Channel: Good Mythical Morning
YouTube Video ID: IfmzXJi5ZPg
Episode Number: 3062
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Can we guess the calories in a cheesecake by playing Skee-Ball? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. If there's two things I love, it's eating and flinging. Well, we told the crew to do something with that information. Yeah. Here it is. It's time for Calorie Chaos. Ski, two, one, go! Welcome to Skee-Ball, but even more fun. Brr, it's so cold here at the bottom of Calorie Chaos Mountain. Ca- what? Calorie Chaos Mountain. Okay, yeah. That's what we said. It kind of is. We're gonna take turns rolling up to nine balls, bam, down that ramp, and launching them towards the Skee-Ball board to add up how many calories we think are in a meal. In this case, a Dunkin' meal. In each round, whoever gets closest to the correct answer without going over wins the round. But if we both go over, it's whoever's closest to the correct answer. All right. So there's a little bit of strategy. Chase, tell us more about this. All right, so, uh, this is a Dunkin' meal consisting of a large Dunkin' Caramel Swirl Frozen Coffee with whole milk, a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on a bagel, and three powdered Munchkins. Mm, mm, mm. Is that, like, a side of Munchkins, three? Uh, sure. I think you can probably just order however many Munchkins you want. Well, what if I said I want a million Munchkins? It'll take a while, but- They'll lap around the store, Chase … Dunkin's gonna do it for you. There's a price for everything, man. Um, I saw a video where a guy ordered, um, 40 bean burritos. And? I was like, "That's a lot of bean burritos." Okay. I don't, I don't… I'm not- A little chewy, huh? It's quite chewy. Yeah, we're not bagel boys, really. But this right here- And I never get a drink like this. What about a Munchkin? Munchkin is very nice. Okay, well. Oh, it's a donut hole. Hold on. I thought it might be some sort of talking creature. They call their donut holes Munchkins. I think there's a lot of calories in this drink. Well, let me see. I'm gonna go first. Take your time. The reason I'm going first is because the crew thinks that I'm gonna win this, and they want me to have a disadvantage, because going first twice, 'cause there's three rounds, means that you could use my answer to inform your answer. And I definitely will. Well, now I need to think a little bit. When this is over, the whole set's gonna tilt and we're gonna ski off. We asked for that to happen. Okay. You have a number in your head? Yeah. All right. Now the question is, can I even get to it? 'Cause you gotta actually, you know, make good guesses here, or good tosses. Here we go. Oh-ho. Nice, 300. Okay. It's obviously more than that. Ball number two. Oh, he's going hard. Okay. Going long. So that's… What is that, 50? Okay. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's 50. Okay. Math. Oh. What is that? Zero. Okay, this is- Nothing. Hey, I mean, this might not be easy, brother. I gotta get some big numbers in there. For me? What are you talking about? Okay, 200. Okay. I've got a number in my head. Oh. You are now up to 600 calories. Do you want to hold? Hold on, are you counting? Oh. Yeah. They're counting for me. No, I'm, I'm doing the math. Great, great, great, great. Great. Is this fun? You having fun? No. Okay, all right. Why aren't you having fun? Because I wanna get, I wanna know that I can get close to what I wanna get to. Now I'm having more fun, and I'm having fun now. All right. Mom, I'm having fun. I know you're always asking. He's at 800- Rhett, you- … you having fun? … calories. Three balls left. Okay, three balls, three balls, three ball, Three Ball McLaughlin. Okay. Oh, he went hard. Too hard. Okay, I'm not even close to what I want to do here. So you're going for 500 now? Okay, all right. Okay. I'm just not good enough to even try to get 500. Oh. Oh, that's what I wanted. Okay. Okay. My turn. Oh. Okay. That didn't work better. Okay. This is why I snowboard, by the way. This part? Yeah, 'cause the… Oh. But typically you have these. Oh, man. Ooh, I'm out of breath. Okay. I know that Rhett wanted to go over 1300. Give me one of those. So that's gonna inform my strategy at some point. Okay. But for now, I'm just gonna go for a nice clean 400. Whoop. Okay, that was pretty clean, bruh… Okay. Clean of 400. 