Derek thinks that windshield wipers should be replaced with lasers I’m Skylar Booker from Granite Falls Washington let’s talk about that good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the rhett and Link community the place of gathering for mythical beasts and all things mythically beastly join up converse create enhance your life we asked you last week what are the best chips ever we have tabulated the votes in the comments in the video responses and we have determined that the best chip ever is Lay’s potato chips they’re simple they’re less lays the classic the original we can’t argue with that uh but we also need to move on we’ve decided that we’re gonna put a hold on best Evers for a little bit let’s delay we want to try something a little bit different on Fridays you know we’ve been hearing from you you guys have actually been the ones who have decided what the best stuff ever is but it’s one thing to just vote in the comments it’s another thing for us to reorganize 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Derrick Reynolds on Facebook he said and he submitted this on our Facebook page over facebook.com slash rhett and Link yes I hate the little triangle the windshield wipers miss when it is raining I think the car people should make like a laser that burns water off the car so it will get all the water and not look like two big hills of dry windshield all right let’s step into this one first of all I everybody seen it you know that little spot down there especially if you’re short and you barely over the steering wheel you can’t see through it as a youngster I remember my vision being impaired from the from the little dust sharks I thought they were because even when it’s not raining the windshield wipers take the rain and they wash your windshield but that part that it doesn’t get I always thought it was like a little shark fin coming up oh you visualized it as a shark fin yeah I did and I think this is a perfect example of the type of thing that we want to discuss here you know this is a unique perspective something that we can all relate to but what’s his name Derek Derek Reynolds Derek you know has gone the extra mile and thought about this he has a unique perspective well he says that the car people because you know who sits around and thinks about these things the carpet car people uh they should make a laser to burn the water off so first of all Derek you know I appreciate your opinion but I think that a laser shining into the windshield while someone is driving the car doesn’t I don’t think the car people would I don’t think the car people would be into that the car people Safety Division might be throwing up red flag I mean you could have a really safe automobile that passes all the crash tests and they’re like we gave the this particular model of Volvo a very low safety rating because there’s a laser that shines into the driver’s eyes when it is raining but it’s not it’s not shining into the driver’s eyes it’s shining parallel to the wind she saw it shining too like people who are passing it by meaning it’s shining to the people who is a trucker behind you in the in a very large rig if you go through an overpass or somebody up there might catch it I just think the solution should be the wipers I think wipers that just get more than windshield or else I should make the windshield to be in the shape of the wipers I think they should make us what they should make the windows in the shape of the wipers so that little shark fin that you’re talking about will just be like a piece of it’ll be a P make the wipers in the shape of the windshield or the windshield and D make Mike make the windshield in the shape that the wipers actually get well I’m going but lasers just because it’s simple the problem with lasers is that yeah for every idea you have to you have to evaluate it against the criteria of this how easily could this idea be used for evil and very even I think this one is just turn the lasers and all of a sudden you’ve got a you’ve got a James Bond scenario thanks for your perspective Derek we’re gonna move on to Valerie geese I think it’s geese or guys she says the meaning of the polite phrase excuse me seems to have taken on the meaning get out of my way now she goes on to explain that when you’re in a public place and you need someone to move you say pardon me or excuse me and she says essentially that just means get out of my way she’s got a good point because I love this on a regular basis and it seems like a polite thing to say but I think it’s when you like fart in public that’s when you’re supposed to say like excuse me like I am sorry for that so you not it’s not you shouldn’t be pre-emptive I think is her point so excuse me should not be used when asking someone to move it should be used when you’ve just passed gas or you know burped or bumped if when you’ve actually already bumped into somebody that’s when oh excuse me sorry so excuse me should only mean I’m sorry it should not mean get out of my way well that was quite an application of Valerie’s perspective I think personally you know like when you’re out on like a Greenway and you’re and you’re with your kids and you’re like on a bike and then like a guy who’s on a much faster bike who’s wearing like the tight pants yeah a biker he says on your left yeah or on your right he usually says on your left cuz that’s when they’re supposed to pass I think when you’re like in a supermarket and there’s like a woman in front of you with a bunch of