Channel: Good Mythical Morning
YouTube Video ID: qtUQEBuEOyo
Episode Number: 3079
Transcript
What's the best fast food breakfast burrito? Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Summer. Breakfastifying food was revolutionary for non-breakfast people because it took everyday yummy lunch and dinner foods and made them socially acceptable to eat in the morning. The prime example, the burrito. The breakfast burrito really has come a long way. Yeah. To the point where it's now a staple in every fast food breakfast menu- Uh-huh. Basically. So we're gonna revisit an old B-fast B-rito taste test that we did. And see if the fast food restaurants have improved since we tried it last time. It's time for Oops! I Bit It Again: Fast Food Breakfast Burrito Taste Test Volume 2. Jenna, what do you see? I see two boys ready to eat some breakfast burritos. Mm. Let's try again. Jenna, what do you see? Uh, do, uh, well you can't. That. That you can't. Yes. That's it. You can't. I was just, I thought I would include you- That's so nice of you … in my catchphrase. Thank you. I was wondering why you didn't say your tagline. Yeah. The people who like that routine are gonna be really up in arms, Link. They, they really are, yep. As Jenna can see. You can't. Ha. Okay. I like it. Yeah, I like it too. I also like breakfast burritos, so I'm very excited, and I think I know which one is my favorite in the fast food genre. Oh, really? Okay. Yep. Ooh, already calling it. Well- Do you want me to say what it is? I ca- I don't care. No, I'm not. Yeah, save it, save it. Nope, I'm gonna save it. It, it's too early. Let's, let's get into it first. All right. So let's first go over the breakfast burrito, uh, restaurants- Oh, okay … that you'll be tasting from. Okay. In no particular order, Taco Bell- Yeah. McDonald's- Yeah … Burger King- Yeah … Del Taco- Yeah … Jack in the Box- Uh-huh … Sonic Drive-In, and we're throwing in a new restaurant that you didn't try the first time, Wendy's. Wendy's. Wendy's. Okay. All right. Okay. All right, Wendy. These will be served via the still patent pending Furrito Burrito Bringer Thingers. Okay. Furrito Burrito. Now, now I'm ready. Oh, yes. There it is. Hmm. I don't want to bite- I smell tortilla. I don't want to bite the end though. Mm-hmm. What, what, what ha- While you're attempting your first bites, just keep in mind that the winner receives $2,000 towards their charity, and both of you will get additional 500 for each round you guess correctly. Last time, y'all tied. This one is- How did you eat that, by the way? I bit the side of it. Me too. I bit the side. I bit the side of it as well. I'm tasting sausage. Lots of sausage. But mostly sausage. Would you not just say that's mostly sausage? It's, like, 90% sausage, 10% cheese, and then f- 11%, uh, flour tortilla. The sausage that I'm tasting is good. There's no … Like, the cheese is the sauce almost. Yeah. Right. It's not individual pieces of cheese. Carl's Jr., not on this list. Carl's Jr., not on this list. 'Cause that's my guess. Okay. On a scale of one to 10, how much do we like it? Well, I feel like I, I, I feel like I need to take a few more bites in order to really assess it but I'm not gonna do that. Where is the egg? I didn't get to egg. It was like it was sausage and then maybe egg on the other side of that. So I can only imagine what the egg tastes like. It felt fresh and honest, though. Fresh and honest was the two words that I was thinking about- Um … saying about it. Especially honest. I'm gonna give it a six, and that's an admirable six. So it's a heavy six is what we're calling it. A heavy six. Okay. Uh, I was gonna say six or seven, but I'm also gonna say a heavy six. Uh, okay. And I think I know where it's from, maybe. Oh, you do? All right. Based on the sausage. Okay. Okay, time to guess where these breakfast burritos are from in three, two, one. Burger King. Jack in the Box. Ooh, you might be right. But I always eat the sausage in the croissant. Right. And I feel like- It just tasted s- like similar sausage to BK sausage, which is good sausage. Hmm. Some places give you two when you order them, you know? Oh, I