what makes the greatest movie quotes ever the greatest movie quotes ever I’m John from Crystal Lake Illinois let’s talk about that good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by YouTube original channels now we’re not moms nope but we know a couple of moms very well yep and I recently gave birth to a baby hippo on this show nope so it kind of makes me technically a mom yep anyway if you’re a mom you’re into mom things you want to see moms talk about things you need to check out our good friend Katie lat and her friends channel the moms view we’ve got a link in the description and we’re gonna link out to an episode of the moms view at the end of this episode thank you for joining us today I feel like something special really is going to happen today day on this episode okay I feel like the lives are gonna be changed really and and that I’m not I’m not saying in a psychic way I just have a feeling I have a normal human feeling that things are looking up okay cuz things have been brewing that’s pretty bad lately is that what you’re implying I’m not implying anything just join us in lucky not great movie quotes link did you know that there is something there’s a special recipe almost a scientific recipe if you will of what makes a great movie quote and what I mean by great is memorable the kind that you talk about the kind that you remember okay now I am notorious for not remembering any movie quotes by the way and I never watch a movie more than once so just I keep those things in mind this is kind of like a foreign language to me I’m just I’m not what there’s these people out there who just they like to quote movies you know those people yeah movie rotors if you were one of those people I would not be your friend yeah cuz it gets old really quickly you’re like in a group with them and then they like something happens and then they quote the movie you’re like yeah yeah yeah movie quote er man or they quote something they say something in it just you just that sounds like it was from a movie I’m sorry last now am I supposed to laugh right College the movie but what do you expect from me movie quota well this episode is especially for you people who link hates it’s not what you want me to say I didn’t say hey I’m looking off today I’m being positive Cornell University Court they’re always doing research at Cornell thank goodness for Cornell University they recently looked at the top movie quotes on IMDB and they said listen let’s examine these and let’s see what they have in common you know what it’s a complex study we’ve got a link to the study in the description don’t read it though it’s boring they took because I’m going to encapsulate this for you they determined there’s a combination of a few factors one is distinctiveness there is something that is distinct about what is said there’s something unique and distinct it isn’t a completely general quote it might be a name in there there might be a reference to something that’s a little bit distinct the second thing is at the same time there’s a distinctiveness there is a general nature to it meaning that they employ indefinite articles like a and ant as opposed to definite articles like V so this is combination who distinctiveness in general ness dinner Ally that makes a great movie quote and one additional factor is it usually is in the present tense meaning it has a it has an application outside of the context of the film something that can be happening to me and you and I could say something from that movie a movie quote a person that you don’t like would do that and it becomes a memorable quote because it has a utilization in the context outside of the movie were you tracking here I went to Cornell could you tell di didn’t do you have they have like an example well I don’t just have examples I actually wrote my own movie quotes based on these principles I was inspired and listen if you’re a screenwriter out there feel free to use these in your upcoming screenplay that doesn’t mean that we’re not going to use them if we ever write a screenplay but you can feel free to use these okay so it’s general and specific at the same time here’s an example sometimes you don’t need a hard hat mr. Malcolm so you made that up that’s not from an actual movie from my brain and that’s supposed to seem awesome yeah yeah I guess I have to see the scene if not really yeah it’s all about the context in the movie who says it what’s the situation when they say it but if you write that in too right screenplay that will be quoted for years including this one you know your Winnebago well I accidentally blew it up but I thought it was supposed to not be specific like your Winnebago well I thought it was supposed to be it’s not you know and you know about Winnebagos know it a blue one up is that what that would seem like a lame scene in a movie but it would be a very memorable quote stay here I’ve got a death date with a droid okay yeah that seems like a hero about to do something so no more mr. nice turtle you almost messed that one off can you give it to you yet no more mr. nice turtle okay just build a whole animation around that in a movie on me kiss me Barbara I didn’t thank you I I need I guess I need to see the movies I’m telling you I’m not a clone you got a lot of days I’m gonna give you another face tattoo and by face tattoo I mean I’m gonna shoot you in the face that one’s pretty good a little wordy but I can see the type of movie that would that would happen two more tic-tac-toe the line Vinnie it’s a little cute I was having a good day until my earlobe got bitten off feel free