400 is tough, man. Mm. Yeah. Hey, you get, you looking like me out there. 'Cause the thing is, I need to surpass Rhett's 1300. I gotta rack up the calories. I mean, I could be wrong with what I thought. I mean, if this meal right here is only 1300 calories, people'd be lining up for that. This could be sugar-free. Heh, did you taste it? Yeah. That thing alone is probably 1300 calories. Don't you stink? You stink. Oh, that was, that was pretty. You're pretty low count at this point, Link. Yeah, I got, I gotta go for 500. Uh-oh. Oh, I almost got it. All right, I'm going back to 400. I can't- Oh, really? Oh, yeah, you haven't gone to 400 at all. You ain't going back nowhere. Oh, man. Oh. All right, looking good. All right, here we go, 400. Okay. 300. All right. I'm starting to get my mojo. Three-ball Neal. Okay, you're three-ball Neal, now. Oh, 400. Dang, son. I gotta try something different, like a bank shot. I think banking into 500 might be the best bet. Banking into 500, yeah. Oh. Mm-mm. That was an educated shot, man. Oh, oh, oh, no, listen. I think you gotta go for the question mark because this is your last- I go for the question mark? This is your last ball. What is the question mark? Uh, there's a mystery. So when you get that, I'll tell you exactly what it means, but you won't know until you get it in the question mark. Well, I want it, I guess. Maybe I don't. Oh, off the tree. All right. Hey, first time we play this game. This is sometimes the way things go, okay? You know, we don't rehearse anything. Well, I think everything's going fine. I'm just… I'm, I'm talking to you. Well, what's not going fine? You know who I'm talking about, talking to. The fact that you clearly won this round? Yeah, yeah, there's no drama in this round. Yeah. I could try to heighten the drama a little bit maybe. Oh, you know… Yeah, yeah. Let's, let's do this. For an extra point, let's, uh, let… We'll s- say the number, since we both feel confident that I'm closer to the real number. But Chase, you can do a countdown, and we'll say the number that we actually believe to be correct, and then we'll do something with that depending on who's right. All right? Okay? All right. Okay, we'll do that at the very end. So we think that the actual calorie count is, in three, two, one, 1,750. 2,700. Okay. He said 2,700. I said 1,750. All right. So Rhett, your locked in score was 1,300 calories, and Link, yours was 700. Yeah. The large caramel swirl frozen coffee with whole milk is 770. That's a steal. The bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on a bagel is 540, and the three powdered munchkins are 60 calories each- Ooh … 180 total, meaning the total calorie count of this Dunkin' meal is 1,490 calories. Oh, I was closer than I thought. Yeah, and you get at least the point- You were closer than I thought … we were all planning on at the beginning, and I don't know what you're gonna do about- We're gonna do nothing with it … the other thing. We're doing nothing with it, 'cause I also won that. Cool. Sounds good to me. It doesn't matter. Thank you. This round's worth two points. Oh. Which is double the previous round. Okay. And boy do I need it. The one thing that I learned from the last round about caladories- Is that you can't say calories. I can't say calories. We just learned that. I can't… I'm saying- But how, what, w… I don't even know what you're putting in there. Calor- You putting a D in there? Calor- Cal- calodories. Calodories. Why is there a D in calorie? I didn't learn how to say calories, so I'm just gonna abandon my sentence. Calodories. Chase, tell us about this. Okay, so you've got Olive Garden chicken Alfredo, two breadsticks, and a raspberry lemonade. Alfredo is, is high calorie. Chase called it Alfredo, which is fancy. We say Alfredo. Mm-hmm. I don't think we're in awe. I just wanted to make sure you knew you… Yeah, it's all of it, not, it's not some-fredo. Oh, okay. Here, there's a middle of a breadstick for you. Mm. Mm-hmm. 