GMM 487: 5 Real Life Super Powers

we have found some real people with real superpowers let’s talk about that good mythical morning okay we all love superheroes we like superhero movies we like comic books Rafi for yourself right people like superheroes here’s the thing is that a lot of people like superheroes and so there’s these real people out there in the world who do things like dress up like Batman and try to go around fighting crime in their local community and you know what those people are just crazy because they don’t have any abilities they just got a costume and they’re just getting in the way of the police we don’t need those people what we need is real people with real superpowers toom a superhero does not make but a superhero must make a costume yeah so think about that listen that’s it what we’re gonna talk about today are real people who have what we believe to be actual superpowers physical phenomenally crazy extraordinary extraordinary thing physically phenomenally crazy but these people haven’t necessarily realized that they are superheroes so we’re gonna help close the loop for them we’re gonna tell you about them and then if they’re watching then they can take our lead and they can become superheroes in the real world so we each have some Rhett you go first all right let’s start with wim HOF last name ever I love the fact that wim HOF whoever this dude is we are assuming that he’s watching oh well hello him let’s assume that he is mr. Hoff welcome to the show I am taking your name if you don’t he already has I’m sorry okay he’s done name he’s from the Netherlands and this guy broke the ice endurance record in 2010 by standing fully immersed in ice for an hour and 44 minutes totally immersed in ice hour and 44 minutes that’s only the beginning this guy it is painful I’m to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro that’s not a hill folks that’s a big mountain and nothing but shorts and it took him two days what he’s sitting on like the snowy bank right there you got snow and he seems very comfortable not actually the look on his face is he’s a little upset what no he’s meditating that’s his secret if there’s all this amazing stuff by mind control he raises his body temperature and can withstand cold dude ran a marathon in four degrees below zero 20 degrees below zero and just shorts it took in five hours to complete it he went to the top of Everest in just shorts what but then he didn’t get to the total top because he had a bad foot but you know what guys got a bad foot dudes like in a speedo and there it is wim that’s what you’re gonna be you’re gonna be the Iceman and you have the simplest superhero costume ever it is a white speedo but how is he gonna fight crime well if the crime is very cold he can withstand it for a long time well wearing next to nothing yes he can run errands for people he can run errands for other superheroes like in Britain places this guy’s awesome don’t put him down wim HOF ice no he’s okay runner Dean Karnazes I don’t know how you say it but that’s it this dude has superhuman endurance I’m talking he ran on a treadmill for 80 hours straight think about that at the gym it’s like look at that guy oh he’s still here he’s 80 hours later non-stop he ran 50 marathons in 50 states in 50 consecutive days he seems a little off it’s crazy but I like it he has a superhuman ability to remain under his lactic acid threshold his body it can clear lactic lactate from his blood that’s the technical superpower but I’m calling this guy enduro and he can use his superpowers for like running down a marathon law breakers but what does he wear that’s the key what is he where he looks like Forrest Gump he’s a wears a Forrest Gump track uniform no when you know as far as count ran forever and ever and he like grew really long hair and he looked like a vagrant yeah I’m into that that’s what Dean looks a little too clean-cut you need to go vagrant yeah stop shaving Dean that’s gonna make you endure oh how about beard Oh enduro he’s got a long beard he can run forever well do you have another one yeah enduros good enough okay this guy at first glance it may not seem like a superhero okay he’s blind he lost the ability to see when he was a kid okay then he developed these bad far he developed the ability to use echolocation using palatal clicks he bounces sound off of stuff like a bat and no dolphin and knows what he’s about to run into so much so dude rides a bike ride dude on a bike I’m kind of ride a bike I love this guy this guy’s superhero persona has already been created he wears a helmet right already being created by Marvel isn’t daredevil Marvel well well Batman has been created yeah but Batman don’t use echolocation daredevil uses echolocation it’s really called radar since but this guy essentially is daredevil oh the suit can probably be bought at a Halloween shop sure I’m saying yeah I’m sure you just search daredevil suit get the one that been a flag war he made such a mockery of that get that one to Ben Affleck