today we’re all going to learn how to cry on command let’s talk about good mythical morning mythical beasts I just want to want to thank you for honor thank you for making this show a part of your daily routine it means a lot to us I see what you’re doing here it’s not working documents all right but I am here to help today I have done some research oh ah ladies and gentlemen we are going to learn this together I have a number of steps that we are going to try in order to be able to produce tears on command which is a very useful thing I’m just going to go through a quick list just to make sure everyone is compelled to try this at home along with us there could be a big finale to this thing too involving onions and products that vaporize into tears question mark I don’t know getting pulled over by a cop you got to be able to cry I think I would give it a minute ikut I’m sorry for getting your homework assignment in class I just meant to do it but I didn’t know crying it’s okay right I can be effective if you want to get a llama saj from yours if you want to get a little massage if you want to get a French massage from your life you cry funny over such a hard day and that would work if I can make myself cry when attending a funeral of a person that you do not like oh that’s good you got to be able to conjure up the tears during a Nicholas Sparks movie with a girl or guy that you do like Nicholas Sparks I will cry in a heartbeat I mean I’m not I don’t need I don’t need it to fake it I’m gonna cry the notebook so for you that’s one of the things the notebook I like lost a pound Washington moving water weight it was all water way and finally when you’re saying I do at your wedding ceremony important it’s pretty good to follow that up with a sweet tear action sweet to your action all right so according to my research that there’s these are not linear steps these are all different techniques that we are going to try then we hand we have cry camps we each have our own cry camp you’re going to give a technique and then we’re going to try it out and see if we can cry and the foot that if I cry first you have to make yourself cry by eating an onion and putting some vapor rub on your eyes and vice versa Oh which is a very extreme technique and if neither of us cry we both got to do it so that’s what’s at stake here kind of makes one crowd you’re thinking about and if both of us cry Ben Jason is Steve you have to do it in good mythical more oh yeah what one technique to this is alcohol this the actors technique put yourself in a sad state of mind it’s very organic listen to a sad song which I have a sad song here that I’m going to play and then think of something that makes you sad what are you thinking about what do you think about the time my mom left me at the pool and I couldn’t get in and I had to walk home well laughs that’s funny what are you thinking about and Tucker died your dog oh yeah that would sad you know my uncle yeah my dog I just feel like I look constipated my eyebrows like waggling my right eyebrow are you about to cry at all no it takes more time okay let’s move on we don’t have time for this jazz we had a move some said Josh I didn’t think that was jazz but okay uh I know that another technique I’ll call the Yong technique why because you yawn repeatedly and it can bring tears to your eyes we look like like the scream mask from scream you got a little wet and I said yeah good laughs I got nothing the tear has to drop for it to count oh here has to drop keep looking forward tear has to drop nope not happening it got absorbed no man I got so close they’re all over my eyelashes I’m a pro all right third technique close your nose with your fingers and exhale as hard as you can with open eyes I don’t go actually exhale are dry things like that like keep your mouth closed don’t don’t up don’t clear your airway whatever let’s go keep the air in no blow it out your mouth yeah really I think you hold your breath exhaling hard I want a real faint oh oh oh I got a headache oh oh I just deprived myself with so much oxygen that Oh what you okay I’m gonna cry though all right I generated another one but it won’t fall are you okay you want any take over join it hit you pinched you is there not a tear on my nose russer russer dude I I blew so hard that my brain freakin exploded it was painful like oh my gosh don’t do that a tech the brain explode technique is not a good one number five I’m really close to having a tear make a crying face wrinkle your chin up like people do in there bawling frown do some body motion similar to crying I think mate crying noise this is what it’s a little it’s a later it’s a later stuff I’m gene okay I’m gonna pinch myself hard on the skin between my finger and my thumb it doesn’t hurt oh it hurts I got no nerves there is are therefore you know it doesn’t know that’s not going to work make your breathing similar to crying breath make crying noises which I was I was getting ahead of myself there you can also you can also run and make yourself out of breath get your knee on sale outro not gonna happen we just gotta almost had it actor did Oh is it coming out yet it’s like it is I think I’ll cry I feel like I’m very moist but no tonight it feels like they’re all oh my gosh okay guys the extreme we got some vapor rub here you’re supposed to put this under your onion and then you’re supposed to take you’re supposed to cut an onion but we’re gonna like take a bit chunky bite out of the onion let’s do this at the same time so I would say you get oh wow get a little bit on two fingers right yeah you just want a little too much don’t get this in your eyes you’re not try this at home oh how much you got it you got to do enough to make yourself cry though Oh trust me is it hot is that too much yeah just a little bit put it on the day are just a little dab’ll do and then eat the apple it’s it eat the onion like an apple ohh smack ohh this is gonna work skin calm oh you eat more don’t die on me mine’s coming man don’t die on me again no don’t take a look at me I’m crying like crazy no feel like am I not no tears man please put your onion on my oh man we can’t cry cry fail I feel like I’m so close to crying alright thanks for liking and commenting on this video because I mean we tried right and it makes a difference you know what time it is hi I’m Jesse from Honolulu Hawaii time to spin the wheel of mythicality I’m actually crying now now I’ve opened my eyes a little bit more and I’m gonna cut this onion right under my eyes there are tears in good mythical more I will cry today follow us on Twitter rhett and Link we’re amazing Twitter if ik things happen the funnier trash Jax on the Twitter referee gets what the internet is I’ve been meaning to tell you something what you know that’s an onion right yeah this is you know this is the internet right and what exactly is that because you don’t remember what is this thing that we’re on this is like our livelihood and you don’t even remember what it is I kind of think about it if I don’t like this and you don’t even know what I I kinda realize it’s sad but I I thought I knew you but I thought I knew you I might come here every day I come here I’m like what is it that we’re doing this on in your like theater dad I’m like I don’t know what that is nothing can’t do it I gotta get in the mood