well this happened let’s talk about that good mythical morning all right if you’ve been listening to ear biscuits our audio only podcast that comes out every Friday afternoon you already know that we have been paddleboarding or surfing on paddle boards I would go so far to say that we are avid paddle boarders and aspiring surfers semi-professional certain know surfing from paddle boards nowhere near semi-professional and it went once you get into your band-aid story which we will get into that I want to hear all the details and up into the point of you choosing to wear that particular band I want to get into all this but if got a problem with my red said if you you would already know if you’re an ear biscuits listener thank you to all of those of you who are your biscuit listeners you know that I cracked a rib while learning to surf on my paddle board out of that happen I was also we got a listen to the episode but but I don’t I want to tell that one from my perspective because I feel that oh you do right now yeah okay so what we do is we’ve got these big paddle boards there are eleven and a half and twelve feet long respectively that’s a big big board and we were told you know what you should guys should do you should surf with these things you shouldn’t just paddle around you should paddle into a way even surf line I’ve seen people do it it looks like fun yeah so let me say that we have successfully done this you may have seen us on the mythical show do it unsuccessfully but since then we’ve gotten pretty okay not semi-pro occasionally we will actually catch away I saw link but yeah I’m out past the breakers I see link going in towards the shore tonight there he goes he’s catching another wave and I saw you kind of go over the end of the wave and then I saw you go forward and then I saw you’re 11 and a half foot board go directly up in the air and then I saw it coming down just like that into the water and when it hit the water I heard boom you heard like a hollow like and I was like that’s not the sound of a surfboard hitting water typically it would be this that’s the sound of the surfboard hitting me right here yeah and I was I was like fifty feet from you and it like I heard it through the water I heard it above the water if it would’ve hit me on the head I could have killed me yeah and you didn’t crack the rib which one was it it’s up here but it’s it mean that was weeks ago so yeah when I kick it it’s me it’s been mended it took it hurt for six weeks that’s why I knew I had to be some sort of crack rip you also know from ear biscuits you can hear the whole story we’re not going to retell it of being heckled by teenagers gobblers while heckled by high schoolers and then a few times ago we went out here’s my board just for reference this happened that’s not supposed to be the shape of the board it’s supposed to continue and continue on that way so again broke my board in half similar situation I see link going over a wave and I’m like there it goes catching another wave look at the linkster I call him the linkster when we’re surfing because yeah you ain’t on like your look you’ve been surfing you become the linkster when you’re another and then I love it when PI’s call me the link I see the links to go over a wave and then I see the linkster carrying his board to the shore and usually when you’re carrying a board like you see it like coming out this way and then in front of you I would see it going back that way yeah but I saw from behind that the board was going out this way on this side of you and then it was going back that way on the other side and then it was kind of waggling that was like well something happened did you attack by Charlotte was still it was still hanging together by a few fiberglass threads it wasn’t two whole pieces so we get up there to the parking lot and I’m passing all these high school kids who are going to their surfing class bullies what happened to your board what happened to your board like well it it’s a prototype would you like to trade it’s you know it’s cutting edge materials here it was think cutting edge yeah well yeah I got kind of literally cut yourself up on an edge and so we get up there you come up there I’m like I don’t I don’t know what happened it was just a fluke of a thing where I went off the back because I didn’t want to get another into my rib cage so I went off the back of the board it takes a nosedive without me this time it I mean it it’s just the flu thing that happens it nosedive and then it the wave to spin it over wasn’t a huge wave there’s a lot of leverage on our board though that long so we get it up there we’re trying to figure out how to transport this floppy 11-foot board home on the roof of the car with the other board and we conclude to break it we got to break this thing in half so we put it down on the asphalt and I’m bending the whole thing over and then we’re stomping on it stomping on it trying to get it to break well it’s just it’s just a little the hard fiberglass outside that was holding on right snap it and so we’re like laying everything we’ve got into it all of a sudden I hear you can fix that I look over and there’s a guy dropping his kid off at the class opening up the back of his SUV to get out his boarders who could