
in the future everyone you know will be a cyborg let’s talk about that good mythical morning hi I’m excited link and mythical beasts because science fiction is becoming science fact and I of course you’re excited I’m excited that your excel really well I appreciate that that’s a real arm under situate but in the future it may not be oh this is where I’m going today okay all right uh there are things that are happening you know things that everyone kind knows about already you know people are getting prosthetic limbs that are not just limbs that don’t do anything they’re limbs that can be controlled with your mind people are becoming cyborgs link they’re putting artificial hearts and lungs basically machine parts inside of humans yet them live a better life and there’s even an Italian doctor who’s talking about seriously doing a head transplant that’s taken a head and put it on somebody else’s body don’t let that be my body please but he’s just talking about it right he’s just talking about it and he’s got plans to do it and he’s got a volunteer okay well I’m not gonna need two volunteers I’m not gonna well I think the body doesn’t volunteer uh I guess he does I guess he’s a donor anyway I don’t want to be that donor now but there’s a moment there’s a movement going on called the transhumanist movement which takes things this philosophy to a whole new level I’m going to introduce you to this today and hopefully have you join me I can tell you feel about not only because you’re excited because when you said transhuman number like though you like looked into the distant to the beyond like transhumanism abbreviated h+ is an international mega knees an inch international cultural and intellectual movement with an eventual goal of fundamentally transforming the human condition by developing and making widely available technologies to greatly enhance human intellectual physical and psychological capacities let me drag that down some layman’s tyrus for you that means using science to make people what super people want to be I’m on board are you on board is it a ship it could be you could be made into a ship is it a cruise because I’m afraid of cruises this idea one person starts vomiting know people are in the future the idea is that you can use technology to make humans come to a whole new phase where they’re actually not even considered humans anymore it’s called posthuman okay let that sink in posthuman so like people delivering mail it’s super wet everyone will be a mailman in the future no that is not what I’m talking about posthuman is a future being whose basic cable capacitance Eve those are present humans as to no longer be unimpacted unambiguously human by our current standards someone who’s not even a human anymore super a superhero that could be us man we could be post humans delivering mail like shooting out of our mouths what however you wanted to happen that well I can think of other ways like I’d rather be like jean-claude van damme on there you know doing the split on the on the trucks that could be you I can do that let’s make it happen and I’ll have mail coming out of my mouth okay the mouth will be they come out of multiple places in that configuration but okay so how do transhumanist see this coming about how to transfer min and see this coming down grad you asked well specifically some of the things that they would like to see happen that we would like to see happen are how about this link would you like to be smarter was that an insult would you like to be super smart yes would you like to have superhuman intelligence because that could all happen with transhumanism the idea hat okay a couple different things okay there this the vision is we could use nanotechnology at nanotechnology actually putting Ottoman make your brain just work better but we could also create neural interfaces so that you are basically connected to a computer you could be connected to the Internet at all times yeah we’re always hanging out and then somebody says something it’s like I don’t know if that’s true let me Google it good let me look it what if you have Wikipedia in your own head is this what all time are you making this up or that this is something they talk about like just just an innate seamless connection with the Internet in your brain they talk about it neural control interfaces to a computer that’s on your body but also maybe a computer that’s connected to the Internet me and you and to be communicating via Bluetooth right now and our faces were barrier like this well and so conversationally I would just be spouting off knowledge and when you get communicated via bluetooth by a person you have to and every so often they I would just have to throw citation needed into my conversation yeah right right I’ll be saying that a lot I got that one from wiki citation needed no I just say citation needed then you like how to look another pocket I pull something out of my pocket and you read that and it would be like oh yeah they gotta come up that was like to answerable anything out of the pockets thank you can you don’t have nope nobody has pockets you ever seen one of those movies where they were in a future here they don’t have pop you’re right nope I never looked at the pocket region oh guys looking it up how about this would you like to be stronger yes would you like to be super stronger yes this feels like an infomercial okay that can happen now first of all people a lot of people are like oh this is scary I’m really scared of all this stuff happen but it’s kind of already happening I mean your granddad probably has a fake hip yeah I got my hip replaced your granddad is a cyborg face it aunt Vicki has a fake knee yeah she’s a cyborg aunt Vicki is parallel pochi aunt Vicki is posthuman man she’s an awesome woman she