Channel: Good Mythical Morning
YouTube Video ID: b5-7OreGEbw
Episode Number: 3057
Transcript
How dangerous are these toys? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. For every hundred new toys that hit the market each year, a small handful get whacked with an open hand smack full of shame. Oh, God. 'Cause they're recalled or reported as too dangerous to be played with. And sometimes the reason the toys are considered dangerous, they're not as obvious as you think because, um, you know what? Toys, they're hiding all kinds of surprises, which is why we have to be fully protected. Nothing can get through these protective hazmat machines. Yeah. Machines. Outfits that you can literally see my tattoo through. Uh, yeah, they- Well, we, we place safety above all else, and- We never let safety slide. Everybody knows that. You know us. Okay. Let's put on our metaphorical detective hats because we done not have, do not have literal ones. Well, we d- we have these face masks. We- Yeah, don't put that on. We're not gonna use that. We're gonna try to figure out what hidden dangers these toys contain, and we're ready for the first one. That's right, fellas. All right. Up first, this is the Sanford family six-player croquet set. Made in 2015 and recalled in 2024. It was out there a long time. I mean, these are some thick, thick mallets. Well, let's inspect all the… Oof. Ooh. I mean, these things right here. Right in both eyes. Yeah. Well, I don't, hang on. Or just like, ooh. I don't, I don't know. That might not be my guess. Just missing the jugular. You play that game where it's like, go h- go fast. Ah. Whoa. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. More, more. You could always be finding new ways- … for these to be recalled as well. Ugh. I mean, we have to guess how, how… I mean, these balls. Balls. Different sized balls. Oh, that's why it got recalled. Oh, look at, that is a s- that is an un-bounceable ball. Look at that. But there's nothing about these so far that seem out of the ordinary from a typical set. Okay. So, uh, in just a minute, we're gonna see some actual children play with the toy and- Oh. Suffer the dangerous consequences. But first, I wanna see who can most accurately guess why the public was warned about this croquet set. Uh-huh. And to earn the right to guess first, you need to answer this toy-related question most correctly. Okay. Okay. Okay. So many questions. In the 1960s, when the game known as Barrel of Monkeys was still in prototype, it was intended to be released under a different name, blank to blank. Fill in the blanks. Blank to blank. Barrel of Monkeys. I n- I, I s- I've seen this game, but I don't know the object of it. I, I played the game, but not as a game, 'cause I was an only child and I just played with it by myself. Okay. Hmm. I think it was a little bit of a placeholder at first. Okay. It was called Something to Do. You know? Well, you connect them, so I actually think it's Link to Link. Oh. Oh. Link to Link, from Link. Yeah. Missing Link. Monkeys? So the correct answer is Chimp to Chimp. Oh. Oh, Chimp to Chimp. And, uh, Link, I think that, uh- That's pretty close, Link … you are more correct than Rhett. And you're more chimp-like than me. So you can make your guess first- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh … as to why this toy, the, the croquet set, was recalled. Well, these balls are hard. I mean, and, and this right here is pointy, but it does go around the neck. I think it must have to do with when you're hitting, the way that you hit, you hit in between your legs, right? Uh, maybe this flies off. I'm, I'm gonna go with, um, ru- running in a lawn, this thing comes up, you're getting impaled. So the impalation risk is pretty high with these. All right. Impalation risk. Okay. Well, I think- Yep, high impalation risk … I think you were on the right track, Link, because what happened is there was a kid, and he was out there, and he was doing his thing where he was swinging it, and he swung it so hard, and these things are not properly attached. Mm-hmm. And it flew off, and actually, it didn't kill another child. It went… H- his mother was coming out to let him know that the lemonade that she had made for him and his friends was ready, and she opened the screen door, and this thing, Final Destination, right into her mouth, immediately collapsed her throat. I feel like we've told you not to put anything in your mouth for this episode. And you c- you almost did. Because- I'm, I'm changing my answer to- No, no … these are coated in things that shouldn't go in your mouth. Unfortunately, because of the religious disposition of that family, they had to do an open casket. And she still had this in her mouth a- at the funeral. All right, fine. That's what- I'm sorry. It's just the facts. Well, I could tell you, but I think it'd be more fun to see some actual