GMM 540: Getting Revenge On Your Roommate

so you’re living with somebody who’s doing some annoying stuff let’s fix that good mythical morning you know how this works you access questions on the internet we look at them we give you answers and you take or leave our advice welcome to take it or leave it but working tight aren’t really subject to change Matt in googley ax asks how do you deal with the roommates annoying habit okay and we’re experienced here we’ve been roommates with the roommates anymore I currently have a female wife roommate and then three younger roommates and barring Varian roommate ages yeah those are called children yeah it’s more housemates not really roommates one of them’s in my room wife one but we were roommates through college uh and we had a couple of people who live with us at different times and when he has annoying habits and we’re gonna tell you we’re gonna go through us different some different categories and give you this is a for instance and this is how you can deal with it some common things okay very common when your roommate eats something that you have saved for yourself in a fridge or freezer you know right you got something that this is my stuff and you ate it without asking and I gotta say first of all we’ve been on the opposite into this because we had a good friend named Greg who would get some premium stuff and one time he got some premium ice Christ creamy add the communal Walmart ice cream like a big bucket and we just got really excited one day we ate half of his Edie’s ice cream then we looked at each other and we were like we gots to fix this we took the Walmart ice cream and we put it into the EDS ice cream and we smooth it over the top there’s a difference in that thing the Walmart ice cream was really yellow and the 80s the ice cream was really white so when you open it up he was like you pumped ate my ice cream and he threw a soccer ball at us that’s what happened that that was an amazing day because the just the thrust of that ball yeah it hit him in the chest hits him in the chest we were living with a guy named Tim and he got hit in the chest okay but I’m gonna recommend do not who we just looked at Greg and it was like that was it I just recommend that you don’t do a Greg did I don’t think it should escalate that quickly with the soccer ball I recommend that you set a trap for your roommates if they’re known to do this and you go preemptively switch something nasty out for something good and when they go for the good stuff they get the nasty they will learn their lesson I don’t have any particular ideas but you get the idea here put the good and the nasty and the nasty and the good and you got an ass you eat out of the nasty knowing that it’s good yeah you go for the nasty you get in you leave the good to them but it’s actually reversed okay here’s another common one you go to the sink you’re going to prepare meal or something and you can’t get to this the needed sink parts because me to this part all of this nasty dirty dishes piled up on top yeah you know the first thing you should go to the person this goes without saying yeah you got to go to the person saying hey listen it’s your chore to do the dishes yeah or at least to do all these dishes that are yours okay so can we work just a first talk first but then if that doesn’t work out what I think you should do is I think you should take all those dishes take them into his or her room room dramatic emphasis for no reason and then you build a minefield starting right next to the bed put down a little dirty plate put down a fork put down a puppet puppet Bop back your way out of the room so that then when he or she opens that door it’s just a minefield of the dirty place that they left in the sink and they have to remove them in order to get into their room they’ll get the message or either that or they’ll just walk on the plates yeah I don’t want that to happen here’s another common one overflowing trash can you’ve said listen when the trashcan is full and you’re at home and you’re the one who tops it off don’t do the pushdown thing and leave it in there for me to take out but it’s everybody’s responsibility to take the trash out you can do the push down but there’s a certain point but there’s no push down boys yeah and then you starts to pile up I’m talking about piled up you somebody didn’t do their job now if you’ve had a conversation about them with them about this ahead of time you can feel free to take it out of the trash can tie it up push it underneath their bed cut a slit in it so that the air can come out and they will begin to be overwhelmed with nastiness garbage nasty fumes I just don’t want another juice but just the we’ll begin to perforate from there permeate their room coming from their bed they’ll just say they got a stinky bed it’ll go about two weeks and then they’ll find it they’ll be very mad at you but let me tell you what they won’t ever cross you in that trash I think that’s overkill okay I think what you need to do is you need to take the trash that is just on the top like the the muffin top of tries to talk trash