Channel: Good Mythical Morning
YouTube Video ID: B58j5wolmF8
Episode Number: 3090
Transcript
- Who is best at guessing calories via skee-ball? - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music begins) ♪ Da-da ♪ ♪ La-Da-Da-Da ♪ ♪ Da-Da-Da-Da ♪ ♪ Da-Da ♪ ♪ Da-Da-Da ♪ (fire whooshes) - Good Mythical Summer. - It may be August, but I am really craving. - Pie? - No. - Corn dogs. - No. - A BLT without the T? - No. Hitting the ski slopes. - Oh, okay, well, I'm craving some lunch, which means it's going to be a good day for both of us because it's time for Calorie Chaos. Skee, two, one, go. (upbeat music continues) (transition whooshes) Welcome to Calorie Chaos Mountain. - We're going to take turns rolling up to nine balls down that ramp and launching them towards the skee-ball board to add up how many calories we think are in meals, starting with this KFC meal. - Of course, whoever gets closest to the correct answer without going over wins the round. - All right, Megan, what do we have? - [Megan] You got yourself a KFC Classic Famous Bowl, a large side of mac and cheese, and a large Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning. Rhett, since you won last time by a lot, you are going to go fling first. - By how many? A lot? - [Megan] By a lot. - Oh. - [Megan] Scientifically speaking. - Well, we were learning a lot. It was the first time we ever did it. - That's right, we were learning a lot. And what is this, butter soda? (Link laughs) - [Megan] Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning. - I'm feeling like there's a lot of calories here. - I'm feeling that way. - We've got taters, fried chicken, and then this whole other bowl of starch over here. - Did you have the butter soda? - Not yet, is it good? - [Rhett] Not really. - Everything else is good. - Yeah, I like a Famous Bowl. I know why it's famous. - What is this again? - [Megan] Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning. - Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning. - Sweet Lightning? - [Megan] It is Sweet Peach and Smooth Honey. To create a refreshing taste that wonderfully compliments our crispy fried chicken. - I, I kind of like it. I mean, I definitely like the name, Sweet Lightning. - [Rhett] Ball, please. - There you go, Sweet Lightning. - Okay. (Megan laughs) Let me do a little math in my head here, because that is how I play this game. (Rhett laughs) - He mumbles when he does math. (Rhett mumbles) "I'm doing math and I'm mumbling. My lips are moving." (Link mumbles) - Okay, now, you might see, if you're one of those people, that we got new spots on the board. We have a skull and crossbones. If you hit that, your calorie count is set back to zero, which may be an advantage if you think you've gone over. - Huh. - And if I land on the snowflake, that means that the person over there, who's Link at this point, will throw little fake snowballs at me until I go back in there and then stop it again. But my balls count as they go in there. And of course, the mystery in the back right-hand corner, which is always a benefit to the guy who's rolling. - To the roller. - To the roller. Okay, here we go. Let's get some points on the board, Rhettster. - [Link] Start skiing. (Rhett grunts) Oh, it's a high, long one. - [Rhett] No! I almost went in there! - [Link] Almost went in the pelter! - Right from the beginning. Okay. - I have to feed you. - So that's only 50, and I will say we are playing for our charities, and there's $5,000 up for grabs, Link. - Ooh, you have 50 calories. (ball thuds) And you're doing the same thing. Now you have 100 calories. - Let me get a little more conservative here and just go a little bit shorter. (Rhett laughs) - [Carney] Hey! (Rhett laughs) - Thanks, Carney. Hey, batter! - [Link] That was kind of dinky. (Link gasps) - [Rhett] Oh. - [Link] He's working up to 300. - So that's three, that's 600 total, if I'm doing my math right? - [Link] Whoa, you're trying to hit the 400. - [Rhett] I'm not trying to do anything. (counter pops) - You're not? - Trying to win, man. (Link gasps) (Rhett cheers) - It feels good when you hit that 400, doesn't it? - It does. Little Swisherooney right into the 400. I got to be careful now. - You've broken 1,000 calories. - Should I get greedy? - [Link] Yes. (ball thuds) Bank shot! (Rhett laughs) Into the question mark. - Okay, okay, okay. How many balls I got over there left? - [Megan] Two balls left. - Two balls left. - This one and that one? - Yeah. (Carney laughs) One and two. - Okay, okay. (ball thuds) Okay. - [Link] He's trying to add as much as he can, it seems, in a conservative way. Go for 500. - And I am going