GMM 329: 5 Sports You’ve Never Heard Of

you won’t believe these sports exist but they do let’s talk about that good mythical more thank you for joining us today as many of you know I am a sports nut not really I’m like a sports not oh pretty genius huh yeah kind of stupid well I know you don’t watch a lot of sports well I mean if the sports were more interesting like if they were like whoa what is that sport I’ve never seen that before or if crazy things happen like I’m not talking like Rex in NASCAR I don’t I’m not morbid here but if it just got a little interesting okay mix it up a little bit and that’s what get back in today is your lucky day link but I’m going to introduce you in the mythical East to some new sports some snoo sports that are going to blow your mind and wish you were athletic so these are all real thank you assure these are all real sports yes the first one is C puck chucker all they play this on the melee type Peninsula look at this they’re dropped kicking each other over a volleyball net amazing look like this the whole thing is volleyball with your feet mean look at this bicycle kicks what what yes yes yes this is real people are doing this this is not a camera trick dude sign me up you to watch you I could never try it Yeah right I would die I would like if I try to do that I feel like my leg would detach and go into the stance he’s worth watching it’s amazing you’re not talking about a prosthetic leg you’re talking about your actual leg do you have to have a particular oh I’m saying it seems like the kind of thing that could happen with the prosthetic leg is that the leg slides into the but your actual that would not what that would happen to me okay this one’s called that one’s amazing but this one I you know what we could actually do this one me and you could settle arguments using Shen kicking or also known as hacking now this is some dudes in England of course basically just put some straw into their shins of their genes and then they kick each other in the shins wearing lab coats apparently I guess for grip what yeah look at the spectators man it’s just two dudes kicking each other in the shin so the idea is you kick each other in the shins until the guy gets worn down and then you throw them down oh they’re trying to throw each other down the whole time right oh I think you get points for kicking I’m not exactly sure but it draws a big crowd now the referee has a rod at any point do you get rotted to get Kayne change it came so anyway I think me and you could do that we should start doing it I think there’s certain IQ associated with participation in that game that’s all I’m saying hello I know I’m not gonna say which okay um I only saw Kerr players wear shin guards for a reason well they do have some guards is straw they stuff it in there okay I’m still trying to figure this one out this one’s played in South Asia it’s called Beach Kabaddi oh yeah Beach Kabaddi never heard so this is actually Iran versus Pakistan Iran vs Pakistan and so they have there’s four beers the ball there’s no ball that’s the weird part there’s no ball this guy is just trying to grab these guys and tackle him and then he’s called the Raider the red guy and you can see this is like a relatively like big thing they’ve got uniforms they’re sponsors like someone has chosen to sponsor this and there’s no ball and he’s just he’s just trying to I think the red guys are looking for the boys like is it under there is it in there is it behind this guy there’s no ball this is like the kind of game that I would like walk outside I mean and I would see like my two kids playing it you know and I would be like what are you guys doing they’re like Kabaddi and they’re like holding each other and you know and gotta be careful I don’t want to be like we’re coming down on these sports I this is probably very difficult to do I mean no one’s been tackled yet in the footage I don’t know man running around on sand is difficult especially when you’re looking for a ball that doesn’t exist yep see there you go something happened there a woman with a hat came in front of the camera okay so if you have any idea if you’ve played that before and you can beat my body understand it now I can add a pretty physical to I can intercept I can understand this next one but I also understand that I do not want to play it it’s called octo push sounds like some a drug dealer does underwater it’s not something you tell an octopus to do while it’s in labor this is that bad puns for that one this is underwater hockey so it’s using a butter knife I mean look at this they have a little spatula device and then they’re trying to get this puck into a goal and they’ve got snorkels on I like the music they’ve chosen there this is uh you know what this is the kind of thing that I feel like you would come to the office one morning and you’d be like hey I’ve got a new hobby I’m doing with Nick or something like one of our other friends me and Nick event octo pushing it you’re not invited yeah I’m not good at holding my breath so I would be horrible at this you can wear now tank you could wear a tank you’d be the guy with the one guy with the oxygen tank and then there’s that doesn’t seem to be a good spectator sport either I mean you got to hold your breath despite a yeah yeah how many people can we get in the pool with the woggels on like the creepy guy of the pool who like oh no you know the creepy guy in the pool he’s like the old middle-aged guy who’s sitting there with goggles on and then like he goes looking at women swim from he goes in our nude and you just see like bubbles coming up a little in Danny like comes back up and he’s like yeah yeah I was that guy that’s why I know I’m saying okay all right this one um I do believe that you would be good at this because it doesn’t require a lot of athletic ability this is a finger jousting it’s like standing arm wrestling the idea is that your trot you’ve got your hand on this other guy’s hand and you’re trying to touch him with your index finger and he’s trying to touch you with his index finger and if you if you touch with the index finger you get a point and the first one to a certain number of points wins okay so it’s like mercy but you have to touch the other person with your index finger with your index finger so again just got a point okay we can try that ones in our spare time should we try that now no maybe let’s try right now here we go your thruster oh yeah difficult no I got you oh oh okay how to use the leverage of the table but uh yeah you’re not gonna lie suddenly I want even worse coming back from somewhere over there I don’t know what that was those pillows that you got one more for the road okay this one is one that we probably shouldn’t try we should wait we should we should pause for one second I won that you don’t get anything I would just like to gloat for a second you also have caught on tape right there wife-carrying okay so as you can see these guys are going through an obstacle course where there are wives on them in a weird configuration that’s that guy’s wife that’s that that’s what that’s the bottom of his wife I think my gosh you go through a mud pit will get 100 HP bar so into it look this is good I’m so glad that I’m not in this competition this is not a sport this is just like a gimmick no it’s not it’s like a zombie race this is from the 2009 national wife-carrying championships would you do this with Christy not in public how do you talk your wife into this oh well don’t show her the videos first is the first thing oh wow okay so I know what I know what I’m gonna do soon yeah you know what time it is Jackson Hayden here from beautiful downtown boring Maryland and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality do you have your very own pair of mythical shwo mythical shoes I do the point out I am here it is red link calm slash store click through to the tweak was the black laces huh and do like I got like I didn’t know until you brush your shut up your mom’s last not real good but that’s nothing to do with the shoe that’s just my own last matte bronze like leather their leather the Shakespearean ending dust thou wish to trade laces no Yo no Yo reti oh I do not do want EO what is the EO part here like Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo that’s always Shakespeare now would you say death and Taoist dust Taoist want my shoe EO hmm yeah what no no we go oh gosh no it’s no close I don’t know where to get you

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