GMM 490: Outrageous Camping Gear You Must Own

we found the most amazing stuff to create the most amazing camping experience talk about that good mythical morning you could just up and decide to go camping without getting any advice from us and you know what might happen you might not come back hmm you might find yourself lost and afraid maybe naked like that show and you know what’s gonna happen you’re gonna be wishing you’d listened to us you asked us questions on the interwebs we answered them now camping themes Emma Egan asks what are some essentials for an amazing camping trip I’ve always wondered that I can answer this question in many ways but I’m going to choose to emphasize the word amazing so with an emphasis on amazing I’ve found the most amazing camping gear on the Internet which now I absolutely have to have I’m going to show it to you you’re gonna agree you’re gonna agree first off communal camping tents this gig WOM thing look how they’re all connected 130 pounds I don’t know what the conversion $2 is but it’s you know so I thought that was the weight limit for the for the thing and I was like well I’m not going in now that’s English money okay that’s not too bad that’s pretty cool now do we each get our own wigwam yeah that’s the whole point and connected by a little – do I have to stand up and there are kind of lay sideways and sleep anything you want Rhett or you can get this one that has a garage yes I mean look there is a minivan coming out of the upper right hand corner oh it’s off oh wow nothing’s so much bigger than I originally thought yeah that was just for one man with really short arms and a really long hair delaying no it’s got I see it’s got a minivan carport now it’s this is Japanese so I don’t know what what they’re saying there but I it probably something like this is awesome buy it right now yeah speaking of which sleeping bag onesies anybody though this green one is summit sleeping motion sack 74 dollars okay I get it or you can get this purple one called sexy hotness from fab calm that’s why they call it $99 you can take a leak without getting out of your sleeping bag and there are no sleeves yeah but look how much fun they’re having it looks like they’re at a Barney themed birthday party in the woods at first I thought that guy was roasting his dog on a spit like on a stick and then I realized but I’ll go with the five the dog was just jumping for this day that would they would probably wouldn’t put that in the advertisement if it was the case don’t you want one of these I do I want the Ninja Turtle one what about this Swiss champ X AVT Swiss Army knives been around forever but of course they’ve created the ultimate Swiss Army knife five hundred dollars for this guy that’s a lot of that’s a lot of dough that’s a lot of bread but think about it you can throw it at something and kill something like kill a bear just by throwing that thing nothing would become a paperweight because I’d be so confused about the options and last but not least glow-in-the-dark tepee $9.50 on Amazon yes it does make your butt glow no it doesn’t but it probably does what if you get a little residue on there dingleberries from that thing will definitely glow okay which leads me to the next question for limit coltan Madea you got it go ahead he says what are the different ways the best ways to relieve yourself in the woods or does it referring to both liquid and solid waste if you know what I mean you know we’re the guys to ask when you have a question about bathroom use well because I do it a lot first of all this aggressor there’s nothing like taking a dump in the woods everybody should do it just to know you’re alive because our ancestors did that they didn’t have porta-johns and bathrooms and stuff so just except to connect with the rest of humanity in the past you should Dookie in the woods now here’s what you should do you should do the tree lean is my recommended technique that’s where you just find a tree and you lean back like you’re hugging the tree if you can’t find a tree here in the desert you just do the squatty potty but you got to take your pants off because you’ll just go right into your underwear if you don’t take your pants off like a trampoline my recommended technique is if you find a friend who also needs to take a dump at the same time is the buddy system kind of like that Michael Jackson’s bad video where they’re leaning on each other ladies if you both gotta go and you you just kind of go like this what about eye contact don’t make eye contact all right and you just go until you’re done I’m in it three two one Reiko and then you bury it okay that’s the buddy system okay Manny Perez asks do you hang your food high or bury it from bears which is most effective well Manny I think that our most recent in fact the next vacay gone cray-cray reenactment will help answer your question remember you submit your vacation mishap stories to us if a agon cray-cray calm we pick our favorites reenact them here on GMM the narration from the story is taken directly from the story that was submitted here it is summer of 2008 I was about eight years old I went on a camping trip with my aunt and uncle while on the trip I became irrationally scared of bears ransacking our camp I know it’s not rational but I’m becoming scared of bears ransacking our camp I started crying hysterically until my uncle called