we’ve got more apps that you will not believe exist let’s talk about them good mythical morning last year we made an episode about weird apps that you would not believe exist but you know what happened a year past and more weird absolutely exist that becoming to exist they populated the places where people download and then populate their devices with unbelievable apps so you can say that’s amazing you won’t believe this app exists but here it is seeing is believing playing is believing I don’t know if that’s a business strategy I think they think people will buy these I think that’s the idea they think this is a business model and then now we’re gonna make fun of some of the ones that people think are business money maybe you know what maybe we’ll bring some business to these because we are business models now mm-hm I’ve never thought of it that way before now when we I played this game last year link you may recall business model that I yeah company business model I won I won you won now I get to win samples at i I’ve got ten of these if you get a seventy seven out of ten I mean that’s like a C then you win the app tie the tie that you wear and play apps with you de Faced my granddad’s clip-on tie no no you can pump sure you can get them all today is that permanent he doesn’t mind anymore okay I definitely want that he’s dead that’s why that’s I’m sorry I just had to say it so am I wrong in saying that it’s time to play hey link is this app real or fake here’s the first one fake an excuse fake an excuse allows you to choose from several different excuses that will play loudly in the background of your phone call giving you the perfect excuse to hang up on any long boring conversation or just to get out of any conversation you want so like I’m talking on the phone with somebody and then I press a button on the phone that then emits a sound like a third party hey it’s time dinner son I might be on I’m like yeah I still live with my mom and it gets weird right yeah yeah yeah that that could be an app observation very useful observation very cumbersome when I’m on a phone it’s hard to activate any other app especially for you that’s why I’m saying you made this up it’s good idea but it’s not an idea off to a slow start link cuz that’s read it you want to have your phone on speakerphone but then you can access the app and here’s should’ve asked would you have told me that I don’t know because if you ask me about fake stuff they have to start making stuff up on the spot right you know okay I’ll do that that you can choose from excuses like bees they’re everywhere which plays bees sounds right that’s believable for me because someone is in the beacons someone is vacuuming is an excuse someone’s vacuuming I think you can hear it cuz I just activated it on my phone I usually make my own vacuuming sounds but you know talk is this one alright link here’s another one this one is called how many fingers it’s a simple yet extremely satisfying app just hold up a certain number of fingers in front of your phone’s camera and your smart phone will then tell you how many fingers you’re holding up it’s not like it would be three so like if your phone gets hit in the head then you like run this app yeah hey phone who’s the president what year is it what you how many fingers am i holding up folks this is stupid business it’s gotten like a novelty kind of feel to it like yuck it up with the with your friends at the water cooler I want to say false I’m tempted to say true but I was gonna say you made this one up your right leg it’s fake who needs that no one needs that aids that concussion and phones every concussion phones need that all right this one messy pregnant cat ooh this cat named Angela is pregnant but also very dirty can you help brush the sticks out of her first so she can have her little or her litter of gooey babies real or fake messy pregnant cat in MPC is what I usually know it play it so much if this exists I don’t want to see it but this whole gross out stuff is is hip these days oh it’s it with the kids kids love gross out stuff oh I hope this is fake so much so that I’m gonna guess that you made this up you demented jerk like it’s really there’s no way I can explain this history read the description pregnant Angela was walking in the park while the storm begin she barely reached home and all she wants right now is to take a shower to remove the sticks in the mud from her fur to brush her shell to heal her injuries so she can be sure that the baby is fine can you help Angela with these enjoy of course I’m going to enjoy this there’s so many holes in this backstory not the least of which is naming a cat Angela yeah alright I’m I’m I’m behind the eight ball here is it dark outside wanna know if it’s dark outside but you don’t really want to turn your eyeballs towards a window to find out the app will give you a simple yes or no answer is it dark outside this is elegantly simple which might mean that it was made up by a simpleton no just joking Rhett okay um I’m a business model I don’t care I thought I was we’re both business models like wearing suits like holding pins and like places where you don’t typically hold a pin like I’m working I’m sighs I’m signing a contract and winking at the camera are you stalling it seems like it all right so the last one I thought you made up but you didn’t so this one’s so stupid but they’re just but it’s so hard to tell at this point you made this one up it’s real who buys this how much is it here’s a review from the Apple Store I hope it’s free this app hope they pay you to download this app is very helpful definitely a lot cheaper and more efficient than buying a window that’s an extra that’s a good point that’s a good point okay don’t look at Ryan Gosling this app is the opposite of Where’s Waldo you have to stare at a crowded image and try really hard not to look at Ryan Gosling he was located somewhere in the crowd you got to get all the rest of him right in order to get the app – if not I’m taking it with me this is oozing pop culture and you don’t do that so this is real it’s fake I am like totally dialed out of this you know what extra credit I threw you off with that one you’re still alive okay yeah let’s get less you can go for broke with these last events he’s got four more I gotta get all them baby food pee poo this app tracks your baby’s every move and then tells you when to feed them pee them and poo them it becomes a virtual parent so you don’t have to remember anything question how do you poo a child I have I have three of them and I’ve never had to like get them to poo it just happens yeah well you ever had this happen poo a child baby food pee poo this is two different words this is totally real you’re right link it is 100 central it’s the number one medical app in the Middle East who would have known and it has handy-dandy animations to collect clarify what it means by peeing and pooing I’m not making this up ugly kids screaming this is a soundboard app that turns your phone into a symphony of ugly kids screaming click on the ugly kid you like best and listen to their screen this is smart make a musical out of it this is smart I find myself I found myself thinking of things that I’ve wanted and this has never been one of which makes it a great idea I’m saying this is for reals it’s fair I’m just I can’t get in your head screaming yeah we should make that app know about it link now pride is on the line cuz you’ve got only gotten okay so now you’re just trying to get a 50% score that’s right which is like not being held back okay yeah purple sweater this is an incredibly satisfying game where you simply pull the thread at the bottom of a purple sweater Oh watch as it unravels come oh this is smart my wife had a an app where she would like pop zits this is kind of like that except not as gross true all right that should be an app Wow did you google whether what you just made up yeah it probably is but purple sweater isn’t oh just like unravel the sweater beef noodle bowl – you like to cook but don’t like to eat yes there’s no fun at the obvious you through step by step boring process of making a beef noodle bowl lots of updates since beef noodle bowl ones like like what more beef I don’t know you don’t know because you didn’t make it up more noodles you’re grasping now I didn’t play beef noodle one bow I went straight for – this is real you’re right it is real oh you get to wear the tie and we learned a lot of things no no there’s no more there’s one all there’s one more all right I got one more okay so this is why are you gonna eat so you can get 50% right or xeno this so you can get 40% you have failed but I’m just disappointed that your sweater doesn’t exist you can end on a good note maybe somebody will make it how about this one twerk me I’m serious twerk me I’m just that’s not an album is asking you I I can no you know he would do this I can poo you but I’m not gonna twerk it this app allows you to put your face on to a twerking avatar toward me lets you shake your tail feathers without ever getting your tail feathers off the couch this seems totally feasible but it’s kind of tired by this point which is sad that you made this up you could have been a little more culturally relevant with this one that you made it oh wow maybe you should play more apps because then you’ll be better at this game next time you know what it’s fine where you’re a good liar you get to wear the tie and thanks for liking and commenting on this video well look at that v-neck you know what time it is we’re excited to announce the third annual mythic on 2015 organized by the mythical beast over the rhettandlink community that is July 18th there are 33 events worldwide and they linked with more info as in the discrete object through to good mythical more we’re gonna play Messi pregnant cat with some special guests so you may have heard laughing during this episode contagious yawning 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