today we meet the most honest man in the world let’s talk about good middle mark thank you for making us a part of your daily routine we asked you to ask us questions on the Facebook and on the Twitter and if you were liking us on the Facebook and following us on the Twitter you would know you would know about this and we’d be answering your questions right now maybe we are questions about family reunions that’s right we want to talk about that cuz summers upon us which means your family descends upon picnic tables and like every yearns and reunites and you got to navigate that stuff and we’re here to help you with that question number one dawn Russell Taylor asks what foods do you recommend for me to bring to a family bean fried chicken fried chicken it’s that simple that is the answer now this is the thing we wanna let you know about if you’re not from the southern United States you don’t know about this but if every family Union I’ve ever been to which has been in the southern United States there has been a fried chicken table it is not just to play a table of fried chicken nothing but fries some people dump in particular restaurants some people bring it in that special dish if you’re smart you get it from the restaurant and put it in the special day oh that’s what I was gonna say yeah and look you might think oh that’s dishonest you’re taking credit for that but you need the kernel you cares yeah you got to do it I mean that’s classy you know taking credit for the KFC is classy or just put a piece of like black tape over where it says KFC on the bucket that’s that’s a bad move no I mean from the south I recommend Bojangles but if you can’t get your hand on that I was at a like a Girl Scout event that Lily was checking out and it was all this like melon stuff and like broccoli salad stuff and then I go through the line and sit down and then all of a sudden I realized there’s a murmur in the crowd and people are getting back in line cuz somebody brought fried chicken that’s right you can’t have too much fried chicken be the hero bring fried chicken all right next question from Miller Wilkinson and it wasn’t a family reunion of Girl Scouts that wouldn’t make sense but it could have been I was off topic there what do you do when you are approached by a family member who you don’t have a clue who it is and they asked you do you remember me common common situation excellent question perfect for family reunions and listen I’ve thought about this and I have devised a system a foolproof system for you to be able to remember every single person at your family reunion it’s time for rats handy dandy guide using a mnemonic device to remember everybody at your family reunion system okay so the first thing you’re going to want to do is you get your grandmother you bring a picture from last year’s family reunion she points out who everyone is and what their name is but while their names are fresh in your mind you’ve got to get to work you’re gonna want to get some of the food that people brought that they haven’t eaten yet and then you’re gonna run into that crusty old uncle who’s always trying to give you a dollar hey hey this is you Rhett yeah look at you you’re so tall every year you can tell if you’re a go shorter I’m getting older you couldn’t younger no I’m taller – I was healthier how tall are you has a dollar tell me how tall you are two meters nope you can’t lie you gotta use English I don’t believe in the seven six foot seven that’s amazing okay take the dollar don’t tell your mother okay okay this moment this juncture can’t believe you’re so tall I could pull out some garlic all right okay you talking to me I’m gonna plus some garlic doing this show again gently Oh place the full clove hay right into a basketball right there right in my ear it’s just like the full sinker now see this is a mnemonic device sinker into my ear it’s it sounds stinky because of the garlic for the rest of the evening I will remember that this is uncle Smarr lick right give me my dollar guy okay but what if I run into my touchy-feely great-grandmother who’s always trying to give me a kiss and sometimes it takes her a moment to approach me but every time she does approach me she’s really really ready to smack one right on me not quite ready okay I haven’t hey I need nap time to go to the salon before this you can you have a little mustache look yeah okay can I just look at her okay give me some of your baby not this once a year you’re gonna want to tell me about nibble nibble and later peachy peachy you just want to take that blackberry and you just want to kind of get it really mmm baby that’s not Warpaint Rob then give me a kiss little boy nug I remember you when you were this tall now the reason I wish we know it when I smell the sea the blackberries I’ll remember that this is grandmammy crack cherries but what if I run into uh this guy who’s technically my nephew he actually was uh adopted by my uncle and by adopted I mean he showed up in my aunt uncle’s house and he never left what if I run into that kid hey uncle hey uncle rat is that you yeah hey how are you a nice where are you headed um yeah it’s nice it’s a squid hat I’m going to the pool you want to come to the park and teach you some bad words oh really words you know the F word Frank you know I got this do you know the bow word starts with Z no I don’t know about that one oh we should make it up dork dork is a really bad word okay look I got some maple syrup what about