what happened to Tarzan’s beard and the milkman I’m Will and I’m Amanda I’m from Long Island New York let’s talk about that morning this episode is brought to you by the rambling community where you can interact with other rhettandlink mythical beasts and upload your own fan creations it’s amazing it warms my heart to peruse the rental ink community there’s a chat room over there too you can chat it up with your friends yes you can write alright today is Friday and we’re still doing something that is new which is giving you the power to dictate our conversations and probably even more importantly share your spective your perspectives this isn’t just asking us a question like what’s your favorite color matter of fact this is never asking us a question I’m never going to reveal what my favorite color is you post your perspectives or opinions on our facebook page or at us at rhett and Link on Twitter and we’ll pick a few and talk about it and let me tell you we’ve been looking at these these perspectives mythical perspectives we’re calling on every becoming in mm-hmm and you folks I’ve got some interesting ideas you’re thoughtful you’re creative you’re it you’re engaged in this world you’re not blindly stepping through life waiting for the next thing to be thrown at you doesn’t heart to be a mythical in saying you know what I’m gonna have an opinion about Tarzan’s beard and Milkmen like Madison Brody he thinks that Tarzan should have a beard that could be a one he says girl to Madison could be a girl I think if mother Shelby is a girl well I think that Madison is a girl did I say it was a guy yeah I’ve never met a Madison who’s a guy I don’t know why I said sorry Madison if you’re a girl or a guy I’m sorry for either I don’t I don’t know what I don’t know what to say at this point just reads it what she thinks Tarzan she says is a man living in the jungle all his life without a razor there should at least be a little stubble this is a great point now do Tarzan I don’t know a lot about Tarzan but did he come about before the movie back in the day or was that it was he created for the movie uh no Tarzan was created in the 80s no I’m talking like way back in like the the 40s wasn’t ours in a book like way back in the day I have no class my guess and I’m completely just throwing this out there I think Tarzan’s probably like an old oh that’s all I know I think charges from way back in the day and then they made a movie about it and back in the like the 40s or 50s when they made movies and there was a lead guy he was always clean-shaven so it wasn’t a question whether or not the guy was gonna have a beard or if you’re a lead if you’re a star in a movie and whatever year it was maybe it’s not the eighties it wasn’t in 80s it was like the 40s or he would it you would be clean-shaven I know I’m just being if there was a Tarzan 80s movie in the Tarzan eighties movie we would all it would be like part of pop culture if that’s when it came out now I was being stupid I’m sorry so that was one of those being facetious but yeah I was being facetious okay um David Marchetti moving right along she asks I think that vampires created the myth about garlic keeping them away so that people would wear and eat garlic self marinating and making their blood taste better and this is this is where it becomes insightful it be like zombies telling you that they’d be less likely to eat your brains if you used a barbecue sauce as shampoo this is a funny perspective fyu skip the second perspective that were you actually teased about next time oh really next time I’ll read those I’ll come back to that I’ll come back to the milk but this is an interesting don’t get too worked up I’m not we can always go back um I kind of thought we wouldn’t include this perspective because it’s completely about make-believe things but if you just for a moment just assume that vampires are real I’d say this is this is pretty insightful except there’s I would in this fanciful world in which vampires exist I would assume that there are some who don’t like garlic or are allergic to garlic we know Biagio he’s allergic to garlic oh yeah no he’s allergic to clams clams and garlic are not the same thing we know somebody’s allergic to garlic tarzan sara is allergic to garlic it was not he’s also not a vampire though because though it’s sort of a moot point Tarzan was not produced in the 80s either I’m going on record I’m saying it was in the 40s Nicholas II arrow says cities should start having milk men delivering milk and ice cream trucks roaming the streets for kids again whatever happened to those whatever happened to milk men and ice cream trucks I think milk men was before refrigeration that’s mine is that true but there’s no reason why they can’t bring you back you know I mean milk is such a special liquid that I think it still it still demands personal delivery so yeah I agree with you there but the ice cream truck that does happen well listen there’s an ice cream truck in this in my neighborhood that comes by and he’s always playing song start spreading the news it’s in there like the Miss a keyboard sir hmm and I always hear it because I’ve got children out here you know I always hear it yeah kids go in the house stay away from that man because it’s a guy with an ice cream truck that’s you kid I’m sorry you know what maybe the age of innocence is over but it is and I can’t let my kids go to the ice cream truck but it’s a window on this it’s not like he opens the back and he says I’m inside my van if they open the back of the van to serve the ice cream then you’re in trouble if there’s a window on the side you’re good to go it’s just a guy listen it’s just a man with the truck full of ice cream I don’t know what the sanitation grade is I don’t know I don’t know anything about this guy I mean does he have a permit or is this just like his uncle’s van I don’t know and so in today’s world no ice cream trucks sorry call me a party pooper he’s an entrepreneur