'Cause who wants to start at the end? Man, you gotta end with the end. This Alfredo is good. No, you, it's not unlimited. You just go to the next one. You biting half breadsticks and then getting more? Mm-hmm. I'd kick you out of my Olive Garden. Mm. I mean, not good. They've got it down to a science. Mm-hmm. Like literally, it's made by Italian scientists. Mm-hmm. All right, you're still going first because I'm losing, and unless I can find a way to get over 700 calories- I believe in you … I don't think this is gonna be much of a competition. I believe you can ski. There's a learning curve here. Oh. And I'm straddling it. Okay, math in the head. Okay. Okay, give me a second to think. Okay. I don't think this is as many calories as the previous round, just to be completely honest with you, Link. Uh, actually, Link should be going first this time, so R- I don't know, Rhett, if you wanna walk back and, uh… Oh, you know what? We called an audible on that. Are you sure? Maybe walk back. You guys can discuss it. We called an audible on that since I'm up. Yeah. All right. I'll go first every time. Okay, um- Till I beat you. You think this is less calories than the Dunkin' Donuts? I don't want you to know what I'm thinking. I mean, this is like four Munchkins lined up, or six even. Mm-hmm. Huh. Maybe I'll just start throwing and see where I go. 50, that's measly. Uh. Here you go. I'm gonna need that re- recovered. Okay. Being online is very important. Okay. I like this. He's sticking with 50s. Easy to surpass. Okay. 200. 200. 90. 200 is big. He's up to 300 calories. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. Y'all thought that was cute, huh? The 400 has proven elusive. I'm t- I'm, I'm, I'm zeroing in. Are you just sticking to 200 now? No. I'm trying to get to 400. You're at 750 calories right now. Make that 800 calories. And this is? How many more balls I got? Two. Two. Okay, what if I just get ballsy and go for 500? Whip it. Oh What? Yes. All right. Hey, being ballsy pays off. All right. What to do now? Go for 500 again. Nope. Oh. Yes. Dang, son. Yes. All right. That's not what I wanted to see, him racking up a couple of fours. But I will say, I think I may have gone over. Like, I was actually trying to hit 300 again. Listen, if I get close to 1600… I was trying to hit 1500 calories. But that thing to the 500 to the 400, I mean, I'm gonna tell my grandkids about that. You know? I'm gonna have a private playlist that's just for my grandkids. Talk as much as you want, but give me a ball. And it's just, and it's just highlights. It's my highlights. It'll be like, "You wanna see what Granddad used to do?" Every time they come over, they'll say this- I sent you the link. I sent y'all the link. You ain't even responded on the text thread. All right. I'm st- I'm trying to go for 400 just, uh, 'cause I gotta rack up some- Oh. Oh. Oh, that's a nice gentle three hundred. Nice. Just like that. Oh. Oh. Off center. You gotta get, you gotta get that, get the line down, man. It's the, it's all about the line. Yeah. Welcome. Nothing. Hey, hey, just think about it this way. Your grandkids are watching you on a playlist right now, in the future, okay? No, they're not. Yeah, they are. Your grandkids are, though. I don't understand. Oh. Yes. Nice. Take that, Rhett's grandkids. Yes! Oh, nice. I'm feeling it now, boy. I know what's up. He is in the zone. All right, so… So what you gonna try to do now? I wanna be at 1550. That would be my ideal number. Well, you got three balls, Neal. So I need to go for 300. You could stop, I guess. I could stop at any point, yeah. But I ain't. Okay. I'm gonna get as close to you as I can, but on the side of you that I wanna be on. All right, let's see that. So I don't, I don't need you to talk. Ah! Yes. I'm feeling it. Now what you could do is you could take this, and you could go for the question mark and get an advantage that you could use, and then it could just be 50 if you miss, and you'll be at 1550. Bingo. I'm going for the question mark. That's what I would do. If my grandkids were watching, that's what I would do. Too hard. Too hard. Last ball. Went too hard. But you know what? Now that I've learned something, I'm gonna go for the question mark again. Oh. Oh, wow, so you didn't even get in there. So you're stuck at 15. That's fine. I, I'm okay with that. Don't wait on me, Chase. It's gonna be fine. Go ahead. Okay. So Rhett had 1600 calories and Link had 1500. The breadsticks are 140 calories each. Ooh. The raspberry lemonade is 170 