to. (ball patters) (buzzer blares) - You didn't have to roll at all, dude. That was just. - It was artistic, man. I'm just trying, okay. Just trying to be artistic. - Last time we did this, of course I ended in a fall. I was okay. But I don't want to do that again. (skis clack) - How do you feel about my guess, Link? - 1400 calories is certainly plenty. I think we need to remove his balls so that it doesn't change my gameplay. - Okay, ball removal, please. (snow whooshes) (whimsical chime swells) Contrary to popular belief, ball removal is not what happened to us when we got a vasectomy. I feel like we have to clarify that once a year. - Just going to start out with a gentle 300. - [Rhett] Wow, he's on it! - And now. - [Rhett] He's on it! - I'm going to see if I can work my way up to 400. - Neal came out to play! - Oh, a tall lob. This is so fun. This is just good, clean fun! - [Rhett] Okay. - Pulled a Rhett there. - You did. - I am a little sweaty though, so I'm getting increasingly dirty. - It's hard. This is hard. It's one of the harder things that we do. (counter pops) - Screw it. I'm going to go for 500. - [Rhett] Screw it. - [Link] Hold on, oh! - [Crew] Oh! - [Rhett] Okay. - I have just reset my calories. - All right, Link. - [Link] Crap. - You got to get greedy at this point. - I got to rack it up. All right, now I need to go for. 400 is hard to hit, but I got to try that one. - [Rhett] I believe in you. (ball thuds) (Link gasps) (Link laughs) (Rhett roars) - [Link] I think that should count for 800. - [Rhett] No, no, no, no, no, no. - Almost went in twice. - [Megan] No. - [Rhett] No, ope, ball, ball, please. (Link groans) Ball boy. Ball boy, Blaine. (Link groans) - I'm really immobile once I get here. (ball thuds) I have not said what I'm going for because. - [Rhett] Well, you've got two balls left. - [Link] Doesn't matter yet. - That one included. - Seriously? - Yeah, yeah, this it. So you're at 700 and trying to go over mine? - I don't think you've gone over. If you've gone over, it's only slightly. - I agree with that, I think I'm right around it. - I need to try to get as much as I can. - Now, if you were to land in the question mark. - [Link] 500 gives me 1200. - You could just say what it is and quit. - No, that was the advantage last time, but I'm told that the advantages are new now. - Oh, they're new? - [Megan] They're new. - I have two balls. - Yeah, good. (Carney laughs) - [Link] Should I go with 500? 'Cause I don't want to reset to zero again. That's too much of a risk. I'm going to go for the question mark. Hoping that Rhett's gone over. Come on, question mark! See what you can do for me. (ball thuds) (Link and Rhett cheer) What do I get? (digital chime swells) - [Megan] You get the advantage of giving Rhett frosted ski goggles next round for three balls. - What, for three? - I'll take it. - A three ball frosty? - [Megan] Three balls, three ball frosty. - I'm counting on you having gone over. So let's just see what happens. (skis clack) - Frosty three balls, that'll be me, whoa, good. (Carney laughs) (skis clack) - Huh. - [Megan] Okay, Rhett. - Present. - [Megan] Rhett, your score is 1400, and Link, yours is 750. The large Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning is 210 calories. The large side of mac and cheese is 540. And the Classic Famous Bowl is 650 calories, meaning the total calorie count of this KFC meal is 1400. (sparkling chime swells) You got it right. (crew laughs) - Exactly? - [Megan] Exactly. - What? - What! Hold on, do I get something extra? Hold on, give me something extra. - Here, here, here, here. - Hold on, that was great! - Dude. - I mean, that's crazy. - I can't believe that, dude. - That is crazy, man. - I'm going to start calling you Famous Bowl. - Famous bowl, here I am. (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins) - This is so much food, Megan. - [Megan] Yeah, you got a Little Caesar's Five Meat Feast Pizza and a Crazy Combo, which includes Crazy Bread and Crazy Sauce. - So the entire pizza. Everything you see from Little Caesar. - It's a five meat pizza? Five meats, huh? Whoa, there's one of them. - That's a decent pizza. There's some big thick bacon shards on there. - Okay. - You're going to go first because, man, I'm a little afraid now. - Yeah, man. - [Link] I mean, you dropped that last one and then nailed the exact calorie count. - Eight pieces and then eight breadsticks? - If you count that as two, then yeah. - [Megan] And this round is worth two points. - Oh, man, I wish that first round was worth more. (crew laughs) Okay. - I'm not particularly fanboying over their sausage. - It's a little too