GMM 511: 10 Places with Weird Names

you may have a tough time believing some names that people have given to places let’s talk about that good mythical morning there are a lot of places on earth I can’t tell you how many places there are linked but there’s quite a few more than a thousand billion less than a billion more than a thousand and they have you got a name these places so you got to come up with a name and sometimes people come up with weird names we’re going to play a game today where I’m going to say the name of a place and it may be a real place out there with a weird name or maybe a weird name that I have made up okay you have ten places that are gonna be given to you oh yeah you tell me if a real or fake get 600 yeah now buddy if you get six out of ten or more right you get your rename Rhett mcLaughlin I’m giving you the right to change the name of that Fox it I will gladly take it how many out of how many you got to get six out of ten that’s 60% technically technically a failing grade but you know what I don’t have a lot of faith in you okay by the way that’s what makes us human naming things no monkeys name stuff really no I’m just kidding okay we go Winker pickle sorry what Winker pickle not a place how about Winker picker Winkle it’s no different Winkle picker point Winkle picker points it’s funny how you Maryland you laughed at the mispronunciation but they’re all equally absurd Winkle picker points Winkle picker Winkle picker point Winkle picker point Ireland Winkle picker who how do you pick a Winkle I don’t know uh I’m gonna start off at yes that’s the place it’s fake but a fun fake fact about wink / Winkle picker Winkle picker I can say is the most famously it’s most famously known for being the birthplace of the Winkle picker shoe which is a real shoe that kind of shoe right there really yeah you have a pair I’ve seen those you warmed a prom all right so I I’m losing right now okay don’t don’t kick somebody with that toad suck Arkansas toad suck mine so man this party is a toad suck that one is a total suck toad like a toad Arkansas absolutely real correct it is a town in Arkansas the original name the origin of the name is disputed some say it was received when the river men would congregate at the local tavern where they would suck on the bottle so they swell up like toads which makes no sense to me so I don’t think that’s what it is I think it’s probably the corruption of a French phrase meaning a narrow channel in the river also toad sucking is a real thing people do it because it has hallucinogenic effects not in Arkansas but other places in the world yes okay so one one up one down rectum Netherlands rectum gee I wonder who could have made this one up rectum Netherland let me just roleplay for a second hey I’m Rhett I’m trying to make up a fake name for a place you know we’ll be funny calling it random Netherland it’s real it is real yeah rectum is a hamlet in the municipality of weird in Netherlands it’s home to about 40 people because you can only fit about 400 people interact them I know you have to say in rectum you ruined Jo sorry you can’t say interactive yes that’s who close it’s not a joke anymore I’m sorry just say it again you can only fit about 400 people in rectum that is but also the rectum is a chamber that begins at the end of the large intestine immediately following the sigmoid colon and ends at the anus just in case you want to know punky doodles Corners Ontario Canada punky doodles corners Ontario Canada more than one corner yeah that’s why I’m saying no I’m cool with punky doodles but multiple corners no way fake it’s real it’s a hamlet also in Ontario and it’s a the victim of frequent sign theft and I’m not making this up to punky doodles corners and I got one of them in 1986 controversy struck when in an attempt to increase tourism they renamed it punky brewster corners this is the height of the show popularity punky brewster Soleil moon Frye was invited for a ribbon-cutting she did not show up later years later in an in an Entertainment Tonight interview she was asked about this and she responded I don’t know what you’re talking about true this is true stuff so they change it back to punky doodles corners real place how about doodle sack Scotland another doodle place this is no sack doodle sack oh you’re reading into things a little bit doodle sack Scotland not a place good you use context clues it’s fake doodle sack however is an old English word for bagpipe and here’s a fake facts about doodle sack it’s the location of the yearly gathering of the doodle sacks which are bagpipes oh you told me that yeah middle fart Denmark now I frequently middle fart I’m just gonna be honest how many do you have right okay but um I don’t think it’s oh god Middle Fork how dim lock that’s so bizarre that it has to be true what’s your answer true yes real place it is a real place but I want to live there it’s a town in Denmark it’s not right underneath rectum is going on no rectums in netherlands well they’re closer I guess originated from an old Danish word methyl meaning middle and far meaning way it signified a place in between two towns those two towns are no fart and full fart that’s those aren’t true that’s I made up the last part but it isn’t between two towns if it wasn’t between no fart and full for it that would be no middle farmer the identity of next Batman Turkey Batman Turkey Turkey’s a country that means a plum you’re not pronouncing it correctly it’s Batman but it is real it is real you’re on a roll like a city in Turkey I’ve heard of Batman do you know that the former mayor is superhero threatened to sue this is true Christopher Nolan and Warner Brothers for their use of its name in the films Batman Begins in Dark Knight they didn’t happen to want to suit anyone else who had used Batman for the previous 70 or 80 years but they went for Christopher Nolan hey well those are versions and here’s a picture of a man riding a donkey and Batman bottom on Ghost Rider Arizona Ghost Rider Arizona mm not funny enough to be fake not interesting enough to be real what a quandary ha how many is that right okay you get one right you win fake corrects you win link now it’s all for gravy here’s a fake fact about Ghost Rider as a marketing stunt for the 2007 Nicolas Cage film Ghost Rider the small town of Duncan Arizona was paid $500,000 to change their name to Ghost Rider to help promote the film however it turned out to be a failure because a lawyer who filed the name change thought they were saying ghost writer after the popular 90s PBS show the old Ghost Rider Ghost Writer Quan grew up nasty England nasty England England is nasty no false not a real place it is a real place and eats her first ire district of her fresh re England it comes from the anglo-saxon phrase meaning at the eastern hedged closer enclosure because you know what people do at the eastern hedged enclosure they get nay and finally monkey caca Sudan monkey caca Sudan monkey caca monkey caca Sudan hmm that’s true that’s that’s real no it’s fake monkey caucus highest grossing export however is bat guano which makes a great fertilizer well thank you to everyone that allowed me to win what do you mean smarts Ryan I don’t name it I would also like to introduce you to my new pal hanging back there on the wall formerly known as rhett mclaughlin now known as a Snickle dumper snickles upper it is nichols upper like a twitter account for that guy he is right there I can’t I’m not a good weatherman but there he is thanks for liking and commenting on this episode by celebrating with me and the knowledge of these strange stupidly named places you know what time it is I’m Jack storm my master charm we’re from Kenilworth Illinois and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality we’re releasing another episode of our podcast ear biscuits today this week’s guest is George Watsky hip hop artist extraordinaire yeah I would say it was a very in-depth conversation with a very complex guy so we got inside of his brain get insight into his lyrics be sure to listen to that he also taught us how to rap fast yup we’re practicing now click through to good mythical more where we share our small town experiences and the names associated rets Siri and Link is searching for something ding uh your little delayed reaction there Siri what’s up today are you cool I’m sorry I do not understand what you’re trying to say uh just didn’t set my alarm ding set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. I got an important start tomorrow yeah why you keep dinging ding yes man I finished the key thing that I’m trying to say my alarm finish it who would you finish who would you like to harm what who would you like to harm master link set my alarm okay we will be harming someone ding you’ll have a perspective on – you’re from the same place that I am is the phenomenon of being from a small town with it was it kind of a weird night any Buies Creek is is not it’s a little bit of a weird name I’m from there oh really yeah we’re never talking about this

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