do you know what the perfect free Christmas gift is no let’s talk about that good mythical morning yes my hair is down it will be up please do not fret welcome to a festive edition the next to last episode of GMM for 2013 that’s why we waited so late to tell you because we because we love you so much don’t worry we’ll be back as swiftly as possible which is going to be Wednesday January 8th right yes Wednesday January 8th we’re back it’s a short break got to take care of some things but we’re going to give you some advice with the help of qualified a qualified individual that’s going to get you through the holidays we ask you to ask us for advice and then you’re running on facebook we read it and sometimes we bring in reinforcements do you think we need reinforcements today no yeah of course we do welcome to good mythical morning Chuck one no faster Klaus cook bring it here let’s let’s bring him all the way up here yeah scoot all the way in shut what are you see it you know it’s a Christmas tradition to see you yes it is Merry Christmas Merry Christmas guys my kids will be upset that they double shake they couldn’t have missed them man I mean look forward to them more you know see the kids well this is cozy work that out next year out what have you been just great just gives like a two second update oh just great great that was fun haven’t known what you can’t fit my life into two seconds Touche yeah sorry sorry I didn’t leave you thinking all right Chuck I have you have you worked on any animals lately yeah a lot of them anything exciting any humans lately um I’m when you work on a human call me I told you about the guy that wants me to skin him really really what yeah he’s got the permit and everything alive what no hopefully not hard to get him to stand still no he’s all tatted out and he’s gonna have his skin done after you dead right hopefully and you’re gonna do this yeah call me you’re gonna we’ll make it into a rug or something no I make it into like you know have you seen them in the tattoo shops they put them in a frame be like a guy’s back piece and there’s really a little strange because I was trying to explain them how I’m gonna have to wait you know he won’t care he is your question no I’ve never been in a tattoo parlor and seeing the skin of a dead tattoo well person do you how they do it in tattoo parlors satisfied customers are plastered on the walls exactly it’s their best advertisement hey remember Joe well I remember that piece as much as I would love to continue talking about this and I do want you to know I know when you actually have that we’ll uh we’ve got some questions that we you know we give advice all the time but you’re older and wiser and more like Santa so we work with dead things that’s right and you’re contemplating tax are demising a human so let’s get a question from Zoe Davies she says what do you do when people knock on your door singing carols but they sound awful what do I do is I join in because me singing makes them sound good well that’s kind of you you know and then that way it you know so you don’t you can’t carry it to not even in a bucket as they say you want me to give you example yeah sure okay name a song jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way that’s good it is sing oh holy night that’s hard oh holy night yeah that’s horrible I don’t know the words to yeah that was where he’s going keep going you better help me because I can’t sing a lick okay I to me just you know okay now it all makes sense it does your zero if you saw my last one on my point it when they going in and it flips or spirits cuz you make Tai thought what you were saying it would be like if they come in and they’re like jingle bells you like jingle bells ding I seem like a crazy person knowing Oh whack away loaded what well that would work see you’re getting you’re going with it you just start belting it out next twenty work those Dan Kim two first names one for a man one for a woman that’s what it says on his license plate he has options or she what is the perfect gift that cost little to no money perfect free Christmas gift yes we’re to it okay I thought about this what you do is you get one of your old gym socks gift some buttons needle and a thread get yourself a brown paper bag and you’re right on it you know do-it-yourself sock puppet kit sock puppet kit does it come with instructions if you need instructions well you could that’s sad you need instructions even something is wrong step 1 so buttons on an eye pattern step 2 stitch smile on puppet if wanted if desired or you could put a little felt in there and cut out some lips yeah I mean you know you have you done it man on it uh I can’t comment on that sir I’m Santa I mean it’s it’s it’s free giveaway the trade secrets it’s free but it’s a used gym sock as you say hey you can’t what doesn’t have to be I mean that would just be what I would do but you could use it in conjunction with the first question because if you really want to make somebody think you’re crazy when they start singing yeah hand out your little shaker Brown yeah you oh holy night puppet I don’t know the word okay we’re gonna have to help me Amy Jones speaking of bad gifts or freakiest sorry how do you respond when you get bad gifts like used underwear or a sock puppet do-it-yourself kit yeah who gives used underwear what what kind of what kind of person gives used under way I wash it I would like to you know fold it she needs some new friends it’s not a hand-me-down I like a younger sibling maybe but not for not wrapped up as a present no but what I would do don’t send it to me I’ll mount it on a nice plaque put a little brass engravement on it then they can gift it back to him next year and what would it say slightly used underwear – I would say something like well I don’t know who it’s from but would after me say it’s from is from Timmy Timmy Kimmy’s used on your ear Timmy your underwear stinks Christmas 2014 I like or something