, boy. Nope. Nope. You screwed up again. Yeah. And here's the little trick, you can close it if you really wanna mess with your dog. What? No, they, they have it that way so that there could be two ways for them to get the meat across or one way. So we'll open that back up so Linky can get it through. Okay. And then. Uhhuh. And I saw that it, it fell out of the back of the booby. Uhhuh. So then. What. So now what would you do? Where is it? So it's, yep, it's under there. So what do we gotta do? We gotta. We gotta move this over here. Get that and then we gotta come back. Then we're gonna go here and then. Ha, I see it. Aha. There it is. He did it. Now, Barbara would've been a lot faster. And, uh, this is dog food? This is uh, boy kibble. It's, yeah, just beef jerky bites. Just beef jerky. Boy kibble? Boy kibble is all the craze right now. So I've, we're giving you guys. I've seen boy kibble videos. Hold on, should I ask. You know how there's like dudes who meal prep? No, I didn't ask. Should I ask? No. Okay. Okay. Um, and now I have a clear path to get another one out. Look at him. He's really, he's really good, so he's gotten too good at it. So now we have to block this side. Boy. We have to block this. Boy, am I happy with my kibble. And now, what's he gonna do? 'cause he is blocked? What's he gonna do? This is gonna be fun for the whole family. Go here. You know. To watch me eat. And you could probably put nerd clusters in there. I'm the only one that needs to, you know, that needs to be, uh, brain challenged. Um. The rest of my family can just watch me. So yeah, move that, yeah. I think tongue is acceptable on that, but once you tongue it, you can. Tongue won't work. No one else can touch it. Gotta use my canines. Oh gosh, he's gonna bite it. Ah. I can't do it. I mean. Oh, oh yeah. You got, you got, you got you got it. You got it. Yes. Yes. Okay. Now I'm gonna. You gotta get, you gotta send, you got, oh, you got a clog. You got a little bit of a clog here. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, you can do it. But the dogs use their paws. Boy, kibble, boy am I kibbled. That's the, uh, theme song. Theme, okay. So, uh, you had more experience with this one. So what are you gonna give it? 10 outta 10. Boy kibble, boy am kibbled, yeah. On TikTok, you've probably seen these wearable bird feeders that get you up close and personal if you're still and quiet enough, to observe the birds perching and eating right there in front of your face. And if you want to know what this looks like when it's on a person, uh, take a look at this picture. Yes, that is a man there wearing one. Uh, you can see the birds that look like pet birds. Yeah, he's inside. But he is trying to make somebody think that he's outside with that shower curtain. That, an outdoor scene shower curtain. It usually works better outdoors. Um, if you want to get wild birds, I think that would be more thrilling than your own bird. You can however, get wild parrots here in Los Angeles. If you've ever been around this place of, we call Los Angeles, you might see these flocks of parrots that are flying around normally on the east side of town, Pasadena, et cetera. And they're so loud, and that's because they got out during a fire that have impacted a pet store in like the eighties and now there's just a bunch of freaking wild parrots. They're beautiful and flourishing. Um, we, oh my goodness. Hold on. Has he been here the whole time? No, he just showed up. Oh, good. Let's, let's role play that we're just taking a walk. Yeah. And. As we do. Let's just see what it's like to, um. Come upon this. To come upon this. I think it's gonna work. All right. I am gonna meet some YouTubers today. Today is the day. Man, I wish we would've grabbed some snacks before we took this nature walk. Oh, I'm famished. Hear them? I can hear them. Oh my gosh. I, well, I certainly smell food. Look, it's trail mix right here. I can see them. Just on a nice. Just hovering? I can can't, it's, it's, it's like a. It's just hovering here. It's like a mouth level plate. Rhett and Link. Rhett and Link. Oh my god, it's Rhett and Link. That is good. It's so convenient. I just, I want let, I just want to get it all. I just wanna get, get this almond right here. I wanna get some M&M. I can kind of smell them now, too. Look at it. Just right there. Mm-hmm. I'm, I really want this long. This is so exciting. What is this blue thing? What this. It's kind of like hanging in the air here. Peanut, just a tray. Just a tray of trail mix. I think it's just a tray of trail mix. It's just a tray of trail mix. Yeah. I want, that's why. For any YouTuber. Something's telling me this is, it is just a tray of trail mix. You believe this? They're so close. All right, man. I am so. This is exciting. Full. And I didn't have to bend over. Yeah. Oh my goodness. You didn't have to interact with anybody else besides each other. Mm-hmm. It was great. Wow. I love this. This is the best day ever. Alright, let's, let's keep walking. And we're back. Isn't this amazing? You, you can get up, up close and personal with YouTubers just in a, in a local park. We're gonna give it, 10 outta 10. Meet some YouTubers. It used to be the case that farmers and country people had chickens. And now your neighbor in Williamsburg who's a tantric masseuse has chickens. Everybody's got chickens. And the thing about chickens. 'cause eggs. Yeah, you get eggs and you don't know if the world's gonna end. At any moment. Right. And contrary to what we've been doing with some of these other devices that have maybe portion control, this is as fast as you can eat it. See these chickens in this picture? Now this one's made out of PVC. It's filled up. Its as fast as they can eat it. They can get it. Uhhuh. Sometimes you want as much as you can get. Oh yeah. And when it comes to cereal, that's the case for me. So speaking of cereal, we don't have any inside of our contraption right now, but what we do have. I picture this being, in the kitchen coming right down onto the table. I just sit down. Mm-hmm. Instead of crawling, I don't like crawling in my kitchen. Right. Well, you keep it clean. Look at that. It's a, it's a, it's a bowl of milk, huh? Right. It's a cereal shower. Wow. Now I've got milk. You need more? And cereal. You need more? Yes. No, I don't need more. Okay. Okay. You need more? Nope. Okay, alright. I don't need anymore. How is it? I like getting my fiber on all fours. It doesn't really feel like it's a much of a shareable thing though. I feel like you got one per family member. Hmm. I don't, you know, you just put, however many people you got in your family, you just put one of these on the, on the kitchen table... boy, you look great. There's something strangely comforting about unlimited cereal. Hm. What do you think we should give this? I think we should give it a 10 outta 10. Just make sure everybody gets one. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I'm Rachel. And I'm Brian. And we're at Dead Broke Farm in Raleigh, North Carolina with miniature horses, Mufasa and Bella. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. You know, we love those miniature horses. They're like horses but smaller. They're not ponies. And you could just go to Raleigh and see 'em. We got a huge announcement, actually, Link, has a big personal announcement he's gonna give. 3, 2, 1. I'm giving a million dollars to, um, the toenail foundation. Which is just some dude who collects toenails, I believe in it. Click the top link to watch us guess if food is real or fake in Good Mythical More. Take a look behind the scenes of Good Mythical Morning On Behind the Mythicality, exclusively on the Mythical Society. 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