bouncy. - Boingy. - Give me a second before you throw a ball. (ball thuds) (Rhett sighs) (crew laughs) - One 1,000. (crew laughs) - Okay. - [Link] It's clearly more than 1,400 calories. (Rhett mumbles) - Okay, all right. I have my number that I'm going for. And at any point for three balls, any three balls, I will put these goggles down. - I will tell you when. - [Rhett] I do not know how much fogginess is in them. I have not checked because I don't want to give you any advantage. - He's going for the 400 and he's missing miserably, hitting 50. (counter pops) - Miserably. - I like to see that. (ball thuds) - [Rhett] Okay. - [Link] Were you going for 300? (Rhett grunts) (ball thuds) He's trying to get 400. - Man, I need, based on my guess, I need some big numbers. - 500, man. (snow rustles) Oh! - [Carney] Oh! - [Rhett] Okay, okay. - [Link] He's dialed into the 400. - Carney's into this. (crew laughs) "Oh." Is that what it's like? Is that what it's like to watch sports with you? - [Carney] Yes, I watch sports. - Oh! (Link laughs) - Okay. (ball thuds) - [Link] Oh yeah, that's what I like to see! - That got on every single thing. Now listen, I've still got goggles on, brother. - Okay, so you have three left. Hold on! - [Rhett] Hey! - [Link] No, now you have three. - If I got the ball, I'm good. - Yeah, there are three more balls. Put down the goggles. (ball thuds) (Rhett laughs) - You didn't see that at all? - [Rhett] I didn't see it. - [Link] Okay, good. - Okay. - [Link] Can you, what's your level of visibility? Let's cut to the POV cam. (wind howls) - I'm going to just try to recreate what I was doing. (ball thuds) (Link laughs) - [Link] You. - Okay, where'd I hit? - [Link] I'm not going to tell you what you did, but it was amazing. - Hold on. You're not going to tell me. - [Link] You saw that. You could see that ball coming. - [Megan] You'll be able to know when you hear Matt. (Carney laughs) - Yeah. - Next to last ball. (ball thuds) Oh! (snow rustles) - Which one did it go in? (counter pops) - 300. Oh, I can't. We have skis on. (ball thuds) (crew laughs) Sorry. - Okay. - We have skis on. (ball thuds) There we go. - Okay. - It's your last throw. You have 1600 calories. - Okay, I want more. I want more calories. - [Link] Not gonna happen, you got 50. (counter pops) That's what I like to see. - Okay, just so you know, I was going for more than that. - All right, shack my balls. Shack his balls. (snow swooshes) (sparkling chime swells) I just need to beat 1650. That's my mission. - That's what I would advise. - Throw me a blue one. - But hopefully you'll get some kind of penalty or something. - I'm going to start out trying to go for the 400. (ball thuds) Oh! - [Rhett] Okay. - I got some good bounces. (counter pops) - [Rhett] I think you're right about the sausage. - [Link] Oh! It's just not the best taste. - [Rhett] No. - Pretty strong start, Neal. (ball thuds) (Rhett laughs) - [Link] It almost got snowflake. (crew laughs) 500 this time. Oh! - [Rhett] Oh! (Rhett laughs) - 500's scary with that skull and crossbones. - Oh, scary, you're getting greedy. - I got to go back to 400. (Link gasps) Yes! - [Rhett] Oh, dang it. - [Link] I love to see it. - [Rhett] Okay. - Listen, I need you to feed me quicker. I'm in a rhythm here. - I'm trying to throw off your rhythm. - That's illegal. - [Rhett] No, no, no, no. No rules, no rules. (ball thuds) - [Link] Ooh. - [Rhett] Oh! Okay. (counter pops) - All right, this is not. This isn't. (ball thuds) Yes! - [Rhett] Oh, oh, oh. Okay, two ball Neal. - Two more balls. - Two ball Neal. - All right. All right. All I got to do is go for 200. - Don't get greedy. Oh, oh. (Link laughs) (crew laughs) - Okay, so now I'm at 1500. - [Rhett] Oh man, this is going to be crazy! - Now I have to. - [Rhett] Hit 200. - [Link] This should be easy. - You should be able to hit 200. If you don't and it's 100, you're just below me. - I just went too dinky. - [Rhett] Oh! - [Link] Okay. Yes, I will take it. - [Rhett] Okay, that's probably, I think you're probably safe. - I wanted to be closer, but I'm feeling good. (skis clack) - I think you've got it in the bag, Neal. - Megan? - [Megan] The Crazy Combo is 840 calories. The Five Meat Feast Pizza is 2,830 calories, meaning the total calorie count of the Little Caesar's order is 3,670 calories. - What? - [Megan] Meaning Link gets two points. - I'll take it. - That's crazy. - Never going to get to that many calories. - That's crazy. - Maybe don't eat all of this in one sitting. (Carney laughs) - [Megan] It is a whole pizza. (transition whooshes) (upbeat music begins) - You know how sometimes people will make recipes online that