YouTube Video ID: Tp1AhBaKzDU
Episode Post Date: May 19, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 3047
Transcript
What will we unbox from unclaimed mail? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical More. What? I don't know. What happened? Where's my hair? Where did my hair go? Um, what are you, what are you, w- so- I haven't seen you- Like, you take a deep sip as a way of saying, "I'm not gonna talk about this." Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just- No comment ... I'm not even grabbing my handle. Look, I'm grabbing the cup. Um, one of the worst days of my life, uh, growing up was the day after getting a haircut. Oh. I would hate going to school with a new haircut. Here I am- ... with a new haircut. Um, I did this for a reason. And it wasn't to get a new hairstyle. I'm just gonna leave it at that. I did this for a particular reason- Hmm that wasn't to get a new hairstyle. I'm just gonna leave it at that. Okay. I'm just gonna leave it at that. A reason that they may eventually know? I think so. Okay. Yeah. We're gonna leave it at that. And we're gonna leave it at that. We're just gonna leave it at that. We're gonna leave it at that. So if you don't like it, you don't need to tell me that. No, yeah, you do. But yeah, I mean, I wouldn't argue if you told me that you liked it, but I don't need you to tell me that you like it because I'm not gonna keep it. You don't need to have an opinion about it, really- Yeah ... is what you're saying. You know, just don't even have an opinion about it. Yeah, this is one of the opportunities that you have to not have an opinion about something. Is that true, though? Yeah. Is it, is it an opportunity? Okay. Everyone should take an opportunity- Let's do this ... to not have an opinion about something as a practice. And let's let that be my head today. Yeah, yeah. Which, yes, is smaller. Yeah, yeah. It's a l- this is a lot smaller. Yeah. Well, not your head, but- No, I think my whole head is smaller. If, if I was drawing you on a piece of paper, I would draw a smaller head now, yeah. Right, yeah. The whole head seems smaller. But it's your head for your hair. C- can we just move on? Let's move on. It's illegal to open someone else's mail, all right? I know that's what we're gonna do today, but I just wanted to say we know that's illegal. But it's not illegal if it's gone unclaimed for a long time, and that's actually what we're gonna do today. I'm gonna leave it at that. Yeah, we're just gonna leave it at that. I'm gonna leave it at that. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's, it found its way into our grubby little paws. We didn't do anything illegal, okay? Legally. We bought these fair and square with our own grubby little paws. And we'll leave it at that. I wonder when the mailman's gonna show up. He usually shows up a- Oh, hey, guys. What's up? All right, fellas. It's me, your friendly mailman, Chase. And, uh- Do you recognize me? You got anything you wanna say about me? You don't have to have an opinion about it. Yeah. You don't have to have an opinion about it. You're... I... You know what? No, I'm just gonna leave it at that. Yeah, yeah. I kinda... This is, it's such a healthy thing. Yeah. Leaving it at that. Yeah. You don't have to have an opinion about everything. It's the healthiest thing. It's hard not to look at, though. I feel like you're, uh, looking. You don't have to have one. What are you talking about? My head? You what? No, I'm talking about the mail. Okay. So, uh, I sent you boys- Just look that way ... a bunch of unclaimed packages. Uh-huh. And, uh, you're gonna each get one, and then you're gonna open them up, and then you're gonna try to convince the crew- Okay. That your item is better than his. I remember how this works. And I'm speaking to either of you separately. All right. Okay. All right. So, uh, yeah. We, uh- Here's some ... I'll let you choose first. I'm big on bags. You, you gave up on trying to get it in the... I just don't think it's gonna fit. Yeah. That's... Yeah. Hey, I'm not gonna leave it at that. All right. I guess I'll see you. Take my job. Get yours in there. Nope, not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. Let's leave it at that. Leave it at that. Leave it at that. Wow. All right. I don't wanna beat it into the ground because- Yeah ... I really think we're up to something- We, we should re- we should really leave it at that. Okay? Like we... All right, you first, man. Okay. All right. Now, once you open it, you don't have long to react before you have to give your