GMM 326: Why Wednesday is the Best Day of the Week

you may not know it yet but Wednesday is the best day of the week let’s talk about that good mythical morning we asked you on Twitter and Facebook and other social outlets what’s the best day of the week and you know what you did you gave us typical results I mean that I don’t know you mean you just were you just being yourself and it’s okay most people think that Friday well Saturday or Sunday some Sundays I think Saturday is what people typically think is really the weekend and then maybe the day moving into the weekend for obvious reasons it’s the weekend it’s when you do whatever you want to is when you say there’s no rules I’m gonna break the law this weekend or I’m just gonna sleep I say that a lot on the weekend well most sometimes that question whether I’m depressed because of it let’s not go into that yeah I like to nap a lot I mean get off my back right on past that just just leave me be okay actually I’m fighting off a cold or something hmm actually mythical beast Wednesday or Wed nest day is the best day of the week and we have a list of reasons why and it’s gonna blow your mind if you think these reasons are great we came up with them I didn’t mean to interrupt you well I did I but if you don’t think the reason is great then we just took them from the ether what were you saying I was just going to say that they’re all gonna agree with us after this Oh see I was anticipating that and I wanted to hedge against that all right let’s do it this is why Wednesday is the best day of the week the chicken pot pie special at Cracker Barrell is Wednesday hello do we even need to go any further that’s really one of your reasons yeah and I’m gonna end up I’m gonna end all of my reasons with hello chicken pot pies are good and when they’re special they’re even better a little bit cheaper that day okay in a recent poll and this wasn’t like a poll that we conducted this was like a scientific thing where they asked single people what’s the bet today to go on a date do you know what most people said Wednesday and here’s why hello if you have a good experience with this person then it two days later you’re like you want to go out this weekend and if you had a bad experience you’re like the weird kids here I can do whatever I want to I could break the law you know because you don’t have to spin it with this person that you’re going to end up hating right I in a first date I mean on a Wednesday it just kind of it just kind of puts it out there that hey this is this is not that big of a deal let’s no let’s not let’s not get too worked up about this you know Wednesday we can’t we can both back away slowly this is like a church potluck and we both still have we both still have the weekend to act like we never went out on a date and move forward hello did I say that already yeah you shouldn’t say that again I bet if you try it you’re not going to want to stop either try it after I say this next reason that Wednesday is the best deck Evie it’s the best day to move hello because I mean first of all you hate to move but if you’re going to move you want to get the best the best rates movers are just just sitting around waiting to help somebody move on Wednesdays it’s a fact so you should do that um Wednesdays I was looking for another hello but didn’t happen Wednesday’s are when new comic books are released I didn’t know this I have a visual problem use that comes out on Tuesdays comic books come out on Wednesdays look at this got a comic book first issue of Wolverine we were sent this and we did not glue it to the mail Boulder because when you send us really cool stuff we just use it for our own enjoyment we don’t put it on the mail Boulder so I’ve been reading this Wednesday’s are also great because it is the best day to buy can you guess so on the bike here it is jewelry hello I only buy my jewelry on Wednesdays because they drop their prices I’m gonna go back to Tuesday again you buy airline tickets on Tuesday you move and you buy jewelry on Wednesday jewelry I don’t buy a lot of jewelry but I don’t throw them at that how about I buy a jewelry for my wife every Wednesday every Wednesday I’m gonna start doing that okay the I call it jewelry Wednesday that’s what it is in our house hey kids the name Wednesday is derived from Old English what Nick’s dog and Middle English wetness diet daya day of rhodanese wooded waters is that what a nannies maybe it’s water nos water knives is the proto-germanic name for Odin the father of the Norse gods and he was inspiration for Saint Nicholas so long story short is if you didn’t have Wednesday you wouldn’t have Santa that’s a stretch another reason Wednesday is great Arnold Schwarzenegger was invented on Wednesday this man was not born he was invented he was made I think we all know that and it was on a Wednesday they have conception or the day of birth the day of the day of birth July 30th 1947 which as we all know wasn’t Wednesday hello Wednesday is the only day that you can put wacky or wonderful before and it sounds cool my reason is still good you’re really hurting well yeah that’s only they’re gonna rescue you can’t be like hey kids it’s wacky Tuesday no but if you like it’s Wacky Wednesday they’re like well what is that what are we gonna do if you’re like it’s wonderful Wednesday they’re also they also get excited and that’s great that’s great for you oh okay Wednesday if you mumble it movie it almost sounds like you’re saying wouldn’t it woods day which if you want to go with that and I highly recommend this you can have a weekly holiday of celebrating things made only out of wood back up a second what you can have a weekly holiday thing set celebrate what was the reason when you when you mumble Wednesday it sounds like woods day whose day would stay there for it follows that you can have a weekly celebration of things made only out of wood like this Vespa this wooden keyboard and mouse a car dashboard look at this it’s a car dashboard hello who says hello who does that isn’t that somebody’s thing it probably like Gilbert Godfried or something and these wooden bow ties and on our Instagram the red link Instagram every Wednesday is waffle Wednesday look I brought what woman you had you could afford the tops on the ground and I’ve got syrup or syrup is some people who say it incorrectly say it I’ve never heard anyone say that here give me give me oh look at that look at how this work I just cannot I never stopped and then waffle red by God here we go I didn’t I also recommend adding a little whipped cream Wednesday to your well for Wednesday mmm more please one more please more please yeah you know we we have to do this what open your mouth dude it’s it’s whipped cream way to say tilt your chin back further back look whipped cream I got it I couldn’t drink you know what time it is the only reason I stopped was because I couldn’t breathe hi I’m Keegan from st. Louis Missouri come to spend a wheels mess up all right you couldn’t breathe there for a second Oh how we’re gonna do while the woodsman’s be like mm-hmm waffle Wednesday’s on Instagram I mean all of us op any waffles yet link is rets favorite celebrity this shouldn’t be hard just just sitting here at a restaurant minding my own Hey um yeah you you’re link right yeah um you’ve uh you’ve got a little something on your I’m nervous to be around here oh yeah it it’s cool man you’re my favorite celebrity well you thanks for that but you’ve got a little uh you said it was rat that’s your name hmm bet you got a little siphon I didn’t say my name you know me both little self-control because that’s so appetizing all right I love straight whipped cream but that doesn’t look very appetizing lost its form

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