GMM 373: NERF Firing Squad ft. Our Kids

in this video we’re going to be blasted with every single Nerf dart that our kids own let’s do that good mythical more damage oh nice today today could turn out to be I predict a very painful episode we’ve had painful episodes in the past but this one my friends could potentially take the cake but maybe we’ll learn something in the process I don’t know we’re going to learn anything but I think once again we’re gonna do something for your entertainment that involves us going through pain and our children and Nerf blasters now you may hear a lot of them off-camera here occasionally like some plastic rattling and that kind of thing that’s because right off camera here we have all five of our children they’re being as quiet as they possibly can be right now but the deal is is that we wanted to bring them on the show today because something is overtaking both of our households and that is Nerf blasters you’ve seen these things we have a bunch on the table behind us right here these are the the Nerf blasters they know tread they know what they are have two little darts out every I think everybody knows what they are I well I didn’t until my son brought one home because I didn’t have these as a child really I did I had a nerf football now the thing that I did not have a full appreciation for how it could change my lifestyle as a father now whenever I go home I am like the human target like I’m just you look like a try I go around a corner and I’m just flinching waiting for a Nerf dart to hit me in the in the well it I’ve been hit everywhere well you have built-in eye protection though because really the only thing that you really have to worry about when it comes to these things is is the eyeballs I’ve got big eyeballs that really bug out of my head there’s a great chance of me getting hit in those when you fire it at me so one of the rules in my house is you can’t shoot daddy but somehow daddy gets shot quite a bit anyway which shows you how well of a hold I have on my household well not too good you’re also a big target I am okay so before we get to the main event we want to bring on our residential residential resident experts my son Lincoln and lock Rhett son uh come on boys all right now pull up a chair pull up a chair I want you to understand this good jump here space guys scoot your chair number one they’re a lot smaller than we are but we’re not gonna adjust for the Headroom okay number two like this and talk uh number two how you guys doing that’s the number number two good real good yeah now on a scale of one to ten how obsessed with Nerf blasters are you good good that was great now kind of give us a rundown on what you I’m sorry you had a questoin during what is this what kind of jacket do you deny your tactical vest like an old four magazines a sword two guns and twelve darts tell us about your oppressive your Arsenal’s um at our houses we have what do you have and I have a gun rack that I have like six or seven guns on with Matt what kind what what kinds of blasters do you have on your name I have a submachine gun what do you have linking well I like this big one it’s called the Hale fire it’s like a revolver with all the clips in the revolver was like a revolver to me let’s clip it’s a magazine yeah fed Robert revolvers and what do you guys what kind of research do you guys do on the top oh I just watch videos we go to YouTube what do you learn um we learn actually we learn a little bit about spring-powered stuff we learn how to modify blasters taking our air shifters making it so can load Dart pretty exciting stuff what’s the most important factor in a good blaster we talking range accuracy Lincoln me is probably accuracy or a change your to your range for me it’s a bit of what mood I’m in it’s hurt accuracy and range because I’m a sniper or a or a heavy assault one okay all right guys now let luck why do you why do you uh I told you not to shoot me why do you shoot me from time to time um because it’s actually just really fun okay it’s a nerve master so nobody’s gonna hurt you you’re kind of being a wimp if you think they hurt oash and Lincoln what is our rule in our house no she in the face and my house we can’t chew inside man yeah it sucks okay so this is what we’ve decided to do uh you’re going to bring in your your brothers and sister the gang’s all invited to get it all out of your system we have every gun that use every nerf blaster that you guys own and every single dart that you own is on this table and on your vest here and you’re going to unload it on us while we’re blindfolded I actually left like two uh sorry home though okay well it’ll still be awesome I think you got plenty so let’s do it as you can see we are blindfolded that’s for our protection and for dramatic effect and our children our offspring there’s precious as they are are poised to blast us into eternity with every blaster and dart that they have in their possession kids are you ready to unleash a nerf heck on us Lily are you ready yes Shepherd are you ready Wow Locke are you ready what do you think oh I think you are nicely played son yeah Lincoln are you ready of course Lando are you ready okay well I picture him giving her thumbs up right now yep two fingers in the mouth equals one thumbs up okay here we go guys we’re gonna count down from seven why not uh and then we’re gonna say blast and you guys can blast away seven six five four three two one blast Oh everyone’s in you I’m not bi you weight of a mouth I got shot at um dude I gotta keep it coming kids bring it yeah you got nothing you got what happens if your foot oh well you’re getting it all three in the bow even my mouth yes oh and say oh yeah go for the toilet oh oh what’s going on oh yeah what are the issues no sat in the dip it I wasn’t a mega time I heard this not a joke no don’t shoot the crazy big ones don’t you go alright right you get everybody grab everybody grab them got humped in the fire alright hit right in this I saw you do it reloading ha nice look whoa I’m not one rat oh good kid oh he bit me on the hand I stepped on his finger you getting tired I’ve shown I’m shooting a slug you now no no shoot little one Oh long did you aim at him we’re good I’ll take one off all right guys you done are you done seven six five four three two one no okay that’s it you’re done you’re done okay guys good job I’ll give you a hand here I ate three darts oh stop like literally put the guns down we surrender we surrender oh I ate three darts I did not I got one right there on the left ah it’s still a little bit blurry but I didn’t need any those are toxic you know that thank you for liking and commenting on this video it makes a difference you know what time it is hi guys my name is Cody Williams I’m from Pennsylvania and you know what time it is time to spin the wheel of mythicality if you like to have liquid in a container when you’re drinking it well that can be taken care of by simply buying the good mythical morning mug at rhettandlink.com/store so small your other link march needs in this episode bye slow motion action fight how’s that moving Oh your son’s back there alright guys you’re gonna have to help us with this slow motion action right back here [Music] oh don’t bite don’t bite if you’re gonna do it do it slow motion okay so are you talking back there this is probably a good time for me to let you know that the reason we let you do that is because we’re that’s bad

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