we ate food out of a toilet and paid for it let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for joining us today now there’s plenty of restaurants than the world in the world see you tomorrow and there’s plenty of restaurants that have gimmicks a we’ve even brainstormed in past episodes restaurants that we would invent mmm and they all had gimmicks oh yeah the one about it was good food it was healthy food on one side and it was bad food on the other side yeah and you win and you pick which side you to the restaurant you wanted to go to it was called heaven in Hell or is that an actual restaurant no it was called that was our inventions I don’t remember we never came up with a good name that’s why we didn’t make it yet that’s the only reason um so when we hear about restaurants that have interesting themes it always perk up yeah and then when you realize that they’re close by and that they are toilet themed I’m like oh I’m all over longer now mm-hmm right okay so we heard about this restaurant it’s called the magic restroom okay the magic restroom cafe is Taiwanese food and it is in a neighborhood well it’s in a city called the City of Industry which is not technically Los Angeles its east of Los Angeles yep about 45 and there’s a lot of industry there from where we are and um but you go in there well let me just say that it’s in this area that there’s a bunch of Asian restaurants pretty much almost every single restaurant in this shopping center was an Asian restaurant yeah one former of all kinds of different but this is the only one that is toilet themed right and we’ve heard of you with people been talking about this on the news locally we’ve seen it on some some websites and when we found out we were close to or like let’s go to it now the first thing you notice when you walk in is it smells like a restaurant it doesn’t smell like a restroom we use the magic restroom what’d you say yeah you go in the lobby I would call it a lobby but it it could have been a restroom there were toilets everywhere there were there were commodes and urinals gay lobby commode makes me laugh and the first question I have was can I use these like I mean when I see you I’m the kind of guy when I see a girl on a wall colonel I mean I make myself have to pee you know I’m saying it’s like 8 1 if I if I’m just peed and I’m like at a football game and I’m walking and I in my periphery I see like a urinal there’s something in the man inside of me that’s like you got to use it I you know think that maybe more of a dog instinct to always want to save a little Tamar so look yeah that’s true yeah not very much so the first thing that I thought was I’m gonna pee in these journals but then I noticed there were like menus inside of the urinals they had like menus stacked inside of the urinals and then the girl got one for us out of the urinal I didn’t even see that yeah well she did that we went to we we sat down anyway the first place they set us was a table that had a commode on one side and then a bench on the other side and we immediately said oh ho now can we both sit on toilets to eat we want legal experience so she moved us to another table and I’m passing people and realizing that okay they’re all sitting on toilets with the toilet seat down it didn’t seem right obviously the wrong look to me you know I want it if they’re going to go so far as to make my seat a toilet I’m gonna go so far as to to raise the lid and pull our pants down so we pulled our pants down cuz I I mean I thought that’s what it was ironic thing is that I actually need to use the bathroom but just release man you just release that’s it that one there is not in my pants there is not a restroom this is you are at the rest you were sitting on a commode right now but then we were escorted out by the pickup’s off no okay so I did not we didn’t take our pants off right I’m going to go to the actual restroom I’ll be right back don’t worry I’ll be back hope nobody’s in here alright so in here we’ve got a URL a sink there’s no oven it’s not a microwave they love it a disappointment but when you sit on a toilet in your jeans it’s just weird it’s like something’s not right about this but when you’re sitting on the toilet eating that’s when things really get weird and so they the first of all the waitress was odd you know this this waitress was uh she was acting weird she didn’t want to be she didn’t want to be a part of this she didn’t want to be on camera she didn’t want to be on GMM she didn’t have a lot of appetizing things to say about the food that was going to be served to us and toilet bowls well it’s not supposed to be she just wasn’t into the concept at one point she was embarrassed yeah she didn’t she did not like she did not like the choice of theme for the restaurant why do you even work here so when I look at the menu the first thing I noticed is that nothing’s gross I thought that everything was going to be thematic but it was just like pork fried rice shrimp fried rice curry chicken that type of thing but there was Chinese written above it and we were told that it if you knew Chinese it would all seem very gross and so she started to translate a few of the items like constipation noodles lint got the constipation noodles which I mean they were nasty but I said well you forgot the chicken wings we got hurt oh yeah first we got chicken wings in a squatty potty right and there was some discussion about how you would use squatty potty you squat did you face this way you squat you don’t give like a little figurine that we could be doing straight lot faces this way and I don’t think you’d want your butt to touch that no you wouldn’t but you want your chicken wings to and then but then we were like what we’ll look nastiest and she said well the curry chicken looks pretty nasty actually a guy came up and explained that the curry chicken would look pretty nasty I was like give me that I like curry chicken and never eat it out of a toilet before and linkout the constipation noodles you can’t use a fork either you’ve set to stick your face in good yeah Carl you can use it for sure yeah but I gotta say that while I the thing that ruined it for me was not that I was eating out of a toilet it’s the food wasn’t any good the food was not good I mean the waitress asked us once we were done eating the main course how was it I just you know how it is you can’t bring yourself to say well it actually was horrible but between the two of us and the rest of the internet I do feel bad about seeing it now I’m not saying it to her in the room but I still have to say it it was probably the worst food I’ve ever had and I like well I like Chinese food it was it was just so horribly done and I don’t think that was part of the joke right I mean it wasn’t supposed to taste like great if the food tasted great it would have been a great idea but because they’re after our restaurant you need to kind of enjoy what the food tastes like I’m not angry I’m just I’m just trying to me I just feel like it was a missed opportunity because I actually am appetize by the idea of eating out of a commode what I mean by that know what yeah as a concept yeah the fun car I like gimmicks you know gimmick spice things up you know people like well come on just serve it on the plate man no I’m one of those guys like hey you can serve this in a toilet yeah listen and I can sit on the toilet while doing it this is fun let’s go have a birthday party there let’s get friends there let’s make all kinds of potty humor jokes while we eat and that’ll be kind of gross but kind of fun at the same time this is an opportunity for a great experience but you got to deliver on the food and it was the worst curry chicken I’ve ever tasted and I’m not picky and I didn’t finish it we also got some chocolate ice cream does Dukey and actually it didn’t it looked like ice cream it didn’t look like Dookie but it was called black stool and then bloody stool was the one I was it was called red stool oh this was the red stool this is black stool yeah seems to me that whoever made this needs to go see the doctor this one yeah and whoever made this way drinking a lot of Pepto but it was it did have it was Ramadan with strawberry sauce and with ice underneath it yeah there’s ice cream and then ice and ice bed underneath the ice creams underneath the ice cream there is ice but it’s just a layer ice straight-up ice I’m going to eat it though so I’m sorry I mean it great concept horrible execution in terms of making the food great we’re not food critics but I know when something tastes crappy and it’s not part of the joke so you know what a pilot if you’re in the area go do it and maybe you know what somebody else come up with a concept steal this concept and actually put good food inside of there you know what time it is I’m Austin from Athens Georgia and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality we need more ideas from you for the mythical wheel for the wheel of mythicality I would say good ideas yeah we need more good ideas we’re getting ideas we need good ideas remember to send them to us with hashtag GMM wheel rhett and Link or in a horror movie what was that noise ah did you hear about the guy that got out of prison yeah but did I just hear the guy who got out of prison well it could have been he’s got one arm and the one arm that he uses is it is a chainsaw did you hear that does it sound like a chainsaw without a weedwacker it’s definitely a weedwacker is there a one-armed weed whacker guy now then we’ve got anything to be afraid of no totally cool yep it wasn’t like asking like a like a reptile to fly in non-free store or camps because a pterodactyl could fly