duplicate famous fast food items? - Yes. - Well, the Mythical Kitchen is comparing those recipes to the real thing. So head over to the Mythical Kitchen channel to check it out now. - Megan, where's this from? Panera, I bet. - [Megan] That's correct. You got a Panera chipotle chicken avo melt, broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl, and a chocolate chipper cookie. - Chocolate chipper? - [Megan] Chocolate chipper cookie. - Okay, what does that mean? - [Megan] It means it's happy. - Okay. - Well, we got to look at the size of this cookie, you know, for calories. And I guess the bread of the bowl is part of the calories, even though. - No, no, no, it's not. - [Link] How much of that, it's kind of like eating fries off of somebody else's plate. - It's not, Link. - Yeah. (crew laughs) But do you actually eat all of the bread bowl? - If you're me, yeah. - You're done with your meal and you're left with all this soggy bread. - You can have bread before, during, and after a meal. - This is a good looking cookie. - All right, Link, you're in the lead, because the last round was worth two. This round's worth three. You go first. But whoever wins this round takes it all home. (skis clack) Okay. You cannot change the alignment of the machine that you moved. You cannot. - Come on now. - Okay, all right. - Is that where it was? I'm just trying to save some time here. Woo! - You did that. (crew laughs) (Link groans) (ball thuds) (Rhett laughs) Got him! - [Link] No, you didn't. - Okay, okay. - You didn't get me. - [Rhett] Okay, here we go. - Nothing about what you did got anybody. - But you reached for it, looked like a fool. (Rhett laughs) - The only fool here is the guy in the dumb windbreaker. - Hey, I like this color scheme. - [Megan] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everyone be nice. - Fine, you know what? I'm going straight for 500 to put you in your place. (ball thuds) That wasn't far off. (buzzer blares) (crew laughs) - Oh, actually, yeah, it is, because the ball's back here now. - [Link] Just give me another one. Okay. I gotta slow my roll a little bit. (ball thuds) (Carney laughs) (buzzer blares) Okay, all right, what's. All right, I'm out of breath. - [Rhett] No balls! - I'm in a tizzy. - No ball's on the playing field for Link. - I need to reset. - I mean, not a ball to be seen. (crew laughs) Not a ball to be seen. - All right. Seven balls is all he needs to do his damage. (Rhett laughs) (ball thuds) Okay. - [Rhett] A nice, smooth 300. - [Link] 300. (counter pops) (ball thuds) Oh, come on, 400, don't reject me like that. - [Rhett] Oh, in and out, in and out. - Don't reject me like that. - Or should I say Panera? (ball thuds) - Oh, no! I've reset my calorie count. (counter chimes) (Carney laughs) - Yeah, you have. Oh no is right, Link. - The only thing that I've done is negate myself. - Oh no is right. You might need a question mark to save yourself. - [Megan] If this was real life, resetting calories would be good. - But hey, when you eat salad, that's what happens. (crew laughs) - It just cancels it out. - [Rhett] Cancels it out. - Well, if you eat charcoal, doesn't it? - Charcoal is for if you poisoned yourself. (crew laughs) - Yeah, but it absorbs poison, doesn't it absorb calories? - I don't know, let's try. - You just poop them out. - [Megan] How many calories is poison? - Oh, yeah, well that won't get monetized very well. (crew laughs) - Question mark time. I'm desperate. (ball thuds) Oh God. (crew laughs) (buzzer blares) - [Rhett] Give me a second. - Wait here. - Give me a second. (Rhett laughs) - [Megan] Finally. - Blaine, help a guy out. He's wearing, he's wearing skis, for God' sake. - Don't help him out. Don't help him out. Don't help him out, don't help him out. - Give me a ball first, though. - I'll give you a ball first. (crew laughs) - Give me my blue ball. - I'll give you a blue ball first, but first, let me get, let me get prepped over here. I got my little cooler. Mhm. Yes. - [Link] So again, how many calories do I have so far? - [Megan] That would be zero. - That's what it's going to feel like. (Rhett laughs) - In the back of my head. All right. (Carney laughs) I mean, hold on a second. Let a guy think! - I'm holding on. - I mean, if I get, I can't get. I'm going for mystery again, screw it. (crew laughs) (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) (buzzer blares) Come on, give me the. - Did that hurt? - It didn't hurt, but. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) It does make it more difficult. - [Megan] I thought it was. - I'm having so much fun. - Zero calories. - [Rhett] Okay. - All right, this is, this is. I'm doing this for spite now. - [Rhett] Okay, okay. (ball thuds) - Ah, such a. (crew laughs) (buzzer blares) - [Rhett] Okay, Link with zero. - Give me another ball! Am I done? - That's it. - [Megan] I though that was statistically impossible. (Megan laughs) - Okay, so Link's got zero. Let's see what I can do. (Rhett laughs) So, all right. So just so we're. - What a defeated way to end this game. - Just so we're clear, all I got to do is not go over and get more than Link, who has zero. Mm. - Remember round one where you nailed it exactly? You even forfeited one of your balls and you were right on the calorie count. I mean. - Are you tempting me to go directly for the calorie count again? - Do you think you could do that again? - I think maybe. - I think so too, Rhett. - [Rhett] Hey, listen. A lesser man would just do 50 and call it a day. - But I'm prideful man. - I'm a big man. I'm a famous boy. (Rhett laughs) - He still has something to prove. Why don't you prove it? Prove that you can do it twice. Oh, he's going for 500. - [Rhett] Yeah, I am. I'm going for 500 because I'm that kind of boy. (ball clatters) (Link gasps) - See, maybe it's the ramp. - Yeah, it's the ramp. It's the ramp. Yep, it's the ramp. That's my problem. (ball thuds) - [Link] Oh, bank shot! See what it feels like? - Okay, all right. All right, we're tied. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) Okay, all right. This is trouble. (Link laughs) This is trouble. - I think, keep going for that 500, man. (Rhett laughs) 50. - Whoa. (counter pops) (Link laughs) Okay. (ball thuds) (Rhett and Link groan) (crew laughs) (Link laughs) Okay, all right. All right, hey, I'm not nervous. How many balls I got? - Four. - I'm not nervous. (ball thuds) - [Link] Trying that bank shot. - I'm not nervous! (counter pops) (ball thuds) - [Link] Last two balls. - I got to let up on it just a little bit. Got to let up on it just a little bit. - Now he just wants to hit the 500. (ball thuds) - [Rhett] Okay. - [Link] Last ball. - Okay, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? - 500, it'll feel good. - Let's make it interesting. - Is he going to get to 500? It's going to feel good. (ball thuds) (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) - Hey, you can't. Hey, you can't say I didn't try. - All right, I'll take it. And I'll take this cookie. - If it's any consolation, hey, how about this? How about this? You still have a chance. You can just say the calories out loud, and if you are within 10 calories. - 1930 calories. (skis clack) - [Megan] That was very quick. All right, Rhett, you got 200. Link, you got zero. The chocolate chipper cookie is 390. The broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl is 930. The chipotle chicken avo melt is 1,000, meaning the total calorie count of this Panera meal is 2,320 calories. - What? - [Megan] Making Rhett the winner. - Wow, I definitely wouldn't have said that many. - I mean, 1900, good guess. - I would've been around 1900. - So a good shot and a bad shot? - Three, two. Mm. Mm! - I can't, oh! (Link coughs) - That's good. (Link coughs) Fish! - [Rhett] What is that? Mm, chocolate. - Sauce, here, I don't want, I don't, here, uh-uh, uh-uh. - [Megan] Rhett, you got hot cocoa with whipped cream while Link had a black ice shot, a.k.a squid ink watered down with fish sauce. (Link gags) (Rhett laughs) - God. - That doesn't sound as good as what I had. - Oh, man. If this game wasn't so fun to play, I'd be so angry right now. - And congratulations to Reading is Fundamental because you get $5,000 (cash register chimes) in your total for the summer. - Thanks for being your Mythical Best. - You know what time it is? - Hi, I'm Karen. - Hi, I'm Andres. - [Karen And Andres] We just got married! - We are eating pizza in our wedding. - [Karen And Andres] And it's time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality! - That's a good wedding! - Pizza at the wedding? That's a good move. Congratulations, y'all. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Link has a huge announcement, a personal announcement he's going to make in three, two, one. (drumbeat swells) - I'm made out of wood. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) - Yes, join us in "Good Mythical More." We're going to play (drumbeat swells) (gentle music continues) the air drums. (drum thuds) - [Link] Get your food fix on the Mythical Kitchen channel now. - Do all beef patties? (Josh laughs) I know the picture, Taylor. I know the picture. (crew laughs) I'm trying to, I know the picture. I'm trying to remember the song. Don't jingle at me like I'm a dog, you know? (Josh barks)