kids playing with this set, so let's take a look. And moms. Okay, that's a little girl, but I guess- Cheerio. What a great day to play croquet. Oh, bibbidi, gibbidi, I'm starved, but tea time isn't for another hour. Whatever will I do? One lick couldn't hurt, could it? Just to tide me over. What? Oh my God. Oh my, I don't feel so good. It's almost like my croquet mallet contains high levels of lead. Flippity chippity. This mallet looks delicious. Yeah. So, uh, the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission, even though those were British children, recalled the Sanford family six p- six-player croquet set in 2024 due to the paint or coating on some of the equipment having levels of lead that exceeded the federal lead content ban. Ouch. Um, and Rhett, your, your answer had a lot to do with a mallet going right into a, a mouth. Yeah. And so I'm gonna give you that point. I'll take it. Way to go, mummy. Your mum- A mummy had to die for you to get that right. How do you feel about that? Uh, you know what? It's sacrifice, man. It's part of the game. All right. Whatever. Let's see the next toy. Look at this one. Oh, oh, oh. These are the Heroes of Goo Jit Zu Meteor Madness Goo Slingers, released in 2025. Goo Slingers? All right. Goo Slingers. Do we have any goo? I see that the bottom opens up, and then the hands have holes. 'Cause you definitely feel like you wanna put your thumb in there. These are actually the only product in the episode today that weren't officially recalled, but a non-profit organization, WATCH, World Against Toys Causing Harm, rated Goo Slingers as the number one worst toy of 2025. So your trivia question for the right to guess first is, Lonnie Johnson was an aerospace engineer at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. Already knew that. One day, while experimenting with a new type of heat pump, he came up with the idea for one of the world's most iconic toys. What was that toy? Heat pump. I think it's a Super Soaker. Oh. Because it has a pumping quality. I thought it was a slinky. Well, the answer is the Super Soaker. Ho. And I think Rhett is closer. I nailed it, dude. Oh, that's impressive. How, how did I know that? I don't know. Just because of, a Super Soaker has a pump. Yeah, so Link, you get to guess first. Well, that's, I mean- I was kind of at a loss. I'm making sure that none of these… What are they… What is this called again? A slinger? Slime slinger? Those are the heroes of Goo Jit Zu Meteor Madness Goo Slingers. Yes, of course. Goo Slingers. So you're slinging goo, and they don't think that that's safe because… Is it what's in the goo? I, I think that the velocity created by the slinging is, it, it creates a damaging whip motion which will leave whelps on the skin. Whelps? People just go up and they're like, just do that. Whelps? Whelps. Welts with a T. Whelp. Whelp. Another welt. So- What do you think? You know what I'm saying? It has that towel popping quality. You just don't know- Yeah … how much velocity is generated until you get, like, a permanent scar. Link, I think the way that this actually works is it's like a slingshot, and it's a two-person thing. So one person holds it like this. Another person puts the goo in there, and pulls it back. Oh, these are finger holders. They're slingshots And then you, then you, you, you goo-sling like this. But- Oh … and you might think that that was where- I bet you you could do it- … it came from … this way. Go ahead. But actually, that is not where the safety issue came from that the watch dog people had a problem with. And no, it's the fact that middle schoolers who wanted to French kiss each other would take this thing and, and they're, the thing is, is that kids these days, with all of the media that they can consume, they're constantly upping the ante. When we were coming up, we didn't know anything about anything. Nothing. Just, you told us about French kissing, we were like, "That's all that we need." Yeah. But kids these days- Have you heard about popcorn? You tell them about- Those are the kind of conversations we had … you tell them about French kissing, and then the next thing you know, there was a group of kids in New Jersey that started putting these on their tongues to make their kisses more interesting, so that when you started kissing, there would be a little armed little jelly man in there. Oh. Yeah. Uh-huh. And- You wanna put this one in your mouth? No, I'm not go- I would, but I've been told not to put anything in my mouth. And as you can imagine, those French tonguing sessions led to, uh, choking. So you're hoping to see these kids make out. Yeah. That's really what you're trying to manifest. Yes. All right, let's watch them make out. Oh, gosh. I hope, hope, hope, hope it's the Goo Jit Zu Goo Slingers. It is. It is the Goo Jit Zu Goo Slingers. Now, be careful, Emily, or you'll be at risk for potential eye injuries. Whatever, Dad. I bet if I stretch it next to my eye, it'll help me aim better. Oh no. Oh, oh. Merry Christmas to me. Oh. Oh. My life is ruined. I told you so. Shut up, you're not my real dad. So that was the stepdad talking? It was Chase, I think- It was, uh, yeah … trying to play the dad. That was correct. That was it. Okay. Uh, so you were, yeah, WATCH rated Goo Slingers as the number one worst toy of 2025 due to the potential for eye injuries. Yeah, but they also kissed. 