GMM 475: Should You Sneak Food Into The Movies?

so you want to sneak some food into the movies let’s talk about that good mythical morning when we hear a question we have to give it an answer that’s just how it works around he doesn’t have to be a great answer don’t let questions go by it’s like I got a baseball mitt four questions and then I take it out and throw the answer back don’t don’t don’t use a baseball analogy we just it’s not a baseball it’s just this is just a glove really gonna get in trouble don’t use a glove analogy it’s just my hand good hand sheila Schmidt asks what is the best way to smuggle treats into the theater so Sheila ha Sheila Schmidt huh Sheila Smits making some Sheila Schmidt is making some assumptions Sheila Schmidt make your monitor brush making some food intruder she first of all that you should do it okay well first of all this raised an interesting question about your question Sheila and is that that is is it illegal to sneak stuff into the theater some people think oh if I get caught I could get arrested well technically there are no laws about this it is privately enforced by the company that owns the movie theater however if they catch you doing this they can choose to ask you to leave and then if you don’t at that point they can bring in law enforcement and get you arrested for trespassing that’s technically how it works well I think the fact of the matter is that movie theaters make their money off of concessions they don’t well I’m told they don’t make any money off of the movie very little like after it’s been it there for five weeks and then they just get like a small percentage that’s why the food cost so much yeah I got it any popcorn and those gummy things and there’s little ice cream nugget thingy oh you pay out the wazoo for that oh they’re so good so you know York let your conscience be your guide but I will say I have had some experience with this Christy and I took the zoning to watch well we went to the Hobbit and we went to like two 10:30 a.m. Hobbit no less and listen man 10:30 in the morning I don’t I don’t want to be watching a movie I want to be drinking coffee oh but I was excited about watching The Hobbit at a cut rate so I go there at that time of day but Christy and I go over when we get some Starbucks we get some quality coffee and I didn’t have time to drink it all before I go into the movie theater that’s your product it in the purse cuz hey I don’t own a purse you know no I don’t and it would spill everywhere on my man purse if I did have one so we walk up there with our coffee mugs just unabashedly maybe well okay behind your back there’s a little by my back the ticket taker sees the coffee’s and he’s been instructed to question you if he sees cash he’s like we cannot have you can’t bring outside food and drink in here or what did you say that period and then I was just like I was faced with a choice and my choice was to say I have dietary restrictions and so does my wife that’s what I said I wanted to take my coffee and so badly I said that we had dietary restrictions I’m not proud of it and I thought what I swear did that even mean I don’t we can only drink coffee it means that if I didn’t have my coffee I would have a headache I would have I be in a bad mood that’s technically true though technically true exactly that a dietary restriction I can’t eat that popcorn in fact I can’t even come near it and then and butter whoa Nelly there was a stare-off and then the the guy ultimately brought the manager over and the ECB and we got dietary restrictions like the manager the deal that we made was the manager gave us cups and we poured our coffee into the pit ourselves no I’m not I’m not proud of myself so if you’re gonna smuggle something in you got to be ready to be ashamed the rest of your life that coffee was great but it wasn’t that great okay Danielle asked another question Danielle Marta see no one something like that how can I prevent tall people like Rhett from sitting in front of me well listen Danielle that’s your problem and that’s what booster seats are for so now you got to smuggle in a booster seat okay I think that’s true I think the theater should provide them makes them whoop scratch that’s right looks like it’s dr. Seuss link is still enjoying his description to Gillette’s best blades for about a dollar a week but I gotta find my dolla dolla bill y’all subscription and this week I’m looking at a nail salon how you doing good I think how are you good my name is Rhett Julia nice meet you this is a link hey Julia nice to meet you I’m interested in a manicure okay emphasis on man okay what’s the price on that just a manicure would be $15 okay and if you want extra like buffing will be well I have a dollar okay so doing the math on that that would be two thirds of one of my nails can you make that happen no 230 I mean but that’s just look at this nail it needs it well it needs it like two thirds of the way sixty six point six six six six six six six six six six six six okay for you well get that done oh really yep leave me on where we go hi good I’m Rhett yen ya Yin I would like two thirds of one nail this is the one that I have chosen there you go ask two-thirds that’s a good two-thirds ah green it’s gonna look good