GMM 316: Redneck Theme Park

we have decided to open a theme park let’s talk about that who says what you say good mythical morning if you never watch the show I didn’t I mean I didn’t know that I was definitely the one to say it but I’ll say I’m volunteer to say it good mythical morning thank you for being here today for logging in I am lon lightning and I am red rabbit claw and we are moon don’t let me say my last name it’s a stage name but I usually don’t disclose that but I feel like these people are like family I’m lon lightning and I’m red rabbit Club moonshine and we are rabbit lightning thank you for having us today a lot of people are probably wondering where rhett and Link are I myself I’m wondering that well rhett and Link had some prior engagements I don’t believe that we’re been authorized to disclose the particular nature of the events that they’re something to do is shoplifting and they asked us to fill in and as always we’re here for those boys and we would do anything for them I believe that one of us is related to them are you one of us and we are so proud to be a part of this enterprise we have wireless an interesting thing this is the show on the Internet we have watched for some time from the sidelines I will say that I’ve never actually set the whole episode because I I mean 10 minutes on the internet seems like a waste of time we move and shake so much that we’re movers and shakers we cannot you know what I’m saying yeah but really not not move or shake but sometimes red or link will send us a little tidbit from one of these things a hyperlink and I’ll watch a little bit of your lighting you tune out I’m like I got the idea and then I’m on to the next thing you know you may not to you but they didn’t mean to touch your bicep please don’t do that ever again they you may know us from our appearance on rent links the mythical show cuz sometimes life gives you lemons and the lemonade you make is poisonous sometimes and that gives you women and his women turned out to be cannibals then you yell help if you do not know us from the mythical show you may know us from our debut album which was also called rabbit lightning there was a big controversy over that internally over if we should sell title the the album I thought it was repetitive do you really want to get into that here I’m gonna rise saying the title why say the band name twice and not have an album name I don’t that’s the waste and you stick it into a teens mind you have to say a teenager needs to hear something approximately 19 times before they understand it and well tell that to Tyrone he doesn’t he doesn’t even speak to me anymore you’re going to bring your steps on it you may know us from our second album Sam soar which went multi-platinum and by that I mean that we made it out of many layers of platinum ok joke we sold it out of the trunk of my car yeah actually we we’re not on iTunes yet but we plan to be and at that point I believe it would be a breakthrough for us right we did however make a cameo appearance appearance in a Luke Bryan song on great American country before he was Luke Bryan when he was Luke Dickens and it was sponsored by cigarette company and was subsequently removed from shells can we get on to the real reason that we’re here obviously we’re here to subsidize just shooting the breeze no usually they said that we we can do anything we wanted to we can talk about anything we want to so I said let’s talk about the cigarettes sponsorship know the plan and targeting children and how that’s not right the plans that we have last summer we spent a good month at Dollywood we put we paid for one day we paid for one ticket actually and we got in well can I tell this yet under here we pay for one day and then we found a little crevasse near the Eagles enclosure and found that you could cover yourself in pine straw at night and then when the park open you just sort of get up and brush your pine straw off and we we inhabited Dollywood for one month here’s a good joke did you did you not think there’d be a huge crevasse at Dollywood think about it I understand I get that and I like it I’m absolutely country-western icon so of course we follow closely in her in her footsteps and there’s room enough for two theme parks country-western theme so that’s our second one being ours roundabout way of announcing that we are officially beginning to plan to begin to think about opening a theme park called rabbit lightning land and we’re just i da ting at this point currently it isn’t for investors it is a two-part park it has a rabbit part and it has the lightning part and of course Rhett this is name is rabbit and my last name is lightning and I feel the best way to take take control of this is you take the lightning portion and you design it I want nothing to do with it already done and I’ll take the rabbit portion and then we’ll bring them together and then the only thing we need to kind of come to terms on together is like the admissions process okay pay money and enter okay tell me tell me about your your side of the park well I think the key to the side of the rabbit Park is there will be a lot of rabbits I’ve done some research and one pair of rabbits and I’ve give them the right breeding circumstances which is a cage you’re going to cage your rabbits I’m going to encourage the rabbits to mate with in a cage after approximately seven months actually after approximately seven months I will have about 22,000 rabbits and at that point I’m going to put a low fence a two-foot fence around the perimeter and just let them loose that’s pretty much what a rabbit the rabbit portion is going to be the kids wild rabbits the kids can pet the rabbits and the parents can ring the necks of the rabbits and we have a cook we have a cook on site who will make a stew or a you know a ceviche or something like that out of your rabbits and you can shoot you know it’s sort of like play with the rabbits eat the rabbits take one home we got 22,000 of them growing every day that’s pretty much what I’m planning you know if me and Mama had stayed together our second child is going to be named seviche it didn’t come to fruition tell me about your part of the park you know I feel like the lightning I think the thing in most theme parks that’s overlooked is the restrooms now it’s one thing to keep a restroom clean is another thing to make itself amusing now when I was growing up with rabbit we would go into the cow pasture and we have lots of fun with the cows just chasing them just chasing them but to get in there’s an electric fence and there’s a some there’s a myth that if you pee on the electric fence that it will well it will jolt you that’s not a myth and I think that there should be you should pee on electric fence in the restrooms and get a little taste of the Lightning and then forever how long you can go oh you get you get a monetary reward you get a refund that’s your idea that’s my idea yeah all I’ve got so far is a restroom any sort of like Tesla coil or something like that I was thinking to be a Tesla coil yeah you pee on a Tesla coil oh you don’t want to do that Tesla coil you know maybe there should be an opening between rabbit land and lightning world and it’s just a little fence the little hole just too big enough of one rabbit to get through and I put it in a part where the rabbits might have trouble finding it but then we have just the hope is that every once in a while one of those rabbits will get loose and maybe get electrocuted and that’ll be a duck up you know you want your rabbits to die there’s got to be some form of population I’m gonna have not just Rhett I’m gonna have every animal but a rabbit and if you ride the animal you get to keep it if you can ride the animal you can keep it did you understand what does that to do with lightning nothing everything doesn’t have to do with lightning I really just have to do with having fun I don’t feel like you’ve really thought this through I believe there is less than mr. thousands of rabbits I’ve got people can make money back by using the restroom and people can take home an animal of their choosing I see what their telework or shocked more some are more dangerous than others you can take home a dangerous animal the danger if you can if you can subdue it um this is when we invite in the comment no no we say for people to spring storms to our theme park you know in storm – it do you know what time it is I’m told me to shine from Sweden and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality alright now we spin this drag up the wheel I’ve watched this this is my favorite part when they spin this it’s being this and they say oh I’m sorry else that was Alan I didn’t were you gonna spin well I was going to spin this way and you nearly cut my finger off again you want me to kiss it are you whining well you can I mean listen I don’t want to get in between you and the wheel no I want you to spin the wheel and the wheel when I wasn’t looking look at that spin my rhettandlink says go to their tumblr page they told us to say that red got lots of things over there Rhett turns into a werewolf rats not here I could turn into a werewolf you’re favoring hey man look at this man something weirds happening on the surface of my hands like what I’ve grown hair in a place that’s not normally there that could be a good line in a song what are you looking at the monitor lizard over there that people are we monitor lizard over there to ride at lightning world are over so you’re a what a werewolf where Emma if I ride using I can take you home I learned I learned about the birds and the bees ironically enough through urge and bees that’s where the same comes from

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