'Cause you're aiming it and you let go of the wrong hand. Yeah, but they kissed too, right? And then it comes back into your eye. As soon as that was over, there, there was kissing. They, WATCH didn't actually have a problem with the kissing. They think that, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Even right here, you can see- It's fine … the guy was holding it right next to his eye. And he's, look, there's, he's wearing safety protective goggles. Oh, and it comes with a thing that you… These things, they hook onto another piece- Oh, like- … which we don't have. Yeah. Yes, yes. Yeah. I, we gave you the heroes of the Goo Jit Zu Goo Slingers. Okay. But there's other parts to the, to the toy itself. The slinger part. I mean, I think that you could easily get a whelp in your eye, so I'm gonna give that point to Link. Welp, I'll take it. Yep, yep. Let's see the next toy, which is right here. It looks like it's a sensory science kit. Ooh, my favorite type of science kit. What could go wrong with science? You are right. It is the KTL Sensory Science Kit from the UK, released in 2024. Well, how do you open it, bro? How do you open it? Right here in the front. Corn starch, baking soda. Ooh. Citric acid. Acid. Snow powder? What is this, the '80s? What? They all look the same. Uh, alkali powder, slime powder, magic sand, space sand. Ooh. Gelatin cubes. This is awesome. Other white powder. This is, like, real smooshy. Hmm. And then we've got, like, urine test cups. Oh, what is this? Glue. I mean, this is just a nightmare of powders and liquids. We were told that we couldn't open any, any of this, and I wanna open so, some of it so bad. Just mix all of it together. Feel, feel that. Feel that. I know. I really- Whoa, whoa … I really wanted to open it. I wanna smush it and open it. Maybe we should open it. Maybe we should open it. But let's… I don't know. It might, this might be what kills the kids. We're ready for your question, Chase. Test tubes. All right. For your next trivia question, this is what I got for you. Speaking of the UK, in 1966, a licensed version of Hasbro's G.I. Joe was released under a different name. What was the UK G.I. Joe called? Hmm. Hmm. What is their army called? Okay. 1966. Queen Ops. Okay. Well- You know, they have a queen. They had a queen. I went with Jolly Good Joseph. Jolly Good Joseph. Did you get one of your Jolly Good Josephs? He's a good fighter. Yeah. All right. What is it? Okay, so the correct answer was Action Man. Action Man. Oh, come on. Get more creative than that. Action Man. Well, I did at least say it was a man. I, yeah, I do agree, Rhett, you at least had the gender right, so I'm gonna let you guess first. And you know what, guys? Open 'em up. Oh, open 'em up? Yeah, open up those bags. And then what? Do whatever you want. Okay, I wanna open up this one. Don't eat them. Uh, well, I'll take the snow powder here. You got, you got scissors over there? I wanna get into this, these things. Snow powder. I wanna touch these things as much as I possibly can. Snow powder. So I'm gonna open this while I'm waiting. Alkali powder. Oh. Yeah, these look crazy. Oh. Yo, what is that? Shaving cream? Smell. What? What is it? It's, it's, it's… Oh, it's that, um… Alkali powder? It's that, that, that stuff. What is this stuff? Is it like kinetic sand? No, it's, uh- Floam? You've smelled this before. You've smelled it. Uh, I don't know. It's Floam is basically what it is. All right, we open this stuff. Ooh, that's nice. Ooh, and they're wet. Ooh, they're still wet. Wet cubes. You get to go first. What do you think is gonna happen here? Well, there was a little boy named Bobby. And Bobby was bad. Bad Bobby. Bobby couldn't help it. It was just kind of, just, it kinda ran in his family. It's just something in his brain. To what? He was just evil. Oh. He was, he was just a evil kid. Like, his moral compass was pointing backwards. You know what I'm saying? North to south kinda situation. Okay. So what did he do? Well, he had a little baking party. He and his friends were big fans of the Great British Bake Off. I don't know if I'm thinking about British things because of Jolly Good Joseph. Action Man? Action Man. Yeah, yeah. But he said, "Oh, Wendy's coming over and I love her, and she loves cupcakes with sprinkles." "I'm gonna give her exactly what she wants." They're called hundreds and thousands over