how do you wrap a kitten for Christmas let’s talk about that good mythical morning yes my hair is down but it’ll be up soon enough chill out thanks for joining us today and making us a part of your daily routine we ask you on a weekly basis to ask us for advice that we can then give back to you the answer I don’t know why you keep asking but we keep answering on Facebook Angela Peter asks how can I wrap a kitten and I assume this is for Christmas I ordered this you have one of this I’ve never never never thought about this until this moment to be completely honest with you first things first do not give a kitten to anyone at Christmas as a gift unless you are absolutely sure that they want a kitten either that or if you hate them and hate cats hmm because no one is going to be happy so we have to get that out of the way giving a giving a a pet as a present is a very dangerous thing for everybody involved that’s what I’m trying to say but a fish is a different story though yeah fish isn’t a pet everybody knows that Oh like cheerleading is not a sport all the fish lovers just oh wow the fish lovers and and the cheerleaders you this is this show we want to retain viewership we want to retract it I didn’t mean that it was just a joke in my extensive research I have only found one internet documented case of a cat being successfully Christmas wrapped flippy cat this exists in this cat it’s totally cool it’s very compliant I don’t think a kitten would go for that maybe a cat but not a kitten now but he didn’t wrap the head though I mean you got a enclose the head and put breathing holes I mean I know I listen to I don’t know that’s not my advice I’m not just that my advice either but I’m just saying it seems if just for a second it’s got to be completely wrapped well listen no one else has been able to wrap a cat at all this is the only guy who’s been able to do that but I will say I did find out that that cat passed away not as a result of being wrapped in a Christmas wrapping but very shortly thereafter did not even get to experience that video going viral back in 2009 sad so I don’t know I don’t think there’s a connection but there may be I think the the conclusion is if you’re going to wrap your cat you need to you need to put the kitten in a box right before you hand it to the person and then they can take the lid off but I just want to go a step further with breathing holes yes with breathing holes but I want to go one step further here and say you you really need to think this through because by putting a cat in a box you are contributing to the cat anti-christmas sentiment that is going across cat them you know cats I hate Christmas yeah but I’ve amassed a few cat meme pictures here in order to prove my point to talk you out of wrapping your kitten this is my happy Christmas face oh this is hmm I get it it’s a smart cat every year it’s the same thing you dress me up like this then wonder why I knock over the tree I doubt that happens you know cats knock over trees man they eat ornaments they urinate on things is what they do those candy canes I’m making you fatter it’s my favorite little guilt cat it’s cancer so snoring your gift is in the litter box and lastly last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died okay hopefully we talked you out of that one all right another quick one from saw your hole come says how to fall asleep on Christmas Eve people need to learn how to form questions how do I fall asleep on Christmas Eve is probably the better way to ask that but I’m going to answer it anyway study grammar first of all that’ll put you right out Sawyer this is a common question I remember having this feeling when I was a kid let me just tell you that you grow out of this I’m not going to have any trouble at all going to sleep on Christmas Eve I’m probably go to sleep at like 9:30 to be honest with you my kids are going to be up you can do whatever they want to Christmasy free running the house he’s a kid themselves eggnog but what you first of all eggnog will help depending on what’s in it if it’s spiked but the more serious answer is you just need to stand in the middle of your room stand up in the middle of your room and do math in your head until you fall asleep that always works for my kids and then you’ll fall over suffer a concussion and what’s Christmas without a concussion now it’s time for the axe styled in seconds challenge in this week’s AK style dos equis challenge link has to make a Christmas smoothie from assorted Christmas ingredients link what you got over there I got some candy canes gingerbread women a fruity Christmas cake turkey apple cider and eggnog okay so link has to take all these ingredients blend them create a smoothie then pour the smoothie into his empty glass and finish the smoothie in the time that it takes me to style my hair link are you ready yes styling begins in 3 2 1 go turkey nastiness ah how’s that how’s that Christmas smoothie ha well you can’t do it okay oh well hey stop son where you’re at cuz I’m done well are you vomiting over there yeah I couldn’t it was so chunky man oh god something oh something whoa nasty chunks in there turkey chunks gingerbread women turkey chunks Oh another worse than a chunky gingerbread woman okay I pulled ahead with one week to go how does that shake link that’s smoothie I’m gonna start selling that on the street I thought I was just gonna be able to knock your back man but you knocked me out you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday beats me mythical mel boater magically spins sometimes it’s delayed because someone has to walk over to it no in order to spent no magic its message is not listening well and then sometimes it actually comes up and comes over to the table but that might require a lot of chaos uh and walking through frame hook here here we go my goodness look at it is floating is fluent California it’s floating near rhett and Link this is our first season watching tea mm and we’d love to contribute to your mythical mail boater the styling head is for link to practice cutting women’s hair for his mobile salon business look at that length then look at this it’s like your daughter Lieutenant Worf is in honor of Rhett becoming a Klingon and check this out as for the 40 caliber bullet it doesn’t mean anything we just thought it would be cool to look at the mythical male boater and know there is a live round in there somewhere thanks for making a great show for us we’ll be seeing you every weekday yes Frick family from oh and look this a hollow-point forty round they join 40 caliber oh they drew uh they drew us from the broccoli episode that’s a yes a sketch there that is quite a rendering for any safety concerns the bullet may pop if subjected to extreme heat or pressure but it will not fire with any penetrating force unless it is first loaded into a gun so even if the mythical build motor were to be burned crush or dropped from a tall building which we may very well do if it gets big enough there would be no bullet firing out of it thank you for the clarification is pretty cool that now we actually have live ammunition we have live ammunition that is being added to the mythical male bone brick family you guys get a sign good mythical morning poster available for purchase at dftba.com slash rhett and Link they don’t want this on there right they just want me to use this now that my own personal use he goes on there really nothing this is for me I think the bullet is for the lump this is for bath time this is for practicing you know what time it is I’m Shane Ephram so yeah yeah I don’t put them up from each side to spin the wheel of mythicality you can win a one-of-a-kind sign poster only available as part of our 12 mythical days of Christmas over at facebook.com slash rhett and Link so head over there and participate you can start now you can still win all the stuff from everyday up until now and stay tuned to good mythical more where Rhett is going to drink some of this you both suddenly don’t recognize each other hey hey man uh who are you your um man’s money my name is Rhett you’ve been here oh you’ve been here a while yeah I’ve been sitting here for I don’t know past nine minutes or so weird because I have been – what’s your name link it’s not real name is it yeah well yeah it is was that short for well as short for Lincoln but it is real C is a game with the sea yeah a lion see like zinc it rhymes with zinc you know Lincoln’s with the sea in Lincoln’s with the K that’s stupid well with that so my parents they always come at you call my parents stupid stranger I think we should keep her right there and if it’s a local look and look the way that it is you can’t she likes she looks like she’s naked naked baby doll Oh see I just dropped it cuz shot off and I went through your glasses