just take the top trash take that and put it under the bed because that sends a message this is the amount of trash okay that you slacked on your job top trash will take care of it top tries to take care of it put that on the t-shirt okay then this one is a little more specific see if you can relate to this you go into the bathroom you’re going to brush your teeth to wash your face or wash your hands in the sink and you look down and somewhere on this like in the bowl of the sink there is a regurgitated used dollop of toothpaste just a little solidified and stuck to that part of the bowl like a like a like a snail fossil like that it’s like yeah I find those all the time and then what do I have to first of all how does this happen what you spin the sink and you miss the middle but you know you didn’t brush with the tooth paste don’t it’s like my kids put the tooth paste on top of the brush they put it in their mouth and then go and immediately spit the whole thing out in the sink that’s my that’s my tell you’ve got the smut I tell them this you got a smudge the toy toothpaste Toit spiced down into the bread so you’re not faster so does where you start brushing it doesn’t just plop out you’re not you’re not getting any on your teeth and then I gotta take the finger and go Iggy to get that thing off and to rush it up you just can’t waterfall some sink water on that thing and expected to dissipate it does not dissolve you thought about this so what’s the solution linkster it’s nasty well this is what you should do if it’s your fish your kids I don’t know what you do you know whatever punitive method you use with kids you’re chewing gum now I’m just taking a break is this is this really are you making a point are you just chewing gum shoot some gum go to your room each car if something come out of their mouth get stuck on a sink and then you inky inky inky it off with your finger well sit in the driver’s seat take that thing right there put it on the steering wheel something from your mouth and something on their ear same experience that they’ll get the message oh sorry Lou I don’t know what guitar I don’t know if I can endorse for our next mail please mail us a new guitar you know what a deal let’s say it’s Thursday and Thursday and Thursday all right check this out I don’t know I don’t know how well you can see these out right turn like that I can hold a lot is spin that you gotta use the spinner well it doesn’t really spin when you do that your rhettandlink it hold my board front and I love your show and look forward to watching it every day thank you we’ve always wanted to send you guys gifts for Thursday mail days but never knew what to send when we saw this cool head pillow idea we knew we had to make a pillow with your heads on it we hope you like the pillows of your guys heads and use them to scare people because they’re pretty creepy sincerely Emily and Hudson from Perrysburg Ohio Wow there’s nothing creepy about this all right I got to say that I really appreciate this I’ve always wanted to sleep on my face and I and I and I like to sleep like this and I and now when my wife is home alone and I go out of town I’ll be like baby don’t worry I got this you can sleep on me you can sleep on my face while I’m gone I’d like to I’m gonna take this on planes mmm be like imma go sleep uh look at that guy he’s got a conjoined twin I never separated that looks just like yeah he just has a head I can feed him he doesn’t need much yours especially the weight a lot of hair a lot of face the way it stretched your face either way your nose got about four times the size as normal look at that oh my goodness look at that thanks for liking and commenting on this video you can support the show by checking out lynda.com/rhettandlink stool earn you name it you can learn it there especially there’s relationship wanting to do stuff like what we do and you know you want to be like us okay I don’t know about that I don’t think there’s a retinal ink course but there’s like video editing photo editing audio editing all that type of stuff go to lynda.com/rhettandlink for a free trial you know todas my name is Terra Mira’s and I’m a student at the University of North Carolina at Pembroke and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality Thank You Emily and Hudson for sending the face pillows for us and our wives to sleep on you get a good mythical morning poster signed by us and available to the general public at red link accomplished store also click through to good mythical more where we eat some straight from Sweden super salt I think this is this is challenge accepted good mythical more uh Rhett is slowly turning into a goat you see this print pillow yeah I got one too yeah yeah you do don’t you do something you throw your rat you tried I’m sorry do you need the Heimlich women that is damn bad yeah Cheers open wide I got sleeping bag stuff sack so good daughter you’re fired from the act no no the problem is it starts out for a while but then it gets really good you still look like you think it’s horrible

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