today we celebrate our 500th episode by eating 500 beans let’s do that good mythical morning ladies and gentlemen mythical beasts I am elated to say that this is indeed our 500th episode I can’t believe that we’ve done 500 of these hard to believe I feel like we need to say thank you to you because obviously we wouldn’t have been able to sustain this thing through 500 if it wasn’t for you watching allowing us to live the dream behind the desk thanks for liking this show and watching it and making us have a reason to continue to do it we do it for you are you gonna cry now link because that was your cue and I that was what I did right I sniffed and I wiped now good okay uh and in keeping in that theme we’re doing this for you we asked you the mythical beasts how we should celebrate 500 episodes Edward canto said 500 high-fives oh right ready are we going to do this and I’m gonna kill him okay thanks Edward one two fast fast like 300 that’s 100 hundred cuz I can’t count when you’re counting okay yeah so I’m just like sitting here slapping and you’re doing all the counting is that okay we like 100 okay I got a hope go left okay yeah Oh nah I’m not afforded me I’m not I’m just coordinated with this one this goes a little slower yeah magnets to North Falls in the bag let’s just get into rhythm okay that’s 200 200 more your face is red I know I like lost all ability to breathe house I thought that was them let’s do height ends and just in that counts us to like something about you just go like this and redoing that was like your left hand man here we go double double yeah doubles and we only have to do 100 of these to get a foreigner is about it just get you the rhythm that was for okay that’s 400 all right 100 more to go yeah Ryan hey you’re going too slow I’ll rhythm sighs man how many was that for Oh my forearm is burning here we missed a couple in there maybe got a couple of x/3 Trevor Kemp suggest I’ve always wanted to see what five hundred colored bouncy balls looks like in slow motion when thrown off a set of stairs just an idea boys we’d never do that great idea well Trevor there you go that’s what it’s like now you know alright next suggestion Shayna skorsky says see how fast you can eat eat 500 mmm okay Shayna we didn’t have 500 mm laying around but I’ve been told we did have 500 being 1,000 beans now 500 leads bring me to the beans I’m super excited about this it’s less than I thought it would be this is 500 beans is not a lot of beans I say I can do this real fast okay seriously this is 500 beans calculations were made they did the math um but it turns out to be a serving all right whoever wins gets to do this again at 600 no no whoever wins gets to finish off the other guys beans that’s a dumb rule three two one go I want to see how hot a Warford rap rap ah they’re hot I felt good though so beanie yeah they’re not bad it’s just hard to get a whole bunch of them down without anything else ah there’s a lot of me oh goodness who said this letting a lot of beams whoa you’re scraping the ball I’m gonna be in a minute whoa I’m gonna be in a minute I’m the main game what’s that with you man well I oh you know what right I want you to have it well you are but you didn’t even try well you didn’t this is 500 episodes huh my pressures about the best look at that that’s crazy well I’ll finish well I want sit right here yeah they’re my chest haven’t gone down yet there’s a beam coming out sorry about that ladies okay I’ve had the two most intense laugh attacks um beans are coming up okay all right seriously do you want these later cuz I can’t finish them Avery Jorgensen says flash bags you need flashbacks oh that’s a good point Avery hey red remember that time back when we first started good mythical morning episode 1 this is the beginning of something beautiful hopefully something special in your life you know whenever I’m beginning something new and you’re talking about this show right I just want to clarify the other show yeah hey link you remember that time in episode 94 Travel searching far wide come on understand Oh Ling do you remember that time in episode 300 you hear that noise the beans are still making noises in here yeah you’re digesting 350 space or something oh yeah hey link remember that time in episode 437 hey Rhett yeah do you remember that time at the beginning of episode 500 I can’t believe that we’ve done 500 of these hard to believe that’s pretty easy to remember yes like a minute ago a couple of minutes nice I don’t know I lost track of time in the few is alright guys it’s time for another vacay con Craig great reenactment you submit your vacation mishap stories to us at baked egg on Craig Raycom we pick our favorites reenact them here and remember the narration is taken directly from the story that was submitted here it is a few years ago we got the opportunity to stay at our friend’s beach house in Gulf Shores Alabama family we have been given this opportunity to stay at our friend’s beach house here in Gulf Shores Alabama don’t blow it young kids at the time we had never had a kite so when we saw kites at the gift shop we begged I dad for one got it what’s that that’s a camouflage bikini on clearance no that that’s a beach towel with a shirtless Kenny Chesney on it on clearance no yeah that’s a kite daddy can we get one okay it was a particularly windy day and my dad decides it’s a great day to take the kite out family I have decided that this is a great day to take a kite out we released it into the air the reel that it went so high and floated so grin this is a privileged family you see this board as a privilege my youngest brother who was about four years old was a small thin fellow of about 35 pounds I don’t know who handed him to kite whoever it was decided to let the boy go he was instantly whipped into the my brother was soaring away extremely fast at a cost at five to six feet off the ground this is the only way to experience the girlcode’ five to six feet up and my brother was pulled an unbelievable mile down the beach got you son don’t you ever do that again daddy that was awesome have you ever seen Alabama from five to six feet up pretty much all the time some really great stunt work link thank you have a future in that remember submit your stories to us at vacay Gong Craig Craig calm we’re going to pick our favorites and reenact them we might pick yours but I guarantee you you were entered for a chance to win a vacation redo up to $10,000 courtesy of Choice Hotels you know what day it is is Thursday and Thursday means babies Oh get rid of those babies or not know what don’t burn the babies they’re they’re special to us now rattling good mythical morning I noticed that you guys talked about your dreams a lot on the show we do so in order to help you in your endeavor to control your dreams I made a GMM dreamcatcher let’s start spinning that right love spin it for those who don’t know a dreamcatcher is there it is Native American folklore based on the belief that the hoop catches bad dreams unless the good ones third is when you dream at night thanks for always brightening our day may your dreams be mythical Tara and Eric there it is in North Carolina so this thing is designed to keep bad dreams are coming in and only the good ones to come through so I really hope it works I thought that it caught the dreams that you had so you could remember them but okay hey what kind of dreams do you think we should live through imma let sweet dreams through this Ke$ha you know what’s up yet the only sweet dreams word I’m gonna let nightmares come out and stop the good dreams with my tale cuz I’m out of control what’s your problem man you demented come on I’m a dissident dreamcatcher you know what I got a coupon right here why don’t you take it what coupon for therapy right there there you go you just go off to do your thing man all right that’s how a dreamcatcher works thanks for liking and comment on this episode and thanks again for making 500 possible you know what time it is hi I’m max from Constance southern Germany and it is time to spin the wheel of mythicality thank you to Keira and Eric for the dreamcatcher you get a sign good mythical morning closer and if you didn’t send us something you can just go to rental income flash store and buy one we decide everyone will be signed to click through to good mythical more we’re gonna eat some crispy anchovy fish snack also mailed to us click through link discovers he can use his hair wings to fly his hair wings to fly hey hey man yeah you know what uh I’m just gonna generate a little breeze because I’m getting hot in here oh it’s good feeling well that’s a lot stronger than I expect it’s my oh it’s my hair wings no link they don’t make you fly or anything well what’s your code what’s your going oh this is who’s going to put that spoon full of beans in mouth that’s like a half spoonful and swallow all of them without chewing it seems just so wrong to do it you you got to let go of what your grandma told you all those years ago