sales pitch. Well, I mean, I have a little bit of time. And we still have the technology to, for real time voting? That's right. Amazing. It looks to be, uh, plushy. It's a... It is... oh. Okay, I'm still going. It's that... I mean, it, whatever it is- It's dead. ... it's def- it's definitely suffocated. It is not, it is not what- What in the world? It's lo- Now, there's a... I'll take this to help you. There's a hard piece fell. Oh. Is there a remote control for this thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is. There is. There's a... I'll hold this up for you while you, uh... So I guess it can charge. Oh, what? Is there- That's un- inappropriate. Is there somewhere to... Well, how do I- Gonna have to blur that. How do I? What do I? Oh, hand. Hand. Hand? Hand. Hand? Hand. This hand. Hand. This hand. This hand. No, not this hand. This hand. There's nothing in this... Oh. This hand. Nope. It's already on. It's already on. It's been on all this time. Okay. How about this? All right, I'm ready. All right, you've got 30 seconds to convince the Mythical Crew. It's a remote. Ready? Oh, man. Go. Hey. It's tough out there. I mean, we, we don't know when AI is gonna replace us. Uh, we are having diff- a difficult time making friends. We don't know if we should be on the apps. We don't know if we should be paying $1,200 a month for a GLP-1. So what we need to do instead is we need to be trying to figure out how to turn this thing on. Eh, so the only way that you can start trying to figure out how to turn this thing on is for you to get it, and once you get it, spend some time with it. It's got zippers. You open it up. You see that it's been on. You figure out, do I need to find batteries for this? And that will distract you- All right, that's time ... from the chaos of the world. It's a chaos distractor device thing? It's a distractor, yeah. It, it's not, doesn't have a function other than you trying to figure out how to turn it on. Okay. And I don't mean that in a sexual sense. I'll leave it at that. Oh, there it is. All right. Let me have a shot at this. Boy, I like how you just gave up on trying to actually make it work. Well, it's not gonna work. It's been on forever. And you made that part of your thing. Oh, look at me. I've got a s- uh, okay, same thing. Is it the same thing? Oh, it would've been cool. Well, look at this. Oh, I know what that is. That's a vacuum seal. Recently got some of that for my, for my packing pleasure. Still don't know what it is. Can we just have somebody plug this into a- It is... Oh ... to a power source? Is this a Toad costume? Just to charge. Just to charge that. What? Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm figuring this out. Figuring this out. Yes. Yes. All right. Are you ready, Link? Okay, your time- I am ... starts now. It's me, the Toad from the video game. I'm just using an accent because my real voice is like this. If you want to dress like the guy who can lift the most stuff on Super Mario Brothers 2, well, you found the outfit. Here it is. And it's also beautiful. And when you're done wearing it, you can eat it and go to a faraway land for an eternity. Time. Returning within five minutes probably. Okay. Thank you, both. Oh, I had to do the poll. We're gonna let the crew vote now and see what they think. All right. The Mythical crew voted that the better item was the mushroom costume thing. Okay. Can I just be an advocate for myself? Well, you did that earlier- Sure ... and it didn't work. I, so now that my thing has been charged, I just wanna show you what could've been happening. Is it- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. And it looks like you've lost votes. Times are tough. But now you know what to do with this thing. Is it... That's a great segue to some of the comments from the crew. I think it's, it's just- Uh, somebody said, "Guys, times are tough." Uh, people wanna be taken away- Maybe put it around you. To Link's faraway land. Oh. Uh, they don't like that Rhett just talked about GLP-1s, but they did like the Toad voice. That, yeah, times are very tough. But is it doing anything? And why is it just one finger that is moving? 