the FBI released in eighty three page document containing incredibly weird internet slang terms let’s talk about that good mythical morning thank you for making us a part of your daily routine okay the FBI has just released this eighty three page document which they were required to release it I think these things happen after a while maybe public now everything they have over three thousand internet slang terms that it was an internal document that they used when monitoring traffic and conversations on internet they would know what people are saying you got to know what’s up and I mean there’s lots on the list that you would expect like ruffle lore on the floor laugh or lol laugh out loud or BRB be right back TL DR totally read nope dude no too long didn’t read I actually didn’t know that well but that’s a good one I’m gonna start using that but there’s a lot of them on this list that I’ve certainly never heard of you might have heard of it but probably not so this is what we’ve decided to do okay be fun we’ve got a list of some of these actual FBI internet slang terms that we’ve never heard of and we do not know what they actually mean but we are Eddie’s gonna give them to us and we’re each gonna give our best explanation for what we think they mean try these are pretty much all acronyms yeah right so same kind of things just like the examples yeah so we’re gonna give our best decipher and then Eddie’s gonna give us a right answer feel free to play along at home as well um and let’s see what we can learn maybe we’ll get a couple of these right maybe the FBI will come callin and we’ll start working for him maybe not good second career I don’t think we’re gonna be that good so let don’t get your hopes up but it should be fun let’s do it first one go the first acronym is a TW a TW okay ah ma I’m saying that this one I’m saying this one is absent text writer whenever you take someone’s phone and you start texting for them at the very end you need type a TW because they’re absent and you’re writing text in their place we’ve all done it it’s got to be that that’s what it means I respect but I think is simple that I think it’s just at the Walmart it’s like I can’t text right now after Walmart you know I’m I’m I’m buying stuff okay I’m going with you what is it the answer is at the weekend oh it’s a weekend Walmart at the BRIT I don’t even what out know what that means what an excellent alright next one is weg wig um wait everybody’s gone is this like in a chat room no this is when everybody’s left you and interlining you realize it I think this is when you’re presented with two different options and you don’t really care which one so you’re just like whichever’s easier guy wig guy which a guy seems unnecessary whichever is easier well there’s a G you have to young here but yes that’s what what is it a wicked evil grin what that’s better bi stupid no snappy that’s great that’s why it’s really great doing great job wicked evil grin what else we got alright pee-yew woe be you if you upset about something you’ve been offended I think you type P you particularly uncool okay how about polluted underwear I’m just trying to think in a context what is that smell P Yuma and they’re not all text by the way I’m picturing them in a in a chat room PU man you know these chat rooms diluted underwear what is it interest that stinks polluted underwear stinks yeah so you okay so you’re kind of right yeah I was how I was wrong so it wasn’t an acronym it was just actually PU all right up to you those things I get it or the next one is I are DC I are DC I think this is a technical term I’ve actually heard this one but I’m not going to go that way I’m gonna go if you’re in a conversation and you sound sarcastic but you’re not it means I really do care I really do care that might be right I’m second-guessing mine which is I really don’t crochet or could be I really don’t care so you really gotta look I really don’t kid he’s gotta be right now I really do care the answer is I really don’t care FBI for the win uh well I got it technically I got it wrong but then I change it next one other Nexus h h w w ok I’m pretty sure I’m right about this heavy hungry white women I’m not evil to save mine because I think you’re right I’m going with heavy hungry white women for the win it’s just holding hands while uh Wow separation of ends what if I go let me change that one he’s like a suspect in a crime or a great band have you hungry right women like I would go see that bad any day of the week like like funk ha ha all right give it up the next one is a BW and there’s a slash between ya piece okay you would think this is like black and white but it’s not it’s like it back whenever it’s like BRB but more vague I’m back whenever makes more sense than butt wiggle which is what I was thinking you got a fixation with like underwear butts and what we already knew this underwear but heavy hungry white women what is up what is it it’s between ah that makes more sense than butt wiggle that’s not an internet slang that’s just that’s just like grammar abbreviation okay that the next one is poof and there’s two two colons on either side of it I didn’t know how to interpret the colons I just skipped over those please offer only forgiveness I think there’s an apology text poof sorry about that please only offer only two issues okay no I I think it’s something that you type when you’re trying to do a magic trick over the Internet so it’s like and you have the seven of Hearts : : poof : : it gives that okay that doesn’t match my bad that’s not bad what is it Oh goodbye Oh poof goodbye that doesn’t make any sense ours are so much better if we only had the power to change things yeah epi needs to talk to us we need to go on urban dictionary and rewrite these let’s keep going the next one is jmh oh just making honest observations ooh that sounds really close it I said just my hallucinating orangutan yeah I think I’m winning this one just my humble opinion ah that Matt was obvious we should have gone I was so close honest I was of it’s basically the same thing next one Bhd beardless handsome dude hmm me but he died this guy was great he went off the cliff bah dee it’s like the diary what is it bad hair day ah that’s a good one I’m gonna start using that give me another this is GMA this is what everyone on the Internet is always thinking but not typing give me attention that’s good I went with get my antlers gears are so useful they just get Asia for taste taxidermy talk I hear GMA get my antlers like there’s an intruder you’re gonna split the answer is Good Morning America oh that’s a show it is a show next one is BBB 3ds uh this is a reply text when you don’t have time for chitchat better be business all said better be back and also was thinking big buttered biscuits you were thinking that about your I was singing it was all I could think of big butter biscuit yeah yeah it’s a bugging beyond belief okay I totally don’t get that bugging beyond belief all right let’s rifle through these uh dia F did I almost fart dude I actually farted that’s what you said yeah dude I actually farted that makes more sense because how would you know if I almost farted why would I ask you that am i right it’s a die in a fire woah oh that’s nasty what else let’s get through these BFF Ltd DUP long one boyfriend freakin loves the duck and donuts on blaze pay trees pastries I can see a lot of people using that but this is even better yeah bodacious female firefighters lifting tremendously daunting doodads under piers yeah I doubt that’s right just picture that on a calendar what is that best friends for life until death do us oh that’s sweet yeah well LTA got that one laughing lots tonight all right it’s like you’re making plans let’s have some fun look little tiny arms easy a t-rex I like that lots and lots of thunderous applause okay okay let’s go with tiny arms e OT waw ki e walks organizing totally wicked attacks wildung killer insects every other time we advanced we kill iguanas that’s a true statement I’ve been there it’s an end of the world as we knew it and of the world as we know it let’s do the last three here ni f OC never identify fakes on Craigslist no I find it oddly charming naked in front of computer negative front of computer comes in handy FM di D G ad found my dad inside dancing to jazz and disco freaky mutant dingo in disguise go away dingo we’re good frankly my dear I don’t give it oh really are you with that movie I cbin be I can’t bite ice now boy what what did the boy do t that’s alright the boy did something you can’t bite ice sometimes you can’t bite ice cuz this teeth are sensitive okay I said it I like yours instant coffees better inside nice bowls Oh have you ever drunk instant coffee inside balls in nice Bowl correct answer I can’t believe it’s not butter Oh you got one of them right congratulations link you should work for the FBI thanks for liking and commenting on this 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