also does she collects the mail as well doesn’t she know she starts the mail no she last time I went there she was sorting mail did that need with her Lanie she was sorting mail with her knee that fake post me she does that sometimes but it comes out okay it’s already happening we’re replacing body parts but what if instead of just getting a hip replacement you just got like a golf cart put down there because that could happen in the future now don’t you want yes you want to be like a cyborg cut is so bad yes like what gene is gonna be that weird option at the golf course that’s what would you like – I don’t like to walk the course would you like a golf cart or would you like Randy and then I can get up I should give advice on the whole the whole be it via bluetooth I’d be like hold on let me check out this par-5 oh you better use a 3-iron before i how i got for her we got back in it you were not on the same bluetooth okay alright okay so this is the kind of thing that can happen but linked this isn’t good happen if we just sit around and talk about it we need to follow Zoltan yes what I’m not making this up Zoltan Istvan istván I yes your person he is a leader of the transhumance he is the leader of the transhumanist party now okay two things first of all that it this is a real name yeah for a real person akin another owner okay well that makes total sense anyone who’s gonna be into this stuff and be the head of it his name should be Zoltan and such at all anyone whose name happens to be Zoltan I assume it he’s like this a visitor from another planet with like antenna or like at least like an aluminum helmet he’s this guy right here he looks like a golfer he does I mean it can we do that when I got the golf cart can we tilt down and is there a golf cart below his bells like possibly he’s he’s he’s to none alien like to a be called Zoltan and be be ended that he’s more interesting than just a golfer their link when he was 21 he sailed across the planet for multiple years and all he took well how far above the planet was he because in a sauce and a boat he took five hundred books with him in red Amal smartest man alive things get desperate you can’t eat also if that doesn’t give him any credence he’s credited with inventing volcano surfing which doesn’t exist it does it’s awesome and he’s running for president in 2016 now you know who you’re voting for I loved this is so up your alley yes valves out Gulf man Zoltan Istvan uh you can go learn about involved you know boarding is real okay but link put that on a t-shirt I sense that you’re not taking me seriously and maybe some of you I’m trying I’m trying really I’m happy for you are not taking this seriously and I anticipated this it’s like when a weird friend that you haven’t seen since like grade school comes back and they’re really excited about something it’s like I’m happy I’m happy for you like I want I don’t want to do this as a solo project I want this to be something that we can connect via bluetooth and just as people go on and so what I’ve done is I’ve created a video that I hope will motivate you to come over to our side okay the dark think of it as a PSA for transhumanism for you and to anyone who’s listening okay hello Lee welcome to transhumanism transhumanism transhumanism means you can be anything you want to be ignore that sciency Y&C mumbo-jumbo and use your imagination would you like to have longer legs so you can reach the top cereal show feminism would you like to have an extra arm just for scratching yourself transhumanism how about we make your poop smell like a Belgian meadow 14 minutes after rain fall don’t train it be it instead of growing old and ugly someday replace your face with a base of Channing Tatum or a puppy or go press your face but don’t stop there why not turn yourself into a robotic llama with a built-in jetpack and a meatball dispensing belly button transhumanism you can have swords forearms and pool noodles for legs or just be a pool noodle it’s an easy life trajan ism robot ninja space cat mouse block of cheese with a human face soldier cyborg dolphins tanning Chatam volcano surfing robot all this can be yours if you join the transhumanist movement today just do it not sponsored by Nike I don’t know how to react to that I don’t want to disappoint you but I don’t send that dissol tan cuz I did I don’t know I don’t I don’t know how he feels about I think I guess he just felt it through the end I consulted him via Wi-Fi before I posted that Oh guys you have a person I’m now I’m jealous of that you have a person connect risotto huh he didn’t like it doulton yeah I’m not saying that for your benefit I could have just said it via wife okay that the the concepts in there were pretty interesting the production value was great yeah I’ll give you that thank you the production value had nothing to do with that was really great guys I think we should just send it far and wide on Facebook and see if you can get any followers that way join us we’re making the future now I just came up with that thanks for liking and commenting on this video be afraid you know what time it is I’m Ethan I’m Elizabeth I’m rep and we are in a river in Chiang Mai Kylie and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality we have a new sketch all about crazy coffee orders coming out on the rent link channel in three days but you can go and watch it right now at vessel.com/rhettandlink sure at all click through to good mythical more where we just got transhumanism some more what body parts would we replace with what exact link is terrified of making eye contact with Rhett you could easily put a mountain under there the kneecap you could eat with it I’m talking about on the front side so like just when like when she’s like sitting up here crossing her legs
