our kids have written some inappropriate Christmas girls let’s talk about that good mythical morning horse I would like to acknowledge your sweater now okay if you are easily offended by very festive things or very inappropriate things in a very immature way then you might just need to cover your earholes now my son Lincoln is eight my son Lando is three and even my daughter Lily uh this applies to her to some extent she is ten they will get into these laughing fits and upon investigation ever realized that it has something to do with how they’ve invented some new potty humor or potty terminology just about invented foul mouth type of stuff and no they just they come up with concepts that I think are just just for shock value and it just goes totally to potty town that’s where I pretty much the only place he goes yeah that’s pretty much it now Lincoln started singing Christmas carols and changing the words and they just went nuts over this stuff I mean Lily would just almost pee your pants laughing so hard and him coming up with this stuff and I thought to myself I am going to channel all of this energy and creativity into something where he can he can learn now he needs to be practicing his handwriting and learn he can learn so I said Lincoln I want to give you an assignment I was about to go to work I want you to write down the most inappropriate Christmas Carol you can come up with and his eyes got really big it’s like wow all of a sudden this is being sanctioned I was like yeah I want you to come up with the grossest nastiest funniest cuz all those words are synonymous to him Christmas Carol you can’t I want you to write it down when I come home all I want to see that assignment and now you told me that you had given this assignment and I thought to myself this is a great idea and uh I and I have two boys as you know Locke and Shepherd nine and five and I thought if I go home and I give my kids this assignment they’re gonna think I’m the best dad ever so that’s exactly what I do not going to tell him it was my assignment to you the second best daddy oh yeah yeah what else but the thing is is that they saw each other that day and so when I got home the lock was like yeah yeah yeah I know I know about I know about it I know about Lincoln’s Christmas Carol and I am all about doing he’s already on it yeah but we now but we decided to do a different Christmas so so we’re going to we’re going to read these things and then I think we should discuss is it appropriate that we gave these inappropriate aside well and let me premise this with it’s not I mean it’s just potty humor it’s it’s well you be the judge of that for real kids no Rena okay there’s no profanity you don’t know where mine goes okay well there’s no profanity in mine we drew the line somewhere now um Lincoln altered the words to it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas no that’s what I did oh yeah oh this is the most wonderful time it’s about right right that’s yeah I actually get those two confused it’s easy to do it’s the most wonderful time of the year yes I’m back on track now so am I gonna sing this yes I’m gonna sing this acapella I probably oh yeah okay I could play the mouth trumpet here we go um did a pretty good job with his handwriting so mission accomplished not really a spelling though are you ready hmm it’s the most stinkiest time of the year your farts will be going and loved ones are no ween it came from your ear right that’s good it’s the most stinky it’s time of the year that’s my caroling voice you’ll be burping the halls with gasps alien ball gasps alien balls gasoline gasoline boss you’ll be burping the halls with gasoline boss when security guards are here it’s the most stinkiest time of the year it’s giggling the end you might need to work on spelling you wrote the end pretty big gasp Allen balls gasoline balls interesting there’s a gasoline reference in my in my version really yeah and they did not consult on this okay so what I did is I sat down I print it out it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and then I just read the lyrics out to my 9 year old and 5 year old as they were together and they suggested replacements for different words as he did an ad-lib because I just you know I I figured that would be the the easiest way for them to do it and I just went with whatever they said and if you know sometimes they both had an idea and you wrote it down for them so really you did a lot of the heavy lifting here I’m just saying that that it doesn’t seem to be much learning what’s happening in terms of handwriting yeah maybe they didn’t learn as much okay let’s find out now you I’m going to read the over the worst of the song because you may not may not remember but you know the original words are it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas everywhere you go take a look in the five-and-ten glistening once again with candy canes and silver lanes aglow okay that’s the first part mm-hmm my kids it’s beginning to look a lot like poop mass everywhere you go take a look in the toilet there might be a dead mouse in it with gasoline canes and stupid little lanes to glow a glow okay so gasoline cane yes so this is it perfect nine year old five year old what is a gasoline King I don’t know nine year old comes up with gasoline canes and then five year old comes up with stupid little lanes Chevrolet stupid little and of course the second verse it’s beginning to look a lot like poop mess fire and every stole from the gasoline canes probably but the fartiest sight to see is them burn with glee on your own front door that says stupid so as you can see again Shepherd’s contribution to the second verse was on because original words are on your own front door Shepherd said how about on your own front door that says stupid we went with it and then there is this part that goes a pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots is the wish of Bonnie and Ben dolls that will talk and go for a walk as the hope of Janice and Jen and mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again that’s the original updated lyrics are a pair of pooping toots and a pistol that shoots yellow snow is the wish of Bonnie and bender they really didn’t get the syllables to match up very room dolls that will die and eat bloody pie is the hope of Janice and Jen and butts and cracks can hardly wait for toilets to flush again it’s beginning to look a lot like poop mess and on and on and on in ad ad nauseam there’s a there’s a little um rationale there that the toilets the butts and cracks are waiting for the toilets to flush again yeah there’s a longing there there seems to be a deep-rooted longing that I think really comes through but again you still did a lot of work for him which is a little well I didn’t attic fully understand the excitement I just thought it I don’t know as a handwriting experiment or assignment until I saw yours I just thought it was rewriting a song parallel okay maybe there’s some people out there saying you shouldn’t you should encourage your kids to use words like poop and gasoline and balls even there’s balls in my stinkiest yeah um pooping toots I think you know if if you’re too strict with the language of your kids then they’re just gonna you’re going to use it as an opportunity to rebel you might as well say hey this is not that big of a deal well I don’t necessarily want to give parenting advice okay my kids have it turned out yet I don’t know how they’re gonna turn out and we’re not really parents right this is all an act wait those are not our stage kids but I will say that when I gave my kids license like you said that had been it this had been sanctioned mmm they got this look in their eyes that they were like this dad is letting us do this and then we got into the car and they wanted to sing it’s beginning to look a lot like poop mess I said no no we don’t do that in the car we don’t do we only do that at the dinner table we don’t do this anytime we want there is a time where we’re gonna sit together and we’re going to come up with this beginning to look a lot like poop mess and you can do anything you want but just during that time and of course Dean I read it on good mythical morning but other than that you know we got to restrict a little bit and they respected that and so they don’t sing that in the car with their mom their mom is not happy about this I’m very happy about it I’m I don’t know if I’ve ever been this proud my entire life and not just of the handwriting of the content it’s pretty awesome the end you know what time it is hi I’m John from the Philippines now let’s spin the wheel of mythicality if you don’t have a pair of the mythical shoes this is the mythical 2.0 links got the pink mythical over there you can actually win your choice in size and color of the mythical shoe by participating in the mythical twelve days of Christmas if you win that is over at Facebook exclusively Rhett plans plays link like a guitar oh my goodness yeah my right-handed guitar will switch the switch places where you going to strum that catchin surge me I’m gonna strum on your stomach right here and I gotta do my braid I’m gonna do my fingerings on your forehead well do it on that do it on the forearm huh yeah you not change your cards sing something no I want it to get no look gilad it’s not a singing guitar making me make you hurting my leg bad they make you make guitar in two places man I let your guitar letting join there if I’m playing lead another guitar yo like chords here are four rapid-fire generator to turn today turds on the water is all the words I know from smoke on the water