there are certain things that you should say in another language that could save your life let’s talk about that a good a mythical morning I’ve been reading in the comments that many of you are all anxious about me knocking over my official good mythical morning pie ugh uh ye of little faith that’s why I moved mine right here so I can I’m not gonna knock this thing over I have an innate sound that was sOooo so close know where this thing is all right no that’s gonna have it here for today the weather is changing is getting warmer maybe your eyes on the horizon and you’re thinking where should I go with my free time my eye is on the sparrow and you want to do some traveling and you need some advice you asked us like we ever go anywhere but I’ll tell you we might have some advice so ask away mera Carmen pear malygos wow that is a good name I probably mispronounced it asks which are the top three phrases I must learn in the native language of wherever I decide to visit in order to not die emphasis on not dying uh this is a great question c’mere Carmen samara Carmen because but preparation is key and if you can’t learn a whole language you got to prioritize the things that you do learn true and if you want to learn things that are going to keep it from dying winning of the land because as we all know that happens uh then you got to know which ones to to know and when you die in another country it’s very confusing to get the remains about gosh it’s red horrible nightmare what do you do call the State Department should I ship them should I put them on a jet ski throw him real hard yeah depending on how far away it is we could do that I think here might I have three phrases I’ve got three – you have three phrases you can choose among the six my three phrases are one please don’t shoot me useful number two please don’t stab me equally useful and three I’m allergic to peanuts and bee stings that’s three you’re not allergic to either either of those of far as I know I I am NOT but if you are allergic to something you should you should be able to tell people that before you partake and eating whatever it is that you do can’t understand is on your plate but because I’m not allergic to anything then my third one is please don’t punch me in the face may not kill me but I’d rather not be punched in the face I realized someone in a foreign land you went directly with the hole not dying thing like I’m totally head-on that’s what you asked don’t shoot me why went kind of indirectly okay a is where’s the bathroom because holding it in for an extensive period of time can kill you that’s been proven so it has been I’ve proved it and in some countries if you poop or pee outdoors you will be executed well I need a list of those countries because anything could happen and I don’t want to be in those countries B is where’s the McDonald’s now you may think I’m crazy but when you’re traveling overseas a there is a McDonald’s in your country that just is part of the deal there’s everywhere and it the Big Mac always tastes exactly the same the coke always stays exactly the same is sometimes you may not be very happy with the local options and you may and you may think this is just not taking advantage of the culture but McDonald’s could save your life while on a foreign trip thirdly I’m just listening to the voices in my head okay you follow me here there are many situations that you can walk into when you’re in a foreign land where it’s something you might walk up on a drug deal you might walk up on a murder murder of some kind and they think you might be a witness and if you just say I’m just listening to the voices in my head they’ll be like all right he’s cool or he’s crazy that’s cool and crazy let him go let him off the hook any other questions don’t thinking me yeah we have another fly shoot jordan pearson asks what’s the best way to sleep on an airplane head on the food tray question mark okay first of all i’ll address the head on the food tray before we get into the correct answer because that’s not it i’ve tried the head on the food tray in something about the posture that it renders my body into some this sort of a you think it open my airway such that if I do doze off whenever I wake up my stomach is like filled with air has this happened to anybody before and then I let out this stomach sized burp that’s not where your airway that your airway goes to your lungs you don’t mind the airway to your stomach that’s your esophagus it’s not really an airway well my food way my food way opens up and air goes down it and then I mean I’ve had a problem I I mean I was not aware of I have had burps that have just like rumbled on for like minutes if you’re gonna be like that earthquake that I felt you know you felt it if your everything is an earthquake it’s still happening it’s still happening a burping contest you need to take a long flight and I can’t do the the tray thing because my head will not get to it without hitting the seat in front of it III I don’t really have a whole lot here because I never sleep on an airplane uh the closest that I can get is a very deep relaxation I can’t lean back zation because I go over the headrest and what I found is that the only time I can get really relaxed and almost sleep is when I’m in a window seat and I’m leaning up against the edge of the plane the problem is again with my height is that the curvature of the plane starts in the pit region so I lean over but then the plane starts curving back that’s how big I’m and so it’s like I end up I don’t know what’s happening with my airway at that moment but you might be feel my esophagus might be fill it up with air all I know is I’m never sleeping but I look over at you and you just isn’t matter you just go yeah we’ve established before that I just open my mouth is open when I go to sleep but so I’ll turn that into advice just open your mouth and you’ll fall asleep by that that is my technique and maybe that is insight into why I have such big burps because my mouth is open air just falls down in a cart before the horse I think you sleep and then you open your mouth but you know whatever floats your boat whatever makes you happy whatever gets you to sleep you know what day is is Thursday Thursday and Thursday beast me okay we have a mythical male Boulder that when you send us something we add it to it and if we recognize it on the show we’re gonna mail you one of these for free I’m hidden official replica office boats are also available for purchase rhettandlink.com/store pinata play in the guitar somehow I got glued to this Boulder full of stuff oh I’m just kidding it’s just me I’ve got a letter you want me to read it please get retinic my name is Hannah and I’m 13 and I’m from Georgia I made you a bacon but for your mythical mail ball to Rhett hold this up oh I’ll hand it to the pinata we’re not putting this on the mythical Mel Boulder it’s too amazing I hand sculpted and painted it to look just like the one for your video wrote some bacon on it and would like to make a shout-out to my friends Rhett give musical shout-out to Hannah’s friends grace in the Badger grace in the magic Jake from State Farm did you were here who from what jake from state farms like as a commercial farmer come on now it’s like our insurance age I’ll give me a break Jake from State Farm and Jake from State Farm I wish you were here and you could pull some water in this Cup next to my head Matty the one we call Mildred Madi the one I’m just gonna stay on a/c by the way Madi the one we call me out to my brother Dominic and sister Aubrey I love you peoples and my brother and sister Dominic Inari did you pour a little bit of water in my cup here oh gosh bacon cotton candy dear rhettandlink recently I was idly browsing YouTube when I came across one of your good mythical morning shows it was so funny I immediately collected you another and then another and another before long I was less the idea ah this is Deborah Elka Hart Albuquerque New Mexico found some unusual bacon flavored candy for you two to try oh look at this link sizzling bacon candy as well how it’s sort of formed Wow take some take some take some of the bread ah yes it’s cotton candy actually well it smelled bad ah I’m gonna put the rest of that up here with the pinata oh gosh cook I don’t like cotton candy and the fact that it’s big and flavor just doesn’t grow sure hmm it doesn’t oh that doesn’t notice um that for me thanks for sending us this bacon can you bro and keep eating it later thanks for liking and commenting on this video support the show and get a free trial of Netflix Netflix comm slash rhett and Link you know what time it is I uh this is a beautiful funky I do time to spin the wheel of mythicality head on over to the regular comm slash store where you can get this poster in shoes and shirts and mugs and all kinds of good stuff and click through to good mythical more where we will discuss one more interesting piece of advice while sizzling some bacon candy on our mouth so tell the audience a bedtime story okay mythical beasts pull the covers up right under your chin this one’s about Tommy and Tommy have been a very bad boy just like you were today that’s right because he stole something and you know what happens when you do that kind of thing you and Tommy you know what happens when we when you steal something like you did the day go to prison yeah and that’s where Tommy was yep in prison and it was in Texas so he got executed and you know what that’s what’s gonna happen to you you need to return it sleep tight right now I’ve learned something very specific beating all this stuff that’s got bacon flavor on it ah bacon is good bacon flavor stuff not bacon flavor not once has it been good