know the place that gives you two. Oh, this is a big one, though. This, they're not gonna give you two. Mm. Mm. I mean, I got a lot of egg in this one. I just don't even know the way that the … I can't picture, is the burrito going like this? Yeah. Hmm. I think the burrito's going vertical. Yeah, like this. Vertical? Yeah, yeah. I'm making a s- I'm doing the international symbol for verticality. What do you think the international symbol for verticality is? You do it. Maybe one-handed? I'm doing one. What about that? Apparently we're not doing the same thing. Um. Come on, Jenna, help us out. What? What is the universal symbol for verticality? I just would rather watch you attempt to do it and not know that you're doing totally different things. Okay. That was a good burrito. I could have used a little more cheese. I was so, I, I got so much tortilla. That's a fatty daddy. This thing's got some juicy cheese. But that egg was just jammed in there, and it was good egg. Good egg. The sausage, I didn't get a lot of- Didn't get a lot of sausage. This is more of an egg burrito. Hmm. Um. Nothing else added either that I could find. There's a couple of places that I know what else they add. Yeah. Would you say it was fresh and honest? I would, actually. Yeah. It felt very fresh and honest. I think it may have been a slightly fresher and more honest. I'm gonna give it a seven. Crap. I agree. I'm, I'm giving this one a seven. It's big and honest. Where the shook is it from? Okay. It's time to guess in- Dude, I do not know … three, two, one. Sonic. Jack in the Box. Again. I've said Jack in the Box twice. Hey, well, you're gonna be right at one point. I think Sonic has something else in it that's- Sonic- … signature … Sonic sauce? Nope, but maybe. Roller skates. Yes. Okay, now that I know that it's vertical, I'm gonna come in. Dude, what is happening? Now that you know it's vertical. Hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You can't fool us. There's peppers in here. You can't fool these boys. There's cheese in here. I just w- don't even really consider this a breakfast burrito. Sausage bits. I consider it- I would call them sausage bits … its own thing. Mm-hmm. I, I just feel like it's a different category. I'm telling you the different things that are in it, but it is one thing. It's a complete and utterly its own entity breakfast thing. And when I want it, I really want it, but I'm not willing to say it's the best breakfast burrito because I just think that that is a disservice to breakfast burritos everywhere to say that this burrito is better than all the rest of them. But the salsa that you put on it- Mm … it makes it even nicer. But I'm reminded of how good it is anyway, and I don't care who's watching, I'm gonna give this a nine. Oh, God. It's just so unusual, and when I have one, I gotta have another. I, I can't, I can't let you to get away with this. Um, I was gonna say seven, but I feel like I have to weight my score a little bit so we don't end up saying that this is the best breakfast burrito. Uh, so- You want me to go to eight? I understand the reasons why I should. Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna say six. All right. I'ma go to, I'm gonna go to eight, but it's the strongest eight you can imagine. It's, it's the heaviest eight. It's like the- It's about to fall over … you know how a eight is shaped like two circles? Mm-hmm. Those are muscles. Muscles. It's a very muscular eight. Okay. And this is, of course- Well, g- look, I wanna do the countdown. Three, two, one. McDonald's. McDonald's. It's just such a good little double up or something. Yeah. McDonald's. McDonald's. Yeah, I think- That's gotta be McDonald's … 'cause there were peppers in there, right? I've had so many of those. There's l- little peppers. I kind of thought you were gonna say Jack in the Box again. Uh uh. After all that. Oh. Oh. Hm. That one's got a thick skin on it. Hmm. Interesting. That's pretty big. Hmm. I think there's a new ingredient in these. The sausage is interesting. I think there's a new ingredient. Really? I don't know. The sausage has that, um, what's… Like fennel? It's very