a man calls in a bomb threat to his own wedding let’s sing about that good mythical morning okay we have found a news article that is perfect to turn into a musical that’s right it’s time for another musical here is the situation Neil McArdle me all the liverpool police is that how they say put police is not what they say in england i they say police i think they say Bobby I don’t know I don’t know Oh God he called the police from a phone booth on his wedding day and issued a bomb threat strategic for the venue so then they evacuate the venue of his wedding and the bride is out in the parking lot in her wedding gown total wreck her name is Amy Williams shout out to Amy I know you’re watching me Amy and Neil I’m gonna get married in it and it can it fell apart at that point he was arrested for the bomb threat they knew it was him they put him in prison why did he make this bomb threat because he was in charge of booking the venue forgot to do it and then the morning I was like oh crap I’ve got what am I gonna do and this is what he chooses to do this is why I took no responsibility for any of the details of my own wedding Oh cuz I mean if I hadn’t forgotten to book the church that’s a big one I mean there’s a possibility I would have called in a bomb threat no I would have been like baby I hate to say this when I don’t know how it gets come down to this but we got to get married somewhere else like outside let’s just do it outside let’s do it in a field let’s find a vacant field there are so many other solutions to this problem then calling in a bomb threat mm and what what happened but there’s well you went to prison for how long um I think it’s three one year yeah a judge sent us him to 12 months in jail this is what the judge said quote this is the judge sentencing him she was getting ready expecting you were going to become a man and what you were man and wife at a very solemn public event but you knew that was not going to take place you did not say we need to talk instead you tried to weasel your way out by creating a bomb hoax so the wedding would not take place Neil and Amy are still together well that’s love man you know she knew Neil was an idiot already that’s the thing there’s a lot of times people are like you know how come this woman doesn’t get rid of this man when he’s such an idiot what you think this is the first stupid thing Neil’s done he’s not it he’s not an idiotic guy he’s just a guy oh yeah engine all guys are nothing is this could be me I’m learning from this you need to find a woman who will love you through a bomb threat that’s that the moral of the story is you gotta find you a me out there who no matter what you do even if you call in a bomb threat to the venue of your wedding on the day of your wedding she’ll still love you through the winning you know that you’re gonna be in you should put that in your wedding vows you know some people they write their own wedding vows you should put like if if I do something really stupid like is to instigate a bomb hoax associated with something that is special to go it in England it’s not a bomb threat it’s a bomb hoax yes III wrote my own wedding vows I did too I wish I wouldn’t ever regret it every time right what I don’t I because I was young and the things that I said we’re very truthful but I found I do so it was so over-the-top and sappy and like very much like a 22 year olds idea of what marriage was gonna be there’s a reason I as a 36 year old most people just really like I should have done the classic vows you know it just do the classic vows but whatever okay well we wrote our own vows and did the classic vows but let’s let’s do it musical here it’s it may have been a year since we did our first musical yeah so here’s how the news achill were nothing it’s been a year well it’s been a long time it’s been a while it’s been too long here’s how a musical works okay we just told you this story we are now going to reenact this entire story as a two-man musical we’ve got some music that will be playing underneath us and this has not been written let me just this this has not been written ahead of time this will be written now in the moment of the news achill about the time that Neil called in a bomb threat for Neil and Amy’s wedding and I’m gonna be kneeling you’re gonna be everybody else yeah yeah which is pretty much just a me and I I guess a police officer so is the music ready go well it’s a wedding game and you look so beautiful my heart is full of love for you my hotness wife-to-be I can’t wait for you with you I am so excited to spend my life with you my man can’t wait to be your bride and I’m especially excited about this wonderful venue that you booked so far in advance ah hold on a second I need to make a phone call what am I gonna do I’ve gotta fix this problem I’m gonna tile a bomb hoax into the police doo-doo-doo-doo dial in the number it’s ringing what is that sound it’s always my phone it rings all the time hello hello hello what’s up this is the buddies you in a bar fight or richer in a war red barber what red bar slash are you sure this is not just a bomb hoax no and your fault bread Oh girls I didn’t forget to book a venue it’s just that there’s gonna be a bomb and everyone needs we go out yeah everybody’s getting mad at the building because of my plan is working I’m totally gonna save face gonna save face cover same way do it man didn’t forget to book the venue it’s just the bomb we’re gonna be safe whoa hey are you that guy Neil down there called in the bomb threat you’re under arrest three months later Amy visits Needle in prison oh I can’t wait to spend this year apart from you so we can go so far I cannot hear you you need to talk on the phone I’m so excited to spend this year looking at you but not judging you ever it’s so much tension cuz I love is so strong I’m so glad the past is behind us will you love me through the glass of mine I’m gonna love you through this guy I love you through the glove I’m gonna love you through this glass like it’s not even there in fact I’m gonna kiss you through this glass right here you can give me water with you don’t it was a little different than I expected it to be oh goodness we should do this every week I don’t know what to say at this point right okay right Wow whoa my eyes are like watering oh my G well there you there you go uh do you happen the that was the story of neilandamy and how they loved each other through the glass in fact I want to make an announcement right now that’s the play that we’re going to start writing right now it’s going to be a big Broadway hit called loving through the glass it’s about a man and a woman spending a year apart and only having conjugal visits and just glass interactions you know what time it is hi we’re the Gracie family from New Zealand it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality all right make sure you check out the ear biscuits podcast if you haven’t it’s an audio only experience just for your ears why was it so easy for you to recover from that because that was traumatic for me because I know how to embody a character like Amy oh okay you just look so little like Amy rhett and Link dine and dash dine and dash this is when you eat and then you skip out oh really it’s the word like done with our meal our little date I’m finally out of prison Amy this is our first meal yummy oh this is so true cookies with biscuits with you which means cookies well if we live right now with this is a great we don’t have to say this is a great biscuit restaurant it’s okay listen here comes the waiter let’s get out of here oh the bobbies are gonna catch us the first people on the tape are you and Christy you’re both talking like this you’re like red man 12 years ago congratulations man now you’re like me and you’re like you’re married to