parents in a northern Mexican state are no longer legally allowed to name their kids Facebook Hitler Robocop and a list of other bizarre names let’s talk about that buenas mythical dias okay I’ll go with that there was a news article floating around that you may have seen that I want us to weigh in on of course a new law in the northern Mexican state of Sonora bans parents from registering names for their children defined by the authorities as derogatory pejorative discriminatory or lacking in meaning now the civil registry has distributed a list of 61 specific names that are illegal now it’s illegal to name your child these 61 names and and there’s certain that’s well I would say at least half of them are notable enough for us to step through each one of them because ultimately I think we can affect some sort of change that’s my hope I’ve read the list and I’m saying some of these should not be illegal and you’re missing an opportunity here Sonora Mexico for some for some fabulous names and you think they’re going to listen to us well I think we should write a letter but what I want to do is I want to take you through the list and I want to formulate what we think should be the things should be the names that should be legal okay we’re gonna make the now illegal names Lucy pair the 61 down okay I feel equipped to do this first of all they donated most of the list based on people who actually named their kids this so an example in the town of Navajo uh a boy was recently named Juan calzone translation one panties that’s unfortunate that is an unfortunate name so they outlawed naming your kid panties how do you raise your name if you want panties raise your name raise your hand raise your hand right yeah raise your name to whatever okay here we go going through the list panties that should be illegal I’ve got to go with the I gotta go with the people of neck aiko of sonora no person should be named panties I’m sorry that should be illegal we could I I agree with you on that one yeah could you what yeah there’s no need to be but what was but what was the hell no you know I don’t know what you’re looking at the laundry and you’re like hmm I’m having a tough time with children’s names pansies uh Burger King now one note here that’s that’s two names in my book it’s also a restaurant yes it is it’s a fast food chain is it not um so I guess technically you could name your kid burger or king but you can’t put the two together even even with a space burger king is is illegal this should not be illegal the slogan of Burger King is have it your way yes so that mean I mean if I Ron can’t have the child’s name the way you want it just like a burger from Burger King in fact I think that was now that makes sense to me panties no sense Burger King it’s like what are you gonna name our kid having a Burger King let’s name the child Burger King yeah the government that on the list of reversals the government should say have it your way yeah have it your way with your child yeah name bacon they outlawed Rambo that’s a huge mistake yeah I mean whistlin is awesome I mean if Rambo was friends with Lando be like hey look at Rambo and Lando playing together that would rhyme I mean that really shouldn’t be a good reason I don’t think the people of Sonora will be confessed by that but well why don’t you name the kid Rambo have you have you seen the movie it’s a character from a movie he’s awesome is something to aspire to he kills a lot of people he’s pretty great he wears a headband and that’s much al Rambo should be off of the list uh Facebook and Twitter wrote both of those now one thing to note these were not actual names they preemptively added these to their list somebody’s going to name their kid Twitter if we don’t watch out yeah you shouldn’t name your kids Facebook or Twitter that would really screw up their social networking potential but it’s interested me up on Facebook Facebook yeah follow me on twitter twitter you know i’m sure weird I’m sure Twitter is probably taken actually you think there’s an at Twitter yeah probably the Twitter if you probably the company yeah because I I find it interesting that they anticipate that people will want to name their kids fails though Twitter sounds it if Twitter wasn’t a thing it would be a good name Twitter come here you know any name the enzyme of the ER and Twitter uh James Bond and I’ll go ahead and say Harry Potter are both outlawed and again those are but James is okay bond is okay James Bond not okay Harry okay Potter okay Harry Potter not okay um I can see how it can cause trouble for kids I agree with this one Harry Potter seems like it that’s so cool no no no think about what think about there’s the kid named Harry Potter that’s no the kid named Rambo that’s cool kid named Harry Potter that’s two sacred no to sacred yeah he’s talking about cool okay Robocop okay they’ve said I guess someone’s name their kid Robocop um I wrote it does a half-human half-machine I don’t think that’s and it also implies law enforcement you know no that should be illegal because you you mean the person would like kidding they think would have he’d be doing citizen’s arrest so they would have authority that you really don’t also talk like this uh Christmas Day has been outlawed that should be illegal you can’t be named a holiday no I think I think that’s a good brainstorming place for names