the Internet has pet grooming styles for miles let’s talk about that you good mythical morning you have ideas about things that don’t have conclusions you send those ideas that don’t have conclusions to us via a contraption called the Internet we see those ideas without conclusions and we come up with conclusions for those we call answers because what you actually had was a question this week your questions were about pets and I real tense I’m sorry I feel like I had to say that I don’t have pets but you don’t if you that undermining everything we’re gonna say link has had pets recently I yeah I have 350 are truly one of them is professor I had hermit crabs let’s not talk about it Elisha Silva asks do you have good grooming tips tips no but grooming styles yes as Rhett said in the teaser the Internet has pet grooming styles for miles for instance look at this safari trip on this dog’s back Wow it’s as if the dog is saying couldn’t he have just made me a lion it was cool and then you put a zero on my butt oh that’s the head are you just now understand what’s happening check out this psychedelic poodle oh my goodness look at the middle it’s like a shark it’s a shark going like this with this mouth open and if you look on his head it’s another fish like a catfish coming up and consuming the head that’s a fish that’s a shark with a shark’s mouth who comes up with these things psychedelic Shh psychedelic shark people are you looking at the same thing I’m that is a shark with a mouth going like this and that is a fish coming up to eat the head it’s all my you gotta have vision for these things link you’re gonna be a dog groomer they told me before the show start I could I could see it but seriously I did not see that I just thought oh psychedelic fish would like black hole nuts like a dog next one is really easy like it’s just a dog made to look like a pet Oh pain a bit oh okay I had that one and this gives me a great idea that looks so weird we could open a zoo people pay big big money to see pandas and they can’t tell the difference I think that was a dog Bandar why is he so far away because he’s a poodle that’s why is he barking because he’s a boy chick okay check out this teenage mutant ninja dog now I’ve stared at this one a long time and I’m not convinced that this is real is it being held up by a woman I’ll tell you when address it’s an improvement upon the latest iteration of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Luna Michael Bay movie Steve Michael Bay I know you’re a fan this one’s a zombie dog yeah I have a feeling that this dog’s dog friends are laughing no they’re biting him ooh thanks honey game Hey look George house George has bones on his body let me get some of that you know what his dog friends his hair cut his hair is turning green though that probably means he’s not he’s infected with were these infected don’t eat him this cat looks like it went through a paper shredder this is the moment right before it completely falls apart into just a massive cat flesh no I mean I feel bad for that cat no no cat should be should be groomed it’s like what happened no cat should be groomed period how about this cat taking the keyboard cat to a whole new level what level would that be level two I guess uh listen this would rock bottom mom I would say my dream come true if you touch this cat and he makes a meow of a different pitch Mew meow meow no no this cat had had an interesting afternoon the look on this cat’s face says exactly what I’m thinking what is that no you didn’t know how about your heads actually yeah I it did sound like I had so did yeah was telling you’re really setting up for a really good one-liner well have you ever seen a cat chase a bird yes right what could you imagine what this cat did after this happened he’s looking back there because he thinks there’s bird settling on his back 2d Birds an exit is kind of a seductive love thing oh you like these birds I wasn’t think I’m a cat and look look at this poor cat got the Cheetos dude branded into him it looks like dude I don’t think Cheetos paid for this Cheetos did not pay for this integration well the cats paying for a poor cat next question from a Jay guy how does one pet a pet that does not like to get pets well AJ as it’s well-established but we don’t know much about petting pets so we did some research looked around in you to defy some help and we found a gem this is a pretty popular video mary jean ball nur is a licensed massage therapist go with me here she’s close but she has articles published in cat fancy and I love cats and this video is extremely helpful for you and us Ajay let’s watch it together champion it’s time for cat massage petting is just randomly petting most people will go mid-back ah if we understood fluently our cats would tell us that petting is passe because your cat wants a massage no oils or lotions are needed cat massage even helps some cats tolerate a bath but I don’t think we’ll be showing that I don’t think she’s gonna be showing that okay what do you mean we’re going to put this advice from the cat lady into action but we don’t have a cat we have a dog let’s bring in June the dog okay let me close enough right Beckett thank you for donating your dog to the science of cat massage so we we have some more we’re going to step through these I do you have the video yeah you’re the next video okay remember the old Simon and Garfunkel song slow down you’re moving too fast that says a lot about life and about cat massage what may seem excruciating lease low to us is so appropriate to your feline it’s so appropriate how can you be a cat massage expert and you can’t even get a real cat she’s got a stuffed tiger I don’t know just it look look look you like this genus I’m going excruciatingly lease low but you are a dog June try a peek at act like a stuffed tiger very slow excruciating Lisa she’s like she likes that she likes the voice I think she likes my breath let’s move on to step two we’re good we’re doing good so far the front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun you don’t need a swimming pool for this breast stroking this is especially good for macho cats these are the prominent chest muscles seen on proud bodybuilders these are the prominent chest muscles seen on proud bodybuilders this woman is awesome how’s that feel Joon can I can I give it a shot hold on I mean really into this look she really likes it look at that she’s like yeah I’m a bodybuilding dog do you body build with these Jun does she look like she’s saying yes she’s got some muscles in there I’ll tell you that she’s looking for anyone who’s gonna extricate her from this situation hey listen there’s a veritable treasure chest traveler trove of chest what’s in front of that dog yeah you take you take I don’t know let’s queue up massage you massage the chest while I move on to video 3 slow down you’re moving too fast got a rub that chest a cat’s tail is his badge of honor so let’s not neglect it simply start from the base of the rump rubbing your way out and follow it to its natural conclusion who’s the best cat in the United States it’s huge hand for damper it’s you Wow I’m gonna let you take control of this where Lincoln you got to sing to her about her being the best dog in the United States okay June let’s get that tail wrap your badge of honor make sure you follow the tail to its natural conclusion otherwise known it’s the end of his exclusion listen you got to start at the rump though right all right June you’re gonna love this just laid in back that I was hanging up a little colder right there all right okay June just just relax Linc is massaging your tail he’s starting at the rump and he is moving down to don’t natural conclusion hey James you’re the best dog of the United States this is not right but Alberto I’m reaching a conclusion by here it’s yeah we’re not onto anything hug me she seems to be having a great time chanting for Stamper now listen the drill test is if we just leave her along what does she do if she stays that she likes it she’d really can’t go anywhere is up in a circle sit Jim now lay down Jim give me a kiss Jean oh she doesn’t want to I’ve been shunned okay moving right along so there you go AJ have a lot of fun with that one and now this is coming from one of our videos Jim to stick around Dixie this is a bad it’s tough lay down why do you call clothes pegs pins sorry pins you’re the best dog in the United States you know what a pin is right bad it’s tough thanks for your comment and we’re just going to come clean at this point your comment has served as a total wake-up call for us to be totally honest we have absolutely no clue what pins are therefore we decided to change that by making a field trip I’ve taken a field trip I left you I am here at the pen stitute School of Technology with world-renowned pin expert dr. Pete pin stone dr. pin stand thank you for being so generous with your time Neil I have been so excited about this ever since I pinned sold it into my schedule what can I do for you well the fact is I know nothing about pins and so anything you can teach me will be extremely valuable this is a bowling pin if you heard of bowling know through your old ball into pins like this there’s ten of them I believe I’m not interested in the game I’m interested in the pins wow this is a rolling pin have you heard of rolling Neil no not not really understand this motion I guess it seems for okay okay you put a some dough under that now this is when things get really interesting this is a safety pin Neil oh wow this is when you don’t want to pierce the subject like if you’re dealing with a baby Brunner also a diaper yeah this is for a child own child and older adults and meet on the weekends oh wow this is a grenade pin I love that um okay now this is a pushpin oh wow now small this is also a pushpin but it’s different it’s a different shape you understand what shape is kind of yeah like guys are different now this is a map pin okay great and when you need to mark a place on a map look at that Orland that’s like Orlando without the oh okay now I know this is a clothespin clothespin right understand actually I do this is a baby clothes pin right I get it this is a daddy clothespin see that okay this is really great okay well Neil that’s just about it do you have any questions I guess my only question is what is a clothes peg oh well that’s my wife peg looks like she might need to pull her skirt up a little bit yeah baby come on you have some modesty yeah that doctor Pinson good-looking guy noses pins too coulda used a haircut but i appreciated his wealth of knowledge and we appreciate you liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is hi I’m Sam I’m he Anna this is Marcellus we’re in Houston and e2 lack at them for oil when it’s worst a snit it’s a jokes and it will why I get your dog to drink out of a dog bowl when they’ll just drink out of a good mythical morning mug here you go June there’s water in here available at rhettandlink.com/store click through to good mythical mom we’re gonna open your mail and we have swedish tube food that we are going to eat it’s gonna cry and that’s why you should always paint your house yellow once upon a time there was an accident-prone woman named Barbara and Barbara loved to live in a yellow house and she loved it so much that she said I got to do something about this blue house that I live in so so she she was colored but she didn’t know her colors she was blue yellow colorblind she also didn’t know that in this alternate dimension lightning struck blue houses when people thought they were yellow and vice versa right and so you know what happened that’s why you should never paint your house yellow and think that it’s blue right it’s always pay your house yellow what it’s always paint your house yellow we got that wrong yeah I got it I gotta get some bacon in my mouth give me some of that bacon please I look like a vampire