to use any of those for your next blockbuster you know if you don’t seem impressed these were awesome I well you’re seeing something that I’m just not seeing all I’m doing is hearing spec now I’m gonna read to you we’re gonna play a game a lot of you folks out there in good mythical morning land said that you really liked it when we play the game so we’re gonna play another game in this game I’m going to read a famous movie quote not one that I made up okay good they might even be better than the ones that I made us oh really these are proven movie lines okay and you’re gonna guess what movie they came from now I’ve already said that I’m only watching movies once or never I never watched movies twice and I never quote movies because I don’t remember the quote so I guess these are disclaimers to say that I’m not going to be good at this game so but but you’re free to play along if you get every one of these right I’m going to take you for ice-cream well thanks for that if you miss a couple I’ll take you out for yogurt okay okay healthy alternative so I miss more than a couple I’ll take you out back in wacky give me a face tattoo with a what is that and by face tattoo I mean shoot you in the face you can see Arnold Schwarzenegger singing I like that one I do like that one okay your face tattoo you had me at hello uh-uh this is a softball Cary Grant movie are you you’re really gonna be this bad at it I don’t know I don’t know it you had me at hello I don’t know it what is it Jerry Maguire oh oh did I’m just keep going we should maybe we should reserve this maybe we should reverse this you hasn’t know because I know all the answer now I’ll get some of you wrote that’s cute yeah the quiz okay just give me a sec I’m not gonna do the voices and stuff although I’m capable of love we may have to go to that just just blaze through them let’s not make this more painful than it oh I’m sorry did I break your concentration pulp fiction yes Jules and pulp fiction my precious uh Fellowship of the Ring no it’s the second you have to say the actual one Lord of the Rings two towers you were right the first time oh it’s the first now you might have said it in both of them but he said it in Fellowship of the Ring is the one that it was one of them barely in love and Gollum said it don’t make me say who said it they may take our lives but they’ll never take our freedom mmm Braveheart yes ah today is a good day to die Armageddon nope this is obscure winner I was thinking maybe I wanted to challenge you Flatliners I haven’t seen that I’ve heard about it death what’s in the box ah what’s in the box could it be a severed head matrix the matrix severed head in the box I’m giving you a clue I open already made my guess what is it 7 the movie 7 Brad key it says that its wife said it’s in the box I did see the movie the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist that’s in the Bible the Bible the movie you know this movie I was also in 7 Kevin Spacey says it the greatest trick the devil ever pulled at the end of the movie usual suspects yes yes eyes are so saying a census taker wants John Kallis a sense it’s right now you’re not getting yogurt at all a census taker once tried to test me I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti um uh the Anthony Hopkins movie with the where he’s a serial killer Silence of the Lambs eyes of the land you talking to me uh rocky Goodfellas um do you watch movies Godfather taxi driver ah should be ashamed I’ve got better things to do the remember movie quotes okay this is from one of your favorite movies by one of your favorite actors okay don’t give me a hint Milo upset I love the smell of napalm in the morning Apocalypse Now who says it Robert Duvall yes what it’s general sunset or whatever rosebud rosebud man I know the movie but I can’t remember the name of the movie the most innovative movie of its time ever that no one’s ever seen Citizen Kane Citizen Kane never send a human to do a machines job Robocop Total Recall Agent Smith and the matrix I’ve already get the matrix so I get that one I see dead people ah six cents yes the little boy says it just give me a few more because we’re running out of time you got to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky well do you punk Dirty Harry Unforgiven I’m guessing two at a time for you I drink your milkshake I drink it up oh I quoted this movie recently even though I’m not a movie quota oh gosh what’s it called them there will be blood yes are you not entertained gladiator I’m kind of like Gandalf see I Know Who I am I’m the dude that’s playing to do disguised as another dude white men can’t jump I Know Who I am I’m the dude displaying the dude disguised as another dude um chocolate thunder yes and one last one the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here up staggers me the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here up staggers me I’m just I’m Jeff Goldblum’s I’m a guest The Blob Jurassic Park man the fly Jurassic Park MIT said you need to go to movie quoting school so you can and then what so you can quote movies and parties exactly and be the guy that does that I’m not gonna apologize being bad at this I trust you were better than me hi okay so today if we’re still looking up baby listen this show here we go voice mail greeting so this is back in the day used to like do a voice mail greeting on this is like that take it’s not you do it on your phone this is as if we’re roommates and we’ve got to make a new voice mail good so it’s like record now ooh hey 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