'Cause that's all you need, guys. It's not that I won, it's that Rhett lost- ... is really what happened here. Yeah, Rhett did lose by a lot. This is a really nice material. But this is how it works. This is... I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Did anybody m- make any comments about how I did good or how I- Oh, yeah, people really liked the silly voice. Uh, people think that Link's Toad voice is a new character. Okay. All right, guys. Look, I can slow it down too, guys. Look at that. Ha, I'll take it. Look how slow it can go. I'll take it. All right, mailman, hopefully you're coming back out soon. Look. Oh, I already came back. There's something in your mailbox right now. I already came out. Oh. Oh, how, when did you do that? When you were focusing on how that thing works. Ah. Oh, yeah. But times are tough, man, and I really, I took ti- time to figure out how that was. This sounds like a necklace. Necklace. This sounds like and feels like nothing. I'm gonna keep what I think is the necklace. All right. You open it. I'm gonna open this. Ooh, I'm gonna use a box cutter this time. Okay. Haven't known what to do with myself in the morning. All the extra time I have without, when I don't need to blow dry my hair. Oh, what have you been doing? Been blow drying my body. Oh. And my hair still. You've been spending more time on your body? Ooh. So it is a necklace with a knife in it. Yikes. Is it, is it sharp? Yes, it's real. Yes. Oh, it's very sharp. It's real. It's a real knife. And look, here's another one in case I break this one. So I put this- Please don't break it- Put this ... and please be careful. Are you ready to pitch? Look at this, dude. Oh my God. All right, your time starts now. Welcome to the future of fashion and defense. Because both are important. You gotta look good when you're keeping the peeps away, right? Oh, somebody wants to come and, and snatch your dangle necklace because it's so high fashion? Think again, buddy roll, 'cause I'm about to give you a slash to the throat. And just one cut to the jug will make you yuler. I yield my time. Okay. A little frightened. Jugular. Did you get that? Okay. What's he got? Oh. Waterproof- Rechargeable. Okay, I don't know if we can sh- Silicone. I don't know if we can show this on the show. So I'm gonna put it down here just in case it needs to be censored. And, uh, let me take this opportunity to, to sell it to you. Um, times are tough. El Nino. I mean, come on, am I right? El Nino's gonna make everything extra wet this year. Do you wanna be left out of that fun? Listen, some people have a spot on them that if, uh, k- kissed in the right way- Oh ... will, uh, bring them- Leave it at that ... lots of pleasure. I could, I coulda- Leave it at that ... I coulda left it at that. But listen, when you're hanging out with your f- your fashion cool friend who could defend you- Leave it at that. Sometimes you might wanna give yourself- And time ... a little private El Nino. Private El- Okay. Well, uh- Private N- ... let's let the crew vote on which one they like more. Private El Nino. O- okay, this is another, uh, runaway for Link. Yes. Yeah, Rhe- you got, uh- What? What? ... three votes total. Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, though, to those- You- who are weather conscious. You s- you just scare people away with your creepiness, man. I mean, look at me. I could scare people away with a knife, but that just makes you feel pretty bad- That's, that's- ... that that didn't happen ... violent. Fashion and self-defense. Well, I, I'm talking about pleasure here. I'm trying... We don't wanna know exactly what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about? Uh- Even this little guy wants to get in on it ... I don't think people were, were- Dirty, dirty, dirty ... picking up what you're putting down, Rhett. What? Somebody said, uh, "Super El Nino's generally prove to be disasters." Um- Yeah someone said, "The one time I agree with Link having a knife." Uh- It's a beautiful disaster, Chase. Someone said, "I do not, in fact, want to give myself a private El Nino." Well, you, but you, but you might need to learn how to get more comfortable with yourself. And with that, I think there's some mail coming. I will not be thwarted. Whoa, whoa. Oh, whoa. Where is the mailman? Why's it take the mailman so long? Sorry, my route's a little, uh, very busy today. Uh- Okay. Well, we've got we've got some- Oh, hey, guys ... we've got a Dribble Box. Hey. Got some mail for you here. Rhett, you get to choose. Now- 100 ... is this, is this just a, a package? Is it just a, a box? All I do is packages, man. This is what I- Like- ... this is what I got for you ... or, or is this- I think it's safe to say that's what it came in ... I just deliver them. I, uh, I don't know what is inside 'cause that's- It is called Dribble Dream, so it might be the same- It's called Dribble Dream, for real? It might be the same thing you had last time, Rhett. Yeah, thanks. I mean, so many of the things I've gotten have just not really panned out. Why, why are they putting, like, so many significant figures after zero? I don't... It's that accurately just 100. 