wore in the movie and ethylic I always say Aflac cuz of it I know it’s that flick okay half black he should be daredevil but daredevil on a bike so daredevil of course twice as fast as a normal there that bike devil dare dare biker no that’s that’s like the guys rider no that’s a guy who goes over the Super Dave Osborne I don’t want him to be Super Dave Osborne I like bike devil Mike temple that is pretty amazing though I don’t think I’d be huffing on a bike all right I got another one it’s Sal Michi from Japan has superhuman speed and precision with a sward with a samurai sward this guy all right and what I have to show you this video so you’ll believe me he can cut a BB that has been fired at him from a BB gun unbelievable you can cut it in half I don’t believe it and once it’s on video no video watch it now I don’t know how many times it took for him to attempt this before you cut the BB head on the first time man I don’t care this this dude is awesome I’m calling him blade but he can only fight people who are firing plastic bb’s at him and that’s something what about if I fire like a colt 45 listen Rhett every superhero has to set himself apart aasaiya this is how you said is that you specialize and he’s combatting he’s like settling turf wars amongst BB gun firing middle school boys oh he’s showing up and slicing and dicing babies man go back to your homes go back to your mom’s his name is blades and it’s a Z on the end how about two Z’s Tuesday yeah and an E and his swords are action they look like BB guns and his symbol is like some BB guns in like a fad in fashion in some way I don’t know the BB gun thing you’re really taking that a long ways the sword BB guns I think that’s got a specialized Oh Sam I contact the samurai BB guns kids are gonna be buying them merchandising out the wazoo okay this guy has a power that you might not it might not strike you initially as a superpower his name is Abdullah Albus rim and this is a Jordanian comedian who has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his head that doesn’t sound funny okay this is called globe luxation and some people have the power using the muscles of they’re attached to their eyes to push their eyes out now oh goodness now this is a very difficult thing to watch there’s some amazing video on YouTube this guy going around and doing things like looking at birds and looking at magazines for some reason because apparently birds are really intimidated by bug eyes he can pop them out like just like that yeah yeah and then they can go back in a dilemma at a wim HOF okay but you speak of the Iceman yeah I speak of the ice first of all I think all five of these guys would make a great Justice League oh make about that okay here’s how here’s how Captain bug-eyes would fight crime that’s my name for him by the way he doesn’t need a suit he just needs masks that he rips off and listen nobody so it’s gonna do anything wrong with that guy looking at you I mean you you’re in the middle of doing something illegal and you that captain bug-eyes looks at you you drop the diamond necklace and you run he’d be a great substitute teacher you know oh you’re like you know you’re gonna you’re gonna do something to mess with a substitute teacher until his eyes pop guy I’m watching you like literally my eyes are and it’s closer to you now they’re watching you yeah feel free to a Photoshop a Justice League thing if we don’t I love the fact that he’s a comedian and I think it’s just us League just us just us it’s very exclusive yes just us we’re doing all guys with super powers thanks for liking and commenting on this video it makes a difference you know what time it is we’ve got super shoes for your super feet it’s called the mythical shoes we shot at rhettandlink.com/store lots of different colors the first shoe designed by you the mythical beasts get you some click through to good mythical more here the trials and tribulations of red teaching his son to ride a bike link and only reply you know that’s right or surprise me to everything red says uh I had a lot of fun time and superpowers you know that’s right but you know I wish that we could be like a super heroes you know that’s right like me and you have you know either Knight link and Knight Rhett we should like really make that into a thing surprise me uh well I’d that kind that’s what that’s my surprise I told you I mean it was like a Lincoln knife right you know that’s right yeah is if we got to get costumes anything that’s our fighting cries oh you know that’s right and then we got to get guys that just us League and will likely demand make them do evil stuff and then they can start doing all the things about us taking over the world that we’ve been talking about and killing all the people surprise me he’s selling a nice group of people and everybody’s looking around like where did you where is the adult responsible the adult is on the baseball field just like under yards away like you got it son

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