with my eyes it’s pretty green you think my eyes are that pretty yeah and one personal fan well that’s real nice look thank you can i subscribe to this not warm iPad it’s not worth your time you don’t have to be mean about it that lady was mean she wasn’t me I’m not going back to her well you don’t have to go anywhere to get to let’s best blades shipped to your home comes out to about a dollar a week pretty good deal considers the highest-quality shave out there go to Gillette comm slash subscription I know what day it is it’s Thursday Thursday and Thursday check this out dear red link I’m a high school graduate from just outside of Detroit and I have never been mugged that being said and closed you will find two needle felted dolls I made of you guys that’s because you live outside of the truth if you don’t know needle felting is basically poking a ball of wool with a textured needle until it because of botha you don’t think I know what needle felting is This Is It this is a riveting likeness of me here got some wire glasses and Thank You Marissa me mythical beasts forever doing some needle felting I feel you girl feels like my beard and I’m I’m happy to say these are the I don’t know if I’m happy to say this sad to say this is a sobering fact guys the last two things going on the mythical male Boulder ever are these two things and here’s why guys because we are retiring the mythical male Boulder next week we’re gonna be retiring this in some sort of fashion that will be pleasing to you too TBD but another thing we’re gonna be retiring is season 5 of good mythical morning that’s right next Friday July 4th it’s the last episode of season 5 of good mythical morning but don’t panic hey oh hey we’re only gonna be gone for a week I’m gonna be coming back on July 14th that’s a Monday for season 6 totally fresh so there’s gonna have to be a week that you do there without it’s now the one of the questions what are we gonna do if we’re gonna keep taking mail of course we’re gonna keep taking mail but we wanted to devise something new a new way to do that we’ve enjoyed putting things on the mythical male Boulder you contribute something that then creates a greater mass but nothing difficult to carry we want to go in a different direction now and emphasize the the the the the something that we can’t come up I would I would say I would say this the special nature of an individual item that you should that you think we want to actually give a special place a pedestal if you will for a piece of mail to be featured on set all week so what we’re gonna do is every Thursday we’re gonna take that piece of mail our favorite piece of mail from that week and we’re going to feature it we’re going to talk about it and maybe it’s my moment and then we’re gonna put it on this and it’s gonna be there all week instead of just taking everything in singular item so we just need something that I mean this is a good example of something that is special to you that you think will like and we’ll want to talk about and that’s gonna be the thing in season six now here’s right what it’s so we expect you to like put a letter in there to kind of tell us about it and then it will you know it it will I don’t know what we’re gonna clear out a name it something so instead of us trying to come up with something we want you to name it so give us an idea of you know this was the the mythical male Boulder what is it gonna be don’t really need a mythical pedestal of mythicality let us know in the comments what you think it should be named and we’ll pick our favorite and name it that thanks for liking a comedy on this episode dunno what comedies yes well I’m red and I’m link we’re actually the Wright brothers from Annapolis Maryland and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality Thank You Marissa for sending us our felt selves we’re gonna send you a poster but if you didn’t send us our felt selves and you just want to post you can go to red link comm slash store and get one yourself also click through to good mythical more thanks to Andrea and Nathan we’re gonna be playing some bean boozled that’ll be fun dog show judges that is a pick ax knees and his name is Peter Peter knees he’s back he’s here every year well his last name is pick at these which is very catchy we’re not judging her he’s gone his name the pickin ease that’s come he’s taping what do you give him I give him I mean I’m gonna go on a scale of 1 to 10 this year I wanted to 12 and I’m gonna pet him a lemon I’m gonna grab his tail and I’m gonna pull it pull it up here here it is I’m supposed to do that well you gotta lift the tail in order to it I’m seeing the buckle oh sorry let me look at the teeth you know I always not judging that look at the teeth there I’m just I don’t know why I’m looking at the teeth I give it a 12 Peter the pick Andy’s pick at these I like that let’s move on to the next please don’t do that thing with a tail again this is a Afghan how onde let me pick up this tail she’s new this year there you go again I’m gonna look at the teeth you’ve got a problem it is bad guys I’m he’s done our liquors it is oh it’s gone dude but you have to finish it man it is comped my eyes water dude it’s coke

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