I’ve worn a speedo at the beach should you let’s talk about that good methylome or really my lip is still in recovery mode thank you for not dousing the comments with discussions about it uh please and thank you I do appreciate your concern okay now you could go to the beach like a normal person without advice and everything’s gonna just be screwed up from there or you could ask us questions before you go to the beach and everything’s gonna be screwed up okay okay so we filled in some questions via our Facebook and other places on the internet Carrie Johnson acts when is it acceptable for a man to wear a thong slash speedo at the beach on the beach use any situation you can think of well first of all carry very important to distinguish between Fong and speedo these are two different pieces of swimwear the thong is never acceptable for a man under any circumstances on the beach in anywhere really uh the speedo is only acceptable if you are diving and I’ve never seen a diving board at the beach show not acceptable at the beach Rhett’s going with a big axe okay I’m gonna have to disagree with you a little bit here not about the diving board of the beach never seen one either but from experience there are situations where I think you can wear a speedo I was in the Dominican Republic and vacationing I said Dominican Republican yeah you didn’t catch that political party I was wash some came out here I know you’re experiencing I don’t know if you called that in the slo-mo cam oh but there wasn’t but I can’t laugh it hurts my look too bad there was a bubble that cata your left nostril and I saw it I saw it perfectly maybe maybe you can pause on that oh my goodness I don’t recommend running that back I need to get my coffee away from you I’m gonna get cold sores in my car because my mouth doesn’t work properly stuffs coming out of my nose I’m not gonna apologize connected I’m also not gonna apologize for saying Dominican Republican or wearing a speedo in the Dominican Republic when I was on vacation with my wife I was waiting a normal bathing suit laying out on the beach lay it up I look around every guy there is a diver from Spain it turns out this is the place we were at they were all wearing Speedos and after about a couple hours I was like you know what I’m gonna do this two out and for some reason I was wearing underwear under my board shorts yeah got to do that I never do that but I did it this day and then I didn’t even tell Christy I did all of a sudden I started taking my pants off and with Anna for their whitey tighties they were they were tidies but they weren’t Whitey’s oh good that’s so they looked kind of like speed up good distinction and then Christy looks me she’s like what are you doing I was like go tardies I’m getting everyone’s wearing a speedo imma do it too and you know what it was great did you dive off anything I didn’t dive off of anything um so I think my answer is if everyone else on the beach is already wearing a speedo then you can wear a speedo but don’t be that one guy okay all right don’t set a precedent Marshall vincit bender great name says what should you do if your shorts fall off I assume he’s still in beach mode here yeah so a knock them off right you’re you’re in the shallows and your shorts come on comment come off well you got a home this Vincent Marshall Vincent what you got to do is you got to own it you got to make eye contact with everybody on the beach and then you got to salute them and then you turn around and walk confidently like Godzilla entering the water back into the ocean it back into the ocean and I mean until your head disappears and then once your head goes under at a walking speed no swimming you can die at that point you can either just stay under forever or what I would do is swim down the bitch ah swim down the beach under the water and then come out and yell towel please so you don’t say you’d have to walk okay so you don’t you have to walk down the beach naked to get so you’re further no no you’re swimming under the water in two different then you’re sticking your head out of the water and getting towel please okay Hannah Iselle he asks what’s the best way to get sunscreen on my back without asking someone else to do it it could be awkward my answer is find someone who’s gotten someone to rub sunscreen on their back and then rub your back against their back oh I like that I’m not gonna try it okay it’s time for our first vacation cray-cray reenactment is how it works you submit your story of your vacation mishap of a keg on kray-kray com2us and then we go through we find our favorites and we reenact those every Thursday on good mythical morning now disappoint a clarification this first reenactment then narration that you hear is taken directly from the story so the story you give us is where we find all of the inspirations to then act out your story so are you ready our first one my husband and I have had many horrible trips in Nebraska but this is probably my most favorite we don’t know anyone from Nebraska you even know anyone in abrasca no me neither it just so happens to be on the way when we drive up to Fargo North Dakota to visit family so we stopped and got some cheese curds let’s stop and get some cheese curd because well they are deliciousness well they are deliciousness