we’ve rounded up some ridiculous and true vacation stories let’s talk about that good mythical morning okay it’s summertime which for a lot of us means vacation time you know growing up doing the whole family vacation thing I got a little bit of that in the world I said that a couple of times here’s the thing I mean most vacations go off without a hitch but I prepare prepare prepare prepare I prepare also prefer I prefer the vacations well what do you prefer some Papa something that goes really wrong then I can come back and tell a great story about it like something that goes hilariously wrong so what we’ve done is we’ve gathered up around the campfire of vacation stories and we have some true ones which are ridiculous and crazy okay let’s go back to April 2010 children I’m there uh and a woman and her daughter are trying to fly out of Liverpool yes with the woman’s 91 year old husband of course this John Lennon Airport yes love that Airport they wheel him in he’s he’s an old guy so he’s in a wheelchair yes he’s got on sunglasses and he slumped down a little bit and the security guards notice uh he’s dead yeah uh the man that you’re trying to fly with is he’s deceased he’s very cold he’s not moving he’s not responsive you’re having to hold him up Allah weekend at bernie’s great movie by the way little endorsement for weekend I haven’t seen it but are you saying that the his daughter was in on this yeah they yes he this was no surprise and then and they said quote that’s how he always sleeps dead he uh he always dies when he’s taking a nap so they were charged with failure to notify of a death or something like that when somebody dies you got to notify somebody you can’t just go on thinking that the guy can fly so they went on feeling they went on vacation with their dead grandfather they went on vacation he died and this is we got to get back home ooh and so it costs more – well a lot of people think that they were trying to avoid the process of getting him back to his home country to be married but he already had a ticket but it turns out that we’ve already paid for and they still maintained he was just sleeping he was dead oh goodness and what was that what were they charged with failure to notify of death okay I got another doctor Gary Feldman semi-retired Ventura California physician semi-retired mean like he goes in he played golf most the time but then he still treats people some right don’t what license he took a trip to Ho Chi Minh City Vietnam Oh Vietnam I don’t care how you say it and he went he went to this terrorist Valley right and he goes to the edge to take a photo and he gets to the edge to take his picture and when you get to like a nice Terrace cliff and you’re poised with your camera what do you what is it that you want to do besides take a picture that’s right kids take a leak oh yo like oh I’m up here fit a little breeze there’s nothing like ting I got a every everybody’s behind me cuz I’m right here on the edge yeah and he starts he starts some urinating off this cliff very satisfying especially if there’s water at the bottom guess what happens nope he doesn’t fall the cliff crumbles underneath him and he falls how far did he fall 30 feet is all he fell he shattered his leg and he hit another ledge 30 foot down that if he wouldn’t have hit that ledge he would have fallen 400 feet so this second ledge 30 foot down that shattered his leg saved his life and then 10 Vietnamese guys come down there to rescue the doctor name his pants are down I know that’s what I’m thinking you know I don’t least partially he’s semi-retired in his pants or semi down let’s cut to the photo no let’s not there is enough we’re not there is no photo that we’re gonna that I know I didn’t Google Image Search that’s why I never P aux lifts in Ho Chi Minh City right okay a woman and her daughter were vacationing in Florida lots of things go wrong in Florida by the way we know this and they run an SUV a Nissan Rogue from ez rent-a-car a few days pass and they look in the trunk you know you’re in a car and sometimes you don’t look in the back you’re just like yeah we’re just renting this thing turns out there’s a bag in the back they open up it’s got a 91 year old is a 9 year old man from live no it has a semi-automatic rifle like a real like a really serious like machine gun type situation just sitting in there and immediately they they contact rent a car easier in a car they take it they take it back turns out this is the quarterback for the miami dolphins dolphins Ryan Tannehill his wife had rented the car and he had left his rifle in the back I have a lot of questions but I’m not going to ask any of them I do have another story okay 2007 a man named Aaron Dallas went to Belize on a mountain biking adventure he comes back home with some sores on his head yeah goes to the doctor and they’re like well you got some bug bites or another doctor said it was the shingles but then he’s like chilling out with the shingles me what’s coming and he’s these he can hear the blood coursing through his head that’s unusual and then he’s like someone looks it’s like dude your scalp is moving hmm actually moving and I’m like I can move my skull but that’s it I doubt it looked like that it didn’t look like that bright wasn’t the whole wig moving he had you got your wig tell the people it’s time that you came good right I’m a he had bought fly larvae living in his head these things you’ve heard of these things they inky white in their coverage and then they bust out like alien yeah it but not out of the chest out of the head but the botflies were removed before they could mature and the man is fine oh that’s kind of a bummer I would like to see him come out can you believe it that’s good okay continental flights from continental is an airline from Amsterdam to Newark summer 2007 they take off and well they notice that it’s not smelling too hot inside of the cabin and they’re like well I think something’s wrong with the toilets and so they make an emergency pit stop in Ireland turns out this is an overnight pit stop to rectify the problem they get going the next day well they start to smell some themes from the bathroom again and then passengers begin to notice that human toilet human feces and toilet paper and you know the stuff that goes into toilets okay Blaine you’re seeping down the aisle oh these people are on a six-hour flight with just the stuff from the sewage that had backed up into the plane and one man is says I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours ah oh oh that’s that’s that’s horrifying here’s here’s the footnote continental reimburse them with a drink vouchers for their next flight because they were so pretty good deal hey man I’m thirsty and I wasn’t I’d be willing to sit next to feces for seven hours for a good drink they said he gave me giving him a meal ticket and my joke would work better I’m hungry but they you know I don’t think that was they also told them to watch what you eat so you don’t contribute to the problem okay now we could ask you in the comments to tell us your your favorite vacation mishap stories because the thing is we all have those but we’re not going to ask you to do that we’re going to do something more fun and a little bit more involved we’re going a number of steps further than that we’ve teamed up with choice hotels to create vacay gone cray-cray calm this is a website that you can go to submit your crazy vacation stories no matter what happened if it was funny if it was gross or something went wrong anything that makes a great story you go over there you submit your story all you got to do is type it and then enter in a picture you don’t have to do a video anything like it so it’s really easy and then we are going to read all of your stories we’re going to pick our favorite ones in an upcoming episode of good mythical morning we are going to dramatically and I guess comedic ly hopefully reenact our favorite stories okay and also when you submit your story you’re automatically entered for a chance to win a vacation redo up to $10,000 so that vacation then went wrong you can make it go right only one winner will get that but just by submitting your story you enter into that so vacay gone cray-cray calm courtesy of Choice Hotels thanks for liking and commenting on this episode you know what time it is I’m Jasmine I’m Sierra we’re from Texas and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality alright remember to submit your vacation story of a keg on Craig Raycom we’re going to reenact our favorites on GMM and you could win a vacation redo up to $10,000 click through to good mythical more where we will tell you about an interesting camping excursion that we run on tuned on old ladies hmm what do you want to do I want to go on I would like to vacation with you oh yes we should do a cruise and my husband go he’s he’s dead don’t tell him this but I need these why why do you want to take him dead guy on a cruise Betty because I because I don’t want to notify anyone that he’s been dead because well you killed him I just don’t want to deal with the logistics of all that he’s gonna start smelling I don’t care I’m intimidated by the authorities and having to do paperwork huh but a stinking body that’s not a problem I’m done that on my life you don’t have to involve the authorities just call the funeral house it cost money Betty or my Betty we’re about Betty I forgot I forget that sometimes and I was like Shepherd don’t I like turn on me breathe through your nose just in and like you’re slamming on brakes I’m like don’t throw up like holding in your mouth