GMM 310: We Declare a #HASHTAG WAR!

it’s time for the mythical beast to wage war for the GMM hashtag let’s talk about that good mythical morning if you’ve been watching good mythical morning for any length of time you may have picked up on the fact that we use the GMM hash tag sometimes we make it pop up over here yeah now season four we actually put it up on the screen in the corner it’s pretty amazing but the idea is that when we talk about something GM and related when we ask you to ask us something or comment on something GM related you know what how a hash tag works I don’t need to explain this it’s well I did it’s very useful for us because and it’s useful for you because you can search it and you can see what everyone is talking about and you can contribute to the conversation Yann it doesn’t just have to happen in the comments below this video it can happen all over the Twitterverse all over and I think a lot of people know that well hash tag good mythical morning I mean half of you guys can’t even spell mythical I mean let’s be real here another half of you don’t feel like typing good mythical that’s a lot of letters once I get halfway through mythical I’m like I am exhausted now I just can’t keep typing your carpal tunnel yeah just for those of you who don’t understand my sarcasm I know that most of you can understand mythical because we’re about to ask you to do something for us and so I don’t want it I just saying they can spell it spell it and understeer I don’t want to insult you because I’m about to ask you to do something okay but you did insult them sorry for insulting you sarcastic please forgive me it was art it was sarcasm now I’m gonna ask you to do something so we typically search hashtag GMM because it’s meaningful to us to carry on this conversation with you but occasionally I do the old GMM hashtag search and something like this comes up link Cristen talent Katie on Fox 13 Twitter handle watching at valve on Fox 13 at trade Paul on Fox 13 at Scot made house at joey’s Salopek and cracking up hashtag GMM good morning well the cracking up part makes me feel good but she seems to be laughing at people that we have no clue who they never had Scott and Joey on the show don’t know Trey don’t know Val so I’m little confused and sometimes I see something like this from Megan Pringle meg Megan like the chip I like that Megan from ABC 2 before he was a meteorologist mask Oh from ABC 2 was a muffin man GMM is expecting fresh-baked muffins and here’s a twitter pic link that’s not you is it no that’s not you I wish it was That’s not me we don’t have a green background and that my friend is a weatherman I can tell by the look on his face meteorologist is the correct term okay that my friend is a meteorologist I can tell by the look on his face it turns out that there are not just one but brace yourself not just well yeah just two other than us to morning shows 2 News morning shows that are out there using the GMM hashtag you got good morning Memphis on Fox 13 in Memphis and you got good morning Maryland a whole state on ABC 2 and now how could this have happened they’re saying good morning to it to a major city and good morning to a whole state and it’s happening they’re using the GMM hashtag and the internet cannot work this way people well I think this is the question I mean should we let this go I mean what should we do we should not let it go because because this is important right this is this is this is how people how we commute how people communicate I mean if you can’t use hashtags to communicate you know this is the internet that things have to be orderly okay that’s not making a great case but I think that maybe let’s let’s step into the shoes of the Memphis people in the Maryland people surely it’s frustrating when they want to do some sort of search and they get all these crazy hat hashtags with gmm with asking us questions about life again how do I stay awake what is this mythical stuff and yeah that’s got to be more for even more frustrating for them than it is for us we’re doing you a favor good morning Memphis and good morning Maryland by asking you to kindly give up the GMM hashtag and use something well I don’t think honestly I don’t think we’re doing anything kindly yeah this may be a little tongue-in-cheek but I’m going to use the terminology of war or error before we get to that let’s see what we’re up against because I just a bit I’m saying this is gonna this is got war this is a hashtag war I want to declare it we’ve discussed it amongst ourselves we think this is important who’s it who’s the enemy okay here’s a clip from good morning Memphis Music City USA ranked is one of the worst cities in the country for bedbugs yeah a new Terminix survey found Nashville is among the top 15 cities with bedbug infestations can you see bedbugs with the naked eye yeah okay well I don’t think I’ve ever seen the bedbugs they were watching a video of the bedbugs anywhere you can see the bedbugs and then the guy says that doesn’t look good what they’re getting I mean they’re getting to the bombs that have we ever talked about bedbugs no well I’m just a little thrown by the fact that he saw the bedbugs and then that question whether or not he could see the bedbugs I mean I just don’t think he was looking at its screen oh it’s early morning okay all right these these newscasters they got to get up early to do their job okay not only not only do they talk about really incredible issues like bedbugs but they have a diner incredible is yet they have a diner set link they have a set that is a diner they’re interviewing Trey easy a rapper in Memphis you’ve got a new song called simply Memphis yeah now it’s called from that you know we got to make a kitchen though so our own only thing the only way we made the kitchen was a Elvis tool so we met it Elvis to it yeah I had a rap song yeah we put a I was in a rap song awesome awesome that’s how I would describe it – we’ve never had a rapper on this show no we don’t have a diner set we can think about it we could get we mean so I don’t know it seems like they got there you’ve got your