GMM 395: Accidentally Saying “I Love You”

what do you do when you accidentally say I love you let’s talk about that good mythical morning we continue to feel the heat from your burning questions and we begin to feel that heat we say boy I’m glad I’m not cold anymore hi we should answer them it’s kind of burn enrico Mensa who probably has an incredibly high IQ says I get it what should I do he might even be in a clever the record I can get it of people with high IQs a society of sorts I still get it what should I do about right I love you to the wrong person in chat hmm in chat I mean there’s so many letters and I love you how do you accidentally write so you know I meant to say how you doing I don’t think that’s what he means I don’t really know what he means but what kind of chat are you and where I love yous being thrown around I mean with your mom it isn’t like a look at the 1998 chatroom right we’re not talking about that like Bob from Illinois okay okay sometimes you have two different chats open right one with your mom and one with like oh that’s a business associate or like just a friend well don’t love in that case and you copy and paste your typing wrong on or something in that case if you say I love you in the wrong box the perfect analogy for this is when you’ve been on the phone with a loved one who you did say I love you too right and then very soon after you’re on the phone with like a business associate and you’re like okay boyfriend that you know yeah Bob I’ll see I’ll see you in Illinois I see in the chat Bob from Illinois I’m gonna keep going with this okay I love you bye no as that happens I’ve almost done it multiple times never accidentally said I love you bye to a person who was perfect you’re going in to wrap up conversation mode and your brain neither neither access talking to my mom or talking to anybody but my mom or a loved one and if you do that though yaks that’s the wrong one you have to immediately hang up call back and be like I don’t love you I do not mean to say I love you it’s awkward you cannot let that sit out there because all these things will start and if the same thing in the chat if you realize you’ve done I love you in the wrong chat you got immediately there’d be they hold up I said I love you I didn’t mean it you’re probably okay but I did not mean to write I love you period and get out here’s the positive spin I think that it’s your subconscious telling you you want to define the relationship with this person no matter what it is so by your subconscious forcing you to express love when there’s nothing there that’s why at the clarify forces you to clarify the relationship right ask your subconscious wanting you to do that it’s all in your subconscious andrew Zegota asks should I become friends from gosh how do you pronounce that word friends friend I become friends with my mom on Facebook no Anna Catherine Carrie asked how do you reply when a total stranger do you have anything else add to that no likes or comments on your status or Instagram picture okay well first of all there’s a little feature if you’re really worried about strangers commenting on your Instagram you can make it private that’s the first point of advice the second thing is if you’re if you have a public profile and you got a stranger who comments on your photo you can reply first of all go all caps okay you got to be all caps and you say I’m going all caps who are you in all caps you can also say how do I know you all caps you could say how did you find out about me in all caps in multiple question marks it’s very effective okay or you could just say I’m standing outside of your window right now that would be weird but effective final question Mel Kali says how do I tell a friend I don’t want to follow her on Instagram without hurting her feelings because I really don’t care to see her post 900 selfies and uninstall or I’m gonna give some legitimate advice here okay yeah you know and you don’t have to tell her that you unfollowed her but you have to be ready to give the honest answer if she asks you why you unfollowed why’d you have follow me on Instagram I saw the other day well because I mean it’s just full of selfies and inspirational quotes and I’m already pretty inspired and I seeing you possibly is like a selfie already oh okay so why should i why should I see the selfies of you when I just see you that gives us a good point all the time maybe I’ll stop posting so many selfies well that that’s that’s that’s the message I’m trying to send but I would never say that to you oh so you’re some it’s a manipulative answer I don’t you know they should be the one you should apologize for I’m following a friend they should apologize for making a boring self-interested feed what better sing a song that was harsh you know what day it is it’s Thursday Thursday and Thursday means me Harmony’s always a little bit different got a little monkish there at the end can you send us something it will make its way all in the mail Boulder of mythicality that’s right is the mythical male Boulder rocket bracelet oh look at that this thing is this thing is good but it still only takes one person to move I just moves magically there’s nobody moving that yeah that’s right he’s a visit it just flat don’t get don’t poke yourself with that I’m well aware like a nostril or as a license plate your hole or anything like that oh gosh you didn’t see what happened but I reached for a piece of paper that is Flula you’re having a little trouble today it’s okay dear I’m Greg and Link and it spilled Rhett re h TT which is which is the accepted alternate spelling actually you know it makes more sense in the way it’s spelled I might change it officially wrapped um and this is from an insane here are some bacon stuff I hope you like it you said hope I really can’t speak today you should try it with bacon that’s funny I’m a fan from Texas money matters we’ll try it I have gotten all my teachers to watch your show oh we love teachers we love teachers big fan of teachers if we hope they’re all watching if you actually read this say the chosen one is the chosen one is rusty and I hope she’s a teacher too I just have enough dusty teachers teach me about zested things should I play the spoons or should I don’t beat us you should feed me what’s in that John Durr your nose bacon AIDS I’m gonna dusty I’m just gonna give you a little bit I hope it’s st teach me how to eat it teach me how to eat it teach me how to eat that bacon ace I said teach me how to hmm okay how is that a salty I hope you don’t give me any more that’s all the big names I’m gonna eat today in fairness I’m gonna take just as much I hope you’ll try some do do you think is st why don’t you teach us just how zesty it is I can’t get it figured out I’ll teach you how to do it you just swallow a little bit at a time oh you just swallow a little bit time you just put a lot in your mouth but you swallow in a little bit of attack oh you’re such a zesty teacher oh gosh everything tastes like bacon I can’t get that out of my mouth I’m second-guessing that well we also got a package here sent directly from the god I think I need to quit playing my guitar for this I don’t know who this is from this was sent direct from the factory so the person who’s Senate didn’t tell us Prout an overnight comput I know Alice’s level three now there’s like there’s two preceding levels they’ll step no no levels this is step this is a third step of two that we don’t have I don’t know what if I don’t know what step 1 and step 2 are but I figure they’re also a product give me that let me do this sit up here honor darah on our thing here mmm or just get up on your knees you face that way get up on my knees and face I’m gonna be a zesty teacher and give you a spray tan well let’s let’s save that for good mythical more I don’t want to do this right now really yeah I’m not ready to do it right this isn’t pointing I know well you just have to click through to the end thanks for liking and commenting on this video and to support the show and get a free trial of Netflix go to netflix.com slash rhett and Link that’s right new netflix sponsor and you know what it is everybody wins I was trying to say you know donors hi i’m jake from Oh Canada it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality if you’re going to be a playlist live later this month you can actually upgrade your pass to come to a live taping of good mythical morning and get a prize pack of all kinds of exclusive merchandise including a one-of-a-kind t-shirt just printed for that event so check that out link in the description or through to good mythical more for some spray-tan experimentation silly ending hey yeah we’re doing oh wow oh dude that’s gonna look great

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