calories. Uh-oh. And the chicken Alfredo, right? Is that how we pronounce it now? Yes. Is 1480 calories. Oh. Yeah. That means the total calorie count for the Olive Garden meal is 1930, and Rhett gets two points. Dude. You totally fell for my bad reasoning, man. Dude. You should have just gone right over me. Especially with you, like, going in there with the, like, "Well, you can do this now, and you can do this." 1400 calories? Pasta, man. Did you just make pasta an expletive? I think he made it a superhero. Pasta Man. Whoa. As you might imagine, putting together something like this and testing it and building it, it is a team effort. We have an incredible team here at Mythical, and we have an incredible Mythical Society where you can watch something called Behind the Mythicality- Mm-hmm … to see the entire process as it unfolded and all the work that went into it. So go over and check out the episode of Behind the Mythicality at mythicalsociety.com. Yeah. We have a double black diamond sign on the mountain now, which means that every indicated calorie is doubled. 100 becomes 200, 400 becomes 800, and so on. Et cetera. And we are now into Cheesecake Factory territory? That's right. For the lovely couple to share, we have a slice of the Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake Cheesecake- Oh, oh my goodness … and the Godiva Chocolate Brownie Sundae. Dang. What is… I mean, this is just… Look at that. Look at this. Look at that. Look at this. Lookie there. So there's no cheesecake present in th- in this sundae. This is for people who don't like cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory. I mean… 'Cause if you do like cheesecake- Oh … don't get this. Get cheesecake. Cheesecake, I believe- It's just so crazy … it represents the pinnacle of human achievement. It's definitely the best cake. 'Cause. 'Cause it surpassed cake and went into pie. It's pie, yeah. Okay. I'm still gonna let you go first, but I won't eat it all while you're gone. Let me get a little ice cream before I go. I need to, before I hit the slopes. You know, you burn a lot of calories on the slopes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then apres ski. Mm-hmm. What are we gonna be? Hot tub. Hot tub, baby. Hot tub with the snow on the outside. Yes. Snow bunnies. You know us. Snow bunnies gathered around. And then we watch Lonesome Dove. Yeah. All night. We don't sleep. Lonesome Dove all night. That's not a ski themed movie. That's what's cool about it. It's also a miniseries. Yeah, we watch the box set. If you haven't watched Lonesome Dove- Came two … what have you been doing with yourself? Can I have a ball? I concur. Okay. That's a lot of calories over there, Neal. I don't even need to think about how many it is. I just need to start putting it on the board. Yep, you need to pile it on. 300. Is 600. Is 600. 300 more is 600. I'm 12, I'm at 1200 like that. Do you see how adaptable we are? We've learned a lot. Okay. Well, I'm, I'm a little nervous now. Have you even surpassed this with 1200 calories? 15, 100, 20, 100, question mark. Question mark? You going for question mark? Why not? I got the balls. I mean, I'd like to see q- what happens. Me, too. Oh. Well, that was ugly. Okay. Oh, gosh. What… I don't think I can get the question mark. How many balls do I have total? These are it. Four? Yep. A four ball McLaughlin. Come on, question mark. You know? I'm going back to question mark, but I gotta get another big number. Oh, no. Oh, no. Got 100. Come on, question mark. Okay. All right. Going to question mark Oh. All right, last chance. Okay, so that's got me at 2400. Question mark. I can't do it, man. I can't get it. Come on. I can't get it. Come on. Question mark. Ha. Oh. You did it! I'm so happy even though I probably shouldn't be. What have I learned? All right, Rhett, since you got the mystery spot, you can assign that ball the point total of any spot on the board. Oh. What? I can make it mean anything. So, and this is my last ball, so I can dial in my exact answer. You can make it mean… 1,800, 1600, 400, 200. Any spot on the board. So I can go as low as 100. Okay. 