fix that I’m like dude we’re sitting here we’re maiming it to death like we’re putting it out of its misery I think we’ve gone too far and I was embarrassed I don’t know I was just convinced it was my fault that I but then the kid the kid who was there with the dad is kind of looking and then he kind of takes a couple steps forward he’s like red link we’re like yeah he’s like can I get a picture like what you caught me at a good time so there’s probably a picture out there somewhere on social media be holding the front half of the board look at all link to the video link stir with half of a board okay and then now so none of this involves your note first of all I’ve been doing riding high man I mean I don’t follow that often I see the links to go over the waves I go and check to see if the link sure is okay uh but the register can I call myself the retsoor is that okay yeah the wrestler has been doing great uh but this most recent doing okay I mean um we were out and I the ways were kind of big and I thought to myself uh you you cut your wave in and then you got to get back out and these boards are so big you can’t do the duck dive go beneath the wave on your board you kind of have to like get off of your board and hold your board up and if a really big wave is coming you got to kind of get off of your board quickly and so the wave just a duck dive without the bright the wave is coming in and the surf is going out and I in this surf and I think okay I’m in like three or four feet of water right and there’s a big wave coming I got to dive off of my board I got to get in there all I remember is is like I thought I was in this much water I was in this much Wow like as soon as my face broke the surface of the water it broke the surface of the singer and just and I came out I was like I’m dying I’ve broken my nose I’m gonna be bleeding the Sharks are gonna start coming but I got all these things turns out I just kind of skinned it right here in this area you saw that you said you didn’t you you finally get out there to where I’m at you know yeah am i bleeding I’m like no I couldn’t tell because the water was washing it off but then on the drive home I can tell that there’s a good amount of blood coming yeah they’re pretty pretty sentence scam but you know there are brand aids that are flesh-colored really yeah I’m pretty sure about that well I feel like if you’re gonna wear a band-aid you should wear a band-aid a spongebob band-aid with one to give you sit like a third eye can I touch it no don’t touch it I have children man I mean this is all we had at home but at the same time huh-uh at the same time glow in the dark yeah he goes in the dark so you can find your nose I’ll test it out no not really close it out later um so yeah basically you should the flesh colored or the see through the shear that’s a cop-out it’s like hold on you have a band-aid on oh you got a bandana there’s no mistake well are you saying that your thing you see are yes I think I have a bad enough flesh colored or you wanted a spongebob band-aid I didn’t have flesh colored board this year that’s all I had at my house but so you’re not making a statement and Andy’s that Allah I’m gonna be changing into throughout the week here just cuz you got to keep you have to keep this you have to keep it fresh IRA is you don’t want to keep this you don’t want to keep a bandaid on for more than 12 hours I read about this on the internet I didn’t think you were supposed to use mayonnaise at all because you want the wound to dry out like the big wound I had on my tush that’s what I thought cuz you told me that my wife told me the same thing you were both equally wrong you’re supposed to keep some like ointment like some antibiotic ointment on it and keep it covered and it keeps it kind of nasty and kind of moist but it causes the skin underneath the form more quickly that’s what I’ll happen science is happening on my face under this band-aid right now linkster but it takes longer to heal it just it would heal without a scar no it heals faster and without a scar no negatives except having to wear the band-aid I didn’t know I just thought it was a fashion statement and it is also a fashion statement kids are addicted to these things but they don’t really help you learn something you know what time it is hi I’m Alex and this is Lucy we’re from race rig Wisconsin and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality people we need more wheel videos and wheel ending suggestions from you make sure you send those to us with the hashtag GMM wheel all right I got more surfing tragedy to talk about the same time you did this I broke a toe stay tuned good mythical more you can click through if you want to hear about my toe halt in sharknado climb around here paddle boarding again oh the wind is really picking up where did you where did you let you go whoa this is crazy look there’s a shark look at this I found a surfboard what does how does this sharknado work is this a broken the shark coming what’s out what does your the board is gonna damage this room oh I see a shark or something over there I think the lease went between my toes and then whipped around and basically tried to pull one of my toes off really Jason get up there you go get a close-up of that