stuff together good morning Memphis no I that was good morning Memphis right yeah good morning Marilyn right yeah no good morning they also have ribs I mean they did they could have thrown that in our face but I guess they weren’t directing their newscasts their ribs in the city of Memphis Ewing I got really good ribs too we also don’t have that we cook it rip I’m just acknowledging that they’ve got they got bedbugs they’ve got wrappers and they’ve got ribs we have none of these things on our shop okay and here’s good morning Marilyn no good morning Marilyn two more sleeps until Super Bowl xlvii how’d you like that two more sleep worse links Lynette I’m just gonna call him out this this is to prove how uncool Charlie is he learned that that’d be great young people are using wait what whoever sleeps initially throw it out and try it what do you think okay so they use a like common lingo that the kids are into that looks like they might go to urban dictionary to come up with things right they’re very a very up they’re very connected I mean we try to connect with with the youth out there but uh well that’s the competition now you’ve seen it diana has become reality and here’s what here’s our stance we want to declare hashtag war against good morning Memphis and good morning Maryland two-front war to get the hashtag all to ourselves sharing this hashtag is not good for anybody it just doesn’t work that way yeah and we want it and we’re going to declare war so that we can get it we even have a declaration of war here what I’m going to read this is going to make it official we can we can alternate who reads which line we can put some dramatic music underneath all this either and this involves you mythical beasts so listen we need your help with this hit the music be it enacted by the mythical beast of good mythical morning assembled first that this day the 22nd day of October the year of our Lord 2013 a hashtag war is henceforth declared upon the morning news programs good morning Memphis and good morning Maryland second that the president of good mythical morning read James McLaughlin the first yet you won the president Tong contest that we had here previous episode yeah so you got the title footnote even though I’d probably deserve it we can be it could have been co-president well that’s not how it works be and hereby is directed and empowered to use the entire internet and social media forces of the mythical beast to carry this back into effect third said hashtagwar will not halt until all morning programs other than good mythical morning surrender the use of the hashtag which is specifically the pound symbol followed immediately by the letters G M and in a second M with no spaces intermingled for and finally the terms of surrender shall be as follows each aforementioned television morning program shall individually and amicably relinquish the use of hashtag G mm via a verbal Proclamation within their on-air programming as a good-faith commitment contingent upon the compliance of both television programs to these terms my voice is changed a little bit here in set four McLaughlin and Neil shall prepare for each television program a custom musical performance in the form of a jingle and all the people said good mythical morning okay and that’s how war begins people okay here’s what we want you to do this is how you mythical beasts can be involved in waging war first of all let me say that this isn’t this is uh I’m not gonna spirit it’s not mean-spirited I was gonna say it’s all in good fun no it’s actually want the hashtag we want them to relinquish the use of the hashtag but this is not mean-spirited nothing below the belt here you’re a mythical beast this is good hearted this is good for everybody but here’s what we want you to do we are putting a list of the different anchors and the television stations that are involved in each one of these entities yes go good morning and good sorry good morning Memphis and good morning Maryland we also have all that in the description and we are going to give you a tweet that we want you to tweet at all of these people with a link to this episode of good mythical morning so they will see it and then they will be forced to respond on some level or they guess they could just ignore it okay basically the mantra is hashtag GMM means good mythical morning and if you copy and paste the language that we have in the description and put that on Twitter we need to a none date these people and like we said if they on their air on their programming give up Tagg GMM to us and when we and we have item a jingle we have suggestions first of all we think GMM Marilyn should just be GM MD it’s a daddy that’s easy man and then GM Memphis GM Memphis the GM m we’re going to use that but the GM Memphis that’s for you good morning a de-emphasis and we will write a jingle for either one of you both of you made all of you do it will write a jingle for each one of you may not want it we’re gonna write we are good at writing jingles and it’s Camille will be so catchy royalty-free everyone will be singing it come on come on Marilyn come on Memphis work it yeah we can do this you can lose this war it’s good for everybody yeah you know what time it is I’m Tatum from Baton Rouge Louisiana and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality okay make sure that you pick up your GMM shirt GMM stands for good mythical morning and we have a shirt I think this is fun I can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen because the mystical piece is gonna mobilize for walk debate apples versus oranges I’ve always been a fan of oranges because the peel can be using I go first did you say you went for apples because I’m apples did you say oranges I said oranges ladies and gentlemen I put forth that oranges are amazing this man who speaks only to me is losing the debate are you ok your turn debate I’m for oranges apples are great your turn I will pay 1000 dollars out of my own personal money do a brain scan of a live brain scan of link while we feed him different questions

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