this this and this of just scratching the surface of the 25 worst hair styles on the internet let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for joining us thank you for making us a part of your daily routine we do this every weekday listen you could spend hours going around the internet like I know you always do trying to find the worst hair styles out there in picture form but you know what we’ve done the work for you so just sit back relax and enjoy this list of the 25 worst hair styles ever okay here we go it’s like his bangs are venetian blind he’s got the blinds open how would you go about closing them just take the rubber bands off uh we call this one open for business this is looks like as a mugshot I think so the last thing you want when you’re going into prisoner handle bars on top of your head yeah we call this one prison bars never has a look on someone’s face more perfectly complemented the style of their hair yeah I think this was actually an assignment or physics class and that assignment was to represent chaos theory with your haircut I want to call it a plus I agree it looks like he’s in trouble and I don’t think this is a hairstyle I think he was just arrested within the middle of cutting his own hair now this is a fashion statement this is a headband he made out of his own hair I’m gonna call this one the halo halo this guy’s obviously a muppet fan Ralph that’s who that is yes colander I see the resemblance and the cool thing about this one is the sides are totally detachable you know I wouldn’t want to I wouldn’t want to lose one I like curtains you know if you just have one and then you don’t you lose the other one then you just kind of lopsided it’s all one piece though oh really well suspected now I did not know you could have a spike and a bulk cut at the same time and cornrows doesn’t cornrows those are racing stripes I think I think that is the technical term okay I’m calling this one striped Bowl spike sounds like a medieval weapon this one we’re calling the pink hawk pretty obvious it’s pigtails in a mohawk little-known fact is the the pink hawk was an actual animal that has now gone extinct but has been resurrected on this guy’s head really truly this is a Krusty the Klown haircut and this guy did this haircut to benefit charity oh yeah it seems like it was for a good cause I was thinking that what is happening here that’s hair comb down into on the front of this guy he’s like st. he sculpted the hair on his forehead and I believe it’s interactive if you pull that cord the pattern changes okay we’re calling this one no one in their right mind would pull that cord I wouldn’t hmm grandpa lovely figure either that or a cult leader of them made a bold choice here I I think this one’s completely practical though he just hangs his keys on that loop there in the front okay we’ll call this one the janitor okay it looks like she went deep-sea diving and something attached itself to her head oh she’s obviously a marine biologist okay we’ll call this an the specimen okay now you might think this is a mug shot but it’s actually the yearbook photo of a high school principal he’s having a bad year we call this one you don’t want to get sent to my office another school photo here this guy’s just trying to be tall enough to qualify to get on Space Mountain okay there’s no the height requirement yeah this is got at least 44 inches you can go to your barber and ask give me an at least 44 inches and this is what you’ll walk and depending on your starting height it depends on the length of the hair okay this should not be on the list this is actually amazing this is ingenuitive progressive so the problem is hair and functional yeah that’s the back so the front he’s got Sun shields in the front in the back I just imagine the conversation with the barber no I actually want my hair to be a hat yeah we’ll call this one hat head we’re just kind of repurposing the term it this is what it means in the new millennium this one we’re calling the comb almost over he does not understand a fundamental principle of the comb-over and that is you do not try it until you know you can make it he looks defeated you know he’s looking down I think he knows it is like with this is the best this as far as they would go I did it and I’m sorry don’t be sorry kaijin introduces practically perfect here it might be perfect if it didn’t look like her jellyfish was trying to mate with her head does she know that’s what’s happening back there she can probably feel it it’s probably squishy we’re calling this in the Portuguese mane of hair there’s something very middle earth about this guy like if you were to combine every character on Lord of the Rings into one person yeah I don’t exactly know why but it just comes across that way we call this one the desolation of haircut this guy is obviously home-schooled call it thanks mom okay I’m just calling this one poor guy yeah just guys should have made a different decision I don’t see anything wrong with this girl’s here I like it yeah it’s nice what’s happening in the front here I think that space and time are bending within this boy’s hairstyle we’re calling this one the wormhole he’s lost mini combs is that a handlebar moustache on your forehead or are you just happy to see me you know I think this guy has an underdeveloped conjoined twin in his forehead with an overdeveloped mustache we call it Bobby okay this is what happens when you cross a Hari Krishna with a redneck yeah I liked meditate but I also liked a party Hari Krishna okay here’s what’s happening here way back in the 1980s women with this hairstyle were actually worshipped as gods or they were just going to the mall call this one meet me at the food court this took some time and commitment wow this is intricate it’s fashionable but I think this one’s also functional a guy if he jumps from a height of 12 feet or more the wings flap out he gently floats down to the ground we call this in the glider I’d love to comment on this guy’s hairstyle but I can’t see it because of the cat turds how do you train a cat do that to perch each time we call this one litter box all right there you have it people thank you for liking and leaving a comment if you know of a worse hair style than these let us know you know what time it is I’m dan from Washington DC and I’m bill from Buffalo New York and that’s where the president leaves it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality if you like drinking liquids or possibly solids out of mugs that say good mythical morning on them that can happen if you go to rhettandlink.com/store and pick up one of these click through at the end of this episode of good mythical more where we discuss some of the best haircuts on the Internet Oh just to balance things out figure out how to save the world what do you want to figure out I feel like we should figure something out yeah let’s put our let’s bend our minds towards something I feel like I could come up with something really great right now let’s figure out don’t sound like too high though not we shouldn’t be too high like we shouldn’t do anything like try to save the world no let’s do it and I think I’ve got the answer okay what we’re gonna do something to do with toothpicks mm-hmm okay and rubber bands that’s what I was thinking with me here toothpicks and rubber bands give everybody a toothpick in a rubber band or now give everyone a toothpick or rubber band everybody gets a toothpick or a rubber band and it requires cooperation yep and then what do they do with them cooperate which therefore and thereby saves the world now I knew that was what we were doing you should be flattered we just named her top five in the world not really right I didn’t I feel like that’s what that this was it’s not what it was