like holidays Halloween uh Thanksgiving that’s idiotic you should you should not name your child a holiday Presidents Day Valentine Valentine etiquette work because that was a name yeah it was already what about a magazine Rolling Stone not Rowland not the Rolling Stones this is the magazine illegal that should be illegal I will be can you can you can Rolling Stone sue a Mexican family for having a kid named after their no they can see what American family though you don’t know you don’t know I think I think they’re onto something here naming kids after magazines but going into like Anatomy is another question virgin can’t name a kid virgin no cuz I probably won’t last forever it only apply for a while Caesarion now that’s like short for Cesar I mean long for sea sir you could you could call it get Cesar and is yeah sure cesarean sounds a way to cut a while hoping to get a baby out yeah I think it’s an acceptable name just seems weird and even weirder circumcision this is on the list I mean there’s just it’s just circumcision is such a uncomfortable word picture for me that I would never give my kid I don’t want to think about circumcision every time I see a kid Yahoo uh no that’s not a social networking thing again no it’s not it’s a search it was a website Pocahontas that’s yes that’s a person’s name yeah a real company it wasn’t just a Disney movie why couldn’t you not name yourself Pocahontas or spin it I’m naming spinach yeah they outlawed spinach no that’s like spinach is good for you as a name no I think no I think any now fruit or vegetable is an acceptable name like the kid the same Apple the Paltrow kid Apple spinach spinach is going too far I agree with him on that rocky I know they have against Sylvester Stallone I know people named rocky and they’re they’re nice honking being how can naming someone rocky be illegal I don’t know now that should be off of the list questionable occupations like mistress that Joe we can’t do that yeah that’s like wishing wishing some witches you know that’s just not that’s not that has happened I assume that it has as well as US Navy that would be a complicated for like international relations the US Navy I think is enrolling at this school I think he would you work on US Navy though US Navy now these are obviously English translations of the Spanish word that means the same thing right except for a Snivy terminator they got these a border line for me that’s insourcing then you’re in there Hitler okay we’ll give you that I don’t name you kid lady die really email that makes email complicated I’ve thought about naming my send me an email who would think of that email at gmail.com uh scrub him whoa uh no comment Hermione so you got Harry Potter her MA you’ll give me you go with the whole it’s an actual name why can’t your name somebody an actual name private I like that one keep it to yourself in this is the weirdest one sponsorship how could you name a kid’s sponsorship so later later in his life he changes it to Burger King you know I’m saying right boy you’re born as sponsorship and then at age 21 you just if exposed at Burger King yeah that should be totally acceptable traffic I like the way that sounds is the name traffic come here boy Martian Martian it’s just not true you can’t name a kid Martian unless they are yeah but he might you might get on the the mission to Mars illuminated should be illegal that sounds good I like illuminated we’re not agreeing on a lot of these by the way finally Batman only Batman should be called Batman but what about illuminated back but Robin you could be able to call somebody Robin I’ve drafted the letter dear esteemed governor of sonora mexico we have reviewed your list of banned names and we believe there are a number of them that should be taken off of the list below as a link to a youtube video where we make a compelling case for which names should be excluded huh maybe we didn’t stop for the ones that we disagreed on thank you for taking the time to watch it and for changing the laws of your land because of it also thanks for liking commenting and subscribing oh that would be nice how the governor be your mythical best governor signed rhett and Link we are actually going to send this letter once we find out the address but we we will do it Thank You governor for doing all those things that we actually do including changing the laws you know what time it is I’m Blake from Indiana it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality it’s Friday and that means there’s another episode of our podcast ear biscuits this week very very special guest toby turner lots have you been asking for Tobuscus to be on the show and here’s SoundCloud iTunes listen to it people break bad hey man hey I got an idea for something very subversive that we should do together really yeah we got such a reputation for being good good boys yeah well you think about this we stop brushing our teeth Oh and sounds just let it rot inside there sounds bad every day we just breathe out nastiness on everybody including each other sounds bad we’d also save money on toothpaste yeah it doesn’t work anyway it’s a government conspiracy they put robots in their tastier oh I wouldn’t meaning to talk to you about this this morning was locked coming in the room and like you know our kids get in the bed in the morning often oh my goodness we have lost a light