I’ll take some squeaky cheese curds my husband ordered ranch to go with him and give me some ranch they gave him buttermilk ranch they gave me buttermilk ranch he was already in a bad mood just purely because we were in Nebraska and just waiting for something horrible to happen any minute now anyways he’s dipping his curds in this buttermilk ranch and it tasted so bad this Nebraskan ranch tastes all bad that he threw the ranch out the window please note that we don’t condone littering unless you’re in Nebraska and her Ridge flew back in the window and hit him straight in the face I have never have so hard in my life I laugh so hard we had to pull over so I could change my pants because we’re at least a next 100 miles my husband shouted out the window I hate Nebraska I hate Nebraska I hate no friends ah just for the record I love Nebraska love it one of my favorite state one of my favorite states I haven’t ever received ranch in the face in Nebraska but why is that Nebraska’s fault it’s not it’s not it’s these Kurds fault okay guys listen we want to make sure you’re submitting your crazy vacation mishap stories to us at vacay gone cray-cray calm we’re going to pick our favorites and reenact them on subsequent episodes and when you submit your story you’re automatically enter for a chance to win a vacation redo up to $10,000 courtesy of Choice Hotels thanks choice hotels you know what day it is this Thursday and Thursday please me dear rhettandlink and the rest of the GMM team hey my daughter and I love your show we think your mix of interesting research willingness to try almost anything in your good nature sense of humor it’s great makes for fantastically entertaining good time and that for a class project my daughter was asked to create a new never-before-heard instrument the idea struck us both oon flute a pet which translates into a flute of farts Holly attends a French school say kind of die made of whoopee cushion reeds and cardboard tubes of various links pitches it plays a diatonic scale in one octave Oh sounds like fun so this is Sean and Holly Crabill from Canada trouble alright now my lips messed up so I cannot play this so yeah leave it you can begin lippel even though I’m a pan flute master let me play this and you play that link okay breaking out all the skills today okay it’s very satisfying let’s get this fight alright so uh yeah it’s very far delicious and here’s what we’re gonna do now actually you hold this alright so no more mythical male goat Ron’s so yeah trick pitches I can’t do that with my but we’re gonna present the male that we choose each week on this lazy susan device what are we going to call it according to Josh Jo oh he suggests you should call it the mythical Susan because the things actual name is lazy susan mythical male Susan so we will call it the mythical male Susan and just we’ll just give it a special moment in the Sun right now this is it’s 15 seconds of fame you know I’ve always wondered what it would be like to make music with my farts but I keep making the same note or at least just a couple of different notes and that’s a problem but now our lives have changed thanks to this amazing fart flute device floow2 farts it’s a flute of farts people coming to a mythical male susan near you make farts in along one diatonic scale I don’t know how many diatonic scales there are when it comes to farts there’s only one for me and it involves lots of cardboard okay alright but now for the UH until next Thursday this is going to hold the place of honor over on the filing cabinets we’re going to move it over there if you send us something and we and we feature it on the show now you’re going to win a signed good mythical morning poster also available at rhettandlink.com/store thanks for liking and commenting on this episode you know what time it is hi i’m nicholas from Wichita Kansas with rhett and Link time to spin the wheel of mythicality send us stuff to our Pio boxing it may find a special place on the mythical male Susan I click through to good mythical more where we play rhettandlink ah Polly an amazing game that was mailed to us join us for that please versus carrots or carrots vs. peas I will go second okay I going to go with carrots because they can be routinely used to lead a mule are you going first I just went and carrots is my thing I’m committed to carrots that was such a weak argument I didn’t even know if you’ve gone yet that leaves you with peas unless you really like carrots and then we’re in agreement well carrots are pretty good yeah these peas are pretty good too I mean this is you pick up one pea and it’s actually multiple peas in a pod can you how many carrots you can pick up when you pick up a carrot one how many peas do you pick up when you pick up a pea can you lead a mule with it have you tried to lead a mule with peas have you ever smelled a mule I’ve let them you to water and I try to make him drink Peas on the other hand what add a letter and it’s please it’s very polite carrot add a sage and it’s charit or careth you can add it in two different places better than peas you add an H to peas and it’s just pshh peas win my favorite piece I got around myself as a brand nameless sewer Oh why would you call anything you want to eat tool a sewer but I think it’s fish it means lapies