100.000 Oh. It's, I think it might should be 100,000, but let's find out. I'll open it. I'll give your, uh, I- I'll make all your dreams come true. I'm not feeling good about this, that they don't know how decimals work. Okay, I saw dust fly off of that. Looks like a basketball. But it's gotta be more than just a basketball, right? I mean, there's gotta be a reason for you to get real creepy about it. All right, Rhett, your time starts now. You've been having dreams lately. You wake up from a dream and you're dribbling a little bit. That's called a dribble dream. Hey, that's fine. That's cool. That just means you had a really good dream. I mean... What do you mean? I, I ju- I just mean it's totally fine if you have a dribble dream. You don't have to tell anybody. You don't have to turn over and tell your partner, "Hey, hey, wake up. I just dribbled on myself." But- You don't have to say that. Keep it to yourself. But, but you're selling that ball. Okay? Keep it to yourself. All right, and we're gonna leave it at that. Keep your dream to yourself. I'll leave it at that. What does that have to do with the ball? Nothing. It's just evocative marketing? It's evocative marketing. Oh, missed opportunity. I rest my case. Missed oppor-freaking-tunity. I'll just do that anyway, just because it's here. What? Okay. Mystery item for the win. It says Cartice on it, and it looks to have a diamond symbol. I think this is gonna be a diamond. I think it's gonna be a diamond. Oh, it... I have gotten so much jewelry today. I don't know what to do with myself. $25 gift card to Cartice. Oh. And what is this? Open that for me. Open that for me. Please? I'm busy. Please. Here, use this. And this right here is a watch. Somebody's n- didn't get their- Wow. Somebody's really disappointed ... this blinged out watch weighs... It's almost weightless. Like, it's just plastic. Oh yeah, that's nice. Nothing but plastic. You can, you can still work out with that. It's... I mean, look at these. These are c- what are these, Cuban links? I can't get it. Yeah. No, that's what you're supposed to do. Can't get it over my little head. It's like a Coachella thing. Rhett's saying he likes it like that. For time. For time? And look how little this one is. Yeah, that's just the... for three fingers. Just, just for time. See, I already used my fashion pitch in the last round. Oh, well, you're gonna have to dig deep. I gotta go in a different direction here. All right, are you ready? Yeah. You're ... Okay, your time starts now. Do you not like heavy things? I feel you, fam. 'Cause you don't wanna be l- b- weighed down with blingity-bling bling bling. You don't want that ice to start melting your strength. That's why we have Catrice weightless watches that don't even go over your hand. Or Catrice weightless necklaces that don't even go over your head. They're lightweight and they're easy to take off because they never go on. And we'll leave it at that, and let's see what the Mythical crew thinks is the better item. All right, this one was a little bit closer, and it looks like Rhett just takes it. What? Just takes it. Pity votes. Oh. I mean- Pity votes. Hey, hey, hey listen, I think people understand subliminal advertising. You guys, y- you know, liberal arts majors, you get it. Did anybody give a reason? Uh, someone said, "I too have dribble dreams." Relatable. Uh, two different people, uh, had some fun and interesting Rambo kind of, uh- Oh, yeah ... analogies for you, Link. Someone's called you WeHo Rambo. While the crew was voting, there might have already been some mail placed in that mailbox. Okay. Okay. All right. Before we open this- Yeah ... just wanna remind you that Good Mythical More exists. After every main episode, we just keep sitting here and we keep cutting up, having a good old time. And if you think things are loose on this show, boy, you should check out Good Mythical More for your own private el- No, I'm sorry. I'ma t- I'ma ... We give, we give personal stories. Personal stories. I'ma tell you about a dream I had last night. Was it a dribble dream? In the morning today, and it, it ... Yes, actually. It was a dribble dream? I had a freaking dribble dream. See, hear about Link's dribble dream- ... in Good Mythical More. And I was afraid to wake up. Uh. Yellow brick. You're first this time. And another yellow brick. Ooh, a heavier one, a lighter