fennellicious. But it's also mild. Fennel, fen-, uh… I'm getting fennelated. And that tortilla was so soft. I would love to just wrap up in that. I thought mine was a thicker skin. I- Uh, maybe I just got a softy. I don't… I think that the sausage is higher end sausage. It's m- very flavorful, but it kind of attacks all of my energy. It zaps all of my- You're saying it's too sausage forward? Analytical energy. It's too sausage forward. Yeah, which was my nickname in high school. Uh. So I, I don't love this. Hmm. I just don't find myself loving it. I'm giving it a four. Okay. I liked it, but I'm not gonna, like, write letters about it, so I'm gonna say it's a six. Write letters about it. Okay. I'm ready to guess. I write letters about the things I love. You know me. To who? Um, usually myself in a journal. Okay. Ready. Your guesses in three, two, one. Wendy's. Wendy's. Oh. We agree on that. Touché. Did you put out a W with your hands? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing it right now I feel like a snake the way I've been eating these things. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. You gotta vampire that thing like the neck of a virgin. Good gracious. Good gracious. It's big. That was a big'un. There's some other stuff happening in there. Very homemade-ish. A lot of tortilla. Lot of egg. Fresh egg. Hmm. That's some fresh egg. Who's got the freshest eggs? But that thing was big, man. Oh, it was big. I like big. I mean, what, it's a- It's like a wide screen breakfast burrito. It was also different. It had multiple ingredients. Um- It didn't just have sausage. I mean, I picked up on a little something something in my bite. Did you get it? It might not be, you might be able to get it all in one bite. You got more, you got more meat? Well, I'm gonna tell you bacon. I'm just gonna tell it to you. I got some bacon in there. Okay, so this is, it's bringing a lot. I got a lot. It's bringing a lot. And I'm not gonna tell you what else I got in there, too. What else you got in there? But I'm, but I'm liking it 'cause it's bigger and it's different, and it's, it's h- Uh, I'ma seven it. I'm gonna give it a nice solid seven. I'm going all the way to eight. It's a good one. How heavy of an eight? Just a straight eight. Mm-hmm, okay. Not too muscular. I mean, a good sturdy eight that's not gonna fall over. Uh, okay. All right. I'm ready. Guesses in three, two, one. Sonic. Sonic. Oh. See? Because it had a tater in it. Yeah, well, 'cause at Sonic it feels like they would do something like that. They would double it up. Uh-huh. Now, I just know you've been looking at this pin that I'm wearing. Yes, the new Wheel of Mythicality Enamel Pin of the Month, available only today. Only today? Look at this. It's got a spring loaded cockatrice. Oh, yeah, you can get a real good spin out of it, too. That's, ooh, it's a, it's a little toy that you can wear. Now, make sure you never miss a pin launch again by subscribing to our Pin of the Month subscription, okay? Mythical.com. All righty. Burrito me. Yeah. Uh oh. Oh, what? Oh. Mm. What? What is happening? Hmm. Hmm. Smoky. We've been Biebering these burritos the whole time. Well, when you only get one bite, you can't start at the end. Now, that's got bacon in it. Yeah, it does. Smoky. Very smoky. This is smoky. Juicy. It's a nice change of pace, but there was also something about the, uh- Eggy. … the integrity of it. I felt like it was a low integrity burrito. Like I couldn't quite trust it. I got stabbed a little bit by the end of it. It was rude. I had a guy recently share his pin code with me for, to get into his phone. Wow. Because there was an app that we were both using on his phone and, um, it was a, it was a, we were, I was playing golf with him, and it was a golf app that told you how far you were from the green. Boy, this sounds like loads of fun. And, um- And so I was like, "Well, I gotta go over there." And, and, like, he, he yelled his pin code across the golf course. With, 'cause you were holding his phone. And I wanted him to repeat it, but then I just guessed at what he said, and I was right. And now you remember it? In other