groceries and she’s not moving it’s just like I’m coming around on your left ma’am I could say ma’am to make it more polite and on your right the inter I love that idea I’m in total agreement because I think you know technically what the biker would say in truthfulness is coming right at you but by saying on your left you immediately and it’s the quickest way to convey people to the right as opposed to I’m coming right at you and then you never know which way they’re going to go at it becomes a becomes a game of life and death again the evil criteria I’m in agreement with you Reb and Valerie and I’m on your left by the way better let us know what you think about coincidentally you know switching things up and just giving people a heads up let’s go to a few more allison mitten uh she says no matter what your older siblings tell you if you eat or swallow a watermelon seed a watermelon will not I repeat will not grow in your stomach ah and who is this Allison Allison Allison I agree I don’t know what it’s worth whether I disagree or agree I know you’re not looking for my approval or disapproval but I will agree that it will not grow a watermelon your stomach but give it a little time and it will grow on in your small intestine I also agree with Allison on this but I think that convincing little children of things like plants growing inside their body is like that’s one of the that’s one of the things that you should do I mean I think the fear parenting is that what you’re saying I know that’s one of the fun things in my mind about being a parent is I have these little kids that could tell whatever I want to lie parenting I guess tell them what I can tell them whatever I want to I could be like don’t eat that son you little grow a watermelon plants out your stomach and to see the look on their face when they’re like what do I do now and I like just kidding I always tell them I’m kidding but not you know gaeseong it’s a joke what weeks later or like in a letter from prison I have told I have told your kids a lot of things I told ya you don’t tell my kids you’re like I told your kids that as a child I lived exclusively in the woods that they and they were thinking that explains a lot they they had did not question that Lily and Lincoln kind of know me now yeah they kind of know me now and so they know they know how to read you they’re getting reaching an age and they’ve been around you long enough to know how to read but some of Luck’s friends lock in Lincoln and Lily’s new friend not like Lloyd yeah I told her in May the other day these two little girls you know five six years old I told him that I lived in the woods as a child hmm and I neglected to tell him that I was joking and then she came with me other day she was like what was it like living in the woods this is a father it was like three weeks later she wanted I said well it’s tough you got to look out for yourself so you were committed at I lived it I lived inside of a tree and now a lot of people say you’re being dishonest in your line of these kids it just it is fun but if it no harm done it’s only good if it if the lie prevents them from swallowing watermelon seeds which are clearly bad for them oh yeah what’s the motive in the lie you know it’s all about the motive Jessa is it Jessica Wooten says carrot cake is an abomination vegetables and dessert should not co-mingle as a general rule so she thinks that you shouldn’t have a vegetable flavored dessert yeah I no one’s going to disagree with that but carrot cake is awesome but you’re still not disagreeing with cream-cheese icing but you’re still in agreement no I’m not in agreement I love carrot cake my grandmother in law makes a carrot cake that the longer that you leave it out the better it gets and one time we left one out for like six weeks do you know why that’s able to happen if i some sort of fermentation and cooking the way that the flavors just it becomes this almost this it’s about to completely rot and fall apart but you eat it right at that breaking point out a piece of wood it doesn’t rot it grows mold and then rots do you know the reason why her cake is able to do that just say no because you don’t know I have no idea she leaves the carrot sound think about it okay all right look let’s wrap up the show and so where he can give us more time we’re wrong we’re not going to comment on this one we’re just going to leave you with Caleb Benoit’s thoughts as you bring the wheel up link Caleb says consuming something questionable i gulps of ketchup water for money isn’t always the smartest thing even if $5 seems like a lot thanks for writing on our Facebook wall if you want us to talk about something next Friday it needs to be an opinion or perspective it does not need to be a question who are we to answer questions we’re no different than you I the will we’re participating in the conversation opinions perspectives worth conversing about Facebook aam aadmi party days discussion uh link impersonate Rhett I got to impersonate you and one of our early shows and now it’s your turn actually the first show ever I impersonated you hey and look at me now I’m the big man on campus and I’m over here and I’m raising my eyebrows I’m talking winter clothes to the to the microphone in order to emphasize something now I’m coming back here and look my eyebrow is going up again and I don’t even know why and I’m saying exactly what I’m thinking and look at me how’s my hair how’s my hair from this 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