it’s time to make some Craigslist crank calls let’s talk about that good mythical morning now you may remember if you watch the mythical show that we did last year that we had a little segment Lee called Craigslist crank calls and that was where we made phone calls to craigslist ads back from where we’re from in North Carolina and well we actually made them before the mythical show – we did them way back on our live show the rent link cast but I mean that nobody remembers that we just thought it would be fun to do that here again this is this isn’t well not again for the first time I’m going to explain again that this is this not mean-spirited we all would just we’re just here to have a good time a good time with some people so uh let’s see if we can do that every everybody wins right yeah so here it is Craigslist wrinkles okay this one reads r19 insulation to buy for bats but they misspelled bats if that’s a creature dollar number link con fatback yes hello yes this is Dale I got you here on speaker with my brother Dale hey I’m calling about your Craigslist ad about to our nineteen installation in two by four baths yes sir I’m specifically interested in the bats now is this it is this a total of eight bats two by four bats or is this you’d also says over a hundred pieces is that a hundred pieces of bats yeah I probably got 500 500 pieces of bats or 500 bat problem but I’m specifically we’re specifically interested in intact living bats so is this a dimension fly out again now hook we are specifically interested in intact living bats so I’m wondering is this a 2 inch by 4 inch bad or is this a 2 foot by 4 foot back because we would be very interested in that adding that to our zoological display it’s 2 foot by 4 foot by 6 inch that’s a million what in the world you got 500 bats or are they in pieces as a giant bag there is single pieces what do you feed them what do I feed them well yeah I mean that’s a big animal you got 500 of them oh you’re talking about an animal I’m talking about insulation whether it sees at night in the dark using sonar that’s what I’m talking about no I’m talking about insulation I’m talking about fiberglass but you call it a bat now that’s the insulation but the second half of your ad is the bats now these giant bats 500 counts will take all of them name your price I don’t have any live available but you got things of them are they dead they’re in pieces I get it they’re dead yeah that’s fine listen I don’t know we don’t have to talk about what you’ve done to the bats we can because I think we’ve cut it there’s a museum portion of the Zoological display I believe bat bones of a specimen that large 500 of them we’d be on the front of National Geographic in a heartbeat he ended the call oh you’re talking about animals ha ha rabbit cages pretty simple a whole bunch of rabbit cages perched on the back of a pickup truck that’s all you need to know bill oh hey I’m calling about your rabbit cages on Craigslist yes ma’am or yes sir yes sir I’m a male the rabbit cages on the back of that truck you still have them for sale I got some up back was on back in the truck how many uh hey this is Bobby my business partner we’re in the magic business together you might have heard of our show it’s Bobby and Rendel magic not right off on okay well actually as it as makes sense I’m sure you understand we are interested in rabbits you got a Google it with an exclamation I won’t come up now let’s Commission point how many rabbits you can hold in their family all they are how many more put in our rabbit sir are young they’re 30 by 24 you put four five or six in okay well we go through a lot of rabbits in an evening now let me kind of give you a little piece of how the show works may you come check it out sometime we make all kinds of rabbits we call them Kony’s when we’re on stage it’s kind of our little thing it’s like look at Tony look at koni koni koni and then I’ll echo sometimes and inna Kony’s we make them disappear and this is after I’ve been chopped in half keep that in mind we’re real good at getting them to disappear real bad and making them reappear oh we don’t know where they go that first ones gone never see them again but we got to have a backup and they all look the same anyway we don’t care where they go so we ready supply will go through 6065 rabbits a show in one show yeah it’s a big show come see it we got so we got rabbits running around backstage we call it Coney Island uh-huh it’s where we make a big island we’ve actually truck in sand and Bobby is up on the he’s like he’s laying out getting Sunday board shorts any nothing nothing unfaithful and it’s just red it’s all around him not come out no no I reach in the sand and pull up up yeah but he pulls a rabbit out of the sand we call them Kony’s but they’re really rabid and uh most of time they live through the sand immersion as long as we can lift we get started late sometimes one or two of them pulling up a dead rabbit but then we just toss it out toss over shoulder a lot of time I make a diversion people don’t notice oh and my puppet in a little bit give it a life so anyway so he’ll have upwards of 30 to 40 rabbits on Coney Island oh and then I come out with Darlene who’s our dancer you’ve been a sort of magic show have you heard of her well she comes out in a rabbit skin suit skin tight but rabbits cute oh and she’s like I’m a little rabbit Here I am I’m bigger I’m bigger than the rest of the rabbits and I’m like yes you are honey yeah and then the next thing you know nobody’s going to get popcorn at this point darling goes up to Bobby and kind of straddles him it’s a little a little evocative well but not but it’s still a family show Darlene wants all the coning attention on herself and a rabbit star hopping under it going right on us in because that’s when our brother Dale he’s a little slow but he’s good at reaching up understanding he’s in the sand the whole time there’s a little straw coming out you can’t see it because it’s clear he starts grabbing all the Kony’s back down they all start disappearing and then it’s just bobby and darlene and then curtain closed curtain din i know i mean i ain’t knocking what to do but i never been a big magic man that’s cuz you’ve never seen coney island you think he’s cheesy don’t you you think magics cheesy I think every other magician is pretty cheesy let the man speak no I mean I’m there they hate it oh I mean I don’t have no problem or about this you ain’t ever seen Darlene no no think about that well why don’t you tell us full-figured woman in a skin-tight rabbit suit now listen I want to make sure you make an educated decision before you decide not to come to the show which by the way we’ll throw in free tickets yeah we will what do you hear us saying you got a bunch of writers on the sand pile and you somebody’s under pulling the rabbit jobs no that’s that’s step two step one they’re pushing them up remember I reach down and do what full of my design bingo and then who comes out tell me about let me make sure you got that parolee that’s right ascribe it what does she look like what does she do you got her in a skin-tight rabbit suit yes sir and then what and then she rubbed up on somebody meat and then what they go damn back down through the sand how does that happen that’s a nice full of muck down through the sea you didn’t hear that from us see ha ha that’s the secret we’ve let we’ve pulled back the curtain for you yeah and then what happens the curtain closed bingo how does this sound lifetime passes to our show you can bring a guest plus-one not a turret and 15 minutes for darlings still ain’t interest I just educate you if you won’t come here I’m a bomb-ass up to you come on let’s dicker a little bit no sir is there anything we can do to get you to watch our show on the Internet well I don’t I mean I’m not buying into it what if I told you that’s happening right now you’re on the show with us it’s called good mythical morning it’s on the Internet it’s amazing it’s good clean fun no rabbits involved are you there I love calling home I I miss home so much what about you Craigslist Thank You Craig yeah no I just want to keep calling okay thanks for liking and commenting on this episode or you can support the show by signing up for a hassle free mobile experience with ting go to red linkedin.com for $25 owls you know what time it is sensation Tennessee it’s time to spin if you enjoyed this episode you can check out even more Craigslist crank calls that were part of the original mythical show our half hour we’ve got like 12 of them that’s easy our that’s still six hours yeah click through to good mythical more we’ll give you an extra prank call that we didn’t get to in this F town epic out constant high-fives hey man I love colors people man right oh girl hey yeah the other hand yeah that’s like going damn rossum no yeah that’s tan this to Leslie injustice ah yeah hey everybody any babies babies making sure it’s resumed rule em up hey mo I visited my mom one time and I was backing out of the driveway and I just missed the driveway hit a ditch it was kind of minor but had to call the wrecker