there are a number of interesting developments that are going to happen in your lifetime let’s talk about that good mythical morning last week we mourned some things that are going to disappear in your lifetime but we didn’t want to just be a downer this week we want to be an upper no we want to cheer you up and give you some things to look forward to these are things if you live an average lifespan you’re going to see these things happen now we’ve got these things from a list that Popular Mechanics created and we took some of the things that resonated most with us and we’re going to explain them to you and see if you’re excited as we are yeah so uh let’s get down to it you can that you can disagree sigh bad this’ll never happen that’s another hell huh as long as you say it like that and then I’ll I’ll listen to you contact lenses will grant us supervision I mean like vision not like building up our own no you’re more like superhero vision okay when miniaturization reaches its full potential achieving superhuman eyesight will be as simple as placing a soft lens upon your eye early prototypes feature wirelessly powered LEDs but circuits and antennas can also be grafted into flexible polymer enabling zooming night vision antennas in the eyeball yes visible data fields x-ray vision right what about the x-ray well that that’s let’s get you in trouble let’s be realistic here I’m talking Terminator eyes Robocop what could you make him change colors of the different nation like you’re just thinking like a plastic surgeon man you need to be thinking like a world dominating power like a like I can see really far distances I’ll be like the real Hawkman ha ha no me not you I get him – no you can’t afford him why because I got all the money I’ve been laundering you’re having to pay check laundering I get yeah I’ll be me embezzling from Besler well I’ve been given logic after you embezzled it so you’ll be able to see long distances I’m excited about this I’ll be able to play that games like what does that sign say but you’ll be I mean if I like along ice then it won’t be I mean I need to eyes to know you want to give me one when we get closer to the sign you’ll see if I was right oh good and it can happen at night to night vision how about this household robots are finally going to be a thing now yet for years yeah the car drivers license oh they’re always in the cartoons you’ve got to think the on the Jetsons whatever her name was what was it the ones on the Jessen Jetsons the that helped out on the jet um Rosie Rosie on the Jetsons and it’s been in movies but the only thing that we’ve been able to come up with in modern society is the Rumba you know all this to do got it on the really got is a little vacuum that can go around and vacuum your house for you so I want to come out scientists get with it well good news the scientists aren’t getting with it and believe it or not there’s gonna be a robot you know like when you were growing up and your mom would come wake you up and tell you gene you gotta eat breakfast and you got to pick your clothes out for school that’ll be a robot in the future well your mom will just be sleeping you’ll have a robot robot a cook you breakfast you robot all last week before I batted in the head with like a bat no no but it because I don’t want to wake up me soothing you nobody like come I say wake up blank time to go to school I made you your favorite thing it can make you anything you want it can fold you could do your laundry we will do nothing because the robots will be doing everything for us it’ll be a glorious moment it’s gonna happen in your lifetime ah I don’t believe that will happen and they’ll have Roombas on their shoes so the rumors not going to go away that’s how they’ll get around you’ll go around sucking up stuff in your house I really don’t believe that one will happen because people have always said it ok then I get the robot ok I got a super vision I got this personal assistant now this is my favorite one your phone will become your doctor scientists are hard at work trying to perfect apps that can measure your heart and respiration rates perform blood and saliva sample that’s spit stick your phone even evaluate your call question is how long will it take the medical industry to embrace them yeah I mean I’m not talking about going on mayoclinic.com and self diagnosing I’m talking about real diagnose montano sment yeah real diagnose Minh a prognosis I think you made up a word but I don’t know it’s my show I can make up a word it’s your show you with me on this man it’s our show I got the lens it’s my show you mean it’s our show well I can make up words but if you just went with it okay diagnosed me yeah diagnosed me I mean don’t you want to spit into your phone and it said that you’ve got oh I do all the time it you have a virus like bleed on your mouth like a Fitbit situation like pee in your phone basically I mean you’re in tests on your phone yeah all of them quit working no well you would pee spit or bleed on a piece of paper and you would put that into something that’s attached to the phone the SIM card slot no something that’s attached and then it would it would tell you what you’ve got or what you need to do I’m into this we’re both get one we can both get one of these phones because I already I already convinced myself what I have I don’t have just based on a Google search right I wonder what my diagnosed me will be when I get this oh there you go it’s our show right okay not here’s another thing that’s going to happen this would have been very convenient for our trip to France recently as people are going to be fluent in every language because computers are going to interpret things for you you know how now like Google Translate and those kinds of things are getting better you know the captions work a whole lot better makes doing caption fails a lot more difficult than it was for us a few years ago and that’s because the computer is able to hear you talking and interpret it but in the future you’re just going to like plug something into your ear like the babble fish from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the galaxy it’s gonna it’s not going to actually be a fish but it’s going to be like a contraption that you wear like they might even be able to do it with like a Google glass thing with like a little speaker you’ll go out to a Frenchman and you’ll be like hello Frenchman can I get some coffee and he’ll say I might repair my Chinese we don’t have anybody to come out with sure would you like espresso or it won’t sound like as if we haven’t turned enough French people against us last week that was your impersonation my nose is in any other language that would normally sound like gibberish to you will suddenly people won’t have to learn any languages because we’ll just be wearing tech that’s going to interpret it for us and we’ll in the lives will just get blurred I kind of takes the fun out of it you know a little disorientation is healthy hmm you don’t understand my English I mean my you know the cuttlefish or whatever it’s going say that again hmm oh I get it I’m moving on okay lastly your car will drive automatically on the highway this is one of those things that you think it will happen people always talk about it kinda like robots but I believe this one according to researchers at Columbia University vehicles driven by humans use it best 5% of a highways road surface at any given time if we let technology take the wheel we can significantly increase the volume of traffic here’s an interesting example yes all those semi autonomous road train wirelessly connects a stream of cars behind a truck and then the cars all mimic what the truck does and so this is amazing you can always sell out I’ve always thought when I’m in a light that the way it works when you’re to stop letting everybody takes off first guy takes off it’s a wave all these stupid humans reacting and taking off in this long wave spring effect the robots are smarter and they could just be like hey guys on the count of three let’s all go it looks like hmm I’ll let a robot drive my car anyway any day you can make my meals for me you can drive my car but then it could possibly lead to the last thing that’s going to happen during your lifetime the singularity this is the hypothetical moment George artificial intelligence surpasses human intelligence and it’s speak for yourself it’s been protect it’s been predicted by certain futurists to happen about 2045 that’s not a long time from now not you know putting a specific date on something is a little bit suspect and some people are like well this will never happen because we’re the ones who are making the artificial intelligence but it’s theoretically possible if not probable that there will come a time in which the artificial intelligence will become smarter than us and then all of a sudden we will be slaves so one day you’re sitting there and you’ve got your robot made who’s folding your clothes you’ve got your being driven to school you’ve got your robot Babel Fish that’s doing the next thing you know it’s all smarter than you and you’re a slave personally I’m kind of looking forward to that just takes the pressure off of ya see I feed the robots grapes and stuff you know lay back robot so they marvel meet him on doing this do some grace it all comes full circle area I’m personally not that opposed to the robot takeover and unless they start exterminating us and that could be a problem you’re trying to get on their good side they’re not watching no no or they are maybe they are has a thing you have to trick the robots into thinking that you’re gonna be a good servant yeah kill you if you’re not we love the robots especially the really intelligent ones you love massage we should probably and the ones that like grapes thank you liking and commenting on this episode you can weigh in on the controversy below this video and you can support the show and get a free 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