my mom oh no you don’t I don’t do a good job of handling crying little girls I want to call your mother she’s on the phone honey why are you crying I’m scared of bears mom oh you silly there aren’t gonna be any bears we get to the campsite and start setting up the tent so you’re not gonna help huh the tent ended up getting a hole burned through it fYI aunt burned a hole in the tent while my aunt and I were sleeping in the tent my uncle started shaking the tent saying get up there bears out here we didn’t believe him at first you silly there aren’t gonna be any bears my mom said so but he was persistent no seriously they are bears out here so we tried to unzip the tent unfortunately the zipper got caught unfortunately the zippers caught my aunt and I crawled through the hole in the tent that had been burned through early I’ll bring her through oh yeah I see what you’re doing yeah come on yeah just like a baby oh yeah come on I see me the whole idea oh yeah she was thinking ahead oh and here’s a head okay push it keep ah she goes she’s a slim woman she comes out easy she’s up Sheila hey she lost her arm her shoulders dislocated but it’s gonna be fine we can play with you all it’s worse than a dislocation hey don’t throw that to the Bears all right to the Bears to our surprise there was a family of bears treatment ah hey bear family this looks like the perfect place to score some snacks yeah Junior’s gonna be so happy he loves snow yeah we got some chips we got some tips for ya hey Junior I don’t like barbecue a whole lot they got plane I got more tea my uncle shot a gun into the air scare up the Bears do you hear that yeah it’s a gunshot no so far work we shouldn’t be scared give me some of the plain chips the Bears were unfried and they took a lot of food wrong this is really stretching our acting prowess out I’m diggin very deep into my bucket of bear voices all right remember we want to hear your vacation mishap stories not too late we can choose yours go to vacay gone cray-cray dot-com we’re gonna pick our favorite ones to reenact also you’re automatically enter for a chance to win a vacation redo up to 10 grand courtesy of Choice Hotels you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday please me all right moving something off the mythical male Susan to make a room for another something here we go check it out right oh they’re ready link my mom and I have watched every episode and watched the new ones every day I live in a lap haha Georgia I mean I made you this gift to show my appreciation for you guys Tiffany you PS the Lando is from my brother shorty for Lando my son so look at that okay that’s we’re gonna put them on it this is a this is a cross-section but play some music and let’s let’s have a special moment for this thing this is a cross section of a tree that says good mythical morning adjust a tree grow in the forest then a man came and chopped you down then what happened like hey I’m Lando I’m the one who chopped this tree down yes hey Han take a look at this tree I chopped down it says GMM in the cross-section of it are you talking to the hand I’m Lando Calrissian I’m talking to Han Solo that’s how I say Han Solo cuz ha no cuz I’m Billy Dee Williams can you believe that a tree trunk said GMM through the middle of it and someone actually chopped it down and found this what are the chances what are the chances one anime and here it is the exact layer was in one of the chances again what a chance well I think technically it’s not possible I mean I think it’s that’s not really what happened I think somebody just cut a tree down and they they they painted it Tiffany and Tiffany’s mom thanks for watching thanks for submitting this thing which will go in the place of honor on top of the filing cabinet of mythicality I’m gonna use really stretch in this I’m gonna use it a plate thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is I’m winter from San Antonio Texas and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality Thank You Tiffany for the tree we’re gonna send you a sign good mythical morning poster and you can get that for yourself rent link on flash store we signed every wolf side everyone click through to good mythical more we’re gonna eat some amazing Japanese candies including salad flavored sticks join us sports team mascots in the dressing room before the game man I know it’s gonna be all talk to me man I don’t talk to opposing mascots I know we’ve got to be in this enclosed space together before we run out of the tunnel but I don’t make eye contact and I don’t talk to other scots man huh guys that’s what I call him is short for many watts can you explain to me how we’re opposing mascots we’re I don’t talk when we’re in the same suit oh yeah this is the horse game isn’t it yeah sweaty in here dude I’m on the Frog was wondering why you were so close to me we’re in the same team or oh this is different then I’ll look at you hey man what’s up my name’s Matt stay in the back Matt I’m the head of this horse well how come I’m looking out the eyes man you got one hole you’re looking at up here in the back oh it’s not a one one eyed horse no it’s not a cyclops man that’s the ball I mean it’s just a peanut it’s a peanut with a little bit of rice krispies around it rice crisp and then chocolate around there here’s my peanut balls

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