he should be applauded creepy or not that’s why I mean he’s a new song at least mmm burning him a gun Sinnott gives his mythical perspective you always have the best ideas whilst sitting on the toilet you always have the best ideas when you’re on the toilet I have a lot of really good toilet ideas is that is that your spot for creativity well for me it’s sort of an escape I got so I think we should bring a toilet in here my wife is always like why are you in the bathroom for so long I’m like well because we have two kids and they’re all over the place and you’re always asking me to do stuff and you know every once in a while if you’re hiding I just want to go in there and just think about things and come up with ideas you don’t do that though you get on your phone yeah but you’re a man you you’re if you’re on the toilet now you’re on your phone it’s no longer a place with creativity sadly no no no but I’m inspired by what you’re reading news or the YouTube video that I’m watching and then I come up with some of the best ideas I’ve ever had the best ideas that I have or while mowing the grass which which is you don’t even do that which is sad because now that we moved out here I don’t mow my grass anymore the place that I’m renting has a grass mower as part of the kind I think he’s called a landscaper or a gardener well he well I they called him a gardener but all he does is mow the grass so I call him a grass more so maybe I just need to get out there and just simulate mowing the grass you could mow my grass I mean I’m paying this guy to come out every month I probably I probably come up with a lot of goods if you want to mow my grass I don’t come up with anything on the toilet if you want to be a grass mower for free I got a whole lawn back here I’m willing to let you mow and come up with all kinds of great ideas Carolyn Dizzee Davidson perspective is I think they should build a bridge across the Atlantic from the UK to the US so we could have cheaper travel okay um now I do have a civil engineering degree so bridge building is in my wheelhouse and I would say Carolyn Dizzy Davison I appreciate the fact that you’re considering the cost of travel but I think you might want to consider the cost of that bridge across the Atlantic that’s it that’s a good point it would probably expensive little pricey I don’t pricey and if they put a toll on it just good gracious how much of a toll would that be I’d say 10 grand across it and then it’s not even it’s not cheap anymore and then where are you going to put the gas stations in the rest stops you’re gonna have to yeah they’re gonna have to float in the ocean well when I was a child I used to think we would be long trip and I’d be like it would be really fun if we could take an elevator in our family’s car could go up in an elevator like hundreds of thousands well let’s just say a couple of miles into the sky okay then we would just get on a loss a huge ramp and we would downhill all the way so it’s like to our destination a roller coaster principle yeah yeah so you have so it gravity so there would be one from the UK to the US and one from the u.s. to the UK to huge towers right it’s just a huge tower and then it’s a huge ramp so you’re like totally like careening out of control the entire time like kids hon you know and you’re going you’re just going downhill although think about how fun that trip would be first of all you get to ride in an elevator in a car which is awesome finally you get to freewheel it no gasps no gasps required you could be you could be on a bicycle you could go and run all the way to the UK on a bicycle that’s it I almost think it’s a good idea until I realized how bad of an idea is I had that idea why on the toilet didn’t yeah in a fight if I was mowing your grass I would probably know why it was stupid somebody could somebody do an animation of that I mean there’s a lot of talented mythical beasts out there if you do an animation of that we will make a big deal out about it we’ll put of it we’ll put it on the website more than that but how we how are we gonna make a big deal out of okay Hardesty I’ll talk about it with everybody I know if you make that harnessing the power of gravity all right let’s squeeze one more in here from Johanna worth uh-uh this is very thought-provoking I love these mythical perspectives she thinks and while she writes I think they should not make medicine in candy flavors because one it still tastes gross then two it ruins that flavor for the rest of your life for example I can never again enjoy the classic bubblegum flavor because it reminds me of bubblegum amoxicillin I can’t enjoy grape soda because it tastes like a can of grape dimetapp oh okay hey I mean I would think you could relate to this because you because you have an opinion about tastes that’s that’s smart I mean if it’s if it’s gross make it grow why not invent you know you’ve got all this money all these medical people all of them medical pill makers have all this money invent a new flavor B you know medicine flavor don’t commandeer something that we can all enjoy for something so heinous that you’re doing halfway it still tastes gross she’s exactly right so they should take a fruit that doesn’t exist or a fruit that’s ever been made into a flavor just is yeah just invent a flavor like like medicine number 23 Oh awesome flavor oh the flavor of Awesome yeah ibuprofen awesome flavor of course in liquid form I guess and it would be like what does it taste like I don’t know it tastes awesome they have nothing to compare it to invent a totally new flavor don’t don’t ruin it for everybody that’s good like that’s almost as good as the elevator and ramp idea to get from the UK to the America and back I’m not taking credit for it credit goes where credit is due I’m taking credit for my idea because I didn’t come up with a bridge idea I came or the ramp idea and you’re still talking about this 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