'Cause it would be 50 times two. Uh, I'm gonna walk back over as I think. Just to, you know, kill some time. I skied you. Okay. Okay. Ski. I… Give me the information. I'm gonna assign it 50, so it's 100 to end at 2500. I was already trying to overshoot you. Well, did that change mean I needed to go just under him? Has he overshot it? I mean, throw me a ball. Why's it so good? 1100 calories for that peanut butter cheesecake. I mean, if you double that, you're at 2200. Toss me. I feel like, I feel like you're really close, but you might have gone over. 400. 200. That'll be all right. It's okay. Ah. Oh. All right, that was close. Let me see if I can get my mojo here. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. I'm gonna stick with that a little bit just to get some more… Oh, nice. Here we go. He's on a roll. This is good for our brain, you know? Coming up with new games to play, new, like- Doing maths … m- physical math things. Oh, I think that brings you to 2100. 2100. So now you're getting, you're playing with fire at this point. You got four balls left, including this one. All right. I feel like I just wanna undershoot it. My calorie goal is 2450, which is not even possible. 2400. But to be able to dial that in, I need to go a question mark. How many balls do I have? Well, you got four balls. Yeah, I see. You could also just hit 50 and hit 100, but question mark's more interesting- Question mark is fine … 'cause if you miss it, you get 50 anyway. Exactly. Which is 100. Yep, which is fine for now Oh, that's close. Or nothing. Nothing at… Here. Yep. Oh, okay. Nothing at all. Okay. All right. Question mark. Oh. Right on line. Right on line and right on the board. All right. And now you got two balls left- Now I'm messed- … and you're still 2100, so you- Now I'm messed up. I need to give you a gap, so, uh, now I need to go for 200. Nope. I need to go for 100. No, you need to go for 100. 100 is actually hard to hit. No, no, 100 is easy because you go to the side and it's a big- Oh, yeah, 'cause it's 50 it's long. No, no, no, I wanna go for 100- Oh, you… … which is 200. I wanna go for the 100 ring- Yeah, but- … which is now worth 200- And that's easy because this box- … which gives me 2300 … it's, it's long this way. So go to the side a little bit, and if you miss it- This is my last ball. No, no, you got another ball. So go really close to the edge, 'cause if you miss it you get 50 and that's 100. Well, expose my balls so I know what I have. I believe in you. I really wanna go for question mark. I believe in you. I believe in you. All right, I'm going for 100, which is actually 200. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket. Yo, you did it. You did it, you did it, you did it. In spite of myself. So now, I mean, this is where I wanna be. Yes. So… Did I- What? What? I tried to, I tried to- I tried to do a mic drop moment. Well, if your name was Mike you would've dropped. Oh. You did a Link drop moment. "This is where I wanna be." 'Cause, 'cause you know, when you drop a mic you just kinda go backwards. But how did you fall down? Because the, my legs didn't go with me. And I thought I was gonna hurt my knee, which I might've done anyway. Um, all right, so. Well, that was fun. Uh, yeah, that was very amusing for all of us here. Thank you, Link. Uh, Rhett, you had 2500 calories, and Link you had 2300 calories. The Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake Cheesecake is 1510 calories. Ooh. Holy moly. And the Godiva Chocolate Brownie Sundae is 1750 calories. What? That means the total calorie count of this olive, or of this cheesecake meal is 3260 calories. Dang. And Rhett gets three points. Dang, son. All you had to do was go above me, man. All I had to do was go above you both of the last two times. I learned my lesson. I'm gonna come back down this mountain with a vengeance next time we play this. And Rhett, you've won the game, which means you, uh, actually both get to take shots of the Shot Ski. Rhett, you'll wanna make sure that you are on the gold side. Why is that? 'Cause it's the good side. Well, that's, why don't you take that, take a drink. Three, two, one. Mm. Ah. I think that's just apple juice. Yeah, Rhett, you had apple cider, and, uh, Link, you had the yellow snow shot, AKA super sour lemonade. Oh, good gosh. Made with coyote urine. Ugh. Well, that was fun. Let's do that again. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. 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