one. I'm gonna take this one. Okay. I'm gonna get rid of my bling. Yeah, you still got a headband on. They didn't like it, so take it off. Well, they said ... No, they said they didn't like the combo. I got rid of the knife. Okay. He's good. All right. Says fragile. That's usually not true, though. Like- And I wonder if they're looking up the tracking of the package right now and they see it with us. Is that how it works? You see a video of- Right ... of this show? They click on the tra- They put the tracking number in and then this episode of Good Mythical Morning comes up. Is that how the internet works? I hope so. It's fans. It is fans. I've used some of these. It's, like, computer fans. You can set ... I have some, uh, on a stereo. I gotta have the full- Gotta do a double fan ... brushless fan made in China. All right, you ready? All right. Okay, your time starts now. Are you a fan of fans? Scratch that, I'm starting over. Boy, do I have a device for you. This can cool anything because, newsflash, it's a fan. It's one of those little box fans that could go in a computer, but don't waste your life trying to get it in there when all you gotta do is put it behind, like, stereo equipment. Or on the dash of your car and somehow, like, wire it into it somehow. Yeah, somehow. And if you act right now, I'll throw in another one for free. So you can put one, um, at the f- oh- Time ... at the bottom of your bed. Like, you know where your feet stand up under the covers? Yeah. Crew, don't listen to this part. Put one of these in between it. And then you'll just get... It'll just blow right up into your crotch while you're sleeping. Okay, now who's the creepy one now? Oh. Toys. They are Hug-A-ween Mystery, uh- Cheddarhug ... figures. Geddhug. Uh, I'm gonna have to open one at least. Yeah. Now, what do you want? Do you want a, um, a Finky Shelly? Finky Skelly. Oh, we gotta... Do you wanna turn it into that? A Monster Bat? No, I don't wanna. I really don't wanna turn it into that. I want Cheeky Ghost. Some kid is just, was so sad this past Halloween. Oh, no, I just got that one, which is- This is some cheap crap, dude ... Spooky Pumpkin. Hey, don't. Are you gonna open all of them before the- Uh, yeah, I'm gonna... Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah, 'cause it's not about that, you know? Yeah. It's not about the pri- Well, that's a different kind. That's a different format, Chase. Yeah, I'm sorry. My bad. Okay. Does his finger move? Two of the same. All right. All right. Okay, ready. Oh, you could do the buy one, get one deal. I, yeah, you can do that. Okay, your time starts now. Okay, life is unpredictable, and that's actually part of the problem. Not knowing what you're gonna get causes a lot of anxiety for a lot of people. And what we have here is the Hug-A-ween Mystery series, where it's never actually a mystery. You're always going to get the one that's on the front. Okay? These mystery boxes, think about... Y- you're gonna have to up your SSRI dose because of those. No, don't worry about that. Just embrace normalcy. Get what you paid for. You wanted this little bear that's wearing a pumpkin, you get the little bear who's wearing a pumpkin, and then you go on about your day, and everybody's happy. Time. All right, crew, which one do you like more? This one was a runaway. Yep. For Rhett. Ha. Yep, I knew it. I knew it. I mean- I've evened it out. You had a good angle. Yeah. Well, you know, I just took what was given me. That's all. I mean, you know what? I was given two little bears. The un-blind box... I mean, and look at what I got. I mean- I mean, you got two fans. What can you do? I got two fans. What can I do? You know? I will say the f- the crew does want all of these. Like, crew, there's some more, uh, techy crew that wants the fans, and then- Really? Our blind box folk really want the bears, 'cause they're very cute. Okay, well. Okay. Well, I'm gonna put your little card back in there. And at least one person voted for Rhett because, uh, the final round's gonna be a tiebreaker, so there's somebody who's thinking about- Ah ... fun gameplay like that. Producer, huh? Well, if only we had a- Oh, well, damn it ... a mailman. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's that important. I mean, is that really, is that part of this? Oh, here he is again. Oh. It's a new day. Oh, hey, guys. Um- Totally chill. You're always just out here waiting for the mail. Yeah. You got something for us? I do, yeah. Uh. Oh, sorry. Don't drop it. The damage. Yeah, hope it wasn't fragile. Kinda like the Chase urban myth there. Yeah, there's one already in there for you, and then, uh... So you get to choose, Rhett. Yeah. This one too. Whoa. Big and mushy. Careful. Little and airy. You take the big one. Okay. You take the big one, friend. Okay. That is what? Do we need to blur this? I think we might. All right. I'm ready. Okay. Ready? Your time starts now. What is it? You remember when you were a kid and you got those ring pops, and the main problem with those ring pops is they gave you cavities, and also, you, once you sucked them for a long time, they went away. Not with my new ring pop that's the netted version. If you just wanna suck on a net all day, and you can put anything that you want, like, I don't really have anything right now except a paper towel, but you can put any sort of flavored thing in there that you want, which, uh, in this case is a paper tow- And, oh, gosh. Well, if it's assem- it's s- comes preassembled, and then you s- just picture me sucking on this. Time. Oh, God. I'm choking. You're not gonna get pity votes for choking. Uh, anyway, I w- you can put flavored things in there. I think I, I think I inhaled. Flavored? We can neither confirm nor deny if, like, that thing's been washed, by the way. Yeah, you might wanna rinse your mouth out just in case. But I mean, what do you put in there? Oh, great, another plushy wrapped in a n- the, just the amount of plastic. The, the amount of waste in creating all this bull crap. What is this? Well, we're ta- we're taking it, we're taking it off the streets. I mean- And giving it a home. That's what we're doing with these things. The crew's gonna want this, of course. Yeah, no, somebody's gonna want this. Okay. I think the bar is pretty low, Link, to take this thing home. Well, at least yours is something interesting. Mine's just a fleece. That I thought was for a kid and then I put it on and it fits. But now... It's a crop. It's a crop top? Yeah. Yeah, feel like it might be. All right, are you ready, Link? I want this to be maybe a call and response. Crew, help me out. Uh-oh. When I point at you, you say, "What time is it?" What time is it? What time- No, I didn't point at you. Okay. We'll, we'll, we'll get it this time, I promise. Your time starts now. What time is it? Cheetah time. What time is it? Fleece time. What time is it? What time is it? You ask twice and you get double your cheetah fleece time. Right here, it starts at the top and it doesn't go to the bottom- ... because cheetahs are fast, and so are leopards, if that's what this is. I'm accepting all claims. It's warm. It's cool looking. Time. Ugh. Ugh. Wow, okay. Both kinda fell apart there at the end. Uh- I will say, when you turned around, your sweater was hanging on your microphone and I thought that you were... That was the trick. Oh. I thought, it was like, "How? What is he doing with that?" Oh, get that microphone out there. "What is he, what is he doing with that?" Yes, yes, yes. For those of you who are new to the show, we do wear microphones. This is also a real microphone. You hear that? Yes, they're both functioning. There's also one up there. I can tap on, I can tap on those. We're mic'd in so many different ways. It's like we're being surveilled. Oh, guys, my point. Oh. All right, let's see what the crews think. Crew thinks. All right, it all comes down to this. Uh, oh. What time is it? What time is it? It's the time that comes down to this. So it was a runaway this last round. For the leopard print zipper. Yes. I knew I could get you guys on my team. That's right. Yeah. We were in this together. So I'd, I'd like to thank the crew for, for all of your help. And, um, what do I get? You can get any- Anything ... of the items that we showed off today. Look at that. You take this thing home, it comes with a ring now. Uh, I want the blurred pink. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I highly recommend it. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Good Mythical Morning. My name's Kyle. My name's Riley. We're from Scio, Oregon. I just asked her to prom, and it's time to spin- And time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality. Hey, we're going to the prom with some high schoolers. Yeah, that's not gonna be weird at all. Congratulations. Oh. And congratulations to- Yeah, congratulations ... Brian, because we caught you out there in the wild representing your Mythicality with some merch. We're gonna send you- Front and back. ... a $100 gift card for mythical.com. Ooh, you gonna get some more. 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