today we say goodbye to the mythical male Boulder let’s talk about that good mythical morning we have a very beautiful arrangement with you mythical oral arrangement it’s not floral it’s just an agreement and that is you ask us questions and then we do our best to dig into our brains and our hearts and collectively answer them and we’re gonna do that right now yes we are Juliana Curtis xxxx how do I say goodbye in a creative way well Juliana I’m glad that you asked today is going to be a day about goodbyes and for the mythical male Boulder and other things but we’re going to answer your question with a rapid-fire the most creative ways that we can come up with to say goodbye and we’re going to make use of the goodbye cam there it is hey goodbye cam all right are you ready hello goodbye cam here we go first the astronaut way Godspeed the Trekkie way live long and prosper the vespa riding shirtless Italian man way Joe the opposite of hello way on hello the quarter pounder with cheese way Mick goodbye the old British guy way cheerio The Beverly Hillbillies way y’all come back now you hear the LL Cool J way peace-out the Terminator way hasta la vista baby or I’ll be block you’ll be block I’ll be back ease of compulsive the links dad’s trying to get off the phone way all right okay huh talk to you later okay ba ba ba R okay yeah yeah ah yeah oh good get to that I love you oh yeah I love you okay but uh huh he actually got that the sporting event extreme score discrepancy way no no no no no no no no you get the idea the last of the mohicans way I will find you the Ron Burgundy way you stay classy insert name here random way number 24 may your hair grow long and be used to make ropes for tugs of war at summer camps random way number five thousand seven hundred and sixty six may your knees never turn on you and eat your thighs leaving you with short unbending legs random way number seventy nine thousand four hundred and forty three may you never accidentally ingest an ointment intended to treat a lip condition but not intended to be swallowed random way number one hundred fifty two thousand seven hundred and ninety seven may you always eat your boogers in secret until you find that special someone to share them with ran away number three may you never venture on the soft freshly laid blacktop and attempt to make a tar angel the funny old Southern woman way don’t let the back door hit you where the good Lord split you oh grandma you say that and there you have it Oh looks like it’s time for rats dolla dolla bill y’all subscription search link continues to enjoy his description to delights best blades for about a dollar a week and I need to find my dolla dolla bill y’all subscription this week I’m looking in a tattoo parlor hello hi welcome how you doing okay I’m Timmy’s Jenice I’m Rhett this is link I have a tattoo it’s my wife’s name on my keister um how much would it cost to get a heart around that saw minimum 60 bucks the probably just charge you that 60 bucks what could I get done for a dollar nothing at all our name is Jessie with an I could I get the dot reinforced to get the dot of the I updated but it’s just a dot I mean it’s just a dot of an eye I mean how much ink are you gonna spend on that I mean what kind of deal can you cut me I’ve got a dollar I got a dot that needs updating you got the facilities and the know-how I guess it would be the smallest tattoo ever done the smallest tattoo that’s earned nothing wrong with that okay okay so you’ve never read I did somebody’s eye before um no I’ve never done that what are you done no just setting it bro I’m a little jumpy it’s been a while since I got this one she’s already good counter and do it right yeah five seconds five-second yeah you cheated beauty all right does it done soon a shame it’s nice you look so could I come back each week and get a little bit more done for a dollar um no I don’t think so you’re saying this wouldn’t necessarily be a good subscription that’s a disappointment not only am I disappointed I’m a little sore you know this entire subscription endeavor is not really worked out in my favor but it can’t work out in yours get Gillette’s best blade shipped to your home cuz that’s about a dollar Rick that’s pretty good deal considering it’s the highest-quality shave out there go to Gillette comm slash subscription you know what day it is it’s Thursday don’t hurt yourself lengthly nice okay guys um we’re coming to an emotional point in this episode okay I’ve been crying all day this we’re being a little facetious but I’m not on but it there’s some truth behind this because today right now in this episode is when we bid farewell to the most amazing mythical male Boulder that a daily internet talk show has ever had here’s a retrospective okay Jase thank you for the pet rock everything you send us that we deem appropriate for the mythical male Boulder and we’re going to good together this thing’s gonna get huge I don’t know what we’re gonna do with it we’re going to let this thing get to be just an enormous size where has to be like wheeled and on a wheelbarrow the mythical male Boulder continues to expand and magically spin in the background whoa Wow look at that bowler the last two things going on the mythical male Boulder ever are these two things now we considered many different ways to say goodbye to the mythical male Boulder there were talks of exploding it there were talks of throwing it off of a large building we even were in talks with space X Elan musk himself about sending this thing up into orbit around Earth well that would have been cool but uh yeah I made that last part up but listen you guys spent your time and your money and your your efforts to get things to us which culminated in this mythical mailboat it’s just not the type of thing that ultimately we want to destroy so instead we have done something that we’re pretty excited about yeah we have decided to immortalize our mythical male Boulder your mythical male bull presenting to you here we go the bronze mythical move now that’s right guys I’m told this thing’s going to last 1,500 years yeah they said between one and two millennia was the average lasting rate of this so you’ll be able to come and see it in the future totally bronzed at least colored bronze okay it’s got a nice marble side base with a commemorative plaque on there and here’s the thing so we’re going to put this thing in our studio in a prominent location to be a constant reminder of the awesome mythicality of you the mythical beasts this represents what we can create together don’t smell like bronze it smells a lot like paint but it looks awesome so we’re pretty excited about that remember just because the mythical male Boulder is now reaching in and immortalized doesn’t mean you shouldn’t send us stuff quite the contrary you should send us things with special notes attached for what we’re going to be doing in the new season of good mythical morning it’s going to be very special and this episode has been a lot about goodbyes but as you can see every time you say goodbye you got to say hello to something else every ending means a new beginning in some of those beginnings of bronze some of those aren’t which brings us to an important question excuse me Laura book out will you marry Austen posh eh thanks for liking and commenting on this episode you know what time it is I’m Arison from Athens Georgia and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality just a reminder the season 5 a good mythical morning will end tomorrow that’s the last day of season 5 only a one-week break and we’ll be back on Monday July 14th for the rest of the mythical morning you can enjoy the break by catching up on the old episodes of the mythical show that’s 12 half-hour episode 6 hours of canto do to good mythical more where I share at this devastating injury that I recently occurred Rhett is a famous movie star who linked fails to recognize a menu waitin here at this bus stop for a bus just like any other normal human well not exactly normal but I am waiting you need to get on the bus right uh you look like a bus go up nothing special that’s cool huh really yeah I love riding a bus so you cannot stretch a look bum take another look I’m not a bum I’m a bus rider they don’t let bums on the boat a good look profile straight on profile straight on ring any bells they don’t ring a bell unless you getting off the bus doing your dunce have you been to a theater ever like a I’ve been bowling you watch daytime television yeah profile straight on profile no you’re that guy who killed the surgeon in the soap opera right yeah yeah well I’ve done kill a few people on and off screen on that vampire kid and I don’t know if you can see it you really don’t want to see it can they make that out probably not they’ve I don’t want to