words, um, I'm just saying I, I got to that story based on integrity. Yes. Uh, means he's a man of integrity and he's willing to share his pin code across a golf course. I don't r- actually think it really relates. So what are you giving this burrito? Uh, I'm gonna give this one- Golf boy … the lowest score that I have given any burrito so far. I'm gonna give it a four. I am also going with four. They're trying with some sort of flavor there. There is a, there is an, an interesting flavor that I don't think we need. And it tells me something. Oh, okay. Guesses in three, two, one. Del Taco. Del Taco. See, 'cause we're thinking of that, of, of the taco sauce. It could've been Taco Bell. Yeah, it could've been Taco Bell, but it didn't taste like Taco Bell taco sauce. It tasted like Del Taco taco sauce. Uh-huh. Different taco sauce. The last burrito. Hmm. Another big daddy. You okay? I said Big Daddy. Mm. I said it's another Big Daddy, but I don't know what that sounded like on the outside of my head. I like this one. The sausage is- Lots of egg … really coming strong, but it's got a nicely balanced taste, a little bit of spice. Hm. Hm. My bite had nothing but egg in it. Can I st- can I get another bite? Can I get another bite? Why, why do you want another bite? Well, if you get two bites, I want two bites. Mm. There we go. That's what I feel like I needed. Mm. That tastes good. Now I'm getting cheese. Mm. This is pretty good. Uh-huh. It's chunky. I dropped some on my pants. Um, very chunky, very flavorful. Not trying too hard, but trying really often. I'm gonna stay within my range, but I like the spice. I'm sending it to an eight. I'm sending this to an eight as well. Mm, double eights. Okay. Where is this from? Who's doing a slightly spicy burrito? All right, I think I got it. Ready? Yeah. In three, two, one. Taco Bell. Jack in the Box. I never guess Taco Bell. Well, I, only reason I did is because I hadn't guessed it yet. Results. It's time to reveal how many you all got correct and who won this game. So Rhett, you got two correct. Mm. I mean, that sucks. Good job. And Link. Yeah. You got three correct. Oh, dang. All right. Which means that Link, you get 2,000 for your charity, plus 1,500 for the rounds. Mm-hmm. I'll take it. And Rhett, you still get 1,000 for the rounds you got correct. All right. It's fundamental. Still, still putting things out there. But you get punished. Yes. Correct. Without further ado, Rhett, you have to eat the punishment from last time, which is the burrito. A yummy, frozen… Just drop it on the plate. I wanna hear it. Oh. And what was our favorite? Y'all's favorite this time was our new one, Wendy's. Wendy's? Yes. Outta nowhere? Outta nowhere. Let's see that. So, Wendy's is bringing it. Okay. Hm. And yeah, last time, uh- Okay … your, your second favorite and the one who won last time was Burger King. So I don't know, Wendy's brought something. To cover up my burrito better. Yeah, Burger King is bringing it too. And obviously I was pushing, yep, it had the bacon in it, and a lot of hash browns, and a cheesy sauce. But- Hm … that McDonald's, the double up, those little burritos- Pretty similar. Those were the- Those are key … uh, those were, uh, you both got that one correct. We always love those. And you got that correct last time too. Y'all know your McDonald's. Mm-hmm. For sure. You know, some might say- I'll say your least favorite, which also you guessed correct as well, Del Taco. Mm, poor Del Taco. Some might say you should just eat the burritos like this. Yeah, with your eyes open? But, but what kind of show would that be? Thanks for being your Mythical best. You know what time it is. Hi, my name is Aria. My name is Rowan. We're trying the breakfast burrito from Burger King, and it's time to spin the wheel of Mythicality. Two thumbs up for the kids. They, I don't think they really thought about it. They just bit it, smiled, put the thumbs up. But- Kids- I get it … whatever you do, don't Google Carbuncle. What? Carbuncle, all one word. Well, I'm glad I know how to spell it now so that I won't type it into Google. 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