there. And, uh- What are you getting at, dude? He, he made Wendy- He killed her with a science experiment? He made… No, he made little sprinkle cupcakes, and then he put these things on the cupcakes, and she ate them, and they expanded to, like, 17 times their size in her stomach. And she developed an intestinal blockage. And- Oh … she was gonna get surgery on it, but then her parents were against surgery of any kind, and they said, "Just wait it out." And she waited it out- What? … and she died. That's horrible, dude. Yeah, it's really bad. Bobby's a bad kid. And he's still out there. Uh, I'm thinking- So yeah, that's what happened … I'm thinking there's just so many white powders here. Uh-huh. That it's just not… I mean, and how do you keep them straight, which powder's which? I mean… The labels, man. Yeah. Once you've taken stuff out of, out… You've poured it out, like, I don't know what's in here. What, which, do, do I snort it? Do I not? This is what the kids are- Oh, God … really thinking about. I think you got a gunch of kids. A gunch , a Ga- a gunch of kids. A gunch of kids. How many is that, specifically? That's like six. How many is a gunch? Is it like a UK thing, a gunch? It's like nine. Nine is a gunch. Anywhere between nine and 11 kids- Is a gunch, yeah … is a gunch. And they're snort, they're snorting. It's your birthday when there's that. And they're, they're starting with the snow powder, and then all- I got this all over me … there was sand and s- corn starch. So you said that they, that she ate that and died. Yeah, uh-huh. I guess that's what I, I was saying that- Intestinal blockage … it looks too much like illicit drugs. And that it's okay to snort one or two of these, but when you start mixing them up, that's when you get in trouble. Right, yeah, know what you're snorting. Yeah. Okay. He said food, I'm saying drugs. Got it. Administration. Uh, well, let's take a look and see what those kids get up to. With this sensory science kit from KDL, I'm gonna be the first child mad scientist to rule the world. Ooh, what do we have here? Space sand, ooh. I'm gonna take the ceremonial first whiff that I do of all my toys. Yeah, see? Sniffing. Oh. What's that odor? Uh-oh. A dog bed? Uh- A baconator that was left in a trunk? No, it's asbestos. Oh. Whoa. The sand used in the video did not contain asbestos. Yeah, yeah. There's a number of things we have to tell y'all- … down at the bottom. Yeah, so the Office for Product Safety and Standards is the UK's national regulator for consumer product safety, and they recalled the science kit because it, and I quote, "Presents a risk to health, as the sand included in the set may be contaminated with a quantity of asbestos." A quantity. Uh, w- w- what kind of quantity are we talking about? And everything that we gave you definitely did not. We made sure to give you non-asbestos replacements for anything that posed a health risk. Asbestos, man. It's best just to avoid it. It's got the best of us. It's best just to avoid asbestos. It's everywhere. It's in old buildings. Man. But we're doing the bestest we can. So, uh, I mean, drugs. I don't know. It's a drug I mean, Rhett was, Rhett's was, uh, explicitly about the consequences of ingesting- I, I talked about- … this … snorting, snorting. Yeah, you did talk about snorting. Yours kinda seemed more like it was, like, oh, giving kids the idea of, like, having fun with little baggies of powder- Sure. As opposed to, like, the actual risk of it. Yeah, he's right. I think that- Okay … Rhett's was more about the implication of actually ingesting- Okay. All right … and having that cause an issue. All right. Whoosh. So I'm gonna give the point to Rhett. I'll, I'll accept it. Whoosh. But this was really, really close. I'll accept that, too. I'll accept it. I don't… You know what? I don't have a vote. Ah, that's right. But do you know what I do have a vote in? Yes. The upcoming election. Yes. Great transition. 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It's an electronic party game that came out in 1994 and was recalled in 2006 for a particular safety-related reason. That's a long time for it to be out there if it's killing kids. I mean, are they losing their heads? Well, before we start- Um- … pontificating too much- Mm-hmm. Let's see who's gonna answer first. Okay. What was the first toy ever advertised on TV? Hmm. Okay. Ever advertised. Okay, I'm going back to my old, well, Slinky. Howdy Doody doll. All right. It was in 1952, and it was Mr. Potato Head. Ooh. Ooh. Which is a man. Mr.- It's a, yeah Mr.- It's more of a character just like Howdy Doody. That's you, Link. So I'm gonna give this to Link. Mr. Potato Head. I… There was one Christmas I really wanted one, and then I got one, and then I was like, "Well, why did… Why? Why do I really want this?" That's all, that's all there is. Yeah, yeah. It's fun for a second. Fun for a second. And at the time, I think they, they were, they went on actual potatoes back originally. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. All right, I get to guess first about this Chicken Limbo. Well, I can tell that the feathers would graze anyone who gets too close to his crotch. If it fell down, it's just gonna like… If you're doing a limbo and it falls down at just the right point, ugh, it's gonna hit you in the trachea. It's gonna, like, seize your windpipe, then you're not gonna be able to breathe. You're gonna go into, uh, you know, a panic. Panic time … and, and you're gonna, you're gonna die from thinking that you can't breathe. Ooh, okay. So I think this, I think the, that long chicken leg's gonna j- just fall on you. Okay. Rhett, what do you think? I think that chicken is hurtin'. Yeah, no, look at his face. He's like, "How long am I gonna have to hold this?" And I'm definitely thinking his legs are too big for his body. Dispropor- oh, yeah. So all these years later, he's like, "You know what? Disproportionate chicken presentation." Yeah, and actually, that is exactly where the deaths in the recall come from. So what ended up happening is that a generation of children began to develop misconceptions about the anatomies of chickens. They thought their legs were that big and long. And then what they did is they went, and this is back when hot wings were coming on the scene. Okay. And people saw the hot wings, and the … Sorry, the chicken legs, chicken legs. My whole argument just fell apart because legs and wings are two different things. No, go on. No, but I like it. This is when hot legs were coming on the scene. Okay. Back in the '90s. Mm-hmm. When people started really enjoying chicken legs for the first time. Uh huh. And a lot of kids saw these chicken legs in grocery stores, and restaurants, and whatnot, and they were like, "These are not chicken legs. I've seen chicken legs on my Chicken Limbo set. This is a misrepresentation." And then they did, they stopped trusting- Mm … the people who provided the food. And then basically it was like a very widespread hunger strike by a lot of children. They stopped it before it got too serious. Don't worry. Okay. The kids ended up being forced to eat. It was okay. Okay. But just the threat of a hunger strike by a large percentage of the children of our country- caused a recall of Chicken Limbo, and it's one of the- Wow … saddest tales from the '90s. Wow. Are you sure you didn't lick that mallet? Yeah, dude, if, if you get this one, I'm gonna be outraged. Let's watch these kids. All right, birthday boy, it's your turn, and you've gotta do it Chicken Walk style. Oh, boy, this is gonna be fun. Oh no! The two side poles do not fit properly into their bases, making the game unstable. This can make the game fall apart when touched, hitting children playing the game and bystanders. Ah! I think I'm at the wrong party. I mean, almost the exact scenario that you outlined, Link, with falling down and going on his neck and everything. Yeah, but I did not think it could've been as violent as they depicted. Yeah, oh. Yeah, according to the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission- Yep, see. The Chicken Limbo game was recalled after 23 reported injuries. And Link, you are right that you are pretty much hit the nail on the head, but I think I'm gonna give the point to Rhett on that. Hey, hey. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 23- Link, you get the point … 23 people got, get hit with one of these things and then it's over. Come on. Yeah. That just seems- We gotta up it to at least 40, dude … that seems a little gratuitous. I mean, it's nothing but plastic. Yeah, come on now. It's g- it's f- it falls apart when you're playing limbo with it. Yeah. Come on. We don't, we don't agree with this philosophy. I can't help but notice that there is a huge truck over here now. That's right, fellas. You're all tied up. And because the actual next product wasn't available to buy online, the toy that you're looking at is just a proxy for the real thing. In 2023- Okay … the Huffy 12 Volt Children's Ride On Tonka Dump Truck was released, but soon recalled in 2025. Your trivia question is, the name Lego is actually a contraction of the two Danish words, leg and godt. What does leg godt translate to in English? Uh, I feel like I should know this. I think it has something to do with this. Okay. Perfect fit. Block stack. Well, the answer is play well. Oh. So it has nothing to do with blocks or stacks? Nope. I mean, we've talked about the fact that they used to just make, like, wooden toys- Mm … instead of, like, s- blocking- Play well. Stacking toys. I mean, I feel like- I think- … well and perfect- Yeah, there's- … have nothing to do with the ga- the actual block … it's a stretch for either of you, but I think it's a slightly less stretch for Link, so let's say- All right … you can go first. What you got? Okay. So this is a proxy, so I'm not gonna pick apart the specifics, but it is a remote controlled device. Yes. So one kid's on it, and then another kid is, like, controlling them into the street. That's part of the problem. That's just a horrible idea. I think that's gotta be it, right? I mean, I kn- you've had some colorful scenarios, and I'll leave you to that. Okay, okay. So I'll take the obvious. Driving a passenger of the truck into harm. Well, unfortunately for y- all of you, uh, I have to tell you the real reason- Uh-oh … that this was recalled. You know- Dump truck. You know, it's, it, it, it's misleading. He's still making up an answer, I think. No, dump truck. There's a lot of kids, especially back in the day- Uh-huh … when they heard dump truck, they just assumed that this is a truck that you take a dump in. And, um, so- So a toilet. Yeah, and so this was, unfortunately, I mean, this was an E. coli situation. And, um- So in the factory, kids were infiltrating, putting, dumping into it, and, and then they were sending it out to other kids who were getting- No, no, no … E. coli infections? The ki- no, the kids who got it were taking dumps in it. Okay. And it was, and, and just so you understand, the, the biggest, this was the biggest pink eye outbreak that has actually ever been on record. Wow. Yeah. 'Cause that's how, if … This is the thing you need to know if you've got pink eye right now. Pink eye. If you got pink eye, it's because you got dookie in your eye. And that's the only way you can get pink eye, is to get dookie in the eye. Ugh. Your own, someone else's. Little of both. And, uh, th- this, what year did you say this was, Chase? This was released in 2023 and then recalled in 2025. Yeah, this is the great pink eye outbreak of 2023 that I read about, but I didn't realize it was because of these dump trucks. Well. And I'm sorry you had to hear that. Well, that's why Jordan and Emily get pink eye. Oh, boy, I love having unsupervised fun in the summertime. This dump truck rules. Oh, wow, it's hot out here. Woo. But I just can't get off my dump truck. I'm having too much fun. Oh, wow, it's hot out here. Uh-oh. Woo. It's hot as balls out here. But I'm just having too much fun on my … Ice cream man. What? Oh no, the controller must have overheated and engulfed my new truck in flames. What? My controller must have overheated. Don't worry, no toy dump trucks actually caught fire in the making of this video. Okay. But it was the truck catching on fire, which would be facilitated if it ha- had a little dookie in it. Because that's a fuel source. You know, they used to… Yeah, there were, uh, three reports received of the truck's controller overheating, as well as one report of a fire that consumed the truck itself. Thankfully, no injuries were reported. Uh, and yeah, I know the- No injuries reported? Come on. I mean, wa- Yeah, let's wait until there's a real injury. We take these things off the market until… Yeah. If it gets hot and you get off of it. I'll reach out to the CPSC and see if we can get it back in, in, in shelves. In stores. But, um- This is, this is a tough position for you to be in, Chase, because- This is a tough position, 'cause neither of these are, had anything to do with fire. Mm-mm. Um- Pinkeye can burn sometimes. I mean, I, I was talking about the controller, which the controller is what caught on fire. That is true. I think that- And I'm gonna sneeze. Oh. Might be coming down with pinkeye. Bless you. Just talking about it sometimes can do it. Does that help my case? I think what helps your case- I'm a, I'm aware it is something is that it's a, a more realistic, uh, thing to have happened. Except, like, the, the great pinkeye incident of 2023 is not something I'm aware of. Yeah. Yeah. We need to do more. Um, but like, yeah, what you've done is create a more realistic scenario, much like a controller catching fire because of the, uh, batteries inside. I'll take it. I'm gonna give it to Link. Okay. And that means that you also win this very special hat. Oh, look at that. That is a great fitting hat. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I'm Lydia, and I just served my first election as an election officer here in Fairfax County, Virginia. Thanks for voting like a beast. And now it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Thanks for your work. Votelikeabeast.com, don't forget. Got a little unsolicited advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're here for you. Some advice that no one asked for. We got you, we got you. Mark, you're wondering if you should cover up your hickeys with a turtleneck or just own it. Let it ride, buddy. Yeah, I don't… You could say you're turning into a purple leopard. Yeah, they're saying you just need a few more spots. 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