let you know however I might thanks for the skid Moton you know what a that no you can’t say skidmark you know I might sooner you my dirty underwear and have you melted like just like it has a personal thing that’s a totally new business opportunity for you it is man I’ll be stuffing dead underwear stuffing dead underwear and we’re not gonna wash it either okay stuff underwear every morning by the way alright with myself well I’m glad you’re here cuz not you can you can witness our last challenge in the ex Thailand seconds challenge I can’t wait you can be the judge really ah we don’t need oh there’s nothing be expected yeah okay okay it’s time for the last act styled in seconds challenge now let me tell you what’s at stake I’m up five challenges to four which means that we can either tie if link wins this week’s challenge or I could take it all home and this is what’s at stake the loser has to get his entire torso waxed so so I’m going to get wax you’re getting waxed no matter what and based on the little hairless sticking out on top of your shirt you’re due for a waxing so it if I win that’s so you also have to get wax yeah bear is a baby’s butt all right okay and what the task is this week is link is going to have to put Christmas lights on the Christmas tree while wearing Christmas stockings on his hands in Chuck testa Claus will be a conscientious conscientious absurd you guys here’s a projector he’s not gonna be an objector he’s just gonna be an observer okay here we go link are you ready I’m ready styling begins in three two one Wally go go go go you’re cheering for me no I mean you can’t do it no no well the other way well the other way why you want me to go the other way so you’ll lose you you were pulling for me a second ago well I’m not gonna get it actually beat me I recently got my hair so cut back come back up and something’s happening with this you never disappoint Oh my Luckies come on link winning win it look Simba losing my cool here okay nervous don’t get no totally I don’t whether to mean any any consternation here totally good or confrontation look at that way to go Chuck I won so the final score ever act style and Sega’s challenge is ret six-link full what are you looking at uh it’s gonna hurt I know yeah okay so tomorrow wife is gonna be happy Matt go under the wax you wife’s gonna love it she likes this manliness man but just for a little bit just a picture you as a teenage boy come on dog no I’m gonna ignore that entirely for every reason imaginable motion Elise carton ooh tune in tomorrow when it all comes off Chuck were you sing with us yes I will I know you’re not any good at it but I’m not you’re good you’re good to know what day it is just a Thursday Thursday means mail you don’t know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means man can’t see harmony with you now I don’t know what happened he was it like some kind of alien harmony that makes sense in another dimension that’s me read it man but this I gotta say is one of my favorite ever gifts that we have received okay dear retinol II my name is Daniel Cedarburg and I’m a roaster in my parents shop in Watertown Wisconsin called connection cafe and in gratitude to your morning show good mythical morning I have sent you a package this package contains a blend of coffee that I have roasted myself the coffee is supposed to mirror the personality of you two it is a single origin coffee from Brazil I gotta say we took this to the Starbucks to have them roast it I mean to have him grind it grind it for us and they were blown away they were like where’d you guys get this coffee what is this this is amazing hey guys smell this all the employees were smelling it anyway we have not we’ve smelled it so far is that maybe the second best guests we’ve ever gotten for Christmas the first is to gift you’re gonna give us oh thank you dr. house Cedarburg you have anything for us we’re not putting this on the next email all day we’re gonna drink it we might put the bag on there later you know okay I just happened to have some gifts for you guys what are these oh you remember yes socks they’re socks thanks for there’s a lot from my pals at richer or poorer I wanted to get paid like a sponsorship well sort of the patreon socks really obviously they’re poor but but I thought of you guys could have your make a sock puppet they’re not used they’re not gentle next year you make sock puppets okay so we wear them for a year you wearing yellow socks you know what time it is Hut my name is Lukas Farris I’m from Rock Hill South Carolina and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality thanks to Chuck testa Klaus for being with us make sure you check out Chuck on his YouTube channel Ojai Valley taxidermy if you’d like to see things tax or demise or you want to learn about things being tax or demise or you just like to see Chuck because as you can see he’s a pretty funny guy check him out on his YouTube channel Rhett announces that he is running for president hey Rach what’s up you can say it line two Oh what’s up Rhett we’re waiting did I tell you guys about my plans no yes hear it no wait you said no yeah let us hear it 2016 you hear what’s going down hmm no I don’t know what happens every four years guys um we don’t want to talk about puppet convention at comic-con yeah so I’m going to go to the sock puppet convention at Comic Con like we do every year but also just faith I’m announcing I’m running for president of the sock puppet convention Wow yeah Chuck is gonna be my vice president and link you can be my secretary and by that I mean the one that checks my emails it’s a really prestigious position link link is a good secretary yeah but you got right link but you got except when I smooth chess for it you know what they say about spaghetti sauce from a taxidermist yeah you never go back I thought they said never eat spaghetti sauce made by Texas yeah not straight for long no that’s not what they say no