we’ve got a new system to revolutionize your lunch eating experience let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for joining us that again okay are you refreshed you picked an odd time to refresh yourself but I am refreshed and that’s all that matters we asked you to ask us for advice that then we give back to you in the form of advice when you type on Facebook who’s confused me okay Theo mo what is those two dots over the Oh how does that mean you pronounce the mole it just means stop and really concentrate is there any way to avoid the dreaded I’ll lead anywhere followed by the person consistently rejecting your suggestions hmm okay now I’ve gone on record saying it yeah I have a problem with being very picky and saying things that I want where I don’t eat like I don’t feel like eating a burger today or chicken or Chinese food and with them and then you have to figure out the best place for us to eat or watch you want to eat pork I died starting just throwing things out there but this is different this is passive-aggressive um Theo I know exactly Rico this is when you say do you want to eat it so I don’t care and then you’re halfway to somewhere else and then it’s all these opinions now you don’t really do that you say you don’t care but then you legitimately God don’t care well if I tell you Allie anywhere I actually mean it but I know Theo what you’re talking about you’re talking about somebody who asked a question but they don’t really mean it and there’s only one way to take care of this and you can do it one time and it will forever be solved so listen up next time your friend says I’ll eat anywhere I’ll eat anywhere man take me anywhere I’ll eat there you say okay then you stay quiet you drive to a dumpster you’re like here we are let’s eat so we’re we’re but this is a dumpster you yeah here we are you get out and you Theo do this is a dumpster you have to eat something out of the dumpster the only way you can make this point hit home is you’ve got to reach in there the first thing you find it should be the freshest thing that you find don’t eat that man this is the dumps take a tomato out of there and eat it and get up in his face and say listen buddy once you want this you said you’d eat anywhere anywhere there’s a restaurant dude haha yes yeah it’ll kind of come around yeah so you’re literally a little embarrass your friend now if you’re not driving you can’t do this if you’re not controlling the vehicle in that case if the person driving says I’ll lead anywhere you say ok I’ll wake up when you make a decision and then fake a nap and then you just put the seat back put it back on what if aggressive wake me up when we get there you got to force it on them you see they’re trying to play a mind game with you you can’t let people play mind games you have to control them take control of the situation take them to a dumpster or fake a nap it’s foolproof Wow it seems like we struck a chord of anger with yeah I don’t like those kinds of people Joel in wrist vyd asks where is the cup supposed to be positioned I’ve never known hmm uh well the cup goes over you’re going to protect it during athletic endeavors I don’t know if that’s what she was talking about but Joel Joel Joel is a girl no sorry I who I made that one confusing women don’t use cups do it I think what should well I think what you’re talking about Joel the female is how to eat like a classy woman and I’d say that because I actually got the proper position uh silverware and your play setting from a blog called the classy woman cuz I’m a big fan of her I go there all the time yeah yeah she doesn’t work up either a classy woman when we called ed with a cup but you’re late is it sighs should put it in the sauce on the table so here’s a diagram a formal place setting from the classy woman as you can see there’s a lot going on here I can’t imagine who would have a water glass a red wine glass and a white wine glass that’s quite an evening and you’ve got your bread plate yet there place card there’s a place card there I guess to know where you’re you’re sitting but we’ve got something different for those of you who think the classy woman formal setup is entirely too complicated introducing Retton links all new simplified lunch system please come and Link you’re the model for this okay the way this works ladies and gentlemen is all that silverware it gets very confusing what spoon do I put where do I stick it Meyer I don’t know when do I start dessert you can replace all your silverware with the simple spork it is you don’t even need a knife if you if you need to shred something just fear it with your spork and bite it with your teeth no need for a red wine glass a white wine glass a water glass and a cup of saucer when you can have a drink hat I believe that link has some hold some sort of cause the siphon oh well that was a little unexpected we got a little Fault in our system here I don’t know what happened well some Arnold Palmer going everywhere we’ll be working on that oh this is just a prototype I can feel it going into my mouth and I couldn’t stop the flow that’s how it worked you started you’re just supposed to accept it and let the bottle let both cans drain completely that was part of the system we didn’t discuss ahead of time also instead of a napkin don’t worry about folding uh napkin up just wear a bib you can get it all let it help manage the hold fit or just a baby bib like we have here and also why do I have a plate when you can have a tortilla tortilla serve is a great flight purpose you can eat cereal off of it as uh as my friend link is doing right here and then when you get through you can make a cheerio burrito with a little Arnold Palmer in it I drained it totally see how that is yeah there you go I picked up some of that lemonade for you I’m going to need a napkin and lastly y-you have a nameplate at your place when you can have a nametag on yourself as you can see this one’s name is link boy I wasn’t he’s infecting that siphon man I got a little bit on me grab a guitar hmm let’s move on oh I think we’ve thoroughly convinced people this is a great system you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday made me we take this off because I don’t wanna oh my goodness how do you prevent that from happening you have to have a back valve or something check this out rhett and Link I hope you enjoy this pillow I made for you this one was really fun to make I also sent me here some shredded currency this is from Erin yeah Erin mcmenamy’s Erin McNichol on the community wow this is an amazing I don’t want to get I don’t want to get my own Palmer drink on this but that right behind there still is Belvedere the cockatrice people what as if I haven’t been wedded up already Oh a lot Federal Reserve Bank a Calot of Kansas City Denver branch this bag of cash will increase the net worth of the mythical male Boulder by approximately one hundred and sixty-five dollars stay mythical Erin thanks Erin from being your mythical best look at the middle man to mythical male butters leaking on you what do you want some of this yeah you ever had a money shower running shower yeah raven money Oh hallelujah it’s raining money well we can put the Sun on the ball too – it’s just a little bit got a smell to it oh it smells like you to smell that before you threw it all over me I mean this is legitimate yeah legitimate what country’s is from it’s uh Kansas Kansas money smells by mmm it smells bad sure I’ve been doing in Kansas smells like riches man thanks for liking and commenting on this episode also right you can support the show and get a free trial of Netflix by going to netflix.com slash rhett and Link Oh ruin my drink you know what time it is I’m Maddie from Boston Massachusetts this is a duck face selfies check with reddit VidCon 2013 and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality remember we’re up for a webby and you can help us win the people’s voice award by voting and getting your family and friends to vote I think voting closes tonight at midnight so this is the last night to bring it home for the mythical boots do it ask all your people to vote the link is in the description also click to the end of this video for more discussion the proper term for the time between lunch and dinner link puts red up for adoption okay buddy it’s been nice knowing you but listen this is no place for you I mean look at this it’s messy I can’t keep the place clean I mean this is your breakfast I got him I gotta put you up man see put you up for adoption okay good when is it when do we get started really you’re you’re unhappy about it you’re a bad father where’s your father I’m just your co-host oh I’ll be I’ll make it on my own I’ll be okay she’ll be happy but clean up first clean up first seriously can you clean up first no Dutch is good Dutch all right this place got to have a great dunk what about Dench Dench they got a great bench it’s like what a ditch ditch you got a ditch off right you got a walk across