that S word that comes in real handy sorry you’re just gonna take your nephew and you’re just gonna and now ready for the rest of the weekend I’m a jumping pool no because of the maple syrup I’m gonna remember that this is my nephew for April Moreau makes me want to say a bad words but what if I run into my backwoods Mississippi third cousin twice removed who recently got out of jail after serving two years of a 10-year sentence for getting his third strike for putting a self-portrait onto the police station hey man you wanna run into something I mean you can run into something together if you know what I mean like a little like a little trouble I got a cigarette I don’t I don’t smoke we use cigarettes as currency man in the pin yeah about that I’ve watched television I saw it on the bad Penitentiary over the United States me and you man we could really cut up some like punch out some lights in the downtown area use cigarettes as currency man now at this point I’m I’m glad I’ve got sour cream because I needed to remember it’s all about the mnemonic device so Wow that’s right well my cousin I think you into me Moo Nanak I’m just gonna it’s a monic device yeah right there on the chip that’s cold that it’s gonna you know this is a lot like being in the clink man this happened to me on day one so I had to get two cards the cigs to get out of this one for the rest of the weekend Oh whenever I smell that sour cream I know that it’s my cousin Laur Dean but what if I run into my vaguely European relative I can never quite place their accent they got kind of an unidentified identifiable accent kind of hard to pin down but luckily I think I’ve just got just the right thing for them but you know they’re always late because they’re on that European Time and they never really show up on time they’re like oh we’ll be there when we’ll be there and then they just show up and then they’re here Oh golly I’m sorry for being so wealthy Oh Bobby I wish that you and I could get to know each other better though you are you related to me with this yeah we see each other every year we should have a we should have a date we I am I am hereby mathlete like we are not blood I don’t know I’m taking I’m interested in what’s this idea mmm I’m on my shirt I’m from Europe I like to eat okay never fear mmm I’ve got something for this relative as well you got us a lot water while they’re kind of taken up in conversation I’m gonna take it just a little Caesar salad just a little oh yes there we go and then just a little dressing on the side you have the right guide on suppose he passed away when we were on that European vacation hmm okay so for the rest of the time of the family reunion when I see this relative with Caesar salad and dressing on the side I’ll know that it’s my aunt leezar Ballad myth fretting Condor ride of course and that’s how it works this has been rats handy dandy guide using a mnemonic device to remember everybody at your family reunion system so I feel like that segment was very effective for people with family members named leaves our ballad myth fretting Condor ride yes as it was intended to be you’re welcome if that’s you okay a couple weeks ago we posted on Facebook didn’t know the difference between invisible and invincible until 11th grade hashtag just being honest and you guys followed suit and started posting your own hashtag just being honest below and we’re like let’s let’s do something with this uh-huh let’s do something with us all these hashtag confessions it’s amazing so we have compiled them into something we are calling the most honest man in the world I thought lactose intolerance was lack toasts and tolerance I haven’t used Microsoft Excel in over 12 years but my resume says I’m proficient in it I used the mix of Pennsylvania and California until I was eight how I don’t know I thought Elton John song Island girls was I like girls I was very very wrong I thought Holland was a myth until seventh grade I thought the White House was in Kansas but it was just a funeral home I used to think that poop was stored in your butt cheeks and people with bigger butts had to poop really bad he is the most honest man in the world I’m not always honest but when I am I prefer to use a hashtag he was very honest follow us on Twitter and Facebook next time we make one of those posts maybe the most honest man will be reading your hilarious post all right it’s time for another installment of slap biscuits and this week one of us get slapped by mystery guitar man hopefully it’s not me given what’s already happened here today huh okay Joe how long have you wanted to slap one of us how long have I known you guys one of you guys is getting slapped with a pan full of kitty litter yeah you ready yeah me too you after I got the kitty litter out of my shirt we did have a good conversation with mr. guitar man Joe Penna as part of this week’s episode of ear biscuits that comes out tomorrow make sure to listen to that iTunes and SoundCloud and for now thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is hi I’m Maya and I’m from Norway I’m just going to spin the wheel of mythicality make sure to vote for this show good mythical morning and us rhett and Link and the streamys there are two links they’re both in the description there’s one link here too in the description it’